Sword and Magic and Taxi

Tyrion, how are you doing?

Tyrion's hair stood on end, and he felt like he was stuck to the mountain wall like a piece of dough, but he still seemed to be unable to rely on him. One hand stretched out from outside the cliff and pressed heavily on the edge of the cell, and then a second hand. Maude! Maude! Help! Come and save me! I was wrong, you are the best! Come and save me!

Then, with a strong push of the two hands, Zhao Mai's head appeared, and then his entire upper body. He adjusted his posture, turned over and climbed up from the outside. Tyrion opened his mouth and rubbed his eyes vigorously. He was afraid that what he saw was an illusion.

Hello, we meet again. It's quite troublesome to climb up here. Zhao Mai adjusted his clothes, walked next to Tyrion, and waved his hand in front of his eyes: Don't be in a daze, it's me, Mike.

I...you... Tyrion pinched himself, and then he really came back to his senses: How did you get up, crawl?

Of course. You haven't seen me conjure my wings and fly up, right?

Take me out of here! Tyrion said: The Lannister family must pay its debts, and I will definitely repay you.

I came here for other things. Zhao Mai took out a book from his arms with dozens of bookmarks inside. He opened the book on his knees and followed the bookmark to the first place: Tyrion, what is the Annals of Witnuar?

I don't know, I'm not your maester. Tyrion regretted it as soon as he said it.

This is difficult. People in the Eagle's Nest City can't understand the books in the Eagle's Nest City. Who should I ask? Zhao Mai shook his head and turned to the next page. Then do you know what the words red moon and blue sea intersect refer to?

Are you here to torture me too? Tyrion retreated to the wall and sat down, scratching his hair, and then said: One Maud is enough, but at least I can get a little after closing the door. Purity. Now, I don’t know whether you are a human or a ghost, but I am certain that I will never have peace in the future.

Poor dwarf, what I did was indeed a bit unnatural. Oh, you may not know what authentic means. That's our word there, which means inhumane. Zhao Mai thought for a while and said: Because of some kind of The reason is, I can’t save you, you can try to make other demands.”

I have no other requirements, Tyrion said. The simpler and clearer the thing, the more impossible it is to do it. This is a torture in itself.

Don't be angry, let's eat something first. Zhao Mai took out a cherry from his arms and handed it over.

A cherry? Tyrion cried and laughed tremblingly: Am I really crazy?

You're crazy anyway, why not just eat some. Zhao Mai knew that Tyrion's nerves would not be so fragile, so he kept waiting for him with the cherry in his hand.

They say a madman only has happiness in his head, but I'm still full of pain, so I'm definitely not crazy. Tyrion finally reached out, picked up the cherry, smelled it, chewed it, and spit out the core with a slurp. . Why do I feel like I'm full? Oh my god! When will I wake up from this nightmare!

After you eat the berries of the Magic Berry Technique, your body will slowly recover. But it doesn't matter. You can think of it as a nightmare anyway, or think of me as a ghost disguised as Mike. Now can you answer my previous questions? What? Just think of it as passing the boring time of dreaming.

Go away! Tyrion waved his hand vigorously, Go! Go! Find someone else and don't appear in my dream!

This is really difficult to handle. Should we hypnotize him again? Bachelor Ke Meng is hypnotized as long as he is hypnotized. He is just a bachelor doctor, and his hypnosis does not affect his duties as a doctor. But will hypnotizing Tyrion affect his thinking ability? If he couldn't think of a way to escape, wouldn't that drastically change the course of the world? Although the will of the world or the inertia of history is still there, Zhao Mai does not dare to touch such dangerous things. He seemed to be able to see a warning sign hanging around Tyrion's neck, which read One million volts of high voltage transmission, please stay away.

Traveling through time does not mean freedom, so what does it feel like to be detached? Zhao Mai became very curious. There is another mountain after one mountain, and you can't see the panoramic view until you reach the top. This seems to be a kind of obsessive-compulsive disorder, urging him to keep climbing. But until his compulsion is satisfied, he still has to be careful.

Well, since you don't want to say it, I won't force you. Zhao Mai said, I'll come back to you tomorrow.

Then, Zhao Mai put the book back into his backpack, came to the edge of the cell, grabbed the stone wall and moved downward. The force of nature flowed through his body, and his form changed. In just a blink of an eye, he turned into a spider, with eight claws firmly clinging to the mountain wall, and soon disappeared into the shrouded clouds.

The wind blew Tyrion's clothes, bringing chilling whistling waves. He didn't dare to check the cliff at the edge of the cell, for fear that he would get dizzy and fall.

I am indeed going crazy, so I must find a way to get out of here before then. Tyrion knocked on his head hard, Find a way out, don't always create phantoms! He didn't dare wait for others to save him. He didn't know if his father had received the message or what he would do.

No, he must have received the news. Among the people at the Bend Knee Inn, there must be someone who likes gold, so he will definitely report the news to the Lannister family and ask for a reward. But what would his father do? He had never been the popular one in the family.

Maybe he is leading his troops towards Mingyue Valley, maybe he won't. Tyrion can only be sure of one thing, and that is that his brother Jaime Lannister will definitely come to save him, either alone or with an army. But the Moon Mountains are easy to defend but difficult to attack, and behind the army is Riverrun and the direwolf Stark from the North.

Damn it, they sure couldn't get there before they went crazy. So, can you always rely on yourself in this world? Tyrion felt angry for himself: You fool, you know that you are just a dwarf, but you don't bring a brave swordsman by your side! A rude old man and a gullible woman put your self-proclaimed smart head in jail!

Now was not the time to complain about his head, Tyrion knew it was all he had now. There was no need to think about fighting Maud, and he didn't believe that damn Mike could really climb a 600-foot cliff to save him. However, Maud is just a cruel half-idiot. If he can't deal with him, he deserves to die here!

Tyrion stood up, trying not to notice the sloping ground beneath his feet that gently dragged him toward the edge of the cliff. He knocked on the door with a fist. Maud! he shouted, janitor! Maud, I want to talk to you!