Super Legendary Superstar
Chapter 296: Laughing Abs Competition!
Bald referee Joe Crawford has been law enforcement in the NBA for nearly 30 years. His family is a referee. His father and brother are MLB (Major League Baseball) referees. He has always been known for his laughing.
As early as the 2003 playoffs, Crawford was called for 4 technical fouls in 10 minutes and ejected Mavericks coach Don Nelson. Nelson was ejected simply because he did not obey Crawford's orders. Crawford ejected Mavericks assistant coach Harris.
In the refereeing world, he has absolute authority and status. Even Popovich, who has always been rude to referees, has to give up three points.
Now, Sun Zhuo has successfully made Crawford feel disgusted with Duncan. With Crawford's temper, he should not be able to spare Duncan on the court, but this is not enough for Crawford to make some losing the referee's due judgment Regarding the matter of power, the referee will not only call the Spurs, but also the Magic. Sun Zhuo wants to make Crawford feel the difference first in terms of attitude.
Sun Zhuo walked to the players' bench, gathered the whole team together, and said: Listen, guys, let's not confront the referee today. The referee will be the best sixth man of our team, even if he whistles a wrong one of ours. It's a fair foul, and we accept it silently. You believe me, I won't let you finish this game in a humiliating manner.
Ariza, Danny Granger and others just nodded silently, not knowing what happened, but Howard and Turkoglu knew. Howard smiled and thought to himself: Sun is really interesting. He is really If he wants the referee to eject his opponent, I want to see what he does.
Howard understands why Sun Zhuo doesn't let Magic players confront the referee, because in terms of attitude, the referee will feel that the Magic is gentler and the Spurs are more violent. How disgusting.
The game started soon. Sun Zhuo had long liked to use the Euro Step when facing Duncan. He even used this technique to cause Duncan a lot of trouble in the playoffs last season. As soon as the game started, Sun Zhuo started the Euro Step again. But this time there was nothing wrong with his footsteps, but he was blown away by Crawford.
Euro-step layups are very easy to be misunderstood and whistled as walking violations. McHale, who later served as Rockets coach, once commented on Ginobili and James Harden's Euro-step layups: I think these guys all walked. When I saw them doing this, I thought they must have walked, but when I watched the slow-motion replay, I found that they didn't.
Sun Zhuo didn't walk when he made a Euro-step layup, but was whistled for a walk by the referee. Both Spurs Popovich and Duncan saw it. They had also seen Sun Zhuo's Euro-step performance too many times. This one just now The European step layup was exactly the same as before. I had never been whistled for a walk before, but I was whistled for it today.
Sun must be very unhappy, Popovich said secretly.
Generally speaking, when a player encounters an unfair call, he must complain to the referee several times. The more you say nothing, the more the referee will continue to call like this. This is why even Popovich has such status and character. Coaches will always yell at the referees from the sidelines because they want to put pressure on the referees.
Everyone thought that with Sun Zhuo's personality, he would not tolerate this unfair punishment. However, to everyone's surprise, Sun Zhuo did not get angry or complain at all, but calmly walked towards Crawford and said: The call was accurate, I will pay attention to it.”
Tim Duncan was stunned on the spot. Is this still Sun Zhuo? You feel wronged but remain silent? Are you afraid of the bald referee or do you really feel that you have made a mistake?
Duncan walked towards the front court and said to Sun Zhuo with a smile: The bald referee was angry at my words, but he took it out on you, haha.
Crawford happened to see Duncan's cheerful expression. Although he didn't hear clearly what Duncan was saying, from the look in Sun Zhuo's eyes, Crawford probably guessed that Duncan's smile had something to do with him.
Then, Howard also received a defensive foul. When he blocked the opponent's layup, he was indeed suspected of being a thug, but Howard didn't know it. He looked wronged. He wanted to complain to the referee, but when he thought about it, Despite Sun Zhuo's advice, he still raised his hands obediently to admit his mistake and let it go.
Ginobili noticed that the Magic team was different from the past. These guys on the Magic team are very honest today. Did they know that they were going to lose, so they didn't argue with the referees?
Ginobili thought the Magic had given up the game early. After all, in his opinion, the Magic were definitely no match for the Spurs.
Things are changing, Crawford is in a bad mood today, and it is definitely not just one team that is suffering. In fact, he has been staring at the Spurs, especially Duncan's actions.
Six minutes into the first quarter, Sun Zhuo made a quick layup. Duncan positioned himself in advance to cause an offensive foul on Sun Zhuo. Afterwards, Sun Zhuo knocked Duncan down, but the referee whistled for a blocking foul on Duncan.
Duncan refused to accept it and stood up without anyone pulling him. He complained to Crawford: It was obviously an offensive foul on him.
You're moving, Crawford said, pointing at Duncan.
Which foot is I moving? Duncan looked confused and was about to blurt out FVCK in the next sentence. Seeing this, Popovich immediately rotated Duncan off the game. However, just like in his previous life, when Duncan came off the court, Still complaining.
Sun Zhuo always paid attention to the expression of the bald Crawford. Not only did he peek, he also poked Howard, Look at the expression of the bald referee.
I saw Crawford looking at Duncan's back after leaving the game, with sharp eyes and a serious expression. Howard looked at it and smiled and said, It's like he's about to eat Tim Duncan, haha.
There's going to be a good show next, Dwight. In the next quarter, you often provoke Duncan and make some small moves. The referee will admit the foul after calling you a foul. If he doesn't call it, hehe, Tim Duncan will probably complain again. . Sun Zhuo knew that his plan was about to be realized.
Howard also thought this was a funny thing. Is it really possible for someone to be ejected just for laughing? Howard, a playful child, also wanted to see something happy.
In the second quarter, after Duncan came on the court again, Howard, just like Sun Zhuo said, often made some small moves in private to annoy Duncan. These moves were very hidden and difficult for referees to detect, but Duncan was also good-tempered compared to other players. Not one who gets angry easily.
But during a Magic attack, Howard obviously pushed Duncan away, then caught the ball and dunked directly to score, but the referee did not call Howard a foul.
Duncan couldn't help complaining to Crawford again: He pushed someone, he committed a foul, didn't you see it? You didn't even whistle for such an obvious foul?
Not to mention Duncan, even Popovich was angry. He stepped forward to argue with the referee. The referee first gave Popovich a technical foul. The assistant coach quickly pulled Popovich back, and other players on the court also He held Duncan back so that Duncan didn't get a technical foul.
Soon, Duncan also took another break.
Seeing Duncan sitting on the bench and seeing Crawford looking like he was about to explode at any moment, Sun Zhuo knew that a good show was about to take the stage.
Sun Zhuo found Howard and whispered: Now we only need to make Duncan laugh wildly on the bench, so that he can receive a technical foul and be expelled. Maybe you will think this is too crazy. Why is he on the bench? Will he get a foul? As long as you do something with me that makes him laugh, I guarantee that the next step will be a moment of miracles.
Howard also felt that this game was getting more and more fun, and he was full of strength and didn't feel tired at all. Howard smiled and said: Okay, no problem, maybe I can't dunk over Tim Duncan's head, but let him If you laugh, it should be okay.”
Howard thought he was funny, so he did some things that he thought were funny, but in fact, they didn't cause any reaction from Duncan.
Oh, I really can't lead you. Sun Zhuo couldn't help but feel depressed. If you were asked to play basketball seriously, you wouldn't be able to play. If you were so bad at playing happy basketball, it wouldn't be justified.
Unfortunately, Sun Zhuo had to do it himself to make Duncan laugh. After all, Sun Zhuo and Duncan had fought more times and had a closer relationship with each other. Whatever Sun Zhuo did would be more likely to attract Duncan's attention.
The Spurs attacked, and Ginobili made a snake-like breakthrough. Due to a body collision, the layup was already unstable. Ginobili finally made a layup and threw the ball away.
Sun Zhuo jumped up and grabbed the basketball with one hand.
The referee blew the whistle, indicating that the ball was a ball interference violation and counted as a Spurs score.
What? Sun Zhuo did this on purpose, but pretended to be confused and looked at the referee innocently.
Seeing Sun Zhuo giving the Spurs two points for no reason and looking confused on his face, Duncan couldn't help laughing on the bench.
Sun Zhuo and Crawford originally looked at each other, then seemed to be attracted by some sound, and turned to look at the Spurs dugout. Crawford also followed Sun Zhuo to look at the Spurs dugout, and happened to see Duncan's gloating expression. .
Crawford was furious. Without saying a word, he stepped forward and gave him a technical foul!
What? Now it was Duncan's turn to look confused.
When Howard saw it, he said Wow in surprise. Someone actually got a technical foul just for laughing on the bench!
When Howard looked at Sun Zhuo again, he was full of admiration and worship. He decided to buy some lottery futures or something with Sun Zhuo.
There has been a technical foul, and with another technical foul, Duncan should leave the game.
Sun Zhuo also looked at Howard and said with some disappointment: Dwight, you are really not suitable to be my teammate. It doesn't matter if you don't play well in the game, but you can't show off and play happy basketball with me. This It disappoints me very much. What I need is teammates who can play happy basketball with me. You can't even make Tim Duncan laugh.
After hearing this, Howard felt ashamed. What he has always pursued is to play happy basketball. This is his ideal and what he is best at. However, Sun Zhuo teased him for being useless in this regard. If Sun Zhuo said that Howard was incapable of defeating him, he would not win. Duncan and Howard might run away and remain silent, but when Sun Zhuo said he had no entertainment ability, Howard disagreed and firmly disagreed.
Boss, if you give me another chance, I will definitely make Duncan laugh. I... am definitely your most suitable partner. I was born to play happy basketball! Howard said seriously.
Seeing Howard so excited, Sun Zhuo was also very happy. At least Howard's fighting spirit and emotions were finally mobilized. Sun Zhuo said: Okay, once again, Duncan will be expelled. This time, you do as I say. Hit Crawford's bald head with the ball...
At the end of the sentence, Sun Zhuo's voice was so soft that only Howard could hear it. After hearing this, Howard showed two rows of big white teeth. Is he really going to do such a cruel thing? I like it, haha.
Just one minute later, when Howard was saving the ball, he aimed at referee Crawford's bald head and hit it with great accuracy.
boom!
Oh! Crawford screamed instantly and covered his head.
Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha……
In the Spurs dugout, Duncan laughed so much that he slapped his legs. He couldn't restrain his gloating mood at all. Not to mention that he saw this scene with his own eyes, even if he just heard other people say it, he could laugh for a while. His bald head was hit by a basketball. This was too much. Funny.
Crawford was in a bad mood, and he was hit on the head with a basketball. Naturally, he was furious, and he must have been jealous of Howard who hit him, but he heard the voice of Duncan on the bench, this gloating laughter, which was better than Howard, who accidentally smashed himself, is even more hateful!
Are you okay? I'm sorry, I didn't mean it. Howard quickly stepped forward and apologized.
Crawford pushed Howard directly away and ignored the culprit. Instead, he walked to the Spurs dugout, gave Duncan another technical foul, and ejected him directly!
What? Duncan was confused for the second time. Shouldn't Howard be punished? He is the one who hit you, what does it have to do with me?
The Spurs dugout was completely stunned, and Popovich didn’t know what was going on. My Duncan was sitting on the bench without saying a word. Did I provoke you? Got ejected just for laughing?
hahahahahahahahahaha……
The whole Magic team was laughing like crazy.
Especially Howard, after seeing Duncan really ejected, Howard leaned on the support of the basketball stand and laughed wildly.
I was the one who hit the referee, but Duncan was ejected! Hahahahaha...
This is the funniest thing that has ever happened to him. He likes to play happy basketball, and Sun Zhuo gave him an extremely happy basketball game!
When Sun Zhuo saw this scene, he couldn't help but snickered for a while, especially when he saw Duncan's innocent expression, which made him laugh even more. However, hearing Howard's uncontrollable laughter, Sun Zhuo still came over and said to Howard He reminded: You'd better restrain yourself, otherwise Crawford will have to expel you when he turns around and sees you smiling.
Boss, I really can't help it. Howard laughed so hard that tears came out. In order to prevent the referee from blowing him, he jumped directly towards the photographer in front, hugged the male photographer and laughed.
This guy... Sun Zhuo was also amused by Howard. He was really a big boy who didn't grow up.
At this time, Sun Zhuo suddenly had another idea.
Since we had so much fun playing today, why not let this joy continue? How about... trying to expel another Spurs player?
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