Sword and Magic and Taxi

The Late King Joffrey Baratheon is an annoying guy. It can be said that apart from being able to wear the clothes of a king, he has no attributes that are conducive to ruling the country. How he died and who killed him had no impact on Zhao Mai. Tyrion Lannister is completely different.

He is very smart, and he is the kind of smart who can peel off cocoons and use means. Zhao Mai introduced to Duojian while driving: He studies politics and people's hearts. If you want to do math problems, he is definitely not as good as me.

You want him to join in? Dojian asked.

I'm not smart. I know this very well, so I have to find ways to improve it. Normally, I have food reserves and little flowers to help me look around, and I have you to help me. I'll leave the matter to you, you I can handle it very well, but I still need someone to help me guard against conspiracies and calculate people's hearts. In Athas, the strength of power is more important, and the existence of psychic powers weakens the power of conspiracies. Tyrion can do this in this regard Assist you.

If he has good abilities and is loyal to you, it would be good for me to come back to you as a maid. Dogian said: What I hope most is to be the chief templar. But you don't seem to need a guard. You His fighting ability has surpassed mine by a lot.

Witch King Karak is also very strong, but he also needs Templars. Besides, aren't you worried about stocking up on food and flowers?

That dog is very smart, but Xiaohua needs to be taken care of. Duojian held Xiaohua in his arms and gently rubbed her hair. You also like the feeling of being cared for, don't you?

Actually, I'm quite powerful, but you don't need me on a daily basis. Xiaohua smiled sweetly: It'll be good to have you take care of me. Woof!

Fortunately, I can take care of it! Zhao Mai looked at the navigation, began to lower the car, and changed it into a carriage shape on the ground, heading towards the west gate of Junlin City. This is the capital of Westeros, and its territorial power is no worse than that of the Great Wall. However, the power of the Great Wall of Despair focuses on defense and blocking, while the power here is used for domination.

Stannis's army jumped out of the Neck and captured the Twins by surprise. Walder Frey left behind all his children and grandchildren, and took refuge in King's Landing with some who were more clever and good at escaping. King's Landing seemed a little nervous as a result, but considering that Stannis had failed once before in King's Landing, it was far from causing panic. The west gate is still open, and there is an endless stream of carriages transporting food.

Everyone hurriedly avoided Zhao Mai's carriage. Under the influence of psychic powers, Zhao Mai's car gave people an eerie feeling. The four black horses pulling the cart imitated the image of the Nazgul mounts. The carriage behind was in Gothic style, with sharp edges and corners, like a knife or an axe. The entire car is made of fine steel and is also entirely black.

Zhao Mai's family emblem is outlined in purple, white and gold on the carriage. There is a white sacred tree of Vera in the purple soil, with golden fruits in the shape of springtail heads, which looks very dangerous. The most surprising thing is that the car came to the city gate very obediently and well-behaved with only four horses and no driver.

Zhao Mai opened the car window, tossed a gold coin, and his psychic powers released a good impression. He waved his hand gently: Come and help me.

I am willing to serve you, sir. The sentry who got the gold coin tested the quality of the gold coin with his teeth and replied hurriedly.

How about you take me to the prison? I want to meet Tyrion Lannister, also known as the Imp.

I will take you to the prison. The little devil is imprisoned in the dungeon of the Red Fort. Please go this way. The sentry dropped his work, jumped onto the car, and then took the initiative to sit in the driver's seat.

Relying on the gold coins created through material alchemy and the persuasive power brought by psychic powers, the car stopped steadily at the gate of the Red Castle. For Zhao Mai now, King's Landing is in name only. Even if this is the core of King's Landing, the king's residence, a huge castle built on a mountain that is easy to defend and difficult to attack, it is the same. It is said that the red city wall is dyed with the blood of the enemy, which Zhao Mai cannot find out. But beneath the king's castle, the dungeon is always filled with the darkness of conspiracy, that's for sure.

The journey was smooth, and Zhao Mai opened the dungeon door. Killer, I will bite off your nose and make you ugly forever; I will bite off your crotch and make you laugh forever in front of women! My movements are very fast, and I can finish these tasks before you even have time to lower your head. !”

What would you do if it was a female killer? Zhao Mai snapped his fingers, and a long-lost light appeared in the dungeon. Tyrion blocked the light with his hand and squinted his eyes hard, finally seeing clearly who was coming.

Mike? I thought it was the killer sent by my sister? Wait, you are not the killer sent by her, are you?

No. I have never met your sister. I heard she is beautiful?

Yes, very beautiful, a beautiful poisonous scorpion. It should be said that it is beautiful and stupid, the kind that many men like. Tyrion was wearing a tattered prison uniform, his hair was dirty and messy, and his face was The hands are all black. This large cell contained only a straw mat spread on dried excrement, a thin quilt, and a huge toilet that was enough to give the jailer the excuse of needing to empty it only once every half month.

Tell me you brought food. Tyrion came over and reached out to dig into Zhao Mai's pocket. Zhao Mai let him turn around, neither hiding nor avoiding. But he had nothing in his pockets.

As a former prime minister, your current situation is worrying. And the new scar on your face is really deep. I thought you couldn't become more ugly. But obviously, I underestimated your potential. Zhao Mai sat on the floor and took out a roast chicken with a flick of his wrist. The cooking methods of the Starks in the North.

Tyrion was not in the mood to savor it carefully, so he took it and started chewing it. After three big mouthfuls, he raised his head and said, Don't you happen to have a bar where you can soothe your throat?

No. I came directly from Winterfell. They didn't have any new wine, and I didn't stop on the way. If I'm late and you get beheaded by a click, that would be terrible. Zhao Mai said: Tyrion, I need you, come with me.

Surprising solicitation, Tyrion put down the roasted chicken and asked, What do you need from me?

I usually take care of things, mainly to prevent me from being plotted by others, and also to help me plot against others. However, plotting against others is relatively less work. As long as you can analyze who is harming me, I will just beat him to death. That's probably it. Zhao Mai looked at Tyrion and felt a little funny: You are already on death row, just come with me, do you still care about what kind of work you do?

I am small, so I am small-minded. Tyrion asked again: What reward do I get?

I really haven't thought about this. I guess apart from making you handsome, I can do almost everything else. I can teach you magic, or find someone to teach you magic, or give you a dragon. It's not that difficult. .”

Magic and dragons? It's hard to refuse. Tyrion said: I can work for you, but there is a condition: you must prove my innocence.

If you ask for trial by combat, I will be your acting knight. Zhao Mai said with a smile: Even if they release a dragon, I can still win.

It's her, not them. Tyrion stretched out his greasy hand: Deal.

make a deal.