Stop pretending, I have a chat group with gods

Lin Yuyan never thought that such a big catastrophe she encountered would be passed in such a short period of time, and the gratitude in her heart was buried in her heart like a seed.

She thought that this catastrophe would kill her, but now she ...... It seems that the wind and waves have been completely calm, and in her heart, Ye Chen is so reliable.

Ye Chen soon returned to his commissary, and when he saw the closed sliding gate of his commissary, as well as the sparsely crowded streets around him, he seemed to have returned to the real world.

All of this, like a dream, is so unbelievable.

If it weren't for the fact that he was sitting in a luxury car, he really couldn't believe all this.

He returned to his shop and sat down at the counter.

Business in this shop is as weak as ever.

He found a bottle of Shuang Crooked and sent it to Sun Simiao.

This is the medical fee he paid to Sun Simiao.

When Sun Simiao got this bottle of cool crookedness, he immediately sent a message: Tianzu, what kind of jade dew elixir is this? It is a hundred times better than the jade dew elixir in the queen mother's Yaochi feast, this treasure makes Xiao Sisi instantly feel a hundred times more energetic, it is like adding a thousand years of cultivation, it is really comfortable, and he enjoys it very much! Xiao Sisi is reluctant to drink it all!

Seeing Sun Simiao's sycophancy, Ye Chen couldn't cry or laugh.

This is just a bottle of a few dollars of cool crookedness, even if he Ye Chen is poor, he can afford it.

Not ...... though

As soon as Ye Chen was happy, he sent another row over, a full five bottles, and said: I will reward you with a few more bottles!

When Sun Simiao received a few more bottles of Shuang Crooked, the whole person was so excited that he was going crazy on the spot, his hands trembled violently, and he immediately replied: Heavenly Ancestor Wanfu, thank you Heavenly Ancestor, Heavenly Ancestor will have anything in the future, even if he is instructed, Xiao Sisi will go to the soup and go to the fire, and he will not hesitate.

This guy was almost crazy with excitement as if he had gotten some treasure.

He immediately began to show off with the immortals around him.

This guy even took this thing to negotiate conditions with Taishang Laojun, and exchanged it for the pill newly refined by Taishang Laojun that can increase the thousand-year cultivation.

When Taishang Laojun heard that it was a reward from the Chaos Heavenly Ancestor, he was extremely excited, and immediately gave Sun Simiao a few freshly baked pills to exchange for this cool crookedness, and there was no counteroffer at all.

If they can get the things of the Heavenly Ancestor, they can simply brag about it for N years in the Heavenly Court! Even if there is only one cool and crooked bottle left, they can keep it for their disciples and grandchildren to brag about for ten thousand years.

Taishang Laojun even decided to use this cool and crooked bottle to hold the newly refined elixir in the future, which was a supreme honor for him.

"Thank you Xiao Sisi for the cool crookedness, after Lao Jun finished drinking, he felt refreshed and his whole body was comfortable, this is really a great tonic! I wonder if Xiao Sisi brother is still willing to exchange for some pills? Lao Jun, I am willing to exchange double the pills!".

Taishang Laojun tasted a bottle, and felt that it was really more powerful than taking pills to make his spirit skyrocket, and he was willing to take out more pills to redeem.

When Sun Simiao heard this, he became vigilant, since others are willing to take the initiative to increase the price, it means that this thing is worth a lot of money, so Sun Simiao learned wisely and immediately refused: Don't change!

This is something he has worked so hard to earn.

He even regretted it just now, and only asked Taishang Laojun for three pills, which was too little or too little, and with Taishang Laojun's current state, even if he asked him for dozens of pills, he would give it up.

In this way, the new thing of Shuang Crooked became an "Internet celebrity" in the heavenly court, and for a while, the news leaked and was known by the rest of the immortals.

Everyone was envious of Sun Simiao, and they casually got a few bottles of cool crookedness.

At this time, the wise immortal began to send a message to the Heavenly Ancestor, kneeling down to beg for this holy relic.

Ye Chen saw that everyone liked Shuang Crooked so much, and he couldn't cry or laugh in his heart.

These immortals are really pitiful, for a little drink, they are so bloody?

If they drink milk tea in the future, won't they fly on the spot?

Sure enough, the poor information is a good thing!

Ye Chen opened his mobile phone and checked his wallet, and found that the Ruyi Jin Dan in it had been consumed when he had just obtained the gold bars, and there were only three monkey hairs left, and he was now similar to a poor egg.

There is such a little thing in the wallet, it really affects his next walk.

If he doesn't have anything on him, how will he mix outside in the future? In case he encounters some difficulties, how will he face it? Besides, he is still a poor bastard, and he hasn't turned over yet, if he doesn't make some money, what can he do if this group is gone?

Therefore, Ye Chen now clearly realizes that while these immortals are still in the cerebral stroke stage, they should make some money first, otherwise they will really waste this group.

The thought of how easy it was for him to get millions of gold bars just now made him feel extremely happy.

Thinking that Lin Yuyan got so much money, she must be super happy in her heart, right?

Ye Chen suddenly wanted to get into trouble.

He must make money well, and then hug the beauty, and then give her a happy life with fine clothes and food.

Ye Chen didn't think about it, turned on his mobile phone, and sent a red envelope in the group to go out ......

This time, he sent a box of Want Want snow cakes that were about to expire.

This thing was so outdated that he couldn't sell it all the time, but the dealer forced it to be wholesaled to him, so that he kept backlog of these goods and was about to die.

Although this box is not worth much, if it is sent to the group of immortals, it may bring him a lot of benefits.

Ye Chen has learned how to "fish".

If you want to get something, you have to give it first.

Who made him a "big leader", although the big leader can't take the initiative to "ask for bribes", but he can take the initiative to "give alms", when the gods in the group are happy, and then play a red envelope solitaire competition, maybe you can grab something good.

After all, there is a give-and-take, and he must first drop the bait and take a good head, so that he can pick up some treasures with his fart.

The treasure obtained in this way will not be so deliberate as it is requested, and it will not be suspected by the immortals in the group of bad intentions.

Therefore, Ye Chen directly smashed a big red envelope into it.

Didi ......

Soon, in less than a few seconds, the immortals in the group snatched up hundreds of red envelopes like wolves.

Some of these immortals grabbed a small bag, and some grabbed a dozen small bags.

As soon as the red envelope was sent out, the group exploded.

"Wow, I got it. "

"Thirteen, so cool!".

"What is it? It looks so cute!".

"Looks a bit like a snack?".

"Tianzu is really generous, this time there are so many red envelopes!".

"I grabbed it, I grabbed it, I finally grabbed the red envelope of Tianzu!"

"I got it too!".

"Is it rain and dew today? So many people grabbed it!"

......

"Whoa, whoever said that the rain and dew were all wet, people didn't grab it!

The group was crazy at once.

Ye Chen didn't say a word, and secretly looked at the chat content of everyone in the group.

"May I ask Heavenly Ancestor, what is this?" the Jade Emperor grabbed three and asked curiously.

Everyone was also extremely curious.

Ye Chen wanted to say that this was a snack, but after thinking about it, wouldn't it be too cheap to say this? You have to put a gold sticker on this thing, only in this way will everyone feel that this thing is very valuable!

So Ye Chen began to use his little brain again......