Tang's dining table

When he got up in the morning, Yun Chu specially smelled his armpits. They were fine and had no strange smell.

Although I don't know what the human taste in Di Renjie's mouth is, I guess that taste will not be offensive.

In the world before Yunchu, the bottom line of the government was not to starve to death. Later, I felt that this bottom line was set too low, so I raised it slightly and changed it to live with dignity.

Of course, this dignity does not mean that everyone is equal, but that you have a house to shelter from the wind and rain, you have a few clothes to avoid the cold and cover your shame, and you have a pot to cook. You have the minimum safety and will not be in trouble. Being harmed at will by others.

However, in the Tang Dynasty, even during the Zhenguan era that had been boasted for more than a thousand years, no one in the capital could even imagine living such a life, let alone the huge number of Guizhou leaders.

In "Guo Qin Lun", Jia Yi not only boasted about the achievements of emperors, generals and ministers, but also clearly pointed out that - burn the words of hundreds of families to fool Guizhou.

Generally speaking, fooling the people of Guizhou is the most important and important thing that emperors and generals do.

The Shangyuan Festival is the most important festival of the year in Chang'an City. It is also a festival where the noble ladies of Chang'an can shine. It is also an important festival where ordinary Guizhou people can appreciate the best aspects of the noble ladies up close.

The servants at home got up early and worked hard like crazy. At noon, they finished all the work they needed to do for the whole day, and then looked at Mrs. Cui eagerly.

"Everyone only knows how to eat and ask for money, and they live like pigs. The husband wants you to pay!" Ms. Cui cursed and dropped her embroidery work and took out a box full of money from the house.

There are two embroiderers, three and four cooks, five, six and seven who sew quilts, plus eight who do heavy work, nine who drive carriages and raise horses, and ten who specialize in guarding the door. Each of them received a reward of one hundred coins, and the other new servants each received a reward of fifty coins.

When the money was put into purses by the servants and tied around their waists, clanking all over the yard, Mrs. Cui took out a large handful of copper hairpins from the house with a gloomy face and gave one to each of the servants. The three men also each had one, keeping it for their future wives.

The brass hairpin was bright and looked similar to the gold hairpin, but the servants were as happy as if they had received a gold hairpin.

The hairpin on Cui's head is not made of brass, but a real gold hairpin, which Yunchu bought specially for Cui.

Seeing the servants eagerly inserting the copper hairpins on their heads, Mrs. Cui gritted her teeth and said, "Mr. Lang said, except for Fat Eight, Fat Nine, and Fat Ten who stay as gatekeepers, the rest can go to Fangshi." Go and wander.

I know you are going crazy in the Yeting Palace, so I feel sorry for you. You must go home before the fourth watch. If you haven't come back by the fourth watch, there is no need to come back.

If there is someone who can't hold it back and looks for a wild man, it's best to wipe it clean. If you leave something untied, you know the consequences. If anyone dares to come back with his body and ruin the family tradition, don't blame me for being ruthless! "

The servants and wives agreed in unison, and left the Yun family in small groups to find their own fun according to their memories of the past.

Tonight, King Wu can't help but dance with fish and dragons all night long.

Yun Chu is very busy. Just tonight, he will use a large number of lanterns to decorate Jinchangfang into a city that never sleeps. As early as when Zhang He and his family were making giant Kongming lanterns, the other lantern-making craftsmen have been busy for a long time, with thousands of lanterns. Lanterns will illuminate the streets of Jinchangfang brightly.

In fact, Yunchu wanted to go to the Qujiang Water and Land Dharma Assembly hosted by Xuanzang. He really wanted to see how the child Naha was tortured by Xuanzang.

Unfortunately, the emperor and empress appeared at the main venue of Qujiang Water and Land Dharma Assembly, and it was stipulated that officials from the seventh rank or below and dogs were not allowed to enter, and they could only kneel on the ground outside the Dharma Assembly, holding candles and praying for the dead.

The last conversation with the old monkey ended on bad terms. Since then, Yun Chu had not seen the old monkey.

He urged everyone to hang lanterns everywhere. When it gets dark, all these lanterns will be lit up to compete with the moon in the sky.

The Si Tianjian of the Tang Dynasty had long predicted that there would be a strange scene of the sun and the moon competing for glory during the Lantern Festival this year, and it was also classified as auspicious, proving that the real queen of the Tang Dynasty would appear.

During the Lantern Festival, the moon rises at around four o'clock in the afternoon, and the sun has not yet set. The scene of the sun and the moon shining together appears. This is a very normal astronomical phenomenon.

I just don’t know why Si Tianjian of the Tang Dynasty must associate this kind of celestial phenomenon with the queen. You know, Li Zhi’s queen, Queen Wang, is still alive and well, with no sign of sudden death, why should he say that he is the real queen? Will it appear?

Not only Yunchu was confused about this matter, but also ordinary people. Only Di Renjie, who came to Jinchangfang to join in the fun, was not confused.

He believed that this was a sign that the Tang Dynasty was about to change the empress. After all, in a sensitive place like Si Tianjian, they would never dare to talk nonsense like this without the emperor's will.

Yun Chu expressed that he didn't understand, so he sent Di Renjie to write riddles on some lanterns that could be taken away. He also told him that it shouldn't be awkward and difficult to understand. It would be best if someone who knew a few words could guess the riddles and take away the lanterns. .

Di Renjie thought it was not possible and felt that it had no style. He should write some riddles that most people could not guess. It would be better if there were a hundred lanterns so that no one could take away one. Only in this way would Jinchangfang appear extraordinary.

"Only a fool would do this!" Yun Chu started to curse angrily.

"What is an idiot?"

Yunchu handed him a small bronze mirror.

Di Renjie looked at himself in the mirror and said: "Although he is not as good as Pan An in appearance, he is almost as good as Song Yu.

Huh? Seven or eight brothers sit around a pillar. Once the family is separated, their clothes will be torn. Is this also an act of rebellion?

Brother Yun, Shefu pays attention to covering one layer after another. Only after peeling off the cocoon can the true face be revealed. This is what makes it interesting. Are you almost not covering it? Is this a scene where you are preparing to give someone a lantern for nothing? "

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said, "I just hope that everyone in Chang'an will come to Jinchangfang to shoot. I really hope that they can take home all the lanterns with writing on them."

"Why do you do this? The lanterns in Jinchangfang are well made. You can hang them on the door to illuminate when you take them back. They shouldn't be wasted like this."

Yun Chu gritted his teeth angrily and turned the lantern in his hand in one direction, revealing five big black characters - Desheng Longjin Store. Di Renjie suddenly realized that there were two lines of small characters under the five big characters. , looked over carefully, and whispered: "Full of pure gold, a child without any deception?"

Then Di Renjie threw the lantern aside and said angrily: "Did you sell the Lantern Festival lantern again?"

Yun Chu pointed to the densely packed lanterns in Jinchangfang and said, "These were all funded by Deshenglong, and they didn't cost me a penny in Jinchangfang."

"But, it's so embarrassing."

Yunchu dragged Fangzheng Liu Yi over, pointed at the lantern on the ground and said, "Is it embarrassing to have Deshenglong's name written on it?"

Liu Yi shook his head like a rattle and said repeatedly: "Why is it so embarrassing? Deshenglong spent money to customize 3,000 lanterns in our Jinchangfang to give to us. He didn't ask for any money, so he asked to be on them. It’s a good thing to write a few words, and the extra words won’t affect its use. Besides, they also gave me lamp oil and an oil bowl as gifts.”

Yun Chu smiled and said to Di Renjie: "They don't feel embarrassed, and I certainly don't feel embarrassed either. I just think it's a good deal."

"For money, can you let Deshenglong write words on your back?"

Yun Chu thought about the way athletes used to compete in competitions covered with advertisements, and also thought about the way the bosses from his district wore a photo studio advertising vest with a beautiful head on it and went around the world organizing choruses, so he nodded heavily and said: " As long as the price is right, there’s nothing wrong with it.”

Di Renjie was stunned and said: "A scholar cannot be without Hongyi!"

Yunchu didn't have time to chat with him, so he picked up his brush and wrote quickly on another lantern - small white flowers, flying all over the sky, falling to the ground like white flour, falling into the water and invisible...

Di Renjie held his head and howled, running away like a wounded donkey and disappearing.

Yun Chu understood Di Renjie very well at this time. Although this guy was full of sympathy for the people and was willing to help them improve their lives, he could help, but he didn't think that these Guizhou leaders could be compared with a talented man like him.

Not to mention carrying advertisements around the world, which is not in line with his world view, and even completely subverts his outlook on life.

If Liu Yi answered like this, Di Renjie would not find it difficult to accept, but would only find it interesting.

Yun Chu was willing to run around carrying an advertising shirt, which he couldn't accept at all, because Yun Chu, like him, was a proud university student with a bright future.

How can there be no respect for superiors and inferiors in this world? This thought probably drove Di Renjie crazy.

Liu Yi didn't have Yun Chu's ability to write such wonderful shots at will, so he could only look at the unthinking writing with a look of reverence.

At around four o'clock in the afternoon, a pale moon rose from the north of the east, and Yun Chu just finished writing the last riddle - wearing a red penholder, wearing colorful clothes, singing a song loudly, the red sun rises East! Hunt a poultry.

Listening to Fang reciting this riddle vividly, Erniu, who finally left the bathhouse on his own initiative, suddenly brightened up his blurred eyes and immediately shouted at Yun Chu: "The inner length is a rooster, the inner length is a rooster!"

After Er Niu shouted these words, the children who were watching seemed to suddenly wake up and yelled at Yun Chu - there is a rooster inside!

Yun Chu looked at Er Niu and said, "If you can recite the riddle, this lamp will be yours."

Erniu said without thinking: "Wearing a red penholder and colorful clothes, singing loudly, the red sun rises in the east!

The inside is a rooster! "

Yun Chu curled his lips and kicked Er Niu on the buttocks: "It's not a rooster, the answer is a rooster!"

After laughing and scolding, he handed the red lantern with advertisements written on it to Erniu under the envious eyes of a large group of children.

He believed that Erniu would never forget this scene until his death, nor would he forget that he had used his wisdom to obtain a red lantern for the first time in his life.