Song Tan Jishi

Ulan disagreed with Teacher Tang's confident imagination. In her heart, Qiao Qiao was always the child who had not grown up.

 What makes a man good-looking or not? Her own child looks fairer and cuter, but if he can sit there and drink tea like in the TV series...

 Eh, I can’t think of it.

　　Forget it, anyway, oranges last forever. Teacher Tang can pick as many as he likes. This thing is not valuable. There are so many people in the family, why can't they finish it?

After thinking about this, she picked oranges more efficiently.

This orange has been ripe for some time. It is golden yellow on the tree and has a well-proportioned size. There is really nothing to pick. All you need to do to catch it is twist and pull.

After a while, I saw that the baskets everyone was carrying were full. Then he took it over there and weighed it for bagging... When Ulan came to his senses, he saw that everyone had paid.

 The total number of oranges they picked was almost 200 kilograms.

 Ulan: ...Although there are many people in the family, is 200 pounds too much pressure?

The orange grove in front of the old lady's house is only a little big. It weighs 200 kilograms and is almost gone!

 …

When everyone was riding back on the tricycle, the seventh cousin looked at the pockets of oranges in the carriage, and his expression became unbearable:

“Hey, are these oranges more delicious than our radishes?”

That’s really not the case.

But no matter how delicious the radish is, it’s still a radish! Mrs. Tang said reservedly: "Just a change of taste..."

Then he quickly stretched out his hand to greet Qiaoqiao: "Come here, Qiaoqiao, do you want to learn tea art?"

Qiao Qiao thought for a while and suddenly understood: "I know, Teacher Xin told me - if a girl's grandfather has a hard time growing tea and wants to sell the tea to me cheaply, I must refuse and tell him he!"

“He said that people like this have a certain way of speaking, including tea language and tea art, and even the person speaking is not necessarily a girl.”

 Everyone:…

 Teacher Xin, I don’t see that you are still this kind of teacher. Mr. Xin has taught you all about anti-fraud! Isn’t this the wrong way to go?

There are so many anti-fraud themes, why do you, a big man, only focus on tea art?

Xin Jun shook his head crazily: "I'm not, I didn't. I gave you two examples. Qiao Qiao, don't be pretentious!"

Teacher Tang also laughed: "The teaching was good. He has a little money now and is not wary of people. He will need more anti-fraud education next time."

 Speaking of this, Xin Jun’s face became even more complicated.

“I didn’t start teaching him anti-fraud for no reason…”

He looked at Qiaoqiao and said, "Qiaoqiao, would you like to show your new friend's chat history on your phone to your family?"

Qiaoqiao didn't feel that there was anything to hide at all, and nodded at this moment: "Okay!"

Teacher Tang's eyes lit up: "Wait a minute, I'm going to make some tea! I ate too much at noon, how about making some Pu'er Guasha oil in the afternoon? I have a bottle of tea made in 1993!"

Ulan also washed his hands: "I'm going to grab some sweet potatoes and dry them!"

Du Mei and Aunt Lianhua looked around blankly, and finally decided at the same time: "Wait a moment, let's go to the pig food pot to dig out the sweet potatoes first!"

The seventh grandma, who has always been taciturn and has no sense of presence, also moved a stool and sat down without saying a word. She only sighed to the seventh cousin:

“Where are those pumpkin seeds you got in early autumn? It’s such a big bag, take it out and fry it when you have nothing to do!”

The seventh cousin said "Ouch": "Why did you forget this? Just wait, I will speculate after I read the record!"

Now, everything is ready, all that’s left is gossip!

 …

Qiaoqiao’s new mobile phone is very smooth to use, and now it opens pages very quickly, and Xin Jun is also holding back his laughter:

 “I just discovered it this morning, he is pretty good at hiding things.”

Everyone craned their necks to stare at the small screen. Only Qiao Qiao felt aggrieved: "Is she a liar? Why is she so stupid? Teacher Xin said that everyone's strengths are different, and she can't defraud her of money, so she certainly can't. If you don’t have any special skills, why not do something else?”

 While everyone looked at the chat history, they suddenly fell silent.

  【Xiaowei: Chen Wei! Don’t think that I don’t know that this is the trumpet account you use to find your mistress! I'm pretty and have a good figure. If you hadn't knelt down to beg me, how could I have married someone like you? ! 】

　　【Qiaoqiao: No, you have found the wrong person. 】

　　【Qiao Qiao: Teacher Xin said that kneeling itself has no meaning. It can neither make up for it nor redeem it, nor is it a promise. In modern society, it is more like a kidnapping. If you want to see the essence of things, you need to put aside these meaningless actions first... There are still hundreds of words behind it. Teacher Xin asked me to memorize it. You wait until I memorize it and then I will tell you all]

Teacher Tang read this passage word by word, and then turned his eyes to Xin Jun: "Young man, you... are young, so you don't have to see things so thoroughly..."

Xin Jun is so desperate: Just as a teacher, isn’t it normal to sometimes say something that sounds very classy?

 But Qiaoqiao was still looking at him curiously! He could only tighten his face: "Look down, the trick is coming."

  【Xiaowei: Are you...not Chen Wei? Sorry to bother you... Am I pitiful like a resentful woman? 】

　　【Qiaoqiao: It’s okay! 】

 Xiaowei: I really can’t help but want to find someone to talk to. I’m only 20 years old this year. I’m young, beautiful and have a good figure. Why would he rather find someone else? 】

  【Qiaoqiao: Huh? Are you getting married when you are only 20? Aren't the police coming to arrest you? 】

　　【Xiaowei: We don’t have a certificate. I am a free person. My house, my car, my bag, jewelry, savings, are all mine... I have always respected myself and loved myself for so many years, and now I want to throw away these constraints! I will take revenge on him severely! 】

  【Xiaowei: I'm sorry, I lost my composure. Do you think I'm bad? But I’m really sad...Sorry, I drank too much]

　　【Picture: Low-necked tight sweater and short skirt, a row of empty wine bottles in front of you】

"Hiss!" Ulan was angry now: "What are you wearing in such a mess, and you sent this photo to Qiaoqiao, what do you mean?"

However, Du Mei looked at Qiao Qiao's reply and burst into laughter at this moment.

  【Qiaoqiao: Ah! You wear so little! Do you also have a stove at home? Is it as big as ours? My family is the only one in our village who has this one! 】

As soon as he said this, it took a full 10 minutes for the other party to send the next message—

 Xiaowei: Brother, you are so funny when you talk...I can’t even imagine how charming you must be in reality. However, for a person as good as you, there will definitely be no shortage of people around you who can talk to you and talk to you about your concerns.]

　　【Xiaowei: Unlike me... everyone praised me for being good-looking, and I even paid for him to buy a house and a car, but in the end...】

  【Xiaowei: Brother, why don't you speak? I know that good men like you actually look down on me...]

　　【Qiaoqiao: Ah, I'm sorry, I haven't read it yet. I went to cut cabbage just now, and my mother said I wanted to stew tofu at noon. 】

　　【Qiaoqiao: Oh, I saw it, I am the younger brother. 】

 “Pfft!” Song Tan couldn’t help laughing, and then touched Qiao Qiao’s head, which had a confused face. It was furry and felt so good!

 “Be good!” she said happily: “This is how I will reply from now on—listen to your teacher Xin! He is very capable!”

Xin Jun sighed helplessly: "You are still laughing...Qiaoqiao has more than 70,000 yuan in his card now, why don't you worry about him?"

There are more than 30,000 here, which were all withdrawn after talking about the pig-killing feast some time ago, and everyone gave rewards. It is really rare to see such a large sum of money. With our current living conditions, a deposit of 70,000 yuan is already prohibitive for 50% of migrant workers.

Song Tan, however, said indifferently: "Just because he doesn't have enough money, does he look like he can give money to others?"

Qiao Qiao shook her head: "Sister said, except for buying things at Taotaobao and the canteen, I am not allowed to spend any money elsewhere."

He, Song Qiaoqiao, is so obedient! If you don’t want to spend it, don’t spend it! In addition to feeding the dogs, I will also save the money to treat my parents and sister to travel next year!

 There are many people, so you need to save more.

 Everyone looked closely at the chat history and fell silent for a moment.

 Because the person on the opposite side obviously broke through the defense, I only sent him a message on the second day this time:

 Xiaowei: Brother, you are so funny. Sorry, I was drunk yesterday]

  【Xiaowei: But I feel really uncomfortable, I really want to find a good man and take revenge on Zhang Wei】

  【Qiaoqiao: Huh? Isn't it Chen Wei? 】

 The screen is too small and there are too many interested people. Zhang Yanping, who couldn't hold back his laughter, read these out word for word.

The seventh cousin originally set up a small wok on the stove and wanted to try frying some pumpkin seeds first. But now, the pot is almost crooked!

  But the one who is more collapsed than the seventh cousin is obviously the other party:

 Xiaowei: Sorry, I was drunk yesterday and made a typo...Brother, did I disturb you? If you hadn’t listened carefully to my story, you wouldn’t have remembered their last names so clearly]

  【Xiaowei: I'm so touched. No man has ever been so kind to me. 】

  【Qiaoqiao: Huh? Really? Then you are so pitiful! Does your father treat you badly too? 】

 Xiaowei: Brother, I’m so sad... If possible, I’d like to see you! 】

　　【But there are always people staring at me, and this is not my mobile phone. I can't even buy a ticket and leave】

  【Xiaowei: Brother! If possible, please help me buy a plane ticket! Let me go to your city! I really can't stand it anymore...]

　　嘫—

 Everyone leaned back and frowned!

“What is this all about? What does she want to do? Does she like Qiao Qiao?” Ulan didn’t understand: Qiao Qiao is still young! Why are you in such a hurry?

Teacher Tang understood it clearly, but with her IQ, she didn't understand it very well: "Isn't this a clear attempt to defraud air tickets? Who came up with this scam is so clumsy, is it possible that someone will really fall for it?"

Zhang Yanping couldn't stand it any longer and nodded: "There are many people who are fooled! This kind of speaking technique is a kind of screening, and those who can continue the conversation are potential customers."

 Everyone was shocked!

“Are you young people so easy to deceive now?” Du Mei was shocked.

Zhang Yanping waved his hands repeatedly: "No, we young people will not bear the blame! In anti-fraud propaganda, it is usually middle-aged people who fall for this kind of scam."

　　After all, contemporary young people have a clear self-awareness. If they can show off, they will show off. If they don't fall in love, they won't fall in love. The main thing is to have no desires and no desires.

 As for middle-aged people, especially middle-aged men... on the contrary, quite a few of them are pretentious and always feel that they are extremely charming and very popular...

  Comfort the divorced young woman with a few words, and conquer the heart of the beauty with your personal charm...

 This is difficult to comment on.

 The more clumsy the method, the more effective it is in screening targets. The disbelievers themselves are not among their targets.

 All telecommunication frauds that are popular nowadays, in the final analysis, the core is this.

But Xin Jun couldn't help laughing: "Don't worry, Qiao Qiao will definitely not be fooled."

 That’s not the case! Zhang Yanping scrolled down the chat history and saw the reply from Qiao Qiao three hours after the ticket:

  【Sorry, I just went to feed the pigs, I'm looking at it now】

【Huh? Do you really want to see me? Then you can make a video call to me and I’ll answer it]

【ah? Someone is following you, spying on you, and stealing your phone, right? That’s why you can only borrow other people’s money, right? Don't be afraid, just tell me your news and I will call the police for you now! 】

  In the chat history, Qiaoqiao is as enthusiastic and full of energy as usual:

　　【Don't worry, even if I call 110 here, I will definitely ask your 110 over there to dispatch! 】

 Seeing this, everyone was really relieved.

Zhang Yanping also breathed a sigh of relief: "Okay, Qiao Qiao, your anti-fraud awareness is really strong!"

 He laughed again after saying this: "Sure enough! Sincerity is the ultimate skill!"

Qiao Qiao said proudly: "I have always been so sincere - but this sister is so pitiful! So I still called the police for her."

"Ah?" Everyone was stunned: "You have no news, how did you report it to the police? Show the police a screenshot of this cell phone?"

　　That’s not right, everyone is together every day. When did Qiao Qiao call the police? Didn't you see him go to the city?

But Qiaoqiao lamented: "My sister wanted me to help buy a plane ticket, and then she sent her ID card, so I called the police."

 Speaking of this, Xin Jun’s face turned foul—

“He didn’t tell me about it until he reported it to the police.”

But Wulan and others still couldn't figure it out: "Is she really a liar? Is there any misunderstanding? I've already sent her my ID card."

Xin Jun shook his head and opened several anti-fraud propaganda videos: "This kind of crime is usually committed by electronic fraud gangs. The ID card is real, but the person is not in the country at all."

“If those doubters buy a ticket generously with this idea in mind - you see, the place he mentioned is far away from us. I have checked that the economy class ticket costs more than 3,000 yuan!”

“If you take out this money, it will further prove your economic strength. The amount of the next market you will come into contact with will be even larger.”

“Furthermore, this kind of gang only needs to go to the airport in person with their ID card to refund the ticket. As long as it is not paid by credit card, the money will generally not be returned the same way.”

　　His!

 Everyone is so shocked!

 Why are there so many means now?

"Then..." Now everyone looked at them expectantly: "What did the police say?"

 Update 1 or 2, a big drop in temperature is coming, everyone remember to wear thicker clothes tomorrow morning.

This plot will involve a later character, so I need to write about it.