“I’ll go, it’s disgusting.”
Looking at Morty’s face on the screen full of entanglement, holding two huge mysterious fruit seeds in his hand, little Wanda showed a look of disgust.
Tony Stark, who was standing on the side, did not care about the stuffing PP, but focused all his attention on the gun in Rick’s hand.
“Being able to do whatever you want… The props that travel through the parallel universe are incredible. ”
In Tony’s impression, the entire group, although full of countless elite talents from the multiverse…
But it seems that only Dr. Manhattan can freely teleport in the multiverse!
At the same time, Peter Parker next to him also exclaimed in a low voice:
“First a neutrino bomb, now a dimensional teleportation gun!”
“These … Was it all developed by this old man named Rick? ”
Tony glanced at Peter, a hint of doubt in his eyes.
If Rick is such a great scientist, why would he choose… Living in the storeroom of your daughter’s house?
This person, but even the multiverse can travel freely!
At this time, a Bruce Wayne said in a deep voice:
“This guy named Rick… There are too many doubts on the body. ”
“He told Morty that because he went to an overly advanced dimension and stayed there for too long, the teleportation gun ran out of energy.”
“Since Rick can create a teleportation gun in the garage, and he went to such an advanced dimension, why… Can’t replenish the energy of the teleportation gun? ”
Young Master Wayne said word by word:
“Rick is lying!”
“He was deliberately lying to Morty… Helped him smuggle seeds. ”
“Huh?”
Upon hearing this, everyone was stunned.
After a while, the sentry scratched his head and asked with a puzzled look:
“Why did the old man do this? Could it be that he deliberately wanted his grandson to use PP…”
“Disgusting to death! Stop it! ”
Little Wanda stretched out her hand to block her ears, and even her little face wrinkled:
“Who knows what this old madman is thinking? He was drunk and wanted to destroy the world!
“This Morty is also stupid, actually running to another dimension with this kind of person!”
“Aren’t you afraid that he will be thrown there and will not even be able to recover the body?”
“Who knows?” Tonisdak spread his hands and said as if he didn’t care:
“From now on, it seems that Morty really took Rick… As his maternal grandfather. ”
Bruce Wayne did not speak, but there was still deep doubt in his eyes.
He always felt… There is a problem with the identity of this old man!
Moreover, a man who can easily destroy the earth and shuttle through the multiverse will not even be able to pick the fruit from the tree, so he has to call his grandson specifically?
Who would believe such a non-technical lie?
At this moment, there was also a new image on the screen.
[Image continues.] 】
[In the face of his embarrassed grandson, Rick unabashedly claimed… I have stuffed the kiwifruit seeds too many times, and the back is already loose and crumbling, and I can’t clamp it at all. 】
[Morty saw that there was no other choice, so he could only follow Rick to the Dimension Customs with a bitter face. ] 】
[At the same time, the dimension where Rick and Morty were originally located also had a small mess. ] 】
[The principal of Morty Middle School called Morty’s parents to the school. 】
[The principal claims that Morty has only attended seven hours of school in the past two months. 】
[And the reason why he doesn’t go to school is because he is in the classroom… Rick called him out. 】
[Morty’s father, Jerry, listened to it and was immediately furious! ] He claimed that he must send Rick to a nursing home, and he must not let him continue to bring his son badly. 】
[On the other side, Rick took Morty to the interstellar teleportation station, which is full of alien creatures from countless multiverses, which look lively and weird. ] 】
[Morty went to the bathroom before passing the level and stuffed the seeds of the mysterious fruit into it. 】
[But even Rick did not expect that the customs actually upgraded the new testing instrument. PP specially tested for passers! 】
[Faced with this unexpected situation, Rick and Morty can only forcibly break through and trigger an escape! ] 】
[Rick came to a normal portal in the interstellar teleportation station, and wanted to use his super technology to modify the coordinates of the portal to the dimension where he and Morty were. 】
[At this moment, Morty is using a captured gun to engage in a fierce gun battle with the alien soldiers in the interstellar teleportation war. ] 】
[In the nick of time, Rick finally succeeded in entering the coordinates of his and his own dimension, and Morty and the two of them passed through the portal and returned to their own dimension. 】
When the two returned home, they were surprised to find that the head of the family, Jerry, was already packing Rick’s things and preparing to send him to a nursing home. 】
[In the face of Rick, the Jerry couple angrily said that Morty was not a smart child in the first place! ] 】
[Therefore, if he wants to succeed in his studies, he must put in double his efforts, and he must not skip class! ] 】
[Seeing this, Rick suddenly became full of confidence and asked Morty to recite a series of mathematical formulas! ] 】
As a result, Morty’s performance almost blew his parents’ eyeballs. 】
[“Pi is… 3.1415926…… The first law of thermodynamics is…”
[Looking at their son who did not change color in front of him and turned backwards, Jerry and his wife almost couldn’t believe their eyes. 】
[Morty has been a stupid child who is not very smart since he was a child, how did he suddenly become a learning genius? ] 】
[Looking at his stunned daughter and son-in-law, Rick is unashamed to claim that his education method is the most suitable for Morty! ] 】
[And by his side, Morty will become an excellent scientist in the future! ] 】
[Seeing that their son has really become very smart, Jerry and his wife are overjoyed, but also decided to let Rick go, and do not plan to send him to a nursing home again. ] 】
“Wow! It’s unbelievable. “】
[After his parents left, Morty stood in the storage room and looked at Rick in surprise and said:]
[“Rick! I don’t even know… Being with you makes me smarter.” “】
“What you think is so beautiful. “】
[Rick said indifferently:]
“Your temporary high intelligence is just a side effect of the dissolution of kiwifruit seeds in your gut. “】
“And once the potency of the seed passes, you will lose most of your motor function… and brain function, and lasts 72 hours. “】
“Simply put, in three days, you’ll be a semi-vegetative person. “】
[“Shenma? Are you kidding? “】
Morty was stunned to hear it, but before he could question it, a strange fluctuation suddenly spread throughout his body. 】
“Wow! Belch…… Oooh, oh…”
[The muscles in my body seem to be out of control.] Morty even drooled and fell violently to the ground, twitching like a worm. 】
“It’s a shame… Morty”]
[Looking at his grandson who fell to the ground, Rick’s eyes showed a nervous light and shouted:]
“I really need those strange seeds, but I can only use two of them to get rid of your annoying parents!”] “】
“So, you have to help me get more seeds next!”] “】
“Not only that, but we will have more adventures in the future. “】
[Speaking of which, Rick’s whole person is excited:]
[“Morty! As long as you follow me, we will accomplish great things, and even you will become a part of great deeds. “】
[“You and I will be with each other for 100 years, you and I will be with each other forever… Hahaha…”]
[Just as Rick laughed maniacally, the screen gradually dimmed down.] 】
In the live broadcast room.
“I’ll go, this old man is really crazy.”
Looking at Rick’s nervous and crazy appearance, little Wanda turned his head with a disgusted face:
“Want to be with your grandchildren forever? What’s wrong with him? ”
Bruce Wayne pondered for a moment and said in a deep voice:
“I’ve always felt that there is something wrong with this Rick, he is definitely more than just one… After abandoning his daughter for 20 years, he turned back! ”
“If I’m not mistaken, the reason why he came to this house and lived in the storage room was because of the kid named Morty.”
“The identity of this child… Definitely not simple! ”
“Huh? The guy who stuffed something into the PP? ”
Little Wanda looked up at Tony Stark, and both saw the suspicion in each other’s eyes.
From the current point of view, Rick is indeed an unfathomable figure, even… Very close to those “mad scientists” in the traditional sense!
But Morty is a bit of a silly teenager.
What great identity can such a silly boy have?
At this time, Young Master Wayne closed his mouth and stopped talking, but several thoughts flashed in his heart.
“Is it a coincidence that those few kiwifruit seeds that Morty hid in his body just solved a looming problem for Rick?”
“If it’s not a coincidence, could it be that he hit this idea from the beginning?”
Morty’s room.
“Wouldn’t you?”
Looking at the screen, drooling, convulsing, and seemingly extremely painful himself, Morty couldn’t help but snort.
Then, he looked directly at Rick. Screamed loudly:
“Wait a minute! Rick, you wouldn’t really want me to… What seeds to transport with PP? ”
“I can say it first, next time you want to take me on an adventure, be sure to fill the energy of the teleportation gun.”
“I definitely wouldn’t… Stuff that stuff that thing into PP. ”
Looking at his eager grandson, Rick reached out and plucked his ears without caring:
“Okay, okay, you’re really verbose.”
“If it goes on like this… You remind me of your mother…”
As he spoke, Rick’s eyes also flashed an unspeakable light.
If you don’t use the seeds of the mysterious fruit, then how can you make Morty smart?
If the Jerry couple thinks… Following your own adventures will affect Morty’s studies, so what to do?
“Forget it, if Morty really doesn’t want to, next time… Just do it with his parents. ”
Rick snorted coldly in secret.
Want to stop yourself from adventuring with Morty?
Even God doesn’t want to do it!
At this moment, the screen that had been dim suddenly lit up again.
【Image continues】
[At Morty’s school, the school is broadcasting that tonight, it’s their annual flu season ball. 】
[On the radio, the principal is saying inconsistent things loudly:]
“If you have the flu, please stay home and don’t go out. “】
[“We held this dance party to remind everyone to prevent the flu, not to encourage everyone to go out and dance…”]
[Morty has always had a crush on Jessica, the school flower in middle school, ]
[At tonight’s dance, he would love to invite Jessica to dance with him.] 】
[But Morty also knew that Jessica couldn’t have looked at him at all… Stupid little boy. 】
Back home, Morty confided in his father about his unrequited love. 】
[Rick just rushed out and interjected:]
[“Please, if I were you, I wouldn’t be looking for this… my daughter’s dick in high school and sought love advice. “】
“Besides, his marriage is now in jeopardy. “】
“There is no problem with my marriage. Jerry shouted with an unhappy look. 】
“Say whatever you want. “】
[Rick walked up to Morty and said indifferently:]
“What humans call ‘love’ is just some kind of chemical reaction that forces animals to reproduce. “】
“This chemical reaction is strong at first, but slowly it subsides. “】
“In the end, you will only be left with a failed marriage. “】
“I am like this, and soon your parents will be like that. “】
[Suddenly stretching out his finger to the tip of Morty’s nose, Rick clenched his fists and showed a serious look on his face:]
“You have to break this meaningless cycle and give up the grave of marriage!” Dive into science! “】
“That’s what really valuable!”] “】
[Originally, Rick thought that his drink, like a twilight drum and morning bell, could wake up Morty’s kid. ] 】
[Let him give up the female color from now on and concentrate on science.] 】
[But no one expected that this silly boy only had Jessica’s appearance in his mind at the moment, and even ran to Rick’s storage room and said a shocking thing to him. ] 】
“Rick, you said… Love is just a chemical. “】
“So… Can you make a love substance that will make Jessica fall in love with me from now on? “】
[Rick just continued to develop his own device, and said without even lifting his head.] 】
[“Morty, this request of yours is just a waste of my precious time, and it is not worth mentioning at all! “】
“Go and hand me that screwdriver.”] “】
[“What? “】
[Thinking of the lovely Miss Jessica, the excited Morty suddenly became angry:]
[“Rick, I’ve been helping you do this and that all this time, I just need you to do me a favor today, is it that hard? “】
“I decided that if you refuse to help me, I will ignore you again.” “】
“Boy, your wings are really hard. “】
[Rick glanced at Morty coldly, and casually took out a test tube from a pile of debris:]
“This thing is called oxytocin, and I can use it to make people fall in love with you.” “】
“Now, give me a little bit of your DNA. 】
“No, no, no, you don’t have to unzip it, I just need a hair from you.”] “】
“Hell, Morty, this is not Game of Thrones. “】
[Pulling a strand of hair from Morty’s head, Rick mixed the hair with oxytocin with an instrument to create a completely new potion. 】
“Well, Morty, just apply this potion to someone, and she’ll love you forever, and only you.”] “】
“Wow! Thank you very much! Grandpa Rick! “】
[Morty with a potion in his hand, extremely excited… Even honorifics were used. 】
[But after a while, he suddenly remembered something again, and quickly asked worriedly:]
“Rick, does this potion have any side effects? “】
[Rick said coldly: “Who do you think I am, hurry up and use it, Morty!”] This potion is safe. “】
[And just after Morty happily took the potion and left, Rick in the storage room suddenly raised his head and said a word:]
“Unless… The girl had the flu. “】
“Ha???”
In his room, Morty was taken aback, turned sharply to look at Rick, and asked in an incredulous tone:
“Flu, that’s the flu season dance! Anyone above can get the flu! ”
“What will happen to your potion against the flu?”
Rick pouted lightly and said in an indifferent tone:
“It’s not going to be good, it’s just contagious.”
“Let everyone infected … All will always fall in love with you. ”
“I’ll go !!!”
Morty opened her mouth, her pupils dilated, her face full of horror, almost thinking she had misheard.
“What? Everyone fell in love with me? What are you kidding? ”
PS: Next is “infinite multiverse, everything is meaningless”! o(* ̄︶ ̄*)o
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