"Although we can survive here, life without fun is really tormenting! Honey, why don't you tell me a joke? If not, you can tell me an embarrassing story from your childhood to make Miss Hua Huo happy!"
Half a day after Qing Que left home, Hua Huo was already limp on the bed, rolling around in boredom. As a fun-loving person, it would be more painful to have no fun than to kill her.
Now she can only chat with Qing Lan to relieve her boredom, but she feels uncomfortable when she thinks that such a dull life will continue for a long time.
"I can't stand it. If I put you in a cell in the prison, I guess you won't be able to hold on for three days!"
"Uh-huh, that's right, but... Hey! Honey."
Hua Huo ran to Qing Lan in two or three steps, and then shook Qing Lan's arm and said coquettishly.
"Anyway, we are now good citizens of Xianzhou, why don't we go out and have some fun! Staying at home all the time will make you suffocate."
"The situation outside is very tense now. When we leave Xianzhou, I will take you to the Interstellar Peace Company for a tour."
Hua Huo's expression was a little lost and unhappy. Qing Lan shook his head slightly, "When you caused the riot in Xianzhou a few days ago, you laughed more happily than anyone else. Have you forgotten it so quickly?"
"But you also said that it was a few days ago. Fun people feel like their lives have lost their spirit if they don't have fun every day. Soul."
Qing Lan slowly raised his hand and patted Hua Huo's little head, "Since you are so boring, then you should treat me as the person you hate the most, and then kick me hard a few times. The deeper the hatred, the harder you kick. This way you won't be bored."
"Ah! Is it really okay? My dear, you actually made such a big sacrifice for me, but it would hurt my heart to kick you, after all, we are inseparable partners!"
After seeing Hua Huo say this excitedly, Qing Lan was immediately laughed at by her.
"But your face doesn't show any pain at all! Don't be hypocritical, just kick me if you want to. I will only give you one chance to vent your emotions. If you don't grasp it, I won't allow it. Three, two..."
"I kick!"
Hua Huo's kick contained all the dissatisfaction in her heart. When she thought that this bastard had made her a wanted criminal of the Interstellar Peace Company, she was very angry.
And the most important thing is that her bounty is so small, not even as high as the lowest bounty of the Star Core Hunter, Silver Wolf, which is so infuriating.
If she doesn't give him a good kick today, she will not be able to relieve her hatred. However, just after Hua Huo kicked Qing Lan's body, the door of the house suddenly opened.
"Dad, Mom, I'm back..."
Bang!
With a loud bang, Qing Lan was kicked directly against the wall, and Hua Huo awkwardly kept this action, looking at Qing Que who suddenly came home with a subtle expression.
Qing Lan was also quite embarrassed at this time. Just imagine, a daughter came home and saw her usually kind and gentle mother rudely kicking her father against the wall. Please ask the shadow area in her heart.
".... Dad, are you okay!"
Qing Que ran directly to Qing Lan, helped Qing Lan up, and then looked at the injuries on Qing Lan's body, and couldn't help but said distressedly.
"Dad, where did mom kick you just now? Does it hurt?"
Then, Qingque started to complain to Huahuo.
"Mom, why did you kick Dad so hard! What if you hurt Dad?"
Just as Qingque was about to argue, Qinglan immediately grabbed Qingque's arm and said with an unhappy face.
"Didn't you say you wouldn't come back today? Why did you suddenly come home?"
"Ah! Master Fu Xuan specially created a team to capture the Masked Fool today, and I am one of them, but it may be dangerous, so I came back to discuss it with you, and the result... No, don't try to change the subject, why did you two fight? And mom, you never quarrel, why did you both fight this time!"
Seeing that her identity might be exposed, many explanations immediately emerged in Huahuo's mind, but none of them made sense. However, at this moment, Qinglan slowly spoke.
"No, don't blame your mother, I asked her to kick him."
After saying this, Qingque instantly felt that his brain was not working well, "Why?"
Looking at Qingque's questioning eyes, Qinglan silently said sorry to his uncle in his heart, and then rubbed Qingque's head with an expression like a child.
"Little Qingque! You have grown up too, and it's time for you to know some things."
"What, what is it?"
"Actually, your father, I am an M. Ouch,My old face!"
Qinglan's face turned red, and Qingque's face was in a state of confusion. At this time, Huahuo was shocked and gave Qinglan a thumbs up in admiration.
Awesome, really awesome, even she had never thought of using this aspect to explain it.
"………Hey? Wait, Dad, what are you talking about? You, you, you...you are a...masochist?"
"Oh, so embarrassed, so embarrassed, little Qingque, don't ask about this matter."
As he said, Qinglan covered his face with a blushing face. After hearing the news, Qingque was not well, and his three views were about to be shattered.
"No, it can't be! Dad, how can you be a masochist! Mom, this is not true, right, this is not true?"
The play has come to this point, and it must be performed anyway.
Huahuo slowly patted Qingque's shoulder, "Little Qingque, I'm sorry to have kept it from you for so long. In fact, if you don't come back suddenly this time, we plan to keep it from you forever. After all... it's embarrassing for a daughter to know about her quirks!"
Qingque sat on the ground with a dazed look in her eyes. She came back early after going out, only to find out that her father was a masochist who liked to be beaten by her mother.
"Mom, how long has this situation lasted?"
"... It's been like this since the day we got married. Your dad never dared to tell you, but this time... it was exposed."
"No, it's not true, it's not true. Dad can't be a masochist. He's so kind and gentle, and don't you love dad the most, mom? How can you bear to abuse dad?"
"Alas! Now that things have come to this, I have to tell you. In fact, your mom, I am an S. If you don't believe it..."
Then, Huahuo immediately walked to Qinglan with a smile on her face.
"Dear, little Qingque doesn't seem to believe us! Otherwise, let her know! After all, she has grown up, and it's no big deal even if she knows our secret. "
Qinglan's mouth twitched slightly. No, I asked you to cover up your lie, not to add drama! Also, your expression is a bit dangerous!
"My dear daughter, your father! He likes the feeling of being violent to him the most!"
Then, Hua Huo did not hold back at all and stepped hard on Qinglan's body.
"Ah~~"
Qinglan not only had to make an expression of enjoyment, but also made a sound of enjoying it all.
"The child's mother, in front of the child, give me some face."
"But the child doesn't believe it! I can only tell her the truth! The child's father!"
Hua Huo squinted his eyes and trampled on her again and again, while Qinglan opened her eyes wide and could only be forced to moan again and again like enjoying.
After not knowing how many times Hua Huo stepped on her, she hugged Qinglan with a distressed face.
"Dear, I'm sorry, I was a little heavy this time, but the little Qingque seems to believe us! So! Little Qingque, we are not quarreling, this is just a little interest between us. Every time we finish doing this, we should do something inappropriate for children, but since you suddenly come back today, we will not do the following. But you have to believe that mom and dad have always loved each other!"
Qingque was numb at this time. Mom is a sadist and dad is a masochist. Thank you for making me a normal person!
It turns out that my brother and I are a family. There is a reason for it!
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