Song Tan Jishi

The case of the missing Lao Song family chestnut is open to public trial online!

 Suspect: Dabao, Erbao, Liubao.

Taint Witness: Six Treasures.

 Evidence: A very large chestnut bag and some chestnut fragments.

 Jury and audience: 413,752 people (based on the number of viewers in the live broadcast room)

 Judge: Zhang Yanping.

 This can be said to be the pinnacle of Zhang Yanping's life.

When he said the words "Judgment Conference", a rocket special effect worth 10,000 yuan suddenly appeared in the live broadcast room, which was the new one from this live broadcast!

　　【Enforce the law impartially and seek justice for Banli! 】

 Subsequently, a variety of reward special effects emerged one after another:

  【Support the Six Treasures! Although he did not surrender, he became a tainted witness, and it is safe to turn back! 】

【etc! Liu Bao also surrendered, right? 】

  【Support Liubao, he is only half a year old, not even neutered yet, not yet an adult! 】

　　【大宝二宝! Mom, save you! You just ate some chestnuts, but Liu Bao betrayed you! 】

【Dabao Erbao, this kind of foreign puppy is not worthy of trust, leave it to the future, let's make a comeback! 】

　　【My Dabao has a simple and honest face, so he must have been tricked into becoming a spearman by the cunning Er Bao! Please investigate thoroughly]

　　【Nonsense, my second treasure is handsome and calm, how could I do such a thing! It must be that you don’t want to betray your brotherly loyalty to commit the wrong thing]

　　【The mantis stalks the cicada, and the oriole follows behind - so many chestnuts, the six treasures and the two big treasures are both injured. Two peaches kill three people. I don't believe that the king is not involved. 】

　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　　? ? ? What does this have to do with my king? 】

　　　【Brother, be sure to find out, don't let your brothers feel cold! 】

Zhang Yanping took the time to glance at the barrage. Before the public trial started, his expression was already very unspeakable.

 But look at the amount of rewards in the background...

　　His!

 Just these five minutes, far longer than the usual two months!

He immediately cheered up: "Okay, come and treat me, Boss Zhang...ah, Judge Zhang will interrogate you carefully!"

“Liubao, let me ask you, have you eaten these chestnuts?”

Liu Bao snorted, lowered his head, and quietly rolled his eyes to look at him.

Zhang Yanping sneered: "I knew you were there - how many have you eaten?"

"Ouch...woof, woof, woof!" Liu Bao cried out guiltily.

 “Very good! I ate three!” Zhang Yanping was satisfied and looked at Dabao and Erbao again:

 “Which of you will eat first?”

“Wangwu...” Dabao and Erbao couldn’t sit still. At this moment, they alternately raised and lowered their two front paws, and finally barked at Liubao.

Liu Bao snorted and lowered his head again.

 Zhang Yanping was shocked: "Why is it still you?!"

The live broadcast room is also numb.

　　【Why is this so? ! 】

 【Six treasures! I see you have thick eyebrows, big eyes, and golden hair. How come you are like this? 】

　　【I don’t believe it, I don’t believe it! It must be Dabao Erbao's scheming dog, using power to oppress and frame him! 】

　　【Liu Bao is so guilty, he really doesn't know how to lie】

[Bao ... don't do the talent of doing bad things, let's not do it. 】

【Never imagined…】

Zhang Yanping didn't know what to say, so he could only say depressedly: "Liu Bao... Look at you, you are so pretty, why do you do this kind of thing?"

 Liubao looked at him pitifully.

Zhang Yanping sighed helplessly: "You were the first one to eat secretly, and then you ate three more..." He fiddled with the fragments. Although they were bitten into pieces, there were about ten or twenty pieces that could be pieced together.

 Three dogs, they all eat a lot.

"You can't even make this chestnut bun today, why do you usually eat it secretly?" Liu Bao looked at him.

 He also looked at the six treasures.

 The camera in the live broadcast room was also facing him.

After a while, everyone started posting barrages:

　　【Forget it, what does the puppy know? It left its mother when it was a child...]

　　【Forget it, I didn’t give the reward money to get to the bottom of things, it was mainly because I was afraid that Liu Bao would be wronged】

　　【Liubao, grandma has rewarded you with an education fund. What do you want to eat in the future? Ask your master to deduct it from this】

　　【It’s not that I don’t teach my eldest and second children well on purpose. They are also parents for the first time and have little experience.】

【The child does not teach, the father too. Liubao, please discuss it with them later. You won’t dare to eat our chestnuts next time. 】

　　　　hiss—I didn’t even think that this was my chestnut! Baby, I'm not in the mood to eat. I only bought three kilograms. 】

　　【That's right! Don't eat it, otherwise what should you do if it's out of stock before it's shipped? 】

　　【Bao'er, it's not impossible to eat. You can choose the one with worm holes, it's just as delicious and has protein】

Liu Bao groaned in the face of Zhang Yanping's tense black face, and finally hesitated, then raised his steps and walked towards the forest.

Soon, it came back with something in its mouth, and then spit it out -

 Zhang Yanping took a closer look!

 A chestnut! A very mature chestnut, the whole box is brown, not a trace of white can be seen.

Like this, the chestnut bag usually falls down by itself after it opens on the tree.

Liu Bao lay there and took the chestnut into his mouth again, chewing it into pieces while tilting his head, and finally spit out a pile of chestnut shells while eating.

Zhang Yanping:…

He couldn't bear it any longer: "Liubao, I now know that what you ate fell on the ground...but didn't you really take the opportunity to eat another one?"

Just look at the Dabao and Dabao next to me, and I was so anxious that I almost pounced on them!

How can we judge this? Liubao has taken advantage of it, so we can't give it a beating, right?

 “Wow!” Liu Bao looked at him obediently and tilted his head.

 The next moment, Zhang Yanping put his big hand on its head: "Don't act cute!"

  【emmmm...hard to comment】

　　【Who said anything about Liu Bao's wise eyes before? Indeed, he is as wise as a fool! 】

　　【Liu Bao, Liu Bao, you are not old and your Taoism is not shallow! 】

　　【My great treasure and second treasure have been greatly wronged! 】

　　【How much do four chestnuts cost, rounded up? 】

  【What's going on with Teacher Qiaoqiao? Even if we don’t pick up the chestnuts in time when they fall on the ground, if it weren’t for our six treasures, they would have sprouted in the soil next year. 】

【that is! This wave can't be entirely blamed on Liubao. What happened to it when it fell on the ground? 】

　　【It has been watching the orchard for several months and only ate four chestnuts...】

　　【Only four, Bao'er, my aunt will reward you with a hundred yuan, you can eat some more】

But Zhang Yanping snorted coldly: "It doesn't matter how much you eat, what matters is that your behavior is wrong."

 “Look at you, you actually ate four!”

“Next, I’m going to tell Qiao Qiao to deduct the snacks from your meal and deduct 30 hours!”

"tell me what?"

At this moment, Qiao Qiao came over and said, "Brother Yanping, Liubao is very bad at math. It can only count three numbers. If you say thirty, it won't understand."

 Zhang Yanping:? ? ?

 He looked at Qiaoqiao and then at Liubao: "Then...how many pills did you eat?"

 Liubao looked back at him innocently: "Woof, woof woof!"

Have been lying down all day today, good night first, I will update tomorrow! The update target for September is 150,000!

 As I said when I asked for leave before, I couldn't do it so I could set up a group to send out red envelopes. Everyone supervises!