Sword and Magic and Taxi

According to various legends, there is always a green light emitting from the top of Hephaestus' head, and his three meals a day are basically the Forgiveness Meal. Whether they are gods or humans, they always like to discuss enthusiastically the story of Aphrodite having a relationship with someone behind Hephaestus' back. Everyone talks about having noses and eyes, as if they are seeing it with their own eyes. But if you ask about it carefully, you will always find that you heard it from someone.

Zhao Mai knew that the stories he read in books were often different from the real situation, but he never thought that Hephaestus would use his craftsmanship to make a substitute for his wife. What kind of thing was this? What a spirit! Although Hephaestus felt that his method was teasing those suitors, Zhao Mai always felt that this was inappropriate. If Aphrodite was loyal, then this method would be an insult to her; if Aphrodite was romantic, wouldn't it mean that there are plenty of opportunities for creations that even Hephaestus couldn't distinguish? Aphrodite could disguise herself as a puppet and even let the puppet accompany Hephaestus on her behalf. Didn't Vulcan say that he sometimes recognizes mistakes? There are too many problems here.

However, there is no complete evidence for this matter, so there is really no way to say... Zhao Mai smiled at Vulcan and said, Let's get down to business. How can you defeat the Death Star, the observer in the sky?

There's no way. I'm not the God of War. I can't even walk without a limp, let alone Feitian! There's no way I can defeat him. I'm just here to build a mirror to reflect back the weak light of the Death Star.

How? Is this light a magical curse?

Of course it's a magical curse. But don't forget, how was Medusa's petrified gaze blocked? I made Athena's shield. It's not too difficult to create a mirror that specifically reflects the curse. Heffy Stoss smiled confidently and said to Zhao Mai: The so-called Death Star is just made of metal, rock, soil and crystal. Of course I know what abilities and weaknesses it has. Moreover, the curse This kind of ability is not uncommon, I have seen it many times before, so don’t worry.”

Since you are so confident, it's a good thing. But what do you need me to do?

It's very simple, keep me safe while I'm working. Vulcan said: When I start to build things, I will concentrate on it and ignore the situation outside. Although Olympus is safe, there is no suitable place for it. For the forging environment, I still have to come to the earth. My enemies, the enemies of Olympus, and those greedy people who want all kinds of treasures may interfere with me and harm me, which requires you to take action. ”

Just a bodyguard? Zhao Mai pointed at the Parthenon and said, There are many guys in Olympus who can fight. Why are you looking for me?

Because at present, only you can pose the greatest threat to the observers. Hephaestus replied: The Death Star was once a transcendent, and no one knows what his specific abilities are. The only thing everyone knows The thing is, he has reached a settlement agreement with you, and it is a fairly fair agreement, and you are also the Lord of the Ring Alliance, which has shown your strength from the side. My current situation is that it is good to do it well. , as long as it can attract the attention of observers, it’s good even if it’s not done well.”

To be honest, I don't like this plan. My friends warned me to show my greatest strength, and being a bodyguard obviously cannot achieve that effect.

Haha, I fully understand your current feeling of being unable to exert your abilities. On Mount Olympus, I feel this way basically every day. Hephaestus took a few steps closer to Zhao Mai on crutches. , and then said: I have listened to some of your stories and I admire you very much. Let's put it this way. Even if I am killed, I will just lose my body and return to Olympus. Of course, I don't want to be killed. Killing will hurt, and it will also make me lose face. Other than this, you can do whatever you want, I am not your superior.

Zhao Mai nodded. The words Vulcan said were indeed very real, and he could also hear that Olympus had a equal cooperation relationship with him when doing things. Now that we are on the same page, we can start working. What kind of environment do you need to forge the anti-curse mirror?

A lovely active volcano is perfect as my forge. Vesuvius is the first choice, and it's not far from here. Vulcan said: I once had a temple there. My original intention was to It was closer to the workshop, but I didn’t expect that the temple would be burned down by my workshop in the end.”

Another volcano? Zhao Mai scratched his head. Okay, a volcano is a volcano. Can these golden girls of yours fly? I can't teleport so many heavy things at once.

Haha, as the best craftsman in Olympus, how come there is no transportation? Hephaestus threw his golden crutch in front of him, and it immediately began to grow in size, constantly turning out parts from the inside out. , combined into masts, sails and oars. Two minutes later, a golden ketch floated in the air and stopped quietly in front of everyone.

The girls of the Golden Zodiac jumped up one after another and found their own place very consciously. Please come aboard, Mike, and see how my airship is working?

Speaking of this, I remembered it. Zhao Mai said as he boarded the ship: Diana's stealth plane was built by you, right? It was not well sealed and leaked in the vacuum of the universe, which almost killed that He...he, what's going on?

Is there such a thing? It shouldn't be! The confusion in Hephaestus's eyes didn't seem to be fake. Okay, I'll remember this. If I have a chance, I'll check the stealth plane to see what's wrong.

Well, let's set sail. I saw a lot of policemen coming down the mountain, and a group of heavily armed soldiers. They probably came to arrest us after receiving a report. There is no need to conflict with these people, there is no point in it at all.

Hephaestus nodded, then reached out and patted the butt of the golden girl at the helm, giving the order to set sail. Mike, you haven't experienced the fun of dealing with mortals. Mortals will ask and pray to the gods when they encounter things they don't understand, and what we have to do is let them encounter more things they don't understand. If ten people come Individuals are not your believers. If you kill five of them, you can get the remaining five believers. This is also a good deal.

Believers obtained by killing people are not strong at all. And this kind of behavior can only be done by evil gods.

What if it's not death, but just illness and pain, Hephaestus said: What if it's just a small misfortune, such as the honeypot you're holding falling to the ground, or your foot sprained in a shallow pit? Destiny is unpredictable, but God is always there. Do you understand?