Stupid Odin

Not just any Tom, Dick, or Harry's soul can become the sword spirit of the Nine Realms Sword.

This is the 'Nine Cauldrons' Sword, representing a small continent, a small world.

Without the recognition of the world's will, one cannot become the sword spirit of the Nine Realms Sword.

After five divine swords, Downs has figured out the pattern.

Either it's like the fire giant ancestor Surtur, whose attributes directly correspond to Muspelheim, the Land of Fire.

Or it's like Aegir, who consolidates his divine power with Midgard as the core.

Don't be curious why Aegir, who clearly has the divine duty of [Water], would represent Midgard… This is a replica of Earth, after all. When Downs reshaped the world, the water bodies in Midgard actually accounted for 71% of the entire small world.

So, it's perfectly fine for the Sea God Aegir to represent Midgard.

After the five swords had sword spirits, Downs was troubled.

As everyone knows, according to the barrel theory, the amount of water a barrel can hold depends not on the longest plank, but on the shortest one.

Downs is already a God-King. The best way for him to improve his combat power is to find qualified sword spirits for all the divine swords.

Say nothing else, who can represent Asgard?

He wouldn't be so cruel as to sacrifice Odin, would he?

Downs has already taken over Odin's position.

Play this again?

He can't bear such terrible karma.

Think about it, Odin killed Njord and is now hated by the world's will, already so miserable.

Downs sacrificing his brother for power or something, this kind of demon king script, let's forget about it.

Downs sighed in his heart: "My foolish brother! As long as you don't do anything stupid and unforgivable, I won't do anything to you."

Then, a few days later, Downs received a secret report from the Valkyries—Odin secretly went to sleep with the giant Hymir's wife, Little Hyrrokkin.

The giantess has no resistance to handsome Aesir gods. This has never changed for so long.

"…" Downs covered his forehead. He didn't know what to say.

He could only say that it was a very faithful adaptation of the story in the [Edda]?

Odin, you bastard, is it true that 'a wife is not as good as a concubine, and a concubine is not as good as a stolen one'?

Unfortunately, Tyr has already been born, so there is nothing for Odin to do.

The world's capacity for gods is already tending towards saturation. Odin is unlikely to create new gods.

But Odin doesn't know that!

In the days that followed, this guy transformed into Odin the *stud*, creating havoc everywhere and frequently extending his claws into the mortal world.

Except for those who are already taken, Odin's series of actions can be described as sowing seeds all over the world.

Downs suddenly understood why the royal families in the dynasties of the Celestial Dynasty had so many nobles, eating the country into poverty. These guys had no hope of promotion, so they worked hard to produce offspring, who were born with the blood of the royal family and had to be raised with a lot of money.

Odin was too flamboyant, and even Frey ran over to secretly complain about Odin.

What else could Downs do?

Pretend he didn't see it!

Just then, an accident happened.

After an all-night feast in the Palace of Merriment, Thor woke up the next morning, hungover, and found that his Mjolnir was missing.

"Ah? The hammer! My hammer is gone!"

This is inside Asgard! There shouldn't be any outsiders.

The gods and giants who participated in the revelry hurriedly checked their belongings and found that only Thor's hammer was missing.

Don't think that only Thor can lift his divine hammer.

That's to fool mortals!

Of course, mortals in the lower realm can't lift his hammer, but that doesn't include the powerful Aesir gods and giants.

Moreover, [Mjolnir] has no weapon spirit and cannot distinguish its owner.

If it was really taken away, Thor wouldn't be able to do anything about it.

After searching for a long time, Thor could only run to the Silver Palace dejectedly to ask Downs for help.

Even though he knew that Thor was destined to have this tribulation, Downs still laughed in anger.

First, he laughed at the powerful inertia of fate, because in the epic, Thor lost his hammer while attending a banquet in the palace of Aegir, a vassal king who listened to announcements but didn't follow orders.

Secondly…

"How many times have I taught you! You must be organized in your work, and important things must be placed in a designated location next to you!"

Thor is such a big guy, a head taller than Downs, but Downs taught him like a grandson.

He was dejected and didn't dare to look Downs in the eye.

"Father, I was wrong, please help me think of a way." As he spoke, Thor's eyes kept glancing at Downs's supreme throne, meaning that he wanted Downs, his father, to use magic to see where the hammer had gone.

Thor, you're lazy! You've also learned to be bad!

Downs was a little angry.

For a moment, Downs really didn't want to help Thor.

Unfortunately, he had to help.

Most of the Aesir gods, not just Thor, are like this, with more muscles than brains. The most ridiculous thing is that, perhaps because their IQs are generally low, once these guys lose their exclusive artifacts, even the power corresponding to their divine duty will plummet in their control.

Downs put on a stern face: "No!"

"Ah?!" Thor's face suddenly looked like a bitter gourd.

"Not only will I not help you, but I will not even allow you to solve the problem with violence before you get your hammer back."

"No—" Thor had already wailed.

"You are my eldest son, and you are destined to stand alone. You are so careless in everything you do, and you solve everything with force. How can I rest assured to entrust a legion to you? How can I rest assured to entrust a realm to you in the future?"

Thor actually wanted to retort: It's okay if you decide, Dad. Anyway, my silly Uncle Three can be the God-King of a realm, so I can do it without using my brain, right?

Thor didn't dare to say it, and just as he was determined to find Loki for help, Downs's ultimate move came.

"Also, you are not allowed to find Loki this time!"

"Ah? Why is that?" Thor's wailing resounded in all directions.

That's not all. The Valkyries smiled secretly and paid attention to Thor, watching the crown prince being blasted out of the Silver Palace with a bitter face.

Alas, when in doubt, find Loki.

Father God doesn't allow me to find Loki, so how am I going to live?

Thor was not well at all.

He looked so lost that even mortals could take his head.

He's not stupid because he's grown up so much, but because his father, Downs, is so powerful that he can't think of a better way than Downs, so he's developed the habit of not thinking and just charging when his father tells him to.

Anyway, there are almost no enemies who can resist his innate divine power, and he has hardly encountered any difficult opponents.

This time, Thor was in trouble.

Thor wandered outside the Palace of Merriment like a lonely ghost until he met an unexpected god—Hela, the Goddess of Death.

Thor grabbed at Hela's hands as if he had grabbed a life-saving straw and said emotionally: "Hela, save me!"

After listening to Thor's description, Hela rarely smiled happily.

"Heh heh heh! Heh heh heh!"

Thor's face turned black: "Are you so happy to see me unlucky?"

"No, no, no! Cousin Thor, I'm just happy. Leave this to me." Hela patted her chest and said.

Unlike Thor, Hela is the famous 'Eight-Hour-a-Day Death God'!

The pile of broken things in the underworld has long trained Hela's abilities.