Sword and Magic and Taxi

Things have to start in the early morning. After Zhao Mai left, Tyrion thought seriously about a way to escape, and finally came up with one. He told Maud that if he wanted money, bring a message to Lady Lysa for him. This sentence is so simple that even the stupid Maud can remember it correctly. I plead guilty, Tyrion said. He wanted to understand one thing: the evidence in Caitlin's hands was not enough to convict him, and she was unwilling to release him. Due to the stalemate, she kept him locked up like this. The Lannister flag has become his only talisman. If Caitlin kills him without reason, she will definitely have to worry about the impact it will have on the Lannister family, so Tyrion's testimony is what she needs most. s things.

As long as the person needs something, use it. Sure enough, after being stunned by the gold, Maude went to spread this sentence. After a while, the captain of the guard, Vardis Yi, and the sergeant came to the sky prison, dragged Tyrion and threw him in front of Lady Lysa.

Also present was Robin Arryn, the six-year-old ruler of the Vale. Catelyn Stark stood not far behind her sister. She doesn't have a seat? Tyrion observed this and wondered why and whether it could be exploited.

The nobles of the valley were also present, which can be used as circumstantial evidence of this incident. In addition to them, there are also some people who are visiting the Eagle's Nest City, including clowns who perform shows, bands, and farmers who come to visit from the foot of the mountain.

Several people who came with him were also among them. Ser Rodrik was still injured and his face was pale. He could only sit in a wheelchair. Two servants pushed him and listened. Well, the master doesn't have a seat, but the servant does have a wheeled one, which is interesting and interesting. Next to Jazz, the troubadour Marion held a small harp and played some familiar music.

After listening for a moment, Tyrion finally remembered that this was a parody of the music Mac played that time! He started looking for Mike, but found nothing. Could it be that he has left and what I saw before was really a dream? If he's not there, then who else is?

At this time, he saw Bronn and Saffir, the two mercenaries had not left. Safire was still holding his long sword and standing next to the nobles, with piercing eyes. Bronn found a pillar at the back of the hall and lay lazily on it, his head resting on his arms. The wandering warrior did not sleep. Instead, he stared at Tyrion with his dark eyes, his hand resting gently on the hilt of his sword. Tyrion looked at him meaningfully, thinking...

The place was brightly illuminated by the light of fifty torches, leaving no room for shadows to hide, which was good. Caitlin Stark was the first to speak: I heard that you intend to make a public confession.

Yes, ma'am, Tyrion answered.

The Sky Prison can make anyone surrender. Lysa Arryn smiled at her sister, but the smile in her eyes was cold. Then she stopped smiling and said to Tyrion: Plea now, before the lords of the Vale of Arryn.

Tyrion took a breath. The time had come to make a desperate move. He glanced back at Bronn, then glanced at the others. Mike was still not there, but there was no point in hesitating anymore. I plead guilty, I admit that I am a little scoundrel. Knights and knights of the Vale of Arryn, I am ashamed in front of you. I have committed countless sins. I ate, drank, gambled, and paid to sleep with women. I have plenty of money. , so I have slept with countless women, sometimes with several at a time. I don’t like my father, and I cursed him to die. This is an unfilial sin. I hate my sister, our beautiful and gentle Queen. , I also curse her.”

He paused and then said: I lie, I bully and tease my servants. However, I never deduct their wages, and the rewards are generous, but I often make inappropriate jokes with them. I and They cheat when they gamble. I'm already rich and shouldn't be making these petty profits, but as you can see, I'm a dwarf and can only earn back some pitiful self-confidence in this area. Also, When I was six years old...

Shut up! Lysa Arryn's pale face now turned red: Dwarf, what are you doing?

Confess, my lady.

Catelyn Stark took a step forward at this time: You are accused of sending someone to assassinate my son Bran who is lying in bed! My sister Lysa Arryn accused you of plotting to kill the king's former prime minister, Jon El. Mr. Lin.

I'm afraid I can't recognize these two. I don't know anything about killing. The only people I have killed are the bandits in the Mingyue Mountains. I remember that I killed three of them that time and saved the lives of many people, including you.

Caitlin choked, and her sister stood up, but still held the hand of her son, Robin Arryn. Don't try to make fun of me, little devil, you have made enough trouble! Now go back to the sky prison. Ser Vardis, find him a more sloping and narrower cell!

Is there any justice in the Vale of Arryn?! Tyrion roared loudly. This was the opportunity he was looking forward to and he couldn't let it go. Is the honor of the Vale of Arryn all bullshit? You accused me and I denied it, so you threw me into the sky prison to starve and freeze! My lords, look at the scars on my face, they were drawn with sticks. There are countless more in me! Where has the king's justice gone? Did honor as high as Jon disappear with the death of Jon Arryn? Lord Robin, what did you inherit?

Mom, I don't like him, I want to see him fly! Robin stretched out his slender finger and poked Tyrion hard: I have never seen a dwarf fly, nor have I seen a little devil fly! I want to look!

There was a sound of gasping in the hall. But Lysa was still comforting Robin and said to him softly: Okay kid, he will fly away in a moment.

Tyrion cannot let him directly issue an order for execution. He wants to fight for the only chance: You accuse me of guilt. Well, I demand a fair trial and give me a chance to defend myself. Show evidence and be reasonable! Let the gods in heaven Let the people on earth decide the authenticity of what I say. I am a Lannister, the queen’s brother, and the son of the Warden of the West. Even if I am a dwarf, I am also a dwarf of noble birth!”

In front of all the subordinate nobles in the Arryn Valley, Lysa Arryn knew that she could not refuse this request, otherwise she would lose the trust and support of all the nobles, which would be a disaster for her and good Robin. You want to judge, I will judge you. According to the king's law, we will hold a trial! Now you can speak, tell everyone. In the end, it will be judged by Robin Ayre, Lord of the East, Lord of Arryn Vale, and Lord of the Eyrie. Now you can speak. Lin pronounces sentence in the name of the king.

She knew her son would definitely say let him fly, so a proud smile appeared on her face. If you are guilty, you will fly out of the Moon Gate.

My dear lady, I don't need to bother Lord Robin about this matter. Tyrion suddenly became polite and said: The gods in the sky will prove my innocence, and I am willing to let them judge, not in the hands of human beings. I demand trial by combat, a matter of life and death.”

The hall immediately filled with laughter. Trial by combat is actually a battle of life and death using force, and is the evolution of knightly duel. But who can beat Tyrion with his size? Even if he killed three mountain people, who among the knights present had not killed thirty or three hundred mountain bandits during the bandit suppression?

Everyone begged Lady Lysa, hoping to become her acting knight and fight against this disabled and ugly dwarf to defend justice and honor. The scene was hot and chaotic, like a brothel in a carnival.

I agree to your request. If you lose, you will die and fly out. Lysa said.

Tyrion did not panic, nodded in agreement, and then said: I also ask for the same thing as you, to find myself an acting knight. As far as I know, my brother Jaime will be happy to fight for me.

The knights of the Vale of Arryn were like swallowing a fly. Jaime Lannister is one of the most powerful swordsmen in the Seven Kingdoms, and now serves as the king's bodyguard. According to the actual words of Barristan, the current King's Chief of Guards and recognized throughout the country for his integrity and superb swordsmanship, Jaime's swordsmanship is unmatched by anyone.

I'm afraid your brother is thousands of miles away from here! Lysa Erin scolded.

Send a bird for him and I will be happy to wait for him.

This matter cannot be delayed any longer. You will duel with Sir Vardis now.

Looks like I'll have to limp and bruise against the best knight in the Vale. Hey, Singing Marion, don't forget to add a paragraph to your adventure story about how Lady Arryn stopped The little dwarf is looking for an agent knight.

What's wrong with me?! Lysa Arryn said sharply, obviously furious. Little devil, if you can, why don't you choose an acting knight here? If you think someone is willing to die for you.

To be honest, the people I'm looking for are here to kill for me, not to be killed. Tyrion scanned the hall and waited quietly. After a long time, there was finally a commotion at the back of the hall.

Let me help the dwarf come on. Bronn raised his hand. Just as Tyrion expected.

Then, the competition began. Bronn jumped here and there, deftly avoiding the attack of the knight wearing full body armor. The pillars, furniture and even the onlookers in the hall were all his helpers. Amid boos from the crowd, Bronn took advantage of Ser Vardis's inability to turn around and made a gash on the back of his knee. After that, while the other party was kneeling, he stabbed him to death from behind and threw his body down the moon gate.

Flying? No?! Robin Irene couldn't hide her disappointment: What I want to see is the little devil flying!

Okay child, okay my baby. While Lysa was comforting her, she saw her child clenching her teeth and eyes starting to roll up. Ke Meng! Come on! She took the potion from the servant's hand, but she couldn't give it to the child. Usually this is done by the bachelor. He is always familiar with the task, but she is not.

It's time to give him some medicine before the fight, he's been tired for too long. Lysa blamed herself a little, but soon began to blame Maester Colmont. Robin will fall asleep after taking the medicine, so he can't watch the competition or flying. His insistence not to take it reflects the style of a ruler! It's all his fault that the maester is AWOL!

Robin suddenly straightened up and shouted: I want him to fly! Then he was completely dizzy, and it was at this time that Zhao Mai walked into the hall.