Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 754 754. Wild boar? !

 The rain in autumn is not as violent as in summer. After lunch, the sky becomes dark. Dragonflies flew low and back in the yard, causing several orange cats to jump up and down. When they were lying in wait, their tails almost flew away.

 Not long after, there was a pattering autumn rain.

The rain lasted for less than two hours. The rain was not heavy, but it was not light either. At the very least, the soil in the mountainous areas has been fully soaked, and the air is filled with the unique smell of soil and vegetation after rain.

The mountains in the distance were covered with mist, and not long after, a hazy rainbow appeared in mid-air.

"rainbow!"

ˆ˜Qiaoqiao shouted loudly: "I haven't seen it even once this summer! I want to take the children to see a rainbow!"

It was his seventh cousin who told him: "Take a basket and go to the chestnut garden to break off a few chestnuts and pick up half a basket of sweet potato leaves."

 “Okay!”

Qiaoqiao carried the basket and her mobile phone, and couldn't wait to rush up the mountain.

 Zhang Yanping only had time to poke his head out from the balcony: "Wait for me to give you a notice first—"

 What are you predicting? What are you predicting?

  Teacher Qiao Qiao mainly focuses on being caught off guard.

No, the familiar live broadcast room was opened again. After a short silence, people came in one after another.

　　【Who in the family understands? Only the notifications from this live broadcast platform are not turned off, so I’m afraid I’ll miss Teacher Qiaoqiao]

　　【I have already set the live broadcast room as my favorite】

　　【Is Teacher Qiaoqiao afraid that more people will come? 】

　　【It's good not to give any notice. If there are any new products, I can still grab them. 】

  【Then why would I set up a live streaming service?

 Wake up! Is it just for Teacher Qiaoqiao? That's right, it's for him! 】

　　【Looking at the camera, it seems like you are going up the mountain. What are you broadcasting today? 】

  【Is it time to harvest the two-crop rice at the anchor's house now? 】

 【It's almost October, it seems it's really time】

【What? Cutting rice today? 】

【What? Threshing millet today? 】

【What? Selling rice today? 】

Qiao Qiao hummed and went up the mountain, swinging the basket in one hand and holding a short mobile phone holder in the other: "Children, today we are going to pick chestnuts and sweet potato vines. Everyone should study hard!"

 Chestnut and sweet potato vines?

 As soon as they heard it was food, everyone got excited immediately! However, before they could express any opinions, they saw Qiao Qiao happily saying:

“Sister said that when the pigs are killed during the Chinese New Year, five children will be invited to hold a class reunion, and the children will also be invited to kill the pigs and pull the legs together. Everyone must prepare well!”

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　? ? ! ! 】

　　【What did I hear? 】

　　【Killing pigs during the Chinese New Year? ! The anchor’s pig? 】

　　【Anchor, I am a person who works out every day, and I am very energetic. I am best at pulling pig legs - I want to ask that pig, can it kick people? 】

　　【Don't make trouble in front of me, you've never done this job before! It's different for me. When I was a kid, I fed pigs. When I hugged the pig's legs, they couldn't move! 】

  【Pork-killing vegetables, pig-killing vegetables! ! I haven’t eaten the pig-killing vegetables in the farmer’s big pot for decades]

  【Anchor must call me! No matter what conditions you ask for! Is it too late for me to be ranked number one now? 】

　　【I'm curious, how do I prepare for this? Is it okay if I pull my husband’s leg? 】

　　【Speaking of which, has it been a long time since the host took us to see Piggy? I like the flower on the head】

　　【Nonsense! The black one tastes good! 】

 【The white one looks thick】

　　【Anchor, Guoyi is so beautiful, why haven't you seen Guoyi for a long time? 】

　　【What country are you looking at? Pictures of long-tailed pheasants are everywhere on the Internet, but you may not be able to eat the butchered pheasant. 】

　　【What are you thinking about? There are only five places, no pie in the sky can stop me]

【Ten minutes after the broadcast, the number of viewers exceeded 5,000. At its peak, I remember it was 700,000 viewers...my luck can only be the denominator.】

  【I don’t care, I don’t care! I'm going to lower the probability! ]    However, no matter how enthusiastic they were discussing, Qiaoqiao didn't look at it at all. He even put the basket on the roadside and adjusted the camera:

“Children, the chestnut orchard is on the mountain over there. Let’s pick sweet potato vines first.”

However, as soon as the camera turned around, Qiao Qiao was stunned.

Just because in the sweet potato field in front of me, which is not that big, there is a dark figure burying its head in the undulating soil ridges, humming and humming something.

 He opened his mouth and froze.

 The barrage became active:

　　　Hey hey hey, what is in the ground? Is it the king? 】

　　【Is Your Majesty secretly eating sweet potatoes? 】

　　【So many sweet potato vines! 】

【Etc., etc! ! Does that thing in the field look like a pig? 】

　　【It seems like...a wild boar? 】

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　? ! ! Wild boar? ! 】

　　【Anchor, hurry up! Take it! 】

　　【Anchor, hurry up! Call the king to stop it! Wild boars are now allowed to be captured and eaten! 】

　　【Don't make a fool of yourself, you have never been in the forest and have no idea about the fighting power of wild boar! If you encounter it, you will only risk losing your life! 】

At this moment, Qiaoqiao finally came to his senses: "What a big wild boar!"

He hesitated and said: "Children, this wild boar looks so big. If you take it back to the pig pen, will it bully other pigs?"

The barrage exploded instantly—

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　? ? Anchor, do you want to listen to what you are saying? 】

　　【Run quickly, run quickly! 】

【Ask the king and the others to drive away the wild boar! It would be nice to be able to drive him away! There is no weapon, so there is no need to think about stopping it! 】

When Qiaoqiao was born, the wild boars in the mountain forests had been almost cleared, and then the country began to require that private hunting was not allowed.

Hence, since he has grown so big, this is the first time he has seen a wild boar.

At this moment, he stood on the ridge of the field and carefully looked at the strong black wild boar, which weighed about two to three hundred kilograms, and then he realized -

 “My sweet potatoes!!”

 Their sweet potatoes were planted late, so it won’t mature until October.

But the wild boar does not care about cherishing its food. It just opens up the area and scoops up the sweet potatoes from all directions. The vines eat and chew it, and they trample them into a mess after just two steps.

And I don’t know if it’s because of its bad habits or something else, but the sweet potato vines were bitten into pieces, and the ungrown sweet potatoes were exposed on the ground with their big noses sticking out, and they were also eaten in half...

 And this guy is still moving forward along this ridge.

Look now, a huge area is in a mess!

This makes Qiao Qiao very angry!

 “Stinky wild boar!”

He said bitterly: "You can eat secretly, why do you destroy it while eating? My sister will definitely spank you if this continues!"

He said viciously, and then carrying the basket, he ran behind the wild boar in three or two steps, and then picked up the half-eaten sweet potatoes one by one.

Since it had just rained, the soles of my shoes were already covered with a thick layer of mud from walking along the way.

 The sweet potatoes on the ground were even more miserable.

The irregular round red skin is covered with mud, and on the pitted cross-section, the creamy-yellow sweet potato flesh is now exposed from the mud.

In reality, wild boars are very dangerous. During the Chinese New Year, someone in our village took three big dogs to hunt wild boars. During the cooperative fight, one of the dogs was seriously injured.

　　　Please do not imitate.

There are sweet potatoes with white skin and red heart, and there are also sweet potatoes with red skin and white heart.

A sister who came here told me that after 1.6 million words, the bottleneck period will be crossed and the efficiency will be greatly improved. I have been waiting...

good night.

Sometimes I really hate myself for being decadent... People will go crazy if they can't write...

  (end of this chapter)