Super Zoo

Among the three people who were burned, Big Beard was the most seriously injured. However, the fire was ignited from the hem of his robe, and Su Ming extinguished it when it reached his buttocks. Therefore, Big Beard and Zhao Yun's hair were fine, except for Su Ming was unlucky. The round-neck T-shirt he was wearing was worn. In the blink of an eye, most of his eyebrows and hair were burned off. His hairstyle was unattractive, so he had to make the mistake and shave his head.

The stewardess was very good at her skills and quickly shaved off half of his hair. She actually took out a small eyebrow trimmer and shaved Su Ming's eyebrows with a smile. About one-third of Su Ming's left eyebrow was also burned off. It was either shaved into the long, ghostly "broad bean eyebrows" like Japanese women's, or shaved completely. Su Ming chose to shave his head. It was hot in Iraq and he had no hair on his body, so it was actually cooler.

Seeing the sharp eyebrow trimming knife, Su Ming rolled his eyes speechlessly. The security check on this plane must have been a failure. First it was the flammable thing with the big beard, and now it's the stewardess' knife. Any dangerous object can be thrown at her. Take it with you on the plane. No wonder planes flying to Arabia often encounter hijackers who throw bombs.

"Sir, your reaction was so quick just now!" The flight attendant said with admiration while shaving Su Ming's eyebrows: "You took off all your clothes the moment it caught fire. Except for the hair, there was almost no injury on the skin. It looked like It seems that he has received professional training.”

The stewardess was quite grateful to Su Ming. If Su Ming hadn't come forward just now, there would definitely have been a huge accident on the plane today. Although the current accident is not a small one, fortunately not many passengers were injured and the situation is under control.

Su Ming chuckled and was embarrassed to answer. She had just taken off her clothes to put out the fire, and the stewardess was right in front of her. She could see everything about her body clearly. She was looking at her strangely now.

"*\u0026\u0026#...!" The bearded man suddenly shouted again, looking excited.

"What on earth is this person doing? He wasn't burned by fire, why is he still so energetic?" Su Ming asked Zhao Yun with a straight face, not daring to move the skin on his face for fear of being disfigured by the knife in the stewardess's hand.

Zhao Yun translated and said: "He seemed to be able to understand Chinese, and said that you are not quick to react, but are the messenger of the God of Fire, so you are not afraid of fire..."

When the bearded man saw someone translating, he had a holy expression on his face and made wild gestures with his hands, explaining something to Su Ming in excitement.

"He said that the Zoroastrian sacred text 'Avesta' mentioned that when the world progresses to nine thousand years, the demons created by the evil Ahriman will run rampant in the world until the apostle of the fire god Chasian in the Holy Casa Yahudi wakes up after three thousand years of slumber, with a divine body that cannot be burned by fire, letting the flames falling from the sky burn throughout the world. The souls of good people pass through the sea of ​​fire as lightly as walking in lukewarm milk, and the souls of evil people pass through the sea of ​​fire. They will feel unforgettable pain, but their sins will be completely burned in the fire, and finally the evil spirits and evil creations created by Ahriman will be destroyed..."

The bearded man was talking nonsense, and the stewardess and Su Ming just listened to it as a story. Anyway, the religious legends are all the same. There must be a good god and a bad god of similar strength. The bad god wants to destroy the world, and the good god protects the world. Usually the bad gods are slightly weaker than the good gods, but they are very cunning and insidious. When the good gods are not paying attention, they come up with a big conspiracy. Then the good gods create many subordinates who are only slightly weaker than him, such as archangels, ten The Erjinxian and the Eight Heavenly Dragons fought on his behalf against the bad gods...

"Oh oh oh, I understand!" Nangong Huang interrupted at the side, pointed at Su Ming with a smile and said: "Brother-in-law, you are the apostle of the God of Fire, Shaxi'an, that he mentioned!"

"That's what he meant." Zhao Yun said with a smile.

The stewardess was also smiling with her lips pursed. None of them took the bearded man's words seriously. A religious fanatic could say anything.

Su Ming's head was filled with depression: "Damn it, I've become the spokesperson of Mazda! Why don't you give me the endorsement of Mercedes-Benz and Audi? Mazda... the more it becomes more low-end, it's not as good as a Jeep."

"I'll be satisfied," Zhao Yun said with a smile, "It's a good thing I didn't let you be the spokesperson of the circus."

Su Ming was just in the aisle of the cabin, his body was on fire and he was jumping up and down. His movements were extremely agile. In the blink of an eye, he took off all his clothes that were on fire. To put it nicely, it looked like he had received professional training. In the eyes of ordinary people, It seems that it is just a juggling act. That is to say, Big Beard had the preconception that Su Ming was a fire that could not be burned.

During the rest of the voyage, the bearded man was handcuffed for treatment. He kept shouting about legends about fire gods, messengers, and demons. He struggled several times to kiss Su Ming's toes. Ming thought it was quite interesting at first, but after a while, he also got annoyed.

It's like going to a mental hospital. Chatting with a mental patient. The first few sentences feel quite novel and fun, but if normal people and mental patients are locked up together and listen to his ramblings all the time, no one can stand it.

The bearded man's name is Basel, which means 'brave man' in the local language.

"Brave? Mad, self-immolation is brave? You might as well be called a reckless person." Even Nangong Huang, a half-year-old child, knows this truth.

Su Ming had a headache when Basel said it, and frowned: "Uncle Zhao, then ask him, what about Agassi...Asia? Oh oh oh, it's Shasia. Hasn't that guy been sleeping at the bottom of the lake for thousands of years? I am a person from the East, and I am not yet twenty-five years old. How can I explain this!"

After Zhao Yun translated, the bearded man babbled quickly. Zhao Yun said with a helpless smile: "He said that the Holy Lake Kasaya is the back garden of Mazda's palace in the sky. The palace is floating in the sky. The lake of Kasaya is The position is not fixed, and the apostles can only truly become saints and return to their palace in heaven after awakening the power of ice springs and flames and completely destroying the devils. Therefore, the apostles walking in the world must not destroy all the devils before. , will not know his true identity.”

"The power of ice spring...fire...why doesn't he talk about the Song of Ice and Fire?"

Su Ming realized that he had made a big mistake. Can he reason with a psychopath?

He didn't know anything about ice spring flames, but he had tried it. According to what he said, Dongguan was full of fire gods back then, and the government wiped out thousands of fire gods in one year.

Well, to put it this way, party members are more powerful! I really followed the wrong boss!

After that, the flight was uneventful, and the plane finally arrived over Baghdad.

Looking from the window thousands of meters above the ground, this exotic ancient city is full of ruins and bombed-out buildings everywhere, and it is very desolate.

The plane landed at Baghdad International Airport. As soon as the cabin opened, two heavily armed airport soldiers walked into the plane with guns in hand and escorted Basel off the plane on a stretcher.

"@@!" Basel turned around and yelled at Su Ming before leaving the cabin door.

"No need to translate, I know, call me apostle." Su Ming said speechlessly.