Tang's dining table

I heard Di Guangsi and the others talking about Chang'an.

Even the heartless Wen Huan was a little stunned.

Although I have only been away from Chang'an for seven months, for some reason, it feels like I have been away for a long, long time.

After all, this place is different from Chang'an...

Li Chengxiu was the first to wake up from his nostalgia. He pointed at the Manlong Cave and said to Yun Jin: "Shi Bao has already conquered the Manlong Cave. Do we want to go in and have a look? Master said that the scenery of many water-karst caves in the southwest is rare to see. Since there is water in Manlong Cave, it must be a water cave."

Yun Jin shook his head and said: "No matter how beautiful the scenery is, it is still hell at this moment. It's okay if you don't look at it."

Li Chengxiu asked: "Why, do you become gentle when you think about the people in Chang'an?"

Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu and said, "Aye said that you must follow the path of a military strategist in this life. Fierce life and death battles, where corpses litter the fields, can sharpen your character.

The three of us are different. Aye only wants us to experience all kinds of life. Ever since I came to the southwest, there have been wars and wars everywhere. At this moment, I just want to reach Cangshan and Erhai as soon as possible, put down the Shengluopi Rebellion, and return to Chang'an. . "

Li Chengxiu said: "Actually, I think your path as a military strategist is not bad. If you return to Chang'an, you will definitely return to the ordinary. You will become an ordinary prince and prince, marry Sisi step by step, and become an official. I want to It’s boring to even think about it. A real man can only be worthy of his life by commanding a hundred thousand cavalry, chasing the smoke of war, and roaming the universe.”

Yun Jin looked at Li Chengxiu and said: "Ah Ye said that we live on a ball. Standing in the universe and looking at it, it is just a small blue ball. If you stand further away, this small ball will be as big as Sediment is generally not detectable.

If you look at the one hundred thousand cavalry you value from a distance, how are they different from the ant colony on the ground?

Your military sage Cao Ahao said that only those who have the ambition to contain the secrets of the universe and swallow up the heaven and earth are the best people.

If you can't break out of the flesh-and-blood fight, your whole life will be nothing more than a fight between two groups of ants. To be honest, can watching two groups of ants fight really give you a sense of the majesty of the world and the joy of life? "

Li Chengxiu heard the words and stepped in and said politely: "Senior brother is right."

Yun Jin sighed and said, "Only by jumping out of vulgar taste can you become a family of your own."

Li Chengxiu was a little ashamed. Today, he just watched a hundred thousand Wubarians sweep through the Manlong Cave like locusts. He felt that it was extremely enjoyable, but he accidentally exposed his weakness and was caught by his second senior brother.

Recalling that when he first entered the Yun family, his master once told him jokingly - in life, one must be careful and cautious, never dare to make a mistake, as long as the world does not let the world discover one's true nature. It's stupid, and that's a great victory.

Therefore, children of the Yun family are generally very good at pretending, and usually carefully hide their shortcomings from others, just like Master said, as long as others cannot find them, there are no shortcomings.

I was a little too proud today, so my senior brother took advantage of his shortcomings and pretended again.

As a senior brother, Yun Jin reprimanded Li Chengxiu beautifully, and Yun Jin's mood immediately improved. After all, this kind of opportunity is very rare, and what she just said will definitely be written into the "Yun Family Teaching Record" 》for future Yun family disciples to study.

Many times, the reason why a person is slapped in the face is because he brought it in for the slap...

Wen Huan screamed again and jumped on Li Chengxiu's back.

Yun Jin turned her head and realized that Wen Huan, that bastard, had untied the quiver. A large centipede with a black head and a green back, as thick as a child's arm, was poking its head over the opening of the quiver.

Yun Jin pushed the centipede back into the quiver with the arrow shaft, looked at Wen Huan and said, "If you are so afraid of this thing, why do you want to provoke it?"

Wen Huan, who was holding Li Chengxiu's neck and unwilling to get off the ground, said: "I just want to look because I'm afraid. Maybe if I look at it, I won't be afraid anymore."

Yun Jin said angrily: "Where does this nonsense come from?"

Wen Huan pointed at Di Guangsi next to him and said: "Guang Si summed it up. He said that as long as he finds opportunities to kiss A Guo a few more times and be poisoned by Miss Huang a few more times, his body will adapt to Miss Huang's poison. No matter how you kiss me in the future, you won’t be poisoned, and maybe you can develop secondary and tertiary uses of toxins like Miss Huang.”

Hearing this, Yun Jin was stunned for a moment and then said to Li Chengxiu: "From now on, you have to worry more about the war. Ah Huan, Guang Si, these two fools are about to collapse. It is no longer appropriate for them to do things that are too cruel." Involved."

Li Chengxiu shook Wen Huan off his back and said, "Are you saying that Guang Si took the initiative to find some beautiful and happy things to do because he couldn't stand our current methods, such as liking Zi Qi Aguo?"

Yun Jin nodded and said: "The most dull among us was originally Guang Si. When he was in Chang'an, he didn't even have the intention to look at beautiful women. Look at him now. He is like a stallion in heat. He uses all his means to get it. Thinking about how to kiss Ziqi Aguo.

Look at Ah Huan again. He is so afraid of centipedes that he hides away from them. Now he takes the initiative to provoke such a big centipede. Isn't this making himself uncomfortable?

This shows that both of them are distracting themselves consciously or unconsciously, which is not a good sign. "

After listening to Yun Jin's explanation, Li Chengxiu pointed to his chest and said, "The reason why I showed my weakness just now seems to be because of my weak will."

Yun Jin sighed and said, "The four of us are like this. What do you think the seven hundred dandies under our command are like now?"

Li Chengxiu said: "It's time to improve military discipline."

Yun Jin shook his head and said: "No, we need them to become even crazier now. Only by continuing to be crazy can they do even crazier things, and what we have to do now is to make everyone fall into complete madness.

Southwest is a feast prepared by Aye for us. This feast is too rich and exceeds our appetite. Only crazy people can finish this feast!

Of course, we must be awake, otherwise we will be in disaster. "

Li Chengxiu said in surprise: "You mean you don't want military discipline?"

Yun Jin said coldly: "We have no military discipline to speak of."

Li Chengxiu took a breath and pointed at Yun Jin: "You are the craziest one."

Yun Jin smiled when he heard this, and there seemed to be a peach blossom on his handsome and delicate face.

The old witch woke up. When she woke up, she found that she was tied to a wooden frame. There was a painful moan in her ears. She turned around and saw the naked dragon being stripped and being treated in a strange way. Posture nailed to wooden stand.

"Kill me..." The wild dragon whispered to the old witch.

The old witch said: "My hands and feet are tied, so I can't help you."

Barbarian Dragon said: "Didn't you say that you can kill anyone who comes within a hundred steps of you with just a thought?"

The old witch said: "Now, I won't lie to you. I just said that to scare you."

Manlong said anxiously: "I saw it with my own eyes..."

The old witch said: "The one who died was my disciple. Didn't I resurrect him later?"

"Where's your poisonous dragon?"

"Caught by that young Wuman."

"Didn't you say that your two poisonous dragons can fly into the sky and escape from the earth, killing people invisibly?"

"Poisonous dragons can kill people, but they were caught."

"You also said that you have a way to make a hundred thousand Wu barbarians kill each other after being poisoned? Just because you said so, I led the people into the battle..."

The old witch laughed dryly and said, "I told you to go to Miasma Valley to cast spells at night. Who knew you would be so brave?"

The wild dragon said angrily: "I know that I am brave, and I also know that if I can fight out, I can come back."

"But, you were caught."

"You said it would summon thick fog..."

"The weather is not right and there is no thick fog. What can I do..."

"Liar..." Barbarian Dragon said through gritted teeth.

The old witch shook her gray hair like tangled grass and said faintly: "You believe everything I say, why didn't you listen when I advised you not to make enemies with the Tang people?

I even advised you that this would bring disaster to Manlong Cave. Did you listen to me? Sheng Luopi said a few compliments to you, and you took the men in the cave to send Jiangchuan. So many tribesmen died, and finally you got a hundred pairs of armors.

If you hadn't provoked the Tang people in the first place, would you have come to such a remote place as Manlong Cave when the Tang people came to settle the score with Sheng Luopi?

When the Tang people pack up Sheng Luopi and return to their Tang Dynasty, with the tens of thousands of warriors in our Barbarian Dragon Cave, plus the help of my dragon mother, you will have a chance to become the barbarian king, but you won't listen.

The soldiers were defeated and they brought back a few Tang slaves and a hundred pairs of tattered armors. They complained that I didn't help you, and even reduced the blood food offered to me by half, and even stopped supplying candle fish.

Manlong, I watched you grow up, and I can't bear to leave you. Now, dying with you is worthy of Manlongdong's twenty years of worship. "

"Liar——" Barbarian Dragon gritted his teeth.

"I did not instigate you to kill Tang people, nor did I participate in your killing of Tang people. Did I not even participate in the killing of those Tang prisoners?"

"You didn't participate, but you didn't eat less of the food I got from the Tang people."

Long Po chuckled and said: "Brother from the Tang Dynasty behind you, please listen clearly. This war has nothing to do with my old lady. Moreover, you can capture the wild dragon and my old lady has a share of the credit, can you? Let the old lady go, I remember that you Tang people have always had a clear distinction between grudges and grudges."

Barbarian Dragon was stunned for a moment, then turned his head and looked behind him hard, only to see that not far from where he was standing, several teenagers dressed as Ubarians were roasting cassava...

Di Guangsi brushed the thinly sliced ​​cassava with oil, put it on a bamboo skewer and roasted it over the fire. He said to Zi Qi Aguo: "Did you see that this Dragon Po has used up the last bit of use value in the wild dragon?" It’s been drained clean.”

Luang Po said without any concern: "Young man, you must soak the cassava overnight before roasting it, otherwise you will be poisoned."

Di Guangsi pointed at Long Po and said to Zi Qi Aguo: "This is the second Tang Dynasty I have seen among the barbarians. Moreover, they all look authentic, more authentic than many authentic Tang Dynasties!"