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Di Renjie seemed to be more familiar with these urban foxes and rats than Yunchu, and he immediately agreed on a price per person. Not only could he take the two of them to a good place to watch Xuanzang chanting sutras, but he could also save them from being beaten after dawn. fate.

Then, under the cover of a group of deer-headed and rat-eyed brothers, Yun Chu followed a rat-eyed brother to escape from the guarding area and got into the crowd again.

As soon as the two of them walked away, the deer-headed and mouse-eyed brothers were laughing and discussing the two idiots Yun Chu and Di Renjie with the soldiers guarding them.

Brother Shumu was very familiar with the terrain of Qujiang. After twisting and turning, they came to a nunnery.

Yunchu looked up and saw the three characters "Jingxin Temple" written on the lintel.

Di Renjie asked Brother Shumu in confusion: "Enter the monk's meditation place at night?"

Brother Shumu asked doubtfully: "Don't you two brothers know what kind of place Jingxin Temple is?"

Yunchu and Di Renjie shook their heads together.

Brother Shumu whispered: "This was originally the secluded residence of Princess Yongjia."

Di Renjie looked at Yun Chu and said: "Princess Yongjia was the sixth daughter of Emperor Gaozu. She married Dou Fengjie. It was rumored that she had an affair with her nephew Yang Yuzhi. Later, when Yang Yuzhi was having fun with Princess Yongjia, he was captured by Dou Fengjie and sentenced to five punishments. After his death, he reconciled with Dou Fengjie and now lives as a widow.

If what I expected is correct, this thief thinks that you and I are very talented, so he is going to offer you and me to Princess Yongjia as his wife! "

Yunchu said "Oh", then fixed his eyes on Brother Shumu, and walked up and down, preparing to find a good place to start.

Brother Shumu quickly waved his hand and said: "Princess doesn't like fair boys now. She likes dark boys. Recently, she has been living with Helan Sangha in Zhongnan Mountain. The two brothers must not get along with each other."

Yun Chu turned his attention to Di Renjie again. Di Renjie clicked his lips and said: "This may be true. Helan Sengjia is really dark. Chang'an County Magistrate Liu Xingmin also wrote a song "Mocking Li Shushen, Helan Sengjia, and Du Shanxian". A black man's poem, the whole poem is as follows: Shu Shen rides a black horse, and Sangha holds a lacquered bow. We summon the order of Chang'an and hunt bears together in the Beishan Mountains."

Yunchu thought about the black horse, lacquer bow, and black bear for a while, and felt that these three were very dark. Then thinking about his white body, he felt that this rat-eyed brother must not have deceived him. Since Jingxin Temple is empty now, go in and go You can see Naha's cute little appearance once, there is nothing wrong with it.

When Brother Shumu saw that the two agreed to enter Jingxin Temple, he smiled and opened the ajar door. After opening it just a crack, this guy slipped in like a mouse. Yunchu and Di Renjie were about to follow, so they heard " With a loud bang, Brother Shumu flew out just as he entered. At the same time, there was a door of Jingxin Temple that flew out.

Yun Chu used his hand to test Brother Shumu's pulse and found that this guy had completely passed out. He took out the two golden beans he had just given to this guy from his arms. After taking the golden beans back, he found that This guy still had a lot of copper coins in his arms, so he signaled Di Renjie to open the purse and plunder all the coins inside.

When he stood up, he found that Brother Shumu was an eyesore lying here, so he raised his legs and kicked Brother Shumu into the hay next to him. It was soft and warm there, so he wouldn't freeze to death.

When I looked back at Di Renjie, I found that this guy was looking at the gate of Jingxin Temple with his mouth wide open, and he seemed to be drooling.

Yunchu turned his attention to the gate of Jingxin Nunnery again, and then he was stunned for a moment. It was not that he had never seen the world, but that the figure of the nun standing at the door of Jingxin Nunnery was really stronger than ordinary people, especially her chest. , almost tearing away like hiding two blown pig urine bubbles.

There's nothing we can do about it. She has a bald head, a giant bear, a slim waist, and plump hips. In addition, this nun is much taller than the average Tang Dynasty woman. She is at least 1.8 meters tall. In addition, she is dressed very coolly, only wearing a silk scarf. She seemed to be wearing nothing underneath her clothes. The night wind blew a little, and her long legs, which were at least 1.3 meters long, were exposed to the cool night sky.

Di Renjie took off the Kunlun Slave mask on his face before Yun Chu could, coughed lightly, stepped forward and saluted, "Young student Yun Chu is so polite."

The nun's face remained as usual, but when Yunchu heard Di Renjie speak like this, it was as if an arrow had been shot in his chest out of thin air, causing him to gasp and become speechless.

Just when he finally managed to breathe evenly and was about to speak, a big hand came out from behind the bald woman, placed it on the bald woman's plump chest, and squeezed it.

Di Renjie looked at the big bear that had been pinched and deformed, swallowed a mouthful of saliva and said, "Who are you?"

A taller man than the bald woman, wearing only a pair of trousers, whose face was exposed in the moonlight, said to Di Renjie, "Who is you?"

Looking at the strong man's rock-solid chest exposed in the cold air, Di Renjie bumped the silent Yun Chu with his shoulder and whispered: "Can you beat me?"

Before Yun Chu could answer, the strong man with sensitive hearing laughed loudly and said: "Okay, as long as any one of you can defeat a certain family, Gongsun will go with whoever today."

Yunchu said with a smile: "Our brothers did not come to Jingxin Nunnery for the beauty. What are you and Lady Gongsun doing? Please continue. Our brothers just want to borrow a room in the back house of Jingxin Nunnery to see what is being held. Water and land dojo.”

The strong man laughed and said: "There are hundreds of battlefields in Qiujiang, and the grass is green everywhere. To a certain family and Gongsun, tonight's Jingxin Temple is a battlefield for a certain family. They are everywhere, and there are no free rooms for them." you."

Yun Chu looked around at the Jingxin Temple, which covered an area of ​​at least fifty acres, and felt that Pei Xingjian, the bastard, was deliberately making things difficult for him. Even elephants could not use such a large place for mating.

And when the woman was teased like this by Pei Xingjian, not only was she not shy at all, she even deliberately leaned into Pei Xingjian's arms, as if she was resentful that Pei Xingjian talked too much to these two young boys and disturbed their good things.

Although he didn't understand why these two people did this at this time and place, he could hear the powerful Sanskrit sound coming from behind Jingxin Temple. Yunchu became a little impatient. To him, what a giant beauty, what a beauty. Pei Xingjian was not as important as him going to watch Naha's big day.

The sleeves shook, and a black and shiny cowhide whip snaked out of the sleeves, falling to the ground and slowly coiling into a circle.

When Di Renjie saw this, he immediately jumped ten feet away with a tiger's leap. He felt that as long as Yun Chu could entangle the strong man, he could entangle the beauty.

"Are you really not willing to give me a house?" Yunchu's voice came out cold from behind the dark Kunlun slave mask.

When Pei Xingjian saw Yun Chu showing off his whip, he chuckled and said, "Okay, I didn't use the sword. It seems that you have no intention of killing, so a certain family will not take your life."

Yun Chu waved his arm, and the long whip went straight to Pei Xingjian's throat like a black snake coming out of its hole with the sound of breaking wind.

Pei Xingjian pushed the beauty in his arms away, straightened his right arm, and was ready to catch the whip. As long as he grabbed the whip, he would be confident to approach Yun Chu and punch the kid who had disturbed him one hundred and eighty times in the stomach.

Seeing that the whip was about to touch his arm, Pei Xingjian put away his arm that was luring the enemy to attack, turned one hand into a claw, and grabbed the whip like lightning.

Unexpectedly, when Yun Chu's whip changed from Pei Xingjian's fist to grip, it slid past him like lightning. With a low sonic boom, the whip turned towards the bald woman named Gongsun. Women are not ordinary trash either. He actually dodged to avoid it, but unfortunately his body avoided it, and a corner of the loose robe was caught by the whip. Yunchu flicked his wrist, and the whip made a wave, and the robe was tightly wrapped around the whip. There was a sound of tearing silk, and the woman's only body-covering silk garment was torn apart by Yun Chu's whip, causing her flesh to shine for a moment.

Under Di Renjie's piercing gaze, the woman screamed and squatted on the ground holding her chest.

Pei Xingjian was so furious that he jumped towards Yun Chu from the door. He would rather get whipped than get close to Yun Chu and cut this shameless thief into pieces.

Yunchu chuckled softly, wrapped the whip around the lintel of Jingxin Temple, and pulled it hard, soaring into the air. After stepping on the wall for a few steps, he jumped onto the door of Jingxin Temple, and then stepped on the ridge of the roof towards Jingxin Temple. Running wildly in the depths of Xin'an.

Pei Xingjian was furious. His body was too heavy to jump up the high wall, so he turned around and pursued his way to Jingxin Temple.

Di Renjie saw the woman squatting naked on the ground, grabbing a few pieces of rags that had been torn to pieces by Yun Chu's whip and trying to stick them to her body.

He walked over politely, held up his hands and said, "My lady, if you don't mind, I have a long gown here that can cover your body."

Gongsun looked up at Di Renjie and yelled with shame and anger: "You thief, get out of here!"

Di Renjie explained: "I am not a thief, but an imperial student. I will obey the authority in emergencies. Madam, you'd better put on your clothes and be careful not to catch the cold."

"Get away, you thief!"

"I've said it before, Xiaosheng is an imperial student, not a thief..."

Yun Chu was as agile as a projectile as he darted around on the roof, while Pei Xingjian was chasing after him in the yard like a giant bear.

In just a moment, Yunchu disappeared, causing the nuns in Jingxin Nunnery to get mad.

Pei Xingjian stood in the courtyard of Jingxin Temple and shouted angrily: "Thief, come out here!"

Yun Chu's voice came from the roof: "I told you, you can do whatever you want. I'm just borrowing a corner of the treasure land to observe the Land and Water Conference. Why can't you make sense?"

As soon as he finished speaking, a large green brick weighing more than ten kilograms roared towards the source of the sound, broke the cornice, and then fell on the roof, making a hole there. Then, the bricks and tiles fell one after another.

But Yunchu disappeared without a trace.

Pei Xingjian is a strong warrior on horseback, and he rarely encounters opponents with his rapid-fire arrows. Unfortunately, today he has nothing with him but his sword.

Unable to find Yunchu, Pei Xingjian thought of Gongsun who was still at the gate of the temple and ran back in a hurry. He saw Gongsun holding a green shirt in his arms and crying sadly, while the other shameless dog thief had long since disappeared.

Oh, let me tell you that in ancient times, when many generals went to war, in order to calm down overly strong emotions, some brought healthy women and some used cows. General Pei was one of the best. It’s not nonsense, there are many records in unofficial history.