Sword and Magic and Taxi

focus.

In Tyrion's mind, a black dot appeared on the white plain, then a second. They are suspended in the air, constantly jumping up and down, like the vagina of a woman in Dorne (the southern region of Westeros).

Sure enough, a black-haired Dornish woman appeared on the plain, her waist swaying and walking towards him, her two black spots still trembling. Tyrion opened his arms and was about to receive a warm and sweet hug, but he saw the Dornish woman turned into a blonde woman from the Westerland, with the face of his sister. Queen Cersei was naked, tearing open his skin with her sharp nails, pulling out his entrails, stuffing them into her mouth and eating them all.

Ahhhh! Tyrion suddenly shouted.

Failed again? I told you to concentrate. Drink some water. Zhao Mai closed a thick book with a red cover. It was full of the Witch King's most insidious and terrifying psychic skills, which were far from mentioning. Leon is accessible at the beginner level. He took everyone back to Tire City and waited for the deep water base to take shape before building the vibranium water diversion project. After running in the desert for a long time, I need to balance work and rest.

The dwarf sat up and shook his head in his hands. I know I have too many distracting thoughts and can think about many things at once, but I have never hated my ability as much as I do today. He picked up the water bag next to him, pulled out the stopper and smelled it, with an expression of disgust. Is it really water? What, are you so poor that you can't afford wine?

You have to take care of your body. Long-term drinking and indulgence will reduce your height and destroy your health. These physical problems will be reflected in your spiritual world. Maybe this is because you haven't learned yet. The reason for psychic powers.”

Give me wine and women, and I promise to teach you psychic powers.

It doesn't matter to me whether you can learn psychic powers or not. Zhao Mai felt that Tyrion had been slacking off recently, probably because he left his familiar hometown and came to this completely unfamiliar world. Maybe a sense of urgency would bring him back to normal. All I need is your flexible mind and keen observation, and this does not require you to have any magical abilities or even be alive. This book records how to use psychic powers to extract souls and create spiritual crystals. Technology. Although the success rate is a bit low, but...but there is not only one Westeros in this multiverse, nor is there only you and Tyrion.

I just want wine and women, and you want to replace me? I don't know who is more cruel, you or my father. The little devil took two sips of water, and then made an exaggerated retching expression. This tastes too bad!

That's pure water, what's so bad about drinking it? Zhao Mai shook his head and said: Tyrion, this is not the continent of Westeros, and no one will know the reputation of the Lannister family. Even in Weiss What about Turo, your brother had his sword-holding hand cut off? Most of the people here have psychic powers, and the environment in this world is particularly suitable for generating and practicing psychic powers. If you can't learn , then you will easily encounter danger.

Didn't you give me some kind of invisible armor?

Area Denier Armor, that's its name. Zhao Mai shook his head: That thing can prevent accidents, but it can't completely protect your safety. No matter how good the armor is, it's just armor. It won't stop you from drinking. Poisoned wine will not prevent you from being buried and suffocated to death. Even if you use psychic hypnosis, there are many ways to avoid causing the armor to react, not to mention that I can punch through that armor with one punch.

Tyrion took a swig of water and said, It seems that my good days are indeed over.

You have to get through the initial stage. Zhao Mai said to Tyrion: What happened when I just went on my first trip? Even the language had to be translated slowly with the help of a dictionary and started practicing from pronunciation. Don't Speaking of psychic powers, I can’t even start a fire to cook. Even though I’m more prosperous than you now, you just haven’t seen me when I’m unlucky. You weren’t sold into slavery or forced to jump into a volcano, right?”

Ah, that's true. If something like that happens, don't forget to ask me to take a look. Tyrion put down the water bag. Forget it, let's talk about something interesting. Have you noticed that the relationship between Dogian and Satiri suddenly became very good? Did the three of you spend the night together?

Yeah, do you want to learn some skills? Zhao Mai said with a smile: Actually, it's all small things, such as staying healthy, drinking more water, exercising more and learning psychic powers. It's all there. Mention Leon, do you know what the most beautiful woman in the world looks like?

Oh, I like this topic! Tyrion dragged the small stool and ran to sit opposite Zhao Mai.

When you practice your psychic powers to a high level, you can create her. Only your own heart knows what you like. Zhao Mai said with a smile: You can see it in the conception of psychic powers. Yes, they are all your inner needs, but you must not only understand the deep meaning under the surface, but also have a way to control your own heart. The power of wild powers is not small, but most users eventually become madmen, and in the end The good ones are also mentally disturbed and cognitively impaired. I don’t think you want your beauty standards to be affected in any way, right?”

Spare me, don't say that what you think in your heart is your real need! Is there anything more terrifying than seeing your sister's naked body in a psychic power?

Isn't your brother over with the horror? Zhao Mai teased.

Even people in other worlds know about their relationship? This is another kind of fame! Tyrion looked at Zhao Mai and finally asked: How can you be sure that you are real and not A character from someone else’s book?”

I'm not sure either. If possible, I will try to solve this mystery, but the greater possibility is that I will carry this question with me for the rest of my life. In fact, I am more worried than you, Zhao Mai said: At least your fate, He is already different from Tyrion Lannister in the books. You have different experiences, a different present and definitely a different future, so what else can you find fault with? Isn’t that what freedom is? I still I am not sure whether I am free or whether I am continuing to move forward along a certain trajectory drawn by my will.”

That's right. I still have a chance to meet the author of the book. You don't even know whether the author exists. Tyrion grinned and made a hee-hee sound. If you met the author, what would you ask for? ?”

Probably he was captured and kept in captivity. He was asked to keep writing books. If he disobeyed, he was killed. He took out his brain and soul and studied how he knew about me. After all, I have a domain and it is difficult for the outside world to detect him. Zhao Mai shrugged: What about you?

“I would throw my book in his face and laugh at him, celebrating freedom that way,” Tyrion said. “I had a feeling that the person who wrote about me was a fat guy with glasses.

I also have this feeling.