The two of them were so busy that they had to wait for a long time.

"My wife... you have ignored me for ten minutes, what are you thinking about?"

A big hand wrapped around her waist from behind.

"... I suddenly remembered the time when I took Xiaobai to get sterilized."

Jingliu chuckled and touched the big head next to him: "You couldn't even make a joke at that time... Oh, and you said I was a dog."

"Is that true?"

Yuanming raised his eyebrows: "It happened hundreds of years ago, right?"

"It was hundreds of years ago."

Jingliu pinched his face: "You can laugh so naturally now."

Yuanming kissed her eyebrows.

He didn't understand it a little. Jingliu sometimes liked to miss the past him.

At that time, he couldn't even laugh, how could it be so memorable.

Yuanming likes himself more now.

"Xiaobai ignored me after being sterilized."

Jingliu smiled.

"It must be sad to be sterilized."

Yuanming rubbed Jingliu's face: "Let's go to the amusement park?"

"I don't want to go."

Jingliu shook his head: "I want to lie down for a while."

"Are you tired, A Liu?"

"No, I just want to take a nap."

Jingliu puffed up his cheeks and poked his face indignantly: "It's all your fault. I have become lazy after being with you."

"Yeah, blame me."

Yuanming chuckled: "A Liu, a determined person will not be infected."

"Are you saying that I am lazy?"

"I didn't say that."

Yuanming smiled and hugged her: "Then let's sleep for a while, just for a while."

"Yeah..."

Jingliu sat on Yuanming and buried his head in his neck.

“Good morning, Luofu! Everyone in Luofu!”

Bai Heng was still so energetic early in the morning.

…It seemed that he had said this several times.

But Bai Heng never lost his spirits.

“Ah Heng.”

Ying Xing touched her ear: “Be careful, there is a pit below.”

“Why is there a pit here…”

Bai Heng curled his lips: “I’m not afraid of someone falling down… It will be interesting if one of the two star gods falls down here.”

“Something is wrong…”

“What’s wrong?”

“Dan Ye is always the first to come to dinner.”

Jing Yuan crossed his arms and looked around: “But he hasn’t come until now today.”

“This is not normal. Something has delayed him.”

Bai Heng couldn’t help but put his chopsticks into the hot pot.

When Dan Ye came, his forehead was still stained with dust.

"...Dan Ye, what's wrong with you?"

"Jing Yuan, I want to complain."

Dan Ye pointed to his head: "There is a pit on the street between Chang Letian and Jinren Lane in Luofu. It can't be seen at first glance, and I fell down."

"...How can you, the dignified God of Joy, fall down there?"

"It's not just me, Dan Feng also fell down."

Dan Ye coughed lightly: "We two were watching the joke there."

"What joke?"

"After the two of us, everyone who passed by got stuck in the pit and fell down."

Dan Feng nodded: "Dan Ye watched from the side for a while."

"...Is there such a place?"

Jing Yuan raised his eyebrows and took out the jade sign.

[Jing Yuan: @Everyone, how long has the street between Chang Letian and Jinren Lane not been maintained?

Da Hao: Report to the general... It has not been maintained for about 70 years.

Jing Yuan: Jinren Lane is now booming with business and has such a large flow of people, so why let such a pit stand there?

Jing Yuan: Whoever is responsible should go and check it out. This pit must be gone before 8 o'clock tomorrow morning.

Dahao: Yes! I will notify them immediately. 】

"I will notify them."

Jing Yuan put the jade sign aside: "How can this be possible."

"Why, did you neglect it?"

"Before, the business in Jinren Lane was very bleak, so that place was half abandoned. Later, there was the Jianmu incident, and the business in Jinren Lane was much less, and this place has not been maintained."

Jing Yuan stroked his chin: "But how could you, a star god, fall down..."

Bai Heng grinned awkwardly and looked at Ying Xing.

It's better not to say anything...

[Madam, can this crow's mouth be so effective? ]

[...I don't know, how can it work on star gods? ]

Bai Heng was also a little panicked.

After all, she is a small envoy, and every time she speaks, she can get these two star gods into trouble.

That’s right…

Bai Heng sighed

"Why are you sighing suddenly?"

Dan Ye raised her eyebrows and looked at her: "Does this have anything to do with you? Crow Mouth Star God?"

Dan Ye's half-smile made Bai Heng's body stiffen.

"Uh... what's the trap?"

Bai Heng scratched his face: "I don't know... I haven't been to that place."

"You lied, you passed by there this morning and sent me photos."

Jing Liu chuckled and exposed Bai Heng's lies without any psychological burden.

"I... Jing Liu!"

Bai Heng pinched her face in anger: "How did you hurt me?!"

"Bai... Heng?"

Dan Ye's gritted teeth came.

"Uh..."

Bai Heng's voice became much quieter, and she huddled up pitifully: "I don't know why my crow mouth is so effective..."

"Indeed... No matter how crow mouth she has, Bai Heng's mouth is too effective..."

Yuan Ming stroked his chin: "It's a bit strange indeed."

"I think so too, and since Bai Heng became a envoy, her crow mouth has evolved."

Dan Ye sighed: "Otherwise, if we fight with any star god in the future, we can take Bai Heng with us and let her talk to us."

"Secret weapon?"

Yuan Ming stroked his chin.

"Yes, secret weapon."

Dan Ye nodded.

"Don't just decide others' uses casually!"

Bai Heng waved his hand to interrupt the two star gods' loud conspiracy: "And even if it can affect you two, it may not necessarily affect other star gods... It seems that my crow's mouth only works for people around me..."

"Oh, no, no, no."

Dan Feng waved his hand: "It works for others as well."

This matter has to do with the reason for the formation of the Yunshang Five Warriors.

The five people of the Yunshang Five Warriors were all isolated.

Geniuses, they all have some airs.

Although Dan Feng has a calm temper most of the time, no one will dig into the private personality of the high-ranking Chiming Longzun, and Dan Feng at that time was arrogant about martial arts.

He is the "Emperor" of Luofu Chiming, born with a kind of conceited pride in his martial arts, and his status is there, no one is so close to him, and no one dares to joke with him.

Ying Xing, who had a bad temper from the beginning to the end, had been making bold statements since he first arrived in Luofu.

In Luofu at that time, people measured success by lifespan.

Success after thousands of years was taken for granted.

And Ying Xing had to spend decades to challenge the concept of success in the society of immortality, so it was natural for him to be isolated and regarded as a freak.

Jing Liu, needless to say, was an orphan of Cangcheng, with only one goal in mind. There were almost no people who had a common language with her, and no one tried to get close to this genius by appreciating her swordsmanship.

Jing Yuan, needless to say, he was also proud when he was a child, after all, he had such a tactical mind and was very successful in the Yunqi Army.

For mediocre people, genius and eccentricity are automatically equated.

There is no shortage of mediocre people in the Yunqi Army.

Bai Heng is a bit weird.

Her Star Raft driving skills are first-rate. Even in the midst of a battle, she can still chat and laugh while driving the Star Raft through enemy fire.

But her luck... it's not good, it's bad, she can always save her life.

But if you say she's lucky, none of the Star Rafts that have passed through Bai Heng's hands can have a good start and a good end. Basically, they are either buried in the wilderness or buried in the belly of Buliren war beasts.

Yes, in the belly.

The Star Raft that Bai Heng once drove fell into the belly of a war beast, and in the end she escaped with her "skills".

That is, she cut open the belly with a knife and then ran out.

Nine out of ten reasons for Bai Heng's fall are malfunctions.

But before the malfunction occurred, no one in Luofu could find it.

This malfunction seemed to appear out of thin air, just to make things difficult for Bai Heng.

Plus her bad mouth, at least nine out of ten things she said would come true, and the remaining one was harmless.

Crashes, malfunctions, being discovered by the enemy, and even the disappearance of vacations were all verified by Bai Heng.

It's weird to say - Bai Heng was excluded because of this.

Yes, it has reached the point of being excluded.

After all, it is indeed a bit too scary.

Everyone wants to live, and no one wants to fall into the hands of Fengrao people and be eaten alive in a physical sense, or be transformed into such a monster.

So Bai Heng was excluded for this reason.

"At that time, many people said that the five of us were freaks gathered together."

Bai Heng scratched his head: "But they all have reasons,

This is really an unprovoked disaster for me."

"Believe me, Bai Heng, this is not an unprovoked disaster for you."

Dan Ye stroked his chin and looked at Yuan Ming: "Do you think that you, the little envoy, have been cursed by some star god?"

"Who knows..."

Yuan Ming stroked his chin: "At least after becoming an envoy, Bai Heng has been smooth sailing, right?"

"It is indeed smooth sailing, but the function of the crow's mouth has been greatly enhanced..."

Jing Liu's mouth twitched: "So your bad luck has been transferred to us?"

"Hehehe... I don't want to, but I can't explain why a person's luck is so bad..."

Bai Heng spread his hands helplessly.

Bai Heng had tried many ways to change his luck.

For example, asking for a fortune, or worshipping the Emperor Bow Siming every morning and evening.

"Why do you worship the hunting patrol for no reason? "

Dan Ye chuckled: "He is not a kind god, a murderous star god, it would be strange if he can change his luck."

"It seems to make sense..."

Bai Heng shook his finger: "Who should I worship in the future?"

"Don't worship anyone, leave a way for other star gods to live, and you can just persecute us."

Yuanming waved his hand, his face helpless.

He didn't believe that his dignified Chaos Star God could still be affected by his own messenger?

How is it possible!

Yuanming picked up the cup and planned to drink some tea.

"Besides, it's not as weird as you say."

Bai Heng curled his lips: "I said that Yuanming would be hit by the star raft if he sat here, and he could really be..."

Jing Liu covered Bai Heng's mouth: "Shut up! Don't hurt my husband! "

Before anyone could speak, they heard a cry of fear not far away.

"The Star Raft has failed! Run!"

Yuanming:?

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