Tang's dining table

Jinchangfang is very desolate in the early morning.

Except for those responsible for cleaning the streets who were still busy, the remaining people who had not slept were all like ghosts, with pale and weak faces, half from the cold and half from staying up all night.

When Liu Yi saw Yun Chu coming back from outside, he went up to him and said, "Chief, the business in the market was very prosperous last night, and there were many people coming."

Yun Chu glanced at the few red lanterns left on the street, nodded and said, "Repair the broken lanterns."

Liu Yi said in embarrassment: "If we continue to repair the lanterns, Deshenglong will not pay. We will have to spend our own money."

Yunchu looked at the dumbfounded Liu Yida and said, "Have you asked them?"

Liu Yi shook his head and said, "You don't need to ask to know this."

Yun Chu sighed and said to Liu Yida: "Don't make decisions for others in the future, especially those who have more money than you, have a higher position than you, and are smarter than you."

Liu Yi said awkwardly: "Should I ask again?"

Yun Chu slapped Liu Yi on the waist and said: "Stand up, you are here to ask for money, not begging for money."

Within two seconds of Liu Yi's back straightening, he immediately bent down and said with a mournful face: "Deshenglong's guy is very cruel..."

Yun Chu turned around and left. He no longer wanted to pay attention to this old guy. When he found a suitable candidate in the future, he would be replaced.

When I got home, I saw a big fat lynx coming out of the gate like no one else was around. It tickled Yun Chu's legs, then he raised his tail like a flagpole and jumped up the low wall, then the high wall, and finally on top of the gate. I found a comfortable place, yawned, and waited for the sun to come out.

It was just like this that Yunchu realized that he was raising a female lynx.

In the front yard, only Fei Jiu leaned against the wall and dozed off. Yun Chu did not disturb anyone else from dozing and quietly came to the back house.

The whole family gathered around a table, watching Naha devour food. The child gnawed on the chicken drumsticks for a while, and then complained to the people around her with a wailing voice about Xuanzang's horrific abuse to her.

"Every day I get up before dawn to pray to Buddha, and I have to chant sutras with a group of monks. I don't even have to eat a bite of rice... I finally waited until the morning meal, only clear soup porridge and a piece of yellow steamed bun. The salt vegetables can kill a person. I let everyone The fat has been rinsed with water to be able to eat just a few bites...

Monkey Grandpa doesn’t seem to like me anymore. He would give me whatever I wanted on weekdays. In the temple, I just wanted to eat meat. Not only did he not give it to me, he also scolded me and even raised his hand several times to slap me...

Woo hoo hoo, look, I have lost so much weight, even my fat body has lost shape. Look, her hair has turned yellow.

Huh? Brother, you are back. Did you see how I looked at the Land and Water Conference? Am I very well-behaved and good-looking? "

Yunchu sat in front of Naha, touched her almost transparent yellow hair and said: "Very good, just shaking her feet, scratching her itch, and wanting to pick her nose. By the way, have you brought that lamp back?"

Naha said a little aggrievedly: "Monkey Grandpa refused to give it to me. He said that the lamp is called the Qibao Glazed Lamp. It is the most precious treasure of the Great Ci'en Temple and he cannot give it to me."

Yunchu laughed and said, "Forget it if you don't give it. We have a bigger one at home, and it can fly in the sky. I'll sleep well later, and I'll take you to see it when it gets dark."

Naha happily agreed, and started to eat half of the chicken again. After two bites, she tore off a piece of meat from the chicken and handed it to Big Fat, "You eat too, I saw you were drooling."

The little girl, Da Feihan, took the chicken with a smile. The little girl dragged another plate of cured mutton in front of her and gave Da Fei a handful. She even took a bite of the chicken and chewed the meat.

Ms. Cui dipped her handkerchief into the corners of her eyes and said, "What a good little lady. She doesn't forget to share everything she eats with those around her."

Yun Chu couldn't stand Cui's sensationalism anytime and anywhere, so he asked, "Where is Di Renjie?"

Ms. Cui said: "I have already fallen asleep in the guest room. I told him not to disturb him and I didn't get up to eat."

Yun Chu nodded and said to Cui: "I must be tired from playing last night. I won't do anything today. I'll have a good sleep. I'll continue playing in Fangshi tonight."

Ms. Cui frowned and said, "Mr. Lang is kind-hearted, but I'm just afraid that everyone will act wildly, and it will be hard to keep them in check."

Looking at the expectant faces of the old women at home, Yun Chu smiled and said: "There is still a long way to go from now on, I don't care about the next day or two."

Everyone got an accurate answer from the master of the house. Seeing that Naha had finished eating, they cleared the dining table and went back to their rooms to sleep while yawning.

A group of little girls were guarding the door of Yun Chu's house, unwilling to leave. After Naha saw it, she and Da Fei went to the bathhouse with a basket of snacks and cakes. They were going to play in the bathhouse for a day.

Seeing that Naha was still as lively as ever, Yunchu finally felt relieved. It was also true that the children he had educated since childhood could not be changed so easily by others.

After sleeping until the afternoon, Di Renjie came out of the guest room while Yun Chu was eating. There was no servant at home, so he had to go to the kitchen to get bowls and chopsticks to eat with Yun Chu.

Di Renjie looked at Yun Chu first and saw that there were no injuries on his body. He nodded with satisfaction and said, "It's good to escape from Pei Xingjian's hands."

Yun Chu put down his chopsticks and said, "Do you know that man is Pei Xingjian?"

"Aunt Gongsun told me."

"That woman is Aunt Gongsun?"

"Yes, I heard that her sword dancing is the best in Chang'an, and she and Pei Xingjian's sword wielding are both the best in Chang'an."

"You had already ran away when I came out." Yun Chu picked up the bowl again, feeling a little resentful.

"It's impossible if I don't run. I was just admiring the peerless beauty up close, but the peerless beauty told me that Pei Xingjian will chop me into dog meat when he comes out. If I don't run now, what are I waiting for?"

"I still remember that you called your name Yun Chu in front of Pei Xingjian?"

"Nothing else. It's just confusing people's eyes and ears. You don't need to take it to heart."

"This is a trivial matter. I just want to remind you that when you faced Aunt Gongsun, you took off the Kunlun slave mask before claiming my name. If they go to Taixue to block you, where can you run? Woolen cloth?"

Di Renjie smiled and said: "Although the moonlight was very bright last night, my back was to the moon. In addition, there is a big difference between seeing people at night and during the day. I am a stranger to Gongsun. You will Do you deliberately remember the appearance of a stranger?

I only took off the mask for a short time. Later, when you tore her clothes, for the convenience of viewing and to not leave a bad impression on the beauty, I put the mask on again. In addition, we still have It will take half a year before I go to Taixue to become a disciple. Believe me, half a year later, the person I am left in Gongsun’s memory will be just a man wearing a terrifying Kunlun slave mask.

So, don't worry, even if Pei Xingjian finds you, as long as you pretend to be innocent, he will have nothing to do with you.

And we can also take this opportunity to become friends with Pei Xingjian, and maybe we can also have the opportunity to appreciate Aunt Gongsun's wonderful sword dance. "

Yun Chu was stunned for a moment, looked into Di Renjie's eyes and said, "I remember you once said to me - a gentleman cannot be without honour!

The purpose of befriending Pei Xingjian is his lover Gongsun Auntie. Can you explain to me where your gentleman Hongyi is? "

"A gentleman will do whatever it takes to win over a beauty. This is a story that has been said for centuries. Do you want me to tell you a few stories about this?

Huh? I find that you really haven’t read enough. You should read more in the future, broaden your horizons, and follow the footsteps of your predecessors, and you will be very different. "

After listening to Di Renjie's words, Yun Chu woke up from a dream. No wonder this bastard could sneak into the position of Pavilion Elder in the future and live a happy life without any problems. This was not enough. There were many scandals with Wu Fu. No wonder Being hated by others and claiming that they are the most suitable couple, even if Lai Junchen puts them in jail to wait for death, they can still make a comeback.

It is estimated that it relies on this shameless energy of being a dead Taoist friend but not a poor Taoist.

"Where are we going to play tonight? Otherwise, let's go to Chongrenfang."

Yun Chu said: "That's not the territory of the Shangshu Province and the various collections and academies. During the Shangyuan Festival, all the offices are locked and no work can be found. There's not even a ghost to be found. What's the point of going there?"

Di Renjie took a long breath and said: "Did you know that tonight, I, the Imperial Scholar, are preparing to sweep across Chongrenfang, so that the Yingying Yanyan there can feel the glorious atmosphere of the scholars of the Tang Dynasty?"

"Are you going to pretend to be a ghost in a dark city and meet female ghosts?"

Di Renjie looked at Yun Chu with pity and said: "There are not only the Shangshu Province and the Selections Academy from various places, but also seven or eight Shangshu residences, the residences of left and right ministers, four or five inspection ministers, and more. There are four or five princess mansions, as well as the residences of many princesses who come to Beijing.

Do you know why I told you the official title but not whose mansion it is? "

Yunchu cupped his hands and said, "I haven't asked for advice yet."

Di Renjie sneered and said: "Because the people with these official titles are basically not in the capital, but scattered throughout the Tang Dynasty."

Yun Chu suddenly realized, "Those beautiful concubines and maids who are very lonely at home are your targets, aren't they?"

Di Renjie clicked his lips and said: "I have never been there before. Mainly because I have no status and people look down on me. Now that I have finally become a student, Zhang Jianzhi and Brother Zhang plan to take me to see the world."

I heard that as long as you are lucky, you can get seven or eight women's embroidered ribbons in one night.

The winner can take a group of brothers to a good restaurant to have a drink, sing and dance with prostitutes, and party until dawn. "

Yun Chu silently poured a bowl of noodle soup into his mouth and said calmly: "A gentleman cannot be without Hongyi."

Di Renjie also poured the remaining noodle soup into his mouth, wiped his mouth, and then tapped the rice bowl with his chopsticks and sang: "I advise you not to cherish your gold-threaded clothes, I advise you to cherish your youth. When flowers bloom, you can only break your beard." Don't wait until there are no flowers to break branches.

Brother Yun, how stupid you are! "

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie with admiration. He never expected that a lewd song could actually be sung by him into a peaceful, glorious and prosperous scene.

This poem "Golden Thread Clothes" was written by an unknown person. Some people said that it was a work that appeared in the mid-Tang Dynasty. This has now been overturned. The origin of this poem may be traced back to the Sui Dynasty.