Special Forces: 365 days of star training

“I’m MC Tuguanyin, making a sexy voice!”

“You guys, are you ready?!”

“Scream!!”

“……”

In the open field, a swaggering man wearing sunglasses and holding a microphone performs hard to the accompaniment of a noisy DJ.

Around the venue, there are also many luxurious famous cars, and a group of men and women dressed in charming and different styles are holding mobile phones to record live broadcasts here.

They, without exception, are popular Internet celebrities on major platforms!

This time, I came here to take advantage of the opening of the e-commerce festival to rub a wave of umbrella brother heat.

Circle the wave of money to go, beauty and nourishment!

However, the foundation of these Internet celebrities is really not good, and they get together and chatter non-stop.

It looks like a bunch of clowns, which is extremely funny.

“Everyone be quiet, Brother Umbrella is here!”

At this moment, MC Tu Guanyin, who was shouting Mai, suddenly pointed to the distance and shouted.

“Is it really Brother Umbrella? Thankfully, the God of Wealth is finally here! ”

Many Internet celebrities present were overjoyed when they saw the umbrella brother and his group coming from afar.

“Why so many people?”

Bai Baihe looked at the sea of people in front of him and exclaimed.

“Flowers always need green leaves to set off! What’s more, they are not in a live broadcast room with us, but just interact with the microphone in the live broadcast! ”

Brother Umbrella smiled smugly, “Wu Di, go and prepare, let’s start broadcasting now!” ”

“Okay! Hit brother, you see! ”

Wu Di nodded dog-leggedly.

Then shouted at a few Internet celebrities standing in front of Maserati: “Don’t be stunned, hurry up and take the guy style and support the umbrella brother!” ”

“Brother Di, wait a moment, we’ll come right away!”

These small Internet celebrities smiled as if flattering, and then quickly picked up the equipment used for various live broadcasts from the trunk of the car.

When he was ready, he made an ‘OK’ gesture at Wu Di.

“Brother Fight, it’s over!”

Wu Di turned back flatteringly.

“When the meeting starts, there will be a few workers!”

Brother Umbrella nodded, and then smiled at Li Xiaolu, Jia Nailiang and the others.

“Things that can make money, we naturally don’t joke!”

Li Xiaolu didn’t think so, and then laughed: “Don’t open a live broadcast at that time, it’s not enough for me to do my hair, otherwise don’t blame me for turning my face!” ”

“It’s just, my wife does her hair four or five times a week, and every time she does it all night! Do you know how much it costs a month? ”

Jia Nailiang couldn’t help but say something in line, and his eyes were mixed with a little contempt for Brother Umbrella.

Do hair four or five times a week…

All night at a time?

Aren’t you afraid of the whole mess?!

Don’t let your wife fool around with wild men, bring you a green hat!

You are a thing, I don’t know where this proud energy comes from!

Brother Umbrella pouted, slandering in his heart, but still laughed: “Whether you can make money or not at that time, you will know when the live broadcast starts!” ”

“Tianyou, let’s start broadcasting!”

Brother Umbrella shouted.

“Okay!”

MC Tianyou nodded, and then let the camera focus on Brother Umbrella and others, and the live broadcast room of Kuaike suddenly opened!

……

“Lying groove, it’s really an umbrella beating brother, this forced cub, just quit the barracks and can’t wait to start broadcasting!”

“Look, it seems that there are still Yang Chenlin, Zeng Yike, Bai Baihe, Chen Yifa and those few Bichi!”

“Nima, did they just quit “Blood Huaxia” on the front foot, and they formed a group to start a live broadcast to cheat money? Do you want to order Bilian?! ”

“It’s a good villain who has been famous for many years, and it’s really enough to mix with different Internet celebrities!”

“A bunch of garbage, why don’t you ban them?! It’s annoying to see them! ”

“……”

As soon as the broadcast started, many admiring viewers entered the live broadcast room of Umbrella Brother.

Although there was a scolding in the live broadcast room, Brother Umbrella and others seemed to ignore it, all they care about was whether the number of people online was enough!

“Great, umbrella beating brother, as soon as the broadcast started, more than 200,000 viewers came in! I estimate that breaking the number of people in the million is easy! ”

MC Tianyou shouted excitedly.

“Then what are you still stunned for? Don’t go over the show yet! ”

Brother Umbrella reminded.

“Got it!”

MC Tian held the microphone in his right hand, and then stood in front of the camera, smiling with a spring breeze: “I am MC Tianyou, and I am very happy to be a guest in the live broadcast room!” ”

“Next, I will first give you a song of my fame, “One Man Drunk” for everyone!”

……

“You’re drunk Nima! I’m just curious about what you guys are going to do, who wants to hear you sing? ”

“This forced song seems to be my eight-year-old son likes to listen to it, so angry that I just called him yesterday!”

“So many Internet celebrities get together, what are you going to do?”

“Today is Kuaike’s e-commerce festival, I definitely want to engage in activities to sell things and pit money!”

“People can be shameless to this point, it can be regarded as a realm!”

“There are more than eight shallow kings, and there are big brothers everywhere! The forest is big, and there are all kinds of tyrants! ”

“……”

“Music! Begin! ”

When the accompaniment sounded, MC Tian danced with his right hand and began his funny singing to the topic:

“One, I am drunk and drunk, and drunk makes beautiful people into pairs.”

“The two eyes are alone with each other, just hope that he can return home one day!”

“……”

“Defeat the emperor, fight the sky, I will seize the throne to become an immortal!”

“Proud heaven and earth, continue to write an alternative emperor chapter!”

……

Buzz ~~~

Just as MC Tianyou was singing passionately, three army-green trucks happened to pass by here.

“What are they doing? What is shouting? ”

Fan Tianlei, who was sitting in the passenger seat, asked suspiciously.

“The head of the report, it seems… Is this called ‘shout mic’? ”

The young warrior who was driving hesitated for a moment and said respectfully.

“Shout Mai? Is there any use? ”

Fan Tianlayton was surprised.

“Oh… It’s just a form of entertainment, and it’s popular with some younger kids! ”

The young warrior replied.

“Not like words!”

Anger appeared in Fan Tianlei’s eyes.

“These people, who have just left the special training base for 40 minutes, can’t help but not repent, and they are still performing like ‘monkeys’!”

“Can’t you feed the dog with your conscience?!”

Fan Tianlei was out of anger, looking at the Internet celebrities jumping up and down in the distance, and couldn’t help but feel a deep disappointment.

“By the way, their withdrawal from the barracks has violated the agreement signed before, how can they still start a live broadcast?”

Fan Tianlei asked abruptly.

“It’s not five o’clock yet, maybe the Kuaiko official still has time to take measures, do you want me to call to inform?”

The young warrior thought for a moment and said in a deep voice.

“Even the directives given by the State are so neglectful that they cannot be effectively implemented… It seems that in the area of the network, the country should really pay attention! ”

Fan Tianlei sighed faintly.

Immediately afterwards, his expression suddenly became cold.

“First say hello to the chief, and then notify the State Administration of Radio, Film and Television, from today onwards, all the industries related to live broadcasting on the whole network will immediately begin to rectify!”

“Didn’t he just shout to become an immortal?”

“Good!”

“Let’s satisfy him!”