Stop pretending, I have a chat group with gods

Ye Chen wanted to say, "Okay, thank you." But a voice in his head interrupted him.

"Hurry up and find a way to ask her to come to your room and wash you. "

This lowly voice is none other than the Howling Dog.

Ye Chen really couldn't cry or laugh, this dog is not simple, he even knows how to pick up girls?

Ahem!

Obviously, the dog has learned this technique with Erlang God, and it seems that the dog is a master of pickling girls...... Ahem, ahem, Ye Chen was a little happy.

I never dreamed that this stupid-looking dog still had this ability.

Ye Chen immediately said, "No, it hurts, why don't you help me wash it?" After Ye Chen finished speaking, his little heart was beating wildly.

When Lin Yuyan heard this, she was very distressed, and said, "Ah, let's wash it quickly, don't get inflamed! Eyes are the most precious!"

After speaking, he took the initiative to take his hand and go into the store, acting as his eyes.

Ye Chen also pretended to be a "blind person" with interest, and was passively held by this woman.

"Where's the bathroom?".

"Upstairs!".

In this way, Lin Yuyan carefully pulled Ye Chen up to the second floor, and even the two were very close.

In the bathroom, Lin Yuyan was like a gentle little nurse, gently washing Ye Chen's eyes with water, the beautiful little hands gently touched his cheeks, and when the delicate fingertips caressed his cheeks, he almost felt that his heart was about to be crisp.

Ye Chen found that although he closed his eyes, he could still see everything through his eyelids, including the scenery inside Yan Yan's clothes.

That feeling of peeping made his heartbeat always in a state of high jumping, and he simply enjoyed it to the extreme.

"Okay?" Lin Yuyan asked softly, this gentle voice really made him feel good.

What a wonderful thing it would be if there was such a woman who took care of him and accompanied him all the time in this life!

"Okay, it seems to be almost!" Ye Chen actually didn't have anything in his eyes at all, so it was not good to continue pretending: "Thank you so much!".

"No thanks, that's what I'm supposed to do. What do you usually ...... Do you live here with your sister-in-law?" Lin Yuyan asked after looking around at the attic on the second floor of Ye Chen's shop.

At this time, Ye Chen's old face instantly turned red, nodded, and then shook his head and said, "No, no, no, I'm single! Nana is Zhou Shao's girlfriend, not mine!" He immediately explained that he was single, otherwise how could he pick up a girl?

At this time, he was a little embarrassed, because the second floor was just like a dog kennel, not only piled up with goods, but also a lot of usually loaded paper skins, hoarded and ready to sell tattered, daily necessities were also thrown everywhere, and even pots and pans had not been washed.

This loft is even more messy than a rental house.

It is not an exaggeration to say that it is a refugee camp.

As a rough man, this place is really a veritable kennel.

He was extremely ashamed to be seen by his own goddess such a kennel.

"I always thought that you and Sister Nana were ......" When Lin Yuyan said this, she blushed a little, and immediately changed the topic: "I didn't expect that you would not be able to take care of yourself so much, and I am not in a hurry to go back, so let's clean up for you!

To Ye Chen's surprise, Lin Yuyan said such a sentence gently.

This sentence is not just like a spring breeze, this is simply a warm current, which surrounded him at once and surged all over his body.

In this life, it was the first time a woman said such a sentence to him, and the feeling of being cared for was really touching.

The first time I experienced what it was like to have a woman, this experience was really beautiful.

Growing so big, in addition to her own mother, this is the first woman who has to take care of herself and clean herself.

Ye Chen was stunned and didn't answer, at this time, it's not good to talk too much, so he can only nod stupidly.

"You go downstairs to look at the store, I'll clean it for you!" Lin Yuyan smiled at him.

In Lin Yuyan's heart, she is repaying her benefactor, and in Ye Chen's heart, she is experiencing being cared for by the goddess.

"Okay!" Ye Chen's heart was really happy.

Then he went downstairs in despair.

After all, such a goddess in front of herself, wearing the same picture is equivalent to not wearing it, it is really too addictive, and even makes people a little uncomfortable, if you look at it like this, I'm afraid it won't be able to bear the excitement.

Therefore, it is better to go downstairs, in case the goddess sees that she has been staring at some part of her, won't she think of herself as a pervert?

Ye Chen reluctantly went downstairs.

As soon as I went downstairs, the cheap voice sounded: Heavenly Ancestor Heavenly Ancestor, I didn't expect you to be so innocent!

This voice made Ye Chen cry and laugh, of course he was innocent, and he had never been in love seriously in his life.

Although Nana was his girlfriend before, that woman had never done anything like a girlfriend, and Ye Chen had never experienced what it was like to be a boyfriend in her, except that being a cow and a horse was not as good as a pig and a dog, he had no good experience.

So now Ye Chen was simply happy and embarrassed in his heart, and then responded: The ancestor was busy cultivating before, and he couldn't take care of his children's personal affairs, so let's talk about it. Ordinary women, the ancestors don't look down on them, so they ......

Ye Chen found a reason for himself that he couldn't even listen to.

"Ahem...... The dog coughed twice, and seemed to see the unspeakable secret of the ancestor, so he didn't ask anything else, but changed his words: "If the ancestor likes this woman, this dog is willing to assist the ancestor to take down her! As long as the ancestor is willing, the dog can help you take down any woman in the world!"

This dog actually spoke wildly.

"Any, woman?" Ye Chen couldn't believe it.

"Yes, any, mortal women! not including fairies! Ben Wang had traveled with Erlang God for many years, and he had learned many routines with Erlang God in those days, hehe, Ben Wang knew very well that in the world, as long as the method is right, any woman can get started!".

This guy looks so confident.

Ye Chen almost didn't spit out a mouthful of old blood.

"Isn't Erlang God a very upright man, how could he take you to the mortal world to pick up girls?" Ye Chen had the impression that Erlang God was a particularly upright person, and even very righteous, and he had never heard of his romantic stories, let alone that he was the kind of person who was kind of flowery.

How can he be a sea king in the dog's mouth?

"Hehe, I don't know my heart if I know people, I don't know my heart! However, our Erlang God is not a scumbag, he is serious about every girl, and he is very good to all of them. Every girl loves him and loves her dead and alive, and they are not in vain. So it can't be said that our Erlang is bad!".

The dog's words seem to have a reason to lose.