Sword and Magic and Taxi

What happened? Was Miss Dogian being harassed? Tolkien and Rogen squeezed through the crowd and came over. They consciously protected Zhao Mai behind them. Logan waved to the onlookers and shouted to drive them away: What are you doing around here, get out!

Nothing, just a small conflict. It's not worth talking about teaching the little gangster a lesson. Have you bought the tickets?

On the afternoon ferry, I didn't buy a cabin, just a deck seat. It passed in just a few hours. Tolkien pointed at Hodor: He's a big guy, and it's too uncomfortable in the cabin. Why don't we all enjoy some fresh air on the deck together? .”

Hodor. Even though he wore a body-changing belt, Hodor was still two meters tall and was still a giant in everyone's eyes. There was no clothes he could wear on the dock, so he had to find a tailor to make him one as quickly as possible.

The same tailor also wants to make a suit of clothes for Dojian. Women in this era can only wear skirts. Although the wide skirts of a few decades ago are no longer popular, and the war has made women's clothing more comfortable and practical, making pants for women is still incomprehensible. I think the clothes Miss Dogian wore before were not in line with her identity. She went out on the street in pajamas and might be considered... to be in that line of work. Tolkien said very tactfully: I know you care about it. She, but Mike, she’s just your maid, isn’t she?”

I understand that the aesthetic point of view still needs many years to develop, but why can't it be customized? It's not like I won't give him money. Zhao Mai was almost considered crazy by the tailor. If it weren't for the sake of pounds and francs, he would Will definitely be kicked out.

Let me go and talk about it. Tolkien led everyone to the tailor shop and described Dogian as his distant cousin from Egypt. She is used to riding horses astride like men (women ride sideways), so she needs special pants. .

Logan leaned outside the door and smoked a cigar, and said to Zhao Mai: I discovered that you, like me, are not from this world at all. I am an antique from the last century, what about you? I suddenly have a passion for the East. The world is very interested, maybe I can go and see it sometime.”

You're welcome to go there, but now may not be a good time to travel. Alas, it's a pity that I can't go back. Zhao Mai took a breath and blew away the shrouded smoke: I may have to stay in Europe for a while. If I have time, I might go to America, but I can’t go back. I have to find a way to pass the time... The magic school is a good match.

I didn't expect you to be so unfree. And you're right, it's quite a headache how to pass the time. Logan took a heavy drag on the cigarette and said with the smoke: Just like me, I can't die no matter what, even No need to eat, drink or poop. I have to find something to do.

So you keep fighting?

War is the eternal theme of mankind, right? Will I always have something to do? Logan chuckled twice and said: I think one day, there will be a weapon that can kill me, so war It’s the only thing that can still surprise me! Only here can I feel the threat of death and feel alive!”

You are abnormal, both physically and mentally, and I don't just mean your immortality and self-healing. Zhao Mai said to Logan: I can feel the influence of the power of nature on living things, but in you In addition to the self-healing ability, what the natural force leaves behind is anger, just like a curse. Your vitality is quite unnatural, so nature is subtly urging you to embark on the path of self-destruction. I have tried, but I can't Transforming into your state, I can't even simulate transformation. The natural force prohibits me from doing that. This is why I can be convinced: you will want to fight all the time. That is not actually a request of your mind, but of your body. Nature has cursed you to do so.”

You are right, this is a curse. Logan nodded: If I can see nature one day, I will kill her!

Ha! You may have one day, especially since you live so long. Zhao Mai nodded.

While the two were talking and waiting, trouble came to the door. The ronin whose nose was broken was entangled with his partners. A group of Japanese wearing British Naval Academy uniforms gathered around Zhao Mai at the door of the clothing store.

Logan, look. Zhao Mai said: This is the character of the Japanese. They do not admit defeat, only admit death in battle.

My hands just happen to be itchy. I'm going to beat them up!

No need, let them clamor over there. Zhao Mai pulled Logan. Let me show you a good show, what is subtle hypnosis?

Zhao Mai put a hand on his temple and used psychic powers to influence the thinking of the group of people, causing them to become more and more excited. However, at the same time, he adhered to the Bushido and would not attack until the other party accepted the challenge. As the volume continued to increase, English vocabulary could no longer meet their oral needs, and large sections of Japanese spewed out.

The onlookers who did not know the truth gave the abusers psychological satisfaction, sending them to the clouds bit by bit, but they always lacked the point of explosion. Zhao Mai was leaning at the door, while Logan and Tolkien frowned at all this, not knowing how to end it. They knew that Zhao Mai could turn the necks of these people in a full circle out of thin air with just a snap of his fingers. But in front of so many witnesses, there was no way to explain the sudden twisting of the neck.

Perhaps feeling that the abuse was not effective enough, a Japanese man suddenly knelt down and opened his clothes to expose his chest. Just when everyone was confused, he stabbed it in with a knife, vertically and horizontally, showing his inner self to the broad daylight. Because of the pain, he was extremely excited, grabbed the blood in his stomach and threw it towards Zhao Mai.

Zhao Mai remained motionless, letting blood splash on his feet. Then, under the influence of his psychic powers, the people around him knelt down one by one, cut open his abdomen in excitement, and then threw blood at him. The onlookers never expected that such a scene would happen. Many of them had already vomited, while others hurriedly called a doctor in a humanitarian spirit.

The last man did not carry a sword. He took out his own gun and pointed it at his head. Everyone clearly watched him constantly adjust his position, as if calculating the parabola of blood splatter after shooting. Then a gunshot rang out and all the croaking noise stopped.

The protection of the soul must always come first, do you understand now? Zhao Mai said to Tolkien and Logan: You two always don't believe in this power. The power of the soul is like a gun and a You can definitely control your fists. There are high and low levels of marksmanship and boxing skills. You may not be as proficient as me, but there is nothing you can’t learn. It will be some time before we get to Oxford, so you should get started.

Rogan nodded vigorously, and so did Tolkien.

Japanese mass disembowelment appeared in the newspaper that day, occupying a corner of the third page. Because the pictures from the scene were so shocking, the report soon spread throughout Europe. Since Zhao Mai and others left the scene early, no one knew the cause of this incident. Finally, the owner of the clothing store came forward and said that the incident was caused by making riding trousers for a beautiful lady.

The Underwear and Cesarean Section incident initiated the first systematic study of Japanese culture in Europe.