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Grass, Liu Zide, are you unhappy after marriage? I eat a shrimp and you can still come up with a set of excuses?

That's what it is.

Rolling, fried intestines, no one can beat you!

Liu Zide: ...

Hey hey, Brother Ren, look, can you take me with you?

Ren Xiao wiped his mouth, Take you? Don't even think about it! I dare not provoke your family.

Ahem...Brother Ren, we've been in a relationship for so many years, we've discussed it, and I'll introduce you to a girl later. Liu Zide said.

Wori, Tokuko, after you found your wife, do you feel that you can do it again?

Ah, why not?

Ren Xiao was speechless, Can you still show some face? Do you still remember how many times you got dumped?

Liu Zide curled his lips, Don't pretend, you can do it, why haven't I seen you have a girlfriend?

Hehe. Ren Xiao sneered, You don't know about my brother's past, let me tell you this, there used to be a top-quality goddess who fell in love with me, and the parents of both parties have met, and the woman's whole family treated me very well. Satisfied, as long as I nodded at that time, I could get married without a dowry.

Liu Zide came to his senses. He had never heard of Ren Xiao's history before. He asked expectantly, And then? Why didn't you accept him?

Why didn't you accept it? Don't mention it, I had a cervical spondylosis that day, so I couldn't nod...

Liu Zide stretched his neck in disbelief.

It took a full minute for him to react.

What the hell is cervical spondylosis? You're kidding me!

Look at you, you don't believe me when I tell you, and you still have to ask. Ren Xiao said.

That's right, I see you, you are a dead duck with a stubborn mouth, using nonsense stories to cover up the embarrassment that you have never been in a relationship. Liu Zide said.

Eh? Tokuko, I found that after you got married, your brain disease has improved!

Fuck off, you're just sick of your brain. I originally planned to introduce you to a beautiful girl, but now you've offended me.

Ren Xiao disdainfully said, Hmph, Tokuko, do you think I will be rare? A woman will only affect the speed at which I draw my sword!

Fuck, you are awesome, if you are capable, you will be a bachelor for the rest of your life.

I'll be a bachelor forever...that's not okay, I figured it out, it's still necessary to pass on the family line. Ren Xiao said.

Cut, hypocrisy, didn't you say that women affect the speed at which you draw your sword?

Ren Xiao took a sip of tea and said, That's right, so I decided to find a rich woman. The rich woman is different, she will only buy me a more convenient knife...

Liu Zide: What the hell am I...

Li Yunpeng was completely amused by these two brainless people, Hahahaha, you two, why don't I invest in the establishment of a Dexiao Society, and you two will be the top card?

Ren Xiao: ...

Liu Zide: ...

Dezi, does life after marriage stimulate you so much? Li Yunpeng asked.

Liu Zide scratched the back of his head and said, Hey, it's not exciting, it's just completely different from before, like... a bird trapped in a cage. In addition, Qianqian's family has many rules, and I even have family property. Pay it, and the pocket money is strictly restricted, from Liu Lao Wu, a single diamond local tycoon, to a hard-working and poor Liu who has no money.

Li Yunpeng: ...

So, you have a lot of opinions on Mo Qianqian's family.

Liu Zide quickly waved his hands, then looked around nervously, Brother Peng, don't talk nonsense, Qianqian may come down from upstairs at any time, I have no objections at all, my wife is virtuous, mother-in-law is heart-warming, the family is harmonious and beautiful, It's fun!

Li Yunpeng nodded suddenly, Well, let me ask you a question, if you become a rich man again, there will be... 1 billion, and then your wife and mother-in-law fall into the water at the same time, you first Save who?

What? I already have 1 billion yuan? Is there any need to save them? They will climb up by themselves! Liu Zide said.

Li Yunpeng: ...

Well, with your words, I fully understand your life, come on brother, hold on!

Liu Zide: ...

Well, it's actually not that miserable...I'm talking nonsense. Liu Zide said with his eyes squeezed.

Ren Xiao patted him on the shoulder, Okay, we are all brothers, who doesn't know who.

Liu Zide stared straight at him, leaned on his ear and whispered, Shut up, I feel Mo Qianqian approaching!

Ren Xiao was taken aback, Damn it, are you so amazing?

Tokuko, are you finished eating? Let's go home after eating.

As soon as Ren Xiao finished speaking, Mo Qianqian came down from upstairs.

Her dining place is upstairs, with Wang Shiyan, Huo Feng'er and others.

Liu Zide wiped his cold sweat calmly, and Ren Xiao gave him a thumbs up.

How many painful lessons did this take to cultivate such a wonderful premonition!

Hey, here we come, let's go home! Liu Zide jumped up and shouted happily, it felt as happy as an adult taking a child to the playground.

Li Yunpeng shook his head, Hey, it's too difficult.

After Liu Zide left, Ren Xiao couldn't help laughing, Hahahaha, Brother Peng, look at Dezi's shyness, I should have known that

Well, when he proposed to marry me, I replaced the high explosives with real ones. To save myself from this crime, it is better to get rid of it in advance.

Li Yunpeng glared at him, Don't be too happy too early, you won't have this day?

Ren Xiao's smile froze, Brother Peng, I think what you said makes sense. Forget it, I won't be looking for a rich woman anymore. I'd better be a scumbag at ease!

Li Yunpeng: ...

Ren Xiao, you are going to explore the asteroid belt this time, and I have a few tasks for you to complete.

Ren Xiao: ...

Brother Peng, didn't you plan it from the beginning?

Eh? How could it be? I did it on the spur of the moment, yes, on the spur of the moment! Li Yunpeng said.

Ren Xiao had an expression like I believe you a ghost.

Tell me, what task?

Li Yunpeng thought for a while and said, First, when you go, the spaceship will be filled with satellites and placed around the asteroid belt after arrival. Second, draw a complete map of the asteroid belt for me. Third , carry a nuclear fusion engine, install it on the asteroid, and push back a few asteroids for me.

After Ren Xiao listened, he jumped up and shouted.

Fuck, I'm not going!

Not to mention anything else, drawing a complete catalog of the asteroid belt, I'm too old to finish it!

I won't go, whoever I love will go. I think Saturn is very good. Anyway, the nuclear radiation will be eliminated. Once the environment is restored, the world is so big, where can't we play?

Li Yunpeng smiled sadly, Ren Xiao, do you know when I ordered the nuclear radiation eradication time?

Ren Xiao shook his head blankly, How would I know the order you gave your subordinates?

It doesn't matter, I can tell you, what I told the Imperial Academy of Sciences is, when Ren Xiao leaves Saturn, when will we start to clean up the global nuclear radiation.

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