[A loving family] (Star God chat group) (members: 12) (non-staff member: 1)
[Bai Yu]: ...
[Xi Pei]: Stop being weird, family members. I just worked with Fu Li to call Bo Shi Zun to shoot a video. Can you guys take a look and give me some ratings?
[Bai Yu]: You finished it so quickly.
[Fu Li]: Fu Li speed, you deserve it.
[Bo Shi Zun]: Heh... I knew it was something that had been planned long ago.
[Pharmacist]: |・ω・`)
[Bai Yu]: Pharmacist sister is cute.
[Lan]: ...
[Bai Yu]: Lan classmate is also cute.
[Lan]: Pah.
[Myth]: ? ? ? What fun things are you doing again? Why don't you call me to join?
[Xi Pei]: Definitely next time. @Myth
[Hippe]: But before that, I need to invite the victim of this time to come out first.
[Hippe]: @Nanook @Nanook @Nanook @Nanook @Nanook @Nanook
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: Stop, stop, stop, are you calling for souls? You are tagging me like this, are you itching for trouble?
[Hippe]: No, but I think I should show you this video.
[Hippe] uploaded a video "Where there is harmony, where there is family, there must be no destruction."
Bai Yu clicked on the video.
The normal human-shaped [Hippe] stood in front of a background composed of colorful fluorescent lights, facing the camera.
Next to her stood a mature lady wearing glasses and holding a book "Universal Truth", [Boshizun].
"Nanook, the leader of the Antimatter Corps, remember what I said, Pinoconi is the family's territory, the family's territory, you are not allowed to come in, do you hear me?"
[Hippie] pointed at the camera with one hand and gave an impassioned speech, "Don't let me see you in Pinoconi, if I see you, I will tear off your two broken hands!"
[Boshizun] on the side handed over a prop made of paper man, except that it was not painted, the appearance was basically the same as [Nanook].
[Hippe] took advantage of the situation and pulled the two little hands of the paper man, saying as she pulled: "Just pull it like this, snap, and you will never be able to shake hands with others again."
After she pulled the paper man's hands off, she threw the paper man aside, raised her hand, pointed at the camera again, and said arrogantly, "Nanook, remember what I said, I, Hippe, am someone you can't afford to offend, and Pinocchio and the family are not places you can set foot in. You'd better give up the idea of coming to Pinocchio as soon as possible!"
After that.
[Hippe] took a breath, pointed to the Boshizun next to her, and introduced to the camera: "This is an even more important star god, Boshizun Shijie of [Wisdom]. She is now on my side of Hippe. In the two-on-one battle of star gods, I have the advantage. She can directly calculate your winning rate against Pinoconi. Come on, Shijie, open the eyes of the leader of the Antimatter Corps and tell him a number to make him give up."
"..."
[Boshizun]'s mouth corners were about to rise, but it was obvious that she couldn't hold it back. Her expression management was not very good.
However, she quickly adjusted herself and read the contents of the book:
"Okay, listen carefully, Nanook, when I go to Pinoconi and become a guest of honor of the family, I will formulate a new tax law-"
"Your antimatter corps will be taxed if they want to visit but do not report the route in advance."
"Your antimatter corps will be taxed if they enter Pinoconi."
"Your antimatter corps will be taxed if they lose star cores."
"Your antimatter-"
"Wait, Sister Shi, you got the wrong script."
[Hippie] stopped [Bo Shizun] who made mistakes again and again on the wrong reading path, and reminded him in a 'whisper': "You should announce that if Nanook comes to Pinoconi, his chance of winning is 0 this time. things."
"Oh... oh yes! This is my job."
[Boshizun] turned to the second page of the book and read it seriously, "Nanook, the leader of the Antimatter Corps, according to my calculations, even if you bring all the Lords of Extinction, it will be useless. The light of harmony will suppress their combat power and deprive them of their claws and teeth. So, your chance of winning is-0."
"Did you hear that? Nanook. Listen to Sister Xipei, stay in your broken legion and don't wander around. This is the safest way for you, understand?"
[Xipei] raised the corners of his mouth, put his hands on his hips, and looked like an arrogant female kid...
[Boshizun] pushed his glasses and looked at the camera.
The light faded, and a string of small words floated on a dark background-"This performance is purely fictional, please don't take it seriously."
The video ends here.
[Xipei]: How about itHow is it? Any thoughts after watching it?
[Boshizun]: I think it's pretty good. How about I formulate a tax law in the group?
[Aha]: Aha agrees with both hands! But half of the tax collected must be paid to Aha!
[Boshizun]: Deal!
[Bai Yu]: You guys have a deal, I'm the fucking group owner!
[Aha]: Games are dead, joy should be established!
[Aha] has been muted for one minute by [Bai Yu].
[Boshizun]: Joy is dead, wisdom should be established!
[Boshizun] has been muted for three minutes by [Bai Yu].
[Bai Yu]: Don't worry about them, let's talk about our thoughts after watching it.
"Bang!"
A sound came from the round table in front.
Bai Yu looked through the chat group screen and looked at Liang Zi who was sitting at the round table.
She crossed her arms over her chest, still with that infectious smile on her face, "Bai Yu, Xing, you are getting bolder and bolder. Now you dare to ban me in the group?"
"You get anxious when I use a little trick?"
"I'm not anxious."
Liang Zi reached out and pinched Bai Yu's cheek flesh, pulling it twice with a little force, "Speaking of anxiety, it should be you who is anxious, otherwise why do you ban me?"
"Yes, yes, I am anxious."
Bai Yu grabbed Liang Zi's wrist, "But compared to this, shouldn't you see Nanook's reaction first?"
"That's right." Liang Zi thought it made sense. She pulled her hand out of Bai Yu's restraint and sat back in her original position.
"Huh..."
Bai Yu breathed a sigh of relief and looked at the gold sand beside him.
Seeing the other party's calm appearance, Bai Yu nodded secretly.
Then, he turned his attention back to the chat group.
As expected, the group was already noisy.
[Loving Family] (Star God Chat Group) (Members: 12) (Non-staff Members: 1)
[Ⅸ] said that he could not comment, because He was just a passing [Nothingness] Star God.
[Creper]: The video was well shot, and the expression was very accurate. I would give you 9 points out of 10. I was afraid you would be proud if I gave you one more point.
[Hippe]: Thank you Amber King for the compliment.
[Myth]: I don’t think it’s good enough. You can add more riddle elements to it. The vague and hazy feeling of suspense is more interesting.
[Hippe]: Go to hell.
[Pharmacist]: (σ゚∀゚)σ..:*☆Oh, it’s not bad.
[Lan]: It does look pretty good. I think I can make a propaganda for the rich people...ヽ( ̄▽ ̄)ノ
[Hippie]: I actually like to watch your love-hate relationship. By the way, when can you have a baby together? If you don't have time to take care of it, my family can do it for you.
[Pharmacist]: 。:゚(。ノω\。)゚・。
[Lan]: (; ̄д ̄) I will shoot you an arrow when I get your family's coordinates.
[Hippie]: Hahaha——
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: ?
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: @Hippie What do you mean? What does this video mean?
[Hippie]: The literal meaning of the video, old man @Nanook you are out of date! Now is the era of harmony when the star gods form an alliance and become one family! ! !
[Boshi Zun]: ...
[Aha]: Watching the show.
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: Okay, okay, Boshi Zun, you iron lump has also betrayed, right! Now you have fallen to the point of forming an alliance with that little brat Xipe?
[Boshi Zun]: But He calls me Sister Shi.
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: ...Okay, very good.
[Aha]: Nanook, Aha is very sad about your unfortunate experience.
[Aha]: (´థ౪థ)σ
[Aha]: But Aha and Baiyu also have a good way to fight back. How about it, do you want to try it?
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]:?
[Baiyu]: Yes, we do have a way to treat others in their own way.
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: It doesn’t feel good... You won’t lie to me, right?
[Bai Yu]: Trust me once, this time we can take down the opponent without any effort.
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: ...
[Bai Yu]: Do you want to be trampled under the feet of Boshizun and Xipei all the time? Do you want to experience this kind of suppressed life all the time? Don't you want to be strong? !
[Boshizun]:?
[Xipei]:?
[Boshizun] was silenced by [Bai Yu] for one minute.
[Xipei] was silenced by [Bai Yu] for one minute.
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: Damn! Damn it! Bai Yu, open the portal, I will lead the army of destruction to crush Pinoconi!
[Bai Yu]: No need for such violent methods, remember what I just saidDid you say that? We can take it down without any effort!
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: Then I'll do as you say!
[Bai Yu] opened the group chat portal (only [Destruction] Nanook can pass through).
[Bai Yu]: Come on, Aha and I are waiting for you here.
[Nanook (Group Destruction)]: I can't wait to destroy Xi Pei! Hahahahahaha!
[Nanook] entered the portal.
[Bai Yu] has gone offline.
[Bo Shi Zun]'s ban has been lifted.
[Xi Pei]'s ban has been lifted.
[Xi Pei]: ...
[Fu Li]: Hahahaha, it seems something terrible has happened - then I'll go down first...
[Xi Pei]: Fu Li Lao Deng, don't leave! Explain it to me clearly!
...
ps: I'm looking for free love power generation every day...
By the way, I'm considered an old book friend after reading this...
Here.
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