The fragrant and delicious fried rice was placed in front of the bard named Charles.
Smelling the fried rice, Charles couldn't wait to pick up the spoon and take a bite. The wonderful taste he had never had before jumped on the tip of his tongue, as if he was in a fairyland.
"Ah~Ah~Ah~It's so delicious~"
A soul-stirring cry came out of Charles' mouth.
"Don't scream." Cheng Yu reminded.
"Ah~Ah~Ah~It's so cool~"
Charles screamed while eating fried rice.
"I told you to stop screaming!"
Cheng Yu was a little annoyed and kicked Charles in the butt.
If passers-by outside the manor heard it, they would think that a love action movie was being filmed in the manor.
Hehe~
Rubbing his butt, Charles didn't scream anymore and continued to eat fried rice with a spoon.
Cheng Yu stood aside, looking at Charles, trying to find characteristics of his gender in Charles.
She looked about 17 or 18 years old, with very fair skin, delicate features, and might be a woman dressed as a man.
She had a flat chest, so she might be a man.
She had shoulder-length hair and wore white stockings, so she might be a woman.
His mind was a little confused.
Cheng Yu couldn't figure out whether Charles was a man or a woman for a while.
Soon, the egg fried rice on the plate was eaten up by Charles, and he touched his stomach, "After wandering for a few months, I finally had a full meal today. It's not easy~"
Hearing this, Cheng Yu instantly realized that this guy might be a homeless person who ate a free meal.
With a gloomy face, he stretched out a hand to Charles, "Hey, pay."
"That... Actually... I don't have money..."
Charles smiled awkwardly.
"Wow, you really are a free eater." Cheng Yu said angrily.
"Don't be angry, don't be angry."
Charles quickly comforted Cheng Yu, and then took off the small harp from his waist, "My profession is a bard, I can sing poems for you to pay off the debt."
"Fuck!"
After doing business for so long, this is the first time I have encountered a free meal.
"I am not interested in your crappy poems, pay me!"
"But I really have no money, otherwise I wouldn't have no food to eat."
Charles spread his hands and directly showed his rottenness.
The rottenness was like saying that he had no money but his life.
Cheng Yu saw that Charles looked like a girl, and he came to Charles, his face almost touching Charles's pretty little face, rubbed his hands, and showed an evil smile, "No money? If you don't have money, pay with your body."
"But I'm a boy." Charles said calmly.
"Male?"
Cheng Yu's smile became more evil, "Hehehe, wouldn't that be more exciting?"
"Don't come over here."
Charles' calm eyes became flustered.
I didn't expect this guy in front of me to be so abstract that he didn't even let go of men.
"You have a very high magic talent. I will teach you a kind of magic to pay off your debts. What do you think?" Charles asked.
Cheng Yu was slightly stunned. Doesn't magic talent need to be measured by a professional talent detection stone tablet? How did this guy Charles see it?
"Are you also a magician?"
"My main job is a bard, and I am also a magician out of interest." Charles smiled.
"Really?"
Cheng Yu sat back in his original position, not quite believing what Charles said.
Magicians have a higher status wherever they are placed. Even if they are ducks, the price is higher than that of ordinary ducks, and they will not fall to the point of starvation.
Cheng Yu was very skeptical that this homeless man who was so poor that he ate a free meal said he was a magician.
"I know a lot of magic, what kind of magic do you want to learn?"
Men should not touch each other.
Charles pushed Cheng Yu and pushed Cheng Yu away, so that Cheng Yu would not get so close to him.
Cheng Yu: "I want to learn the magic that can blow through the Celsis continent with one blow."
"No."
"I want to learn the time prohibition magic."
"No."
"I want to learn the ninth-level forbidden spell magic."
"No."
"Then what kind of magic do you know?"
"I know the magic of slapping flies, the magic of automatically cleaning clothes, the magic of walking in the snow without falling, the magic of automatically cleaning the mouth..."
"..."
This time it was Cheng Yu's turn to be speechless.
What a mess of magic, just hearing the name is outrageous.
However, on second thought, it's not a loss to exchange a bowl of fried rice for a magic.
"Teach me the magic of slapping flies."
As a chef, Cheng Yu is most annoyed by flies.
Not only does it buzz around my ears, it also flies on my food.
Charles raised his right hand, condensed a small magic circle in his palm, and pointed to a fly on a tree trunk not far away, "Do you see that fly?"
Cheng Yu nodded.
Snap!
Charles slapped it, and an invisible force slapped the fly on the tree trunk to death.
There was aSlap marks.
Cheng Yu exclaimed, "Fuck, this is too cool."
This magic perfectly solves the two major problems of missing the fly swatter and getting your hands dirty when you kill a fly with your bare hands.
"Hey."
Char smiled and took out a page of paper from his magic pocket and gave it to Cheng Yu.
Cheng Yu took the paper and asked, "What is this?"
"A magic book for fly swatting magic."
"Magic book? Just one page?"
Cheng Yu had seen other magic books, all of which were thick, similar to Chinese dictionaries, but this fly swatting magic book was just one page.
"Fly swatting magic is a very low-level magic, not complicated."
"Is that so?"
Cheng Yu was skeptical, took the page of the magic book, and took a rough look.
This fly swatting magic is indeed very simple. It does not require chanting spells or casting magic wands. It can be released by condensing a magic circle in the palm of your hand.
Cheng Yu looked at the palm print on the tree trunk not far away, "How far is the casting radius of the fly-slapping magic?"
Xiaer thought for a while, "The casting radius is probably a few thousand meters."
"So far?"
"The god-level magic that exterminates the fly clan makes flies nowhere to hide."
"The person who invented this magic must have a big grudge against flies." Cheng Yu complained.
At this time, Cheng Yu suddenly thought of another question, "This magic has such a long effective distance, and its power can only kill a fly?"
The fly-slapping magic can be regarded as an ultra-long-range consumption skill.
"The power of this magic is actually the power of your slap. How strong can a magician's power be?" Xiaer explained.
Magicians are generally weak in the flesh, and the power of a slap is only slightly greater than that of ordinary people.
So the fly-slapping magic can only kill flies.
Cheng Yu was very curious, with his physical strength and the fly-slapping magic, could he kill the enemy with a big slap from a thousand meters away?
I'll try it after I learn this magic.
Putting his hands on his chest, Charles looked at Cheng Yu with hope, "The fried rice you made is so delicious, can I live with you?"
"You have no money, why should I let you live with me?"
"I can use my life magic to wash dishes for you, clean the room, and sing poems for you."
The manor is very large, with many empty rooms, so you can make room for Charles to live in.
After practicing magic, Iwenni left the farmland with her magic wand, walked to Cheng Yu, and saw Charles opposite Cheng Yu, "Master Cheng Yu, who is this lady?"
"Uh... He's a man."
"Sorry, I thought you were a girl."
Iwenni knew she said the wrong thing and apologized quickly.
"It's okay."
Charles didn't care at all, he was used to people mistaking him for a girl.
Seeing that Charles' legs were wrapped in white stockings, Cheng Yu approached Charles and said, "Young man, I have a question for you."
"What's the question?"
"Where did you buy the white stockings?"
"I bought them from a merchant in Snow City."
There are people selling white stockings in Snow City!
Cheng Yu was ecstatic.
"Tell me quickly, which merchant."
Charles told Cheng Yu the location of the merchant selling stockings.
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