Stop pretending, I have a chat group with gods

"What if this old guy is bragging? Who wouldn't brag? Didn't you notice that this old guy has been guarding the group these days, secretly poking and poking to receive red envelopes? Maybe it's just an old gangster who came here on purpose to mess around!"

But now behind his back, he chewed the root of his tongue with the Jade Emperor, saying that Ye Chen was an old gangster who came to eat and drink, and that he was a fake Heavenly Ancestor.

A woman is a woman, even if she is a queen mother, she still has a cautious side.

In fact, a woman's sixth sense is very strong, and the Queen Mother has a hunch that is not wrong at all.

It's just that Ye Chen is not an old gangster, but ...... The little thugs who are mixed in the heavenly court.

He is a mortal who came to the group to cheat on food, drink, and treasures, but he was regarded as the big man among the big guys by this group of immortals.

However, the Jade Emperor was a man who wanted to save face, and said: "How can he be a liar, if he was a liar, he would have been exposed a long time ago, is he a liar, will it be over depending on his performance? If he can get it out within three days, I will respect him as the true Heavenly Ancestor, if he can't get it out in three days, Lao Tzu will kick him out of the group, what do you think?"

"Okay, he'll find out in three days. However, it is not enough to kick out of the group, it has to be more ruthless! Even the gods dare to deceive, and they are tired of living! The concubines are the most unliarable of them!".

is really the most poisonous woman's heart, the queen mother didn't plan to give Ye Chen good fruit to eat.

But...... You can't blame her, she's right!

"Yes, yes, according to you!" the Jade Emperor immediately compromised.

In this way, the Jade Emperor sent a message in the group: Thanksgiving to the Heavenly Ancestor for caring about the livelihood of the Heavenly Court, I don't know, how should we repay the great kindness of the Heavenly Ancestor?

The Jade Emperor is a rather sleek old guy, very good at being a person, the best at one set in front of him, one set behind his back, just now he was still doubting the Heavenly Ancestor with the Queen Mother, and now he is starting to hug his thighs.

He knew that Heavenly Ancestor was so busy helping everyone, he had to take the initiative to give Heavenly Ancestor benefits, and when there was anything to ask Heavenly Ancestor in the future, Heavenly Ancestor could still help, what they could only do with great difficulty, Heavenly Ancestor could do it with his fingers.

Therefore, it is necessary to curry favor with the Heavenly Ancestor.

If this time the Heavenly Ancestor is not in a good position...... Then, it proves that Tianzu is an impostor, and when the time comes, ...... Hehe, the Jade Emperor is going to stand up and eliminate harm for the people, and then he will have a wave of power in the heavenly court.

He Jade Emperor earned both horizontally and vertically.

The old rivers and lakes are the old rivers and lakes, and doing things is the old way.

At this time, the rest of the immortals all began to follow suit!

"In three days, if the Heavenly Ancestor can really solve this problem for us, I am willing to take out a mysterious gift to thank you!"

"I am also willing, I propose, after the platform is launched, everyone will send a big gift to Tianzu to express their gratitude!"

"Yes, yes, that's what we should do, we're all grateful people!".

"Heavenly Ancestor has made such a great contribution to us, everyone must take out the best treasures to pay tribute to Heavenly Ancestor, otherwise it will be unfilial!"

......

This group of immortals all took the initiative to say that they wanted to contribute treasures to Ye Chen.

When Ye Chen saw this picture, his heart was simply happy.

It's just too good, it's so good.

He has been worried about how to get everyone's treasures reasonably, after all, grabbing red envelopes too often will be suspected, and it is very bad to take the initiative to ask for gifts. Only by finding a way to get these immortals to take the initiative to deliver things to him can he avoid trouble.

Because if you are not careful, you may lose all your previous efforts, and you may die.

Although Ye Chen is now proud of the spring breeze in the group, in fact, he is also walking on thin ice, and he will lose his life if he is not careful.

So you have to be careful.

"The ancestor helped everyone, all to make some contribution to the heavenly court, never thought of asking for any gifts, everyone still kept it, the heavenly ancestor is not short of these! Thank you for your kindness!" Ye Chen said this with a clear conscience now, because it was too hypocritical.

He didn't know how much he wanted something good.

Even if he gets a little more treasure, he can be prosperous in the world.

But now, the old guy of the Jade Emperor, what is wrong with it, he has to build some shopping platform to trade their treasures.

It really made Ye Chen cry and laugh.

What's even more laughable is that it takes three months for these immortals to engage in research and development on a shopping platform, and they don't know what the programmers in the sky are doing, let alone which gods are in charge of this project.

If he knew which immortal was in charge of this project, he would have to give him the middle finger to despise and despise him!

"Heavenly Ancestor is so merciful!".

"Heavenly Ancestor Great Love!".

"Heavenly Ancestor Heavenly Sage!".

"Heavenly Ancestor is our pride!".

"Thank you Heavenly Ancestor!".

"Thank you Tianzu 1".

"Thank you Tianzu 2".

"Thank you Heavenly Ancestor for being infinite. "

These immortals are still sycophants!

Although Ye Chen is used to being slapped by everyone, this time he really wants to do practical things for everyone.

The reason why he took the initiative to accept this arduous project is because he has a young programmer, and this kid grew up with him wearing a pair of pants!

Although this kid is not good, this kid is also a half-day programmer.

If it weren't for his love of gambling, he wouldn't be where he is today.

Asking this kid to help develop a shopping applet is as simple as death.

"Benzu was a little tired, so he rested first. Ye Chen didn't want to show his feet, so he made an excuse to flash.

As long as this small program is developed, he Ye Chenke will really be opened. He now has so many merit points in his hands, just buy something, and he can call the wind and rain. There are so many goods in the commissary, you can make a small fortune by selling anything.

That's a huge amount of money.

So Ye Chen couldn't be happier in his heart now.

Ye Chen immediately sent a message to his own hair.

"Patriotic and patriotic, please do something!".

Ye Chen was now extremely bloody and excited, as if he was about to take control of Heavenly Court's shopping system, and he was about to become such a powerful boss and what a great cause he was going to do.

"What's the matter?" Zhao Aiguo replied with sleepy eyes.

I played the game too late last night, and now the sun is about to set before I wake up.

"I need to make a shopping applet, you make one for me, I'll give you money!".

Ye Chen knew that if he wanted this kid to help, just give him money, besides, this guy grew up small by himself and grew up bare. Even if he doesn't give money, he will do it.

"Shopping applets? Now there are so many shopping applets on the Internet, how many people have done Tao Bao's surprise? You run a shopping applet yourself, do you have a bad brain?".

"No...... I'm going to make a private domain applet, just for internal transactions!".

"Is this the kind of trading platform that is similar to the one used in-house?"

"Yes, yes, that's it!".

"Okay, no problem, I'll give it to you in an hour!".

With that, the kid disappeared immediately.

Looking at the sentence "I'll give it to you in an hour" on his phone, Ye Chen almost laughed out loud with joy.

If it can be done in an hour, he Ye Chen will be able to amaze the four in the Heavenly Court!

cough cough cough ...... It's so cool!

When the time comes, these immortals will not treat him as the ancestor of the ancestors

Shall you not worship him as an idol of idols?

He has truly become the number one idol of Heavenly Court.

It's ......

Hahaha......

Ye Chen's just thinking about it made him feel incomparably beautiful and excited.

It's so good, it's so good.