Special Years
Chapter 15: extreme to metamorphosis
Early in the morning, solemnly squatting beside the ditch behind the row house.
This is the eleventh day.
On the eleventh day of entering the boot camp.
His winter training uniform had a cold feeling. That was because he got up in the morning and ran a three-kilometer run. Then he gathered at the big playground and stood in a military posture for 40 minutes. His clothes were soaked through.
The standing military posture looks simple, just like the first training standing military posture, when the squad leader was demonstrating, the solemn standing in the queue quietly said to the serious next to him, didn't he just throw a pestle there like a log? Does this require training?
Serenity was slightly taken aback at the time, then he didn't speak, just smiled at Zhuang Yan.
Zhuang Yan thought that the smile of seriousness towards him was agreeing with his statement, but now he realizes that seriousness means that he will be beaten in the face sooner or later.
More than just a face slap.
Now Zhuang Yan felt that his face was more swollen than a pig's head.
This kind of training of "going there with a pestle" is simply too inhumane in the solemn view.
In his own words, this is torture.
Zhuang Yan felt more and more that everything about the army was torture for him.
Folding the quilt, walking the three steps, and standing in the military posture, these are the most common and simple steps in the life of ordinary people. Sitting and standing in the army are completely regulated by strict rules and regulations.
The quilt has to be folded into tofu cubes, there is not even a little wrinkle or curvature; one walks in steps, each step is 75cm, the squad leader will hold a wooden ruler to measure with you, and he will draw you a ruler for a few centimeters.
And there is this military posture.
Only then did Zhuang Yan understand that in this world, there is a standing posture that can make people sweat and protect themselves from the cold.
The military posture is actually a standing posture that mobilizes the muscles of the whole body, such as your buttocks, which must be clamped as required.
During the first training session, after listening to Yin Xiancong's explanation of the essentials, Zhuang Yan secretly laughed.
The two pieces of meat on the buttocks, how can you know if they are clamped or not? Could it be that the recruits took off their pants to check?
Soon he knew that he was very wrong.
The squad leaders seem to have clairvoyance. They walk to your side, glance at your standing posture, and know every little detail you have missed, and even know whether the two muscles on your **** are tightly clamped.
Military posture training became more and more demanding, and later it even reached a perverted level.
For example, it is required to "keep the neck straight". There are several abnormal correction methods for a small essential point, including a pin on the collar, inserting a T-shaped ruler, or the simplest method - turning the big cap over and gently placing it on overhead.
This kind of soil method, which has been handed down from an unknown age, is particularly effective. The top of the big cap is very flat, which means that the head must be horizontal and vertical to the ground. .
Once it falls, the most immediate consequence is five minutes of extra time.
There is also the hand. Standing in the military posture requires both hands to be tightly attached to the stitching of the trousers. It doesn't matter if they are attached for ten minutes, but if they are attached for half an hour and an hour, the person becomes extremely uncomfortable.
Humans are inherently lazy.
Recruits tend to slack off in every little place.
However, the veterans already have a set of training experience accumulated over decades of military experience.
When you relax your hands secretly, you think the veteran doesn't know?
OH! NO!
would not!
Every training session, the squad leaders will have a pair of cards in their hands, and then put a card in each hand. The advantage of this is that as soon as the recruits relax, the cards will land.
And there is the mouth, which requires "mouth shut", well, then there is also a poker card on the mouth...
What makes Zhuang Yan relieved the most is that he is not yet a ring-legged man.
Take Shandong Lao Guo, who was the slowest in emergency gathering, for example.
Don't think that natural defects can't be corrected, the army is a free ring leg treatment institution.
The solution is very simple, don't you have an armed belt?
Use the arm straps to shorten to the shortest state, then close them on both legs and fasten them.
An earthen physic corrector does just that.
Only now does Zhuang Yan realize that human potential is actually very huge.
Just like those acrobats who have practiced acrobatic leg presses since childhood, this kind of looped legs can really be corrected with this thing.
God!
"A bunch of perverts!"
Zhuang Yan exhaled a mouthful of white water vapor, and gently stretched his hand into the bucket.
The icy cold water suddenly woke up the solemn, who had been trained to be a little dizzy in the morning.
"Oh! This is really cool!"
After serving for a while, Zhuang Yan discovered the benefits of taking a cold shower and using cold water.
This thing can really refresh the mind, especially in colder weather, the better the effect!
She washed her hands and wet her face again. Zhuang Yan picked up the fruit acid facial cleanser, squeezed out a little bit and smeared it on his face a few times, then took a handful of water in a white towel, rubbed it back and forth on his face vigorously, then took off his cap and put his head back. brushed once.
The fiery body temperature evaporated the cold water, leaving a vast white vapor on the solemn head and neck.
Guo Xiangyang on the side asked curiously: "Zhuang Yan, what is that thing you wash your face with?"
He handed over the facial cleanser solemnly and generously: "Fruit acid facial cleanser, it is for face wash, can you try it?"
Guo Xiangyang shook his head honestly. UU reading www.uukanshu.com
Zhuang Yan likes Guo Xiangyang very much. Like all Qilu men, he has the kind of simplicity that is as simple as a rock.
At least for the solemn person who has been rolling in the business field, a person like Guo Xiangyang is already a rare animal.
Guo Xiangyang shook his head and grinned: "No, in our place, only girls use this stuff."
Xu Xingguo, who was also washing his face by the ditch, said, "You don't look at the solemnity of others, and the skin is tender. How do you say it in fashionable terms? That's called maintenance!"
Many recruits who were washing their faces on the side burst into laughter.
Zhuang Yan said neither yin nor yang: "Yo! Our typical comrade Xu is really extraordinary..."
Because Xu Xingguo's training level has always been better than most of the recruits in the platoon and even in the platoon, he is regarded as a typical recruit platoon, and he has been praised at several shift and platoon meetings.
So Zhuang Yan gave Xu Xingguo a nickname, "Xu Typical".
"The wild boars in the mountains don't need maintenance because of their thick skin. This guy..."
Looking around solemnly, he retorted with a half-smile, "Human skin still needs maintenance!"
Many more recruits laughed.
Xu Xingguo's hometown is in the mountains, so solemnly speaking, actually means something.
"Humph!" Xu Xingguo's face sank and he snorted coldly.
Zhuang Yan saw that Xu Xingguo did not continue to follow up, so he stopped chasing after the victory, so he had no words to ask Guo Xiangyang next to him: "Old Guo, I think you are tall and powerful, but why are you so slow every time you meet urgently?"
Guo Xiangyang blushed and smiled naively: "I'm clumsy, I shiver when I'm nervous."
Zhuang Yan suddenly said curiously: "Old Guo, I want to ask you something, why did you come to be a soldier?"
Guo Xiangyang's face turned even redder.
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