Start Making Pokemon Games: The Whole World Is Crazy

I saw a yellow duck squatting on the ground.

Her eyes were bent into crescent shapes, and she looked obscenely at... Black lace underwear in a washbasin.

The sound of Dai Xiaomei opening the door obviously startled it.

"Keep!"

Its expression became cute by the way.

Tilt your head.

Act like nothing happened.

Pokédex made a voice: "Psyduck, Duck Pokémon. I often suffer from headaches. When the headaches are severe, they will use incredible tricks."

The little girl came back to her senses.

Blushing, he quickly looked at his live broadcast room.

fortunately.

Because of the shooting angle, those... ahem, things that are not suitable for children were not broadcast.

Otherwise, she would have to die on the spot.

"Psyduck!?"

"Was it Psyduck that just made the sound?"

"What's the matter...I just saw this Psyduck...with a wretched expression?"

"It's not you alone, I also saw... what the hell."

"You guys say, is there a possibility that it's a perverted duck?"

"Same as the one Misty met in the anime?"

"So, what was Psyduck looking at just now? Is that why the expression is so obscene?"

"Old woman, turn the camera around and let the brothers see, how do you look out of the way!?"

"That's boring."

The audience in the live broadcast room instantly turned into Sherlock Holmes.

From a little bit of clues, it was discovered that something was wrong with the other party.

"Cough cough."

Seeing that the situation was not good, the little girl pretended to cough, and quickly changed the subject: "Is there anything in the bathroom...Really, don't be yellow-headed all day long."

After that, she was about to turn around and leave the bathroom.

For this Psyduck, she...

Do not want!

Because this is obviously a colored duck!

But what she didn't expect was.

Psyduck saw that the little girl was leaving, and unexpectedly followed up crookedly.

? ? ?

The corner of Dai Xiaomei's eyes twitched slightly when she saw this, and she couldn't help but said, "I'll go, why are you following me?"

"Okay?"

Psyduck tilted his head, looking cute.

It seems that she doesn't understand what little girl Dai is talking about.

then.

Wherever the little girl goes, it follows. It looks like the Pokémon Normal that the little girl tamed.

"Hahahaha, what the fuck, a Pokémon delivered to your door?"

"Shocked! A female anchor from Fighting Shark is amazingly charming, Pokémon fell in love at first sight!"

"This Psyduck is really a pervert, he fell in love with an old woman, I laughed so hard hahaha!"

"Pokémongo is so good, each Pokémon has a different personality, interesting!"

"Old woman, I think you should follow it! Hahaha!"

The live broadcast room was full of gloating bullet screens.

Although they were all dumbfounded, the little girl subdued the Psyduck in front of her.

But to be honest, they don't think Psyduck's potential is so high, they just think it's fun.

"I do not want it!"

Dai Xiaomei refused.

Then, glaring at Psyduck: "Stop following me!"

After finishing speaking, he took the Poké Ball and Pokédex, and was ready to leave home to find other Pokémon to conquer.

It can be next second.

A scene that stunned her and all the audience in the studio happened.

Psyduck suddenly walked quickly to the front of the little girl, and before the little girl could react, she stretched out her short hand and placed it on the Poké Ball.

"Snapped!"

A dazzling light flashed.

Psyduck was immediately included in the Poké Ball.

Dai Xiaomei was taken aback and threw the Poké Ball on the ground.

but--

The Poké Ball remained motionless.

Not even a shake.

! ?

What the hell?

I am... a Psyduck that was, was subdued? ?

The little girl suddenly wanted to cry but had no tears.

"Fuck, what's going on?"

"Is there still such an operation?"

"Hahahaha, I laughed so hard, did Poké Ball just decide that Psyduck is the target?"

"The most important thing is that the Poké Ball didn't move at all... How much does this Psyduck want to be subdued by an old woman!?"

"Old woman, are you trying to kill me by laughing?"

"Good guy, the first Trainer to passively subdue Pokémon in the whole network is released!"

The audience in the live broadcast room burst out laughing.

"Shut up!"

Little girl Dai was a little flail, and picked up the Poké Ball in her hand with a speechless face.

But in the next second, accompanied by a dazzling beam of light, Psyduck came out of the Poké Ball by himself before Little Sister Dai gave the order.

"Keep!"

She tilted her head and looked cute.

"..."

Dai Xiaomei was silent, she now felt that her heart was very tired.

Why is there such a Pokémon? Go in by yourself, then come out by yourself...

The audience in the live broadcast room saw this scene.

Laughed again.

"It's no good, I think the old woman will not be a good-looking anchor in my eyes, but a funny anchor in my eyes."

"This Psyduck looks like the one in the animation! Didn't Mr. Chu Nan say that Sister Zhou's Meowth is an Easter egg? Could it be that this Psyduck is too?"

"It's possible!"

"Sister Zhou, look at the stats of this Psyduck!"

Dai Xiaomei took out the Pokédex with a blank face and pointed it at Psyduck.

to be honest.

She wasn't expecting it at first.

but--

...

【drop! 】

【Psyduck】

[Level: Lv10 (Exp: 875/1000)]

【Item: #054】

【Gender: ♂】

【Ability: Free to swim (hidden ability): When it rains or heavy rain, the speed ability becomes twice the original. 】

【Attribute: Water】

[Character: Naive (Special Defense -, Speed ​​+)]

[Strength: entry-level]

[Potential: Elite level]

[Skills: Grab, Tail Whip, Water Gun, Confusion, Fury Swipes, Rain Dance]

[Genetic Skills: Hypnosis, Fantasy Light]

【 Species Strength (click to view)】

【…】

...

? ? ?

Dai Xiaomei's eyes widened suddenly.

Fuck!

Potential Elite level? Really a superb Psyduck?

And there are two genetic skills!

However, she obviously hasn't discovered the most perverted part of this Psyduck, but the Pokémon fans in the live broadcast room have discovered it...

"What did I see? This leisurely Ability can double the speed in rainy days?? The most important thing is that this Psyduck also has its own Rain Dance skill?"

"You read that right, I'm a fool now."

"The character is still accelerated..."

"No wonder it moved so fast just now, and got into the Poké Ball all at once."

"What the hell! Such a superb Pokémon delivered to your door? When did the old woman become so attractive?"

The live broadcast room exploded with a bang, and the barrage fell like Icirrus Normal.

They were all stunned by Psyduck's superb Attribute.

Soon, one pass ten, ten pass one hundred.

The number of people in the live broadcast room began to soar, and in just a few minutes, it soared from more than 5 million to more than 10 million.

Follow this pace.

It is even possible to reach 20 million today!

To know.

With the release of the second round of game equipment, many anchors of Fighting Shark are now broadcasting Pokémongo, and there are many big anchors among them.

But there are so many people pouring into Dai Xiaomei's live broadcast room.

It can be seen from this.

How awesome is this Psyduck.

"Shua!" "Shua!"

At this time, the live broadcast room of several super hot and dumb girls floated by.

The little girl came back to her senses, and subconsciously said: "Thank you sister Zhou and the prostitute teacher... Oh? You are here too?"

PDD: "Old woman, you Psyduck... envy, envy, too strong, right? And there is level 10 at the beginning, I have been fighting with NPCs, and now Pikachu is only level 10."

Sister Zhou: "I heard that this Psyduck entered your Poké Ball on its own initiative? Damn you can do it! Such a charm!"

Obviously.

Both PDD and Sister Zhou saw the barrage in the live broadcast room.

was attracted.

After seeing Psyduck's data in person.

They can't help but be amazed, of course...in which PDD is sour in addition to being surprised.

Because although his Pikachu is also good, it is far inferior to Sister Zhou's Pokémon or Little Sister's Psyduck.

Could it be possible.

Does this game still look good?

PDD touched his round belly and complained secretly.

at this time.

A bullet screen in the live broadcast room attracted everyone's attention: "Old woman, Ma Lizhu, sister Zhou, you all have a look at Perfect Technology's official Weibo, what the hell! Big brother Chu Nan is so generous! I directly Everyone is numb!"

? ?

Dai Xiaomei, PDD and Zhou Jie were taken aback.

Then they subconsciously turned on their mobile phones, skillfully finding Weibo with perfect technology.

I saw a line at the top that read:

"Our company has reached a cooperation with the Tourism Department of Hangzhou City. Starting tomorrow, we will open large-scale Pokémongo copies in tourist attractions such as West Lake, Xixi Wetland, and Qiandao Lake!"

"You can find magical props in the copy, conquer powerful Pokémon, or simply enjoy a novel travel."

"Please explore the details yourself."

"In addition, our company has established a Pokémon fund, and all the cooperation income obtained by our company this time will be invested in public welfare undertakings."

"The fund is fully open, and global Trainer supervision is welcome."

"Signed: Perfect Technology CEO Chu Nan."

Behind the text is a picture of the scenery of the West Lake, but it is not real, but a color manga style processed by AR glasses.

All eyes are off the landscape, though.

Instead, it was placed on a huge red phantom in the middle of the West Lake.

This is--

Flash Gyarados?

boom!

Instant excitement for all Pokémon fans!

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