Talk About Bragging, How Do You Really Have The Qualifications Of The Great Emperor?
Chapter 89 Bedroom Lineage Scum, Ladybug Huang Yunchong (2800 Words)
Chapter 89: Bedroom Lineage Scum, Ladybug Huang Yunchong (2800 words)
Vermilion Bird City.
It is extremely far from the Three Purities Immortal Gate, even for cultivators at the Core Formation Stage who can fly on their swords. It would take at least several sleepless days of continuous travel to reach it.
However.
The Jade Flower Peak Formation Lineage of the Three Purities Immortal Gate has teleportation arrays that lead to thirty-six Grotto-Heavens, seventy-two blessed lands, and the major Immortal Dao main cities. As long as you pay the fee, you can use them.
Originally, the journey of several days could be completed in just over half an hour using these teleportation arrays, which is extremely convenient.
Of course.
Using the teleportation array to go to Vermilion Bird City is also quite expensive, which is quite a burden for most Core Formation Stage disciples of the Three Purities Immortal Gate.
As for Wang Xiu?
He doesn't even dare to think about using the private funds he had when he was at the Foundation Building Stage.
Therefore.
This is also Wang Xiu's first time going to Vermilion Bird City, and he is quite curious.
When he arrived at the Jade Flower Peak Formation Lineage, Wang Xiu wisely changed into a white robe and did not wear the attire of a true disciple of the Divination Lineage.
Although even so, he still attracted the attention of many senior and junior sisters with his handsome appearance, but at least it didn't attract too much hatred or cause the prices to skyrocket.
"Senior brother."
When it was time to buy tickets, Wang Xiu took out spirit stones to pay: "I'll pay for the ticket for this teleportation array myself!"
Li Zuoyue slapped Wang Xiu's hand away: "What are you saying, junior brother? If I invite you to drink, naturally I'll treat you. How can I let you pay?"
After saying that.
He took out a large bag of spirit stones and handed it to the Formation Lineage disciple: "This junior brother, arrange five first-class seats for us."
The activation of the teleportation array in the Formation Lineage requires a large amount of spirit stones.
Therefore, it is usually only activated after enough people have gathered, and the positions within the array are also carefully arranged.
Some are spacious;
Some are narrow;
Some have gentle energy fluctuations and are more comfortable;
Some have intense energy fluctuations, causing turbulence and even disrupting one's cultivation, making it quite uncomfortable.
...
Based on the difference in comfort, the seats are divided into third-class, second-class, and first-class, and naturally, the prices also differ.
For example.
The first-class seats that Li Zuoyue booked cost three times as much as the second-class seats on the same trip, and nine times as much as the third-class seats.
Apart from the top ten true disciples like him who are wealthy, ordinary Gold Core stage disciples would not be able to afford such luxury.
"Senior brother."
Wang Xiu helplessly said, "I really don't need it. Shouldn't I just pay for it myself?"
What are you saying?
Li Zuoyue sneered: "Junior brother, do you look down on me? Do you?"
"It's not that I'm bragging!"
"I, as your senior brother, travel on my sword, exterminating demons and monsters like slaughtering dogs at the command of heaven and earth. My little treasury is quite sufficient."
"I usually drink by pouring a cup and pouring a cup, just to highlight my extravagance!"
"Just five first-class seats."
"For me, it's not even worth mentioning, not worth mentioning~"
[Ding!]
[Detected someone bragging, congratulations to the host for gaining +99 mana.]
Looking at Li Zuoyue, who had already handed the spirit stones to the Formation Lineage disciple, Wang Xiu's mouth twitched slightly, and he sighed.
Extravagance!
Damn extravagance!
What's the point of wasting that money on second-class and first-class seats when the destination is the same?
If you have that money, use it to buy pig blood to feed the sword. It's practical and useful.
Just as Wang Xiu was feeling the pain of Li Zuoyue's "spending money like water," a greeting suddenly came from beside him.
"Senior brother Zuoyue, how have you been lately?"
The one speaking was a man wearing a bright yellow Daoist robe, who appeared to be in his early thirties and had a somewhat handsome appearance.
It's...
It's that pair of dark circles, which are too prominent and can almost rival the Iron-Eating Beast.
At first glance, it's clear that he hasn't taken care of his kidneys properly.
Behind the man, he carried a huge gourd, with the left half in red and the right half in black.
It was surrounded by Yin and Yang energies, and it looked quite mysterious, not like an ordinary item.
This person.
Wang Xiu recognized him. Among the many true disciples of the Three Purities Immortal Gate, he could be considered quite famous.
However.
This "famous" reputation is definitely not a good one. Perhaps it should be described as "infamous" instead, which is more appropriate.
Huang Yunchong.
A senior disciple of the Bedroom Lineage, his position in the Three Purities Immortal Gate can be said to be very special.
Under normal circumstances.
Any true disciple of any lineage in the Three Purities Immortal Gate is considered outstanding.
They have the prestige to command their junior brothers and sisters and govern their own lineage.
Other disciples from different lineages would also give them face and respectfully call them senior brother.
But not Huang Yunchong.
In the Three Purities Immortal Gate, countless people despise him and call him "scum of the Bedroom Lineage," "ladybug of the Three Purities," "lecher."
The stench of reputation rivals that of Wang Xiu.
This is because in the Three Purities Immortal Gate, most disciples are upright and pure, even in the Bedroom Lineage, most junior brothers and sisters are warriors of pure love.
Even though there are few monks and many people waiting for good news, and even though they long for it, most male disciples still pursue the opposite sex.
Even more so.
They spare no effort for love, giving their all and bowing down.
But this scoundrel Huang Yunchong is an exception. He never pursues senior sisters or junior sisters, nor does he spend half a spiritual stone on the opposite sex.
If he has no money, he masturbates!
If he has money, he hires prostitutes!
He doesn't fit in with the mainstream "pure love" style of the Bedroom Lineage, and many elders and peers consider him to have "gone astray," with a worrisome future.
But ironically.
This guy not only didn't go crazy, but instead made rapid progress in his cultivation through the enjoyment of "clear thoughts," and forcefully entered the ranks of the top ten true disciples of the Immortal Gate.
It truly shocked countless elders of the Bedroom Lineage.
If that were all, it would at most be a personal behavior, and in a world where the strong are respected, it wouldn't be notorious.
The problem is.
After this guy came into contact with countless women in the pleasure quarters, he returned to the Bedroom Lineage and started killing people and corrupting hearts, promoting things like the "joyful cultivation method" and "no love is divine."
Promoting things like "if money can solve it, why use your heart!"
Promoting things like "rejecting internal competition, rejecting male dominance, enjoying pleasure, and indulging in sexual desires"!
This guy.
He mainly promotes being a "rebel," almost subverting the inherent cultivation views of the Bedroom Lineage.
If someone else promoted like this, no one would pay attention, but this guy relied on the Piao Dao and actually forcefully entered the ranks of the top ten true disciples, his influence is too great.
Now.
More and more male disciples in the Bedroom Lineage have been influenced by his ideas.
They are starting to think, is it worth it to pursue senior sisters and junior sisters so humbly, and would they be happier if they spent the spiritual stones on themselves?
Setting aside the needs of cultivation, is it really necessary to find a partner?
Even more so.
Huang Yunchong has started teaching in the Bedroom Lineage, guiding those "honest and straightforward" junior brothers on how to experience the best services in the mortal world at the most affordable prices.
Using the spiritual stones given as gifts to senior sisters and junior sisters, brothers form groups and go down the mountain to enjoy music and entertainment. Isn't that more exciting and enjoyable?
Over time, his reputation in the Bedroom Lineage has undergone a very strange change.
Openly.
Whether it's the elders, male disciples, or female disciples, they all criticize him, and almost no one gets close to him in public. They avoid him like a flood or a fierce beast.
Secretly.
Female elders and female disciples hate him to the bone, while male elders and male disciples have a very subtle attitude, often finding excuses to interact with Huang Yunchong.
I don't know what they talk about, but they chat in secret, and they criticize him openly as well.
Bedroom Lineage.
The female elders have proposed more than once that Huang Yunchong's ideas are too radical and he should no longer hold the position of the true disciple. They suggest voting to abolish his position.
Openly, whenever they propose this, no one opposes it, and all the male elders vehemently criticize it.
However, when it comes to the "anonymous vote," there are always a large number of opposing votes, firmly supporting Huang Yunchong to continue as the true disciple.
Hmm.
According to the rule, if the votes do not exceed half, the position of the true disciple cannot be abolished.
In the Bedroom Lineage, where there are more men than women, Huang Yunchong, this infamous true disciple, holds his position in an inexplicable manner.
...
Seeing Huang Yunchong approaching, Li Zuoyue's eyes revealed a hint of helplessness. As one of the top ten true disciples, he couldn't ignore this person's approach.
"Senior Yun Chong, long time no see."
Huang Yunchong smirked and casually hooked Li Zuoyue's shoulder. "Senior Zuoyue, are you also going to Vermilion Bird City? Shall we go together?"
Li Zuoyue's mouth twitched. "Senior Yun Chong, you are going to the Garden of Beauties, while we are going to the Phoenix Perch Tower. As the saying goes, people with different paths do not conspire together. I'm afraid it's not on the way."
Eh~
Huang Yunchong shook his head. "Senior, you are mistaken. I am also going to the Phoenix Perch Tower. I have long grown tired of the Garden of Beauties."
Li Zuoyue: ???
Seeing Li Zuoyue's disbelief, Huang Yunchong smiled and said, "In the Bedroom Lineage, we cultivate the Yin-Yang Great Dao. Compared to accumulating magical power, we focus more on the state of mind."
"It is divided into four levels."
"The First Level, having no sister in hand but having one in the heart."
"The Second Level, having a sister in hand and also in the heart."
"The Third Level, having a sister in hand but not in the heart."
"The Fourth Level, having no sister in hand and also not in the heart."
"Most disciples of our lineage are still at the First Level, substituting the palm for a sister."
"But Huang has reached the Fourth Level."
"Now I have already comprehended the ways of Yin and Yang between men and women. I have no interest in physical desires and seek spiritual resonance."
*Ding!*
*Detected someone bragging. Congratulations, host, for gaining +99 magical power.*
...
Li Zuoyue rolled his eyes. "Speak in plain language."
Huang Yunchong helplessly said, "I've run out of money for this month, I can't afford it anymore. Senior Zuoyue, can you take me for a drink and listen to some music?"
"I don't do things for free. How about exchanging it with some valuable information?"
Li Zuoyue: ???
Wang Xiu: ???
The Li brothers: ???
(End of this chapter)
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