"Is this the Xianzhou? Qinglan, I just heard that you were expelled from the Xianzhou. What did you do wrong before? Tell me!"
At this time, Hua Huo changed her usual fiery red girl's clothes. She wore a pair of glasses and a school uniform, looking like a good baby going to school, a good student. Only Qinglan knew how crazy she was inside.
Qinglan was a little helpless, "Didn't I tell you that my name is Sangbo now? If you are discovered by the Yunqi Army, you are likely to be treated as an accomplice."
"Hahaha, don't worry, I have a way to escape. I just want to know what mistakes you made in the Xianzhou that led to your expulsion. Please satisfy the curiosity of your lovely colleague!"
Qinglan was a little helpless, and his thoughts immediately returned to the days when he was still in the Xianzhou.
Life in the Xianzhou is boring and long, and as a Xianzhou person, his life span is ridiculously long. After about a hundred years of this boring life, he lost interest in everything in life.
The boring life made him feel like a walking corpse, in pain and suffering.
However, one day, he discovered that a colleague who worked with him had a bloody incident.
His wife was actually slept with by his father... Qinglan was shocked when he knew about this, but that feeling made him add a bit of fun to his boring life.
It is said that when his colleague knew about this, he had a fight with his father without saying a word, and the fight was so intense.
However, Qinglan was watching from the side. For this dramatic scene, he really wanted to know the follow-up.
Then, he began to look for all kinds of things about these family ethics and human inferiority in life. Watching them do stupid things repeatedly, he felt endless joy in his boring heart.
However, this efficiency is too slow. Moreover, the wife was cheating, and the husband was even working outside without knowing it. If they found out by themselves, they might not notice it for three to five years.
In order to have more fun, Qinglan did only one thing, which was to expose the ugly things they did as soon as possible.
Although he had fun, it also indirectly led to many tragedies. For example, after the husband learned that he was cuckolded, he was so angry that he killed his wife.
There were even people who learned that their three children were not their own, and then abused and killed their wives and committed suicide...
In short, the occurrence of these things was fueled by Qinglan in the dark. In just three years, the tragedy of family ethics began to soar to an epic level. Originally, there were seven or eight such cases a year, which was considered a lot. Because of him, such cases happened every day.
Although Qinglan did not kill anyone, many people died because of him, and his reputation in Xianzhou was also polarized.
Some people said that he helped many people see the scumbag men and women clearly, while others said that he was just a troublemaker, and the good society was almost made into a mess by him.
However, the law is not a tool to maintain justice, but a tool to maintain order. Qinglan's behavior has seriously violated the order of the fairy boat, so he was announced to be permanently expelled from the fairy boat.
However, there was no expression of loss on his face, and there was even a little more expectation on his face. After leaving the fairy boat, he was immediately noticed by the Joy Star God for his crazy ability and became one of the many masked fools.
After he became a masked fool, his behavior became more and more frequent. Even among the masked fools, he was one of the craziest ones.
When Hua Huo heard the reason why Qinglan was expelled, her little mouth opened slightly, and then...
"Hahahahaha, it turned out that being with you this time was the right choice. It's so fun. To put it bluntly, didn't you help others catch the mistress, but ended up making yourself homeless? Hahahaha... Why didn't I find you so funny before!"
Qinglan raised his hand and immediately hit Hua Huo on the head with a knife.
"Stop laughing, we're going down."
It was her first time in Xianzhou, and Hua Huo seemed to be full of interest in everything here. She jumped and skipped. If someone didn't know her, they would really think she was an innocent little girl!
But Qing Lan didn't have the same desire to play as her. He just wanted to find a place to rest and see what troubles Xianzhou would encounter in the near future.
"Hey, dear, don't be so tense! You finally returned to your hometown after a long time. Don't you have any feelings in your heart? For example, to seeSeeing your first love from your youth, or looking for the older sister you once had a crush on, there are many things you can do when you return to your hometown! "
Seeing that Hua Huo used such an exaggerated way to tease him, Qing Lan didn't care about it at all.
"Hua Huo, you seem to have forgotten something."
"What?"
Qing Lan slowly walked to her side and gently lifted her hair with his fingers.
"My [joy] is different from others. The more beautiful and pure things are, the more I want to see them being tainted and destroyed. Only in this way can I have a moment of joy in my heart. And your purpose is to come to Xianzhou with me to have fun! Then go and have fun by yourself! As long as you don't do it too much, Xianzhou will not care about your little tricks. Instead, if you keep following me, you will be in trouble! "
Hua Huo narrowed her eyes slightly. She knew Qing Lan's character very well, and Qing Lan's almost perverted way of pleasure was difficult for her to understand.
But she just wanted to know how far Qing Lan could go this time. Then she turned around and said in a very light tone.
"Speaking of which, I am still looking forward to what you will do. The crisis of the star core has already made Xianzhou a headache. If you cause any trouble. The general of Luofu Xianzhou will probably have his head split open."
After saying that, Hua Huo trotted in front of him, stretched out her finger and gently tapped Qing Lan's head.
"I say, dear, if I always stay by your side, if you encounter danger, as a man, will you protect the lovely, lively and kind Miss Hua Huo? I like this kind of hero saving beauty drama very much. Maybe I will really fall in love with you!"
Qing Lan chuckled, "If I really encounter that moment..."
"Well, how about it? ”
“…I will leave you behind without hesitation, the farther the better. As for you, life and death are determined by fate, and wealth and honor are determined by God!”
“Oh, you are worthy of it!”
“Thank you very much.”
Soon, the two came to an inn. Because Hua Huo’s identity was innocent, and Qing Lan was now using the identity of Sang Bo, it was easy to check in.
“My dear, my room is next door. Come to me if you have any trouble! If it’s something interesting, and you are embarrassed, I will laugh at you with all my strength.”
Qing Lan was helpless and responded immediately.
“Seeing your smiling face, I really feel uncomfortable from the bottom of my heart. I really want to see you crying! I will definitely record this scene, and then set your crying as my wake-up ringtone every morning. It’s interesting to think about it.”
The corners of Hua Huo’s mouth twitched slightly. This thing is really as perverted as ever!
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