Song Tan Jishi

Chapter 758 758. Too much loss

 Boss Chang’s eyes widened.

He looked at Song Tan, then at the wild boar, and then at the naive and ignorant Song Qiaoqiao. He didn't know what to say at this moment.

After a while, he struggled to find his language system: "Well... wild boar meat tastes very bad. The new Master Jiang is good at smoking and drying barbecued meat..."

Song Tan looked over in surprise, and saw Qiao Qiao also surprised and said: "Uncle, why are you so bad at business! It has already eaten so many sweet potatoes from me, killing it would be too much of a loss!"

Then he looked at the wild boar and commented seriously: "Let it be like a chicken. It will be replenished this year and it will give birth to piglets next year!"

 Boss Chang was greatly shocked! Who is the capitalist? He just wants to kill and eat meat, but you want to have endless children and grandchildren!

"That's right!" Song Tan looked at Qiao Qiao approvingly: "Yes, my dear baby has become much smarter recently... It's too expensive to buy a sow, we have to catch it ourselves! We will buy a little boar in a few days to raise. To match it, this is sustainable development!"

　　If wild boars and domestic pigs are mated together, the piglets born will definitely be chewy and delicious!

 After she finished speaking, she reached out and took the yellow wattle stick in Qiaoqiao's hand and whipped it neatly in the air!

There was only a "pop" sound in the air, and the wild boar snorted, and quickly followed her footsteps.

Boss Chang huddled numbly behind Zhang Yanping, obviously frightened by the shadow of the wild boar, while Zhang Yanping stared at the microphone on Qiao Qiao's collar, but always felt that something was not right...

etc!

 “Qiaoqiao, aren’t you live broadcasting?”

Qiaoqiao was stunned!

Then he said "Ah": "I haven't picked my sweet potato vines yet, and I haven't picked up the basket yet!" As he spoke, there was wind under his feet, and he quickly ran down the mountain.

Zhang Yanping and Song Tan looked at each other and silently opened the live broadcast room.

 There is a green sweet potato leaf billowing in the wind in the live broadcast room. This fresh color, this harmonious pastoral style, this heralds a lush harvest...

 All of this is nothing compared to the dense and repeated resentment of the audience——

　　【The anchor loves me, the anchor does not love me, the anchor loves me, the anchor does not love me, the anchor loves me...】

　　【Please! Is it okay to buy a body camera? 】

　　【I have no other requirements...I will be happy if the anchor can be in the camera】

  【The anchor is not here, the wild boar is still there】

　　【How far did the **** thing go? There is no sound from the microphone either! 】

　　【Wild Boar! A wild boar is as big as me! 】

　　【Wild boar, wild boar, wild boar, wild boar, please beg my wild boar】

　　【Hey, hey, no one is worried about the anchor getting into trouble? That’s a wild boar]

【what are you talking about? It didn’t get angry even when the anchor slapped it on the butt, how could something happen?]

　　【This bad guidance is too obvious. If someone learns to interact with wild boars in this way, wouldn't it kill people? 】

　　【Okay brother, I've just seen you jumping up and down here all afternoon, but you didn't see the big line of "rewards" from the big brother on the top list! 】

【that is! Are you a navy sent by someone else? How about I repeat that line to you? 】

　　【Dangerous behavior, please do not imitate it. 】

 Zhang Yanping has become numb.

There are probably too many people reposting it. Even if there is nothing in the live broadcast room, the number of viewers has reached more than 500,000, which is only slightly less than the 700,000 or so people who watched Xiao Jiang’s PK at his peak.

Of course, the number of viewers in the live broadcast room is calculated based on the number of clicks, which seems to be quite impressive. But in actual terms, this live broadcast was watched by no less than 50,000 people!

With such a high number of views, if a professional team operated carefully, Qiaoqiao would probably have over a million fans by now.

but…

He looked at Song Tan and Qiao Qiao, who was running towards the sweet potato field in the distance, and suddenly felt that there was nothing wrong with this.     I just feel a little sorry for the audience.

　　But... But the system has added the entry [Hypnosis] to Qiaoqiao's current anchor tag by default. For a person who does hypnosis live broadcasts, it is normal for a large deserted sweet potato field to appear in front of him, right?

The anchor keeps broadcasting, but if one of the viewers falls asleep, it’s normal for him to step away for a while, right?

At this time, Qiao Qiao finally appeared in the live broadcast room lens.

I saw him coming to this sweet potato field, and then he picked up the basket: "Ah, I almost forgot the basket."

 Then he squatted down again and began to pinch the leaves along the tips of the sweet potato vines.

Studio:…

  【Good news, the anchor is back. Bad news, the anchor doesn’t care about me at all]

　　【I'm not as greedy as you, I just want the anchor to be on my screen】

I don’t even want to talk about you. Did you forget the basket? Isn’t your cell phone important? 】

　　【Looks like the anchor wasn't hurt at all, what about the wild boar? 】

【that is! What about the wild boar? Where is a wild boar as big as me? 】

  【Anchor, does wild boar meat sell? I haven’t tried it yet, I heard it’s very delicious]

　　【Wild boar meat is old and woody, cannot be chewed at all, cannot be stewed well, and is not as delicious as expected】

【I do not believe! Unless the host sends it]

【etc! If five people attend a class reunion during the Chinese New Year, will the wild boar be killed and sold? 】

　　　　　　—Any dish weighs twenty-one pounds. How much does pork cost per pound? 】

　　【Ah, here, I only want three pounds of fat meat, another three pounds of thin meat, and another three pounds of golden cartilage... The anchor won't look down on me, right? 】

　　【I think too much in front of you, how can the host look down on you? The anchor just doesn’t sell it. 】

On the hillside, Zhang Yanping breathed a sigh of relief.

How should I put it, contemporary netizens still focus on tolerance!

 He was relieved, and after discussing with Song Tan, he quickly logged into Qiaoqiao's account with his mobile phone, and switched to the live broadcast room from the background -

 “Come! Let me show you our new member of the pig pen—Da Hei!”

"Dahei is a girl. You can see that her fangs are not exposed. If it were a male, the fangs would be exposed and would be longer."

“Logically speaking, if you steal from our land, you will be caught eating the meat! But Dahei reflects quickly and has excellent genes, so I gave him a chance.”

“This year, Dahei will bear the humiliation and suffer hardships for a year. Next year, it might not be able to give birth to eight treasures and become the queen of the pigsty!”

“When the descendants and grandchildren are reunited, sooner or later, our pigsty will all have its genes!”

“In addition, Dahei has a good temper, but he is a bit greedy. He especially likes to eat our food and is not picky about food.”

“When everyone comes to attend the class reunion, if you are willing, I suggest you come to our house to buy some food, and we can arrange a group photo!”

Zhang Yanping knew that the live broadcast was not as charming as Qiao Qiao, so after the camera was changed, he focused on Dahei to output.

Now that the key points were finished, he also stared at the barrage, obviously taking it very seriously.

Barrage:…

　　【There are too many flaws, I don’t know what to say at the moment】

  Get up in the morning and write...

 (End of this chapter)