Tang's dining table

When the huge and excessive Kongming Lantern in Jinchangfang once again dragged a long tail and rose from the ground, the flow of people in Jinchangfang surged again.

Last night, the monks of Daci'en Temple held a water and land ceremony at Qujiang Pond, but the scale of praying for the people here was smaller.

Tonight, Da Ci'en Temple opened its doors to entertain believers from all over the world. Liu Yi, who was reluctant to charge fees, completely forgot about his parents' murder today.

Most of the people who come to Jinchangfang are parents and children, because only the Shefu here is suitable for children, and adults can't guess the Shefu elsewhere, let alone children.

When a child comes, an adult must come. Some families even bring the whole family. In such a lively festival, most adults will meet the children's small but not excessive demands.

The items in Jinchangfang are basically not too expensive. From a partridge whistle worth one copper coin to a brass hairpin worth fifty copper coins, they are all sold here.

There is nothing delicious in Datang! ! !

In the past, Yun Chu liked to visit the night market on his street the most. He could eat from one end of the night market to the other, and he would eat every now and then. Every time he went to other stalls, he would only take one bite...

If you like to eat it, that's fine, but this kind of work-related tasting is too painful.

It is for this reason that Yunchu has extremely strict hygiene requirements for street food stalls, and wants to kill anyone who dares to use gutter oil.

The roasted gourd seeds were not tasty and had a strange smell. Yun Chu scolded the vendor after eating one and told him the secret recipe.

The bastard selling steamed cakes was good at grabbing steamed cakes and giving them to people. Yun Chu gave him two sticks and swore to correct himself before letting him go.

The seller who sells locust leaf cold food enthusiastically invited Yun Chu to try it, but he declined because this delicacy is made by mixing the juice squeezed from the locust leaves with noodles, and then making them into noodles, which are then boiled in cold water and mixed with ginger vinegar It looks good when mixed with food, but Yun Chu doesn't eat it because there is not a single leaf on the old locust tree next to him.

The biscuits in Jinchangfang taste completely different from the biscuits sold by that young couple. The biscuits are not fragrant at all and can pull out teeth when bitten. As for the sheep head, Yunchu saw the layer in the sheep's mouth. Hei Pi loses his appetite.

The brother and sister came to Yaoniang's stall like bullies. Yaoniang hugged Naha and kept mumbling. Yunchu took a look at Yaoniang's silk flowers and found that the color was very single, so he said to Yaoniang's mother. : "Go to Butler Cui. There should be a lot of rags at home. They are all yours."

Yaoniang's mother thanked her repeatedly, and Yunchu asked again, "When will those people come?"

Yaoniang's mother said: "Come soon, they will come when the big lights in our market come up."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "They won't come after tonight."

Yaoniang’s mother thought Li Chang’s smile was beautiful, so she lowered her head and thanked Li Chang again.

Naha had grown up a lot in the past six months, and Yun Chu could no longer carry her around his neck. After bidding farewell to Yao Niang, the two siblings continued to patrol their own streets.

At this time, there were more and more tourists on the street. A little boy dragged by his father suddenly pointed at a lantern and said: "Grandpa, Grandpa, I guessed it."

The young boy's grandfather leaned over and said with a smile: "What did Xiao Laner guess? Can you read it to my grandfather?"

"Okay, it looks like a star from a distance, but it looks like a lantern up close. What on earth is it? It turns out to be an insect. It's a firefly, the firefly whose tail flashes and shines at night!"

The child's father laughed loudly after hearing this, and quickly called the people in Jinchangfang who were looking after the lantern, and asked the child to tell the answer to the riddle. Soon, the person in charge took off the lantern and put it in the child's hands with a smile.

Yunchu and Naha watched with envy as the father and son walked away carrying the lanterns. Yunchu pointed to another lantern and said to Naha, "Can you guess it?"

Naha's ignorant eyes widened, she blinked twice and said, "I don't know."

Yun Chu took a deep breath and said to Naha: "Look, the mystery is - he is not very old, he has a big beard, and no matter who he meets, he always calls him mom. Guess what this is? It’s what you’re most familiar with.”

Naha put her fingers in her mouth and rolled her eyes and thought hard. Seeing her trying so hard, Yun Chu felt a little distressed. Unfortunately, she still couldn't figure it out. Just when Yun Chu was about to cheat to satisfy the little girl's vanity, he heard A crisp voice came from the side: "Aniang, Aniang, I know this is a sheep with long horns..."

So, Yunchu and Naha could only once again look at a little girl wearing a small undershirt with envy, took away the lantern made into a goat, and held her mother's hand and jumped up and down. He jumped away, turning around and making faces at Naha from time to time.

"It turns out to be a bearded sheep..." Naha's long and regretful voice made Yun Chu feel very uncomfortable.

After two consecutive blows, the brother and sister had no intention of continuing to guess the riddle, so they found a low wall of an unfinished flower bed and squatted on it, staring at the people coming and going in a daze.

Jinchangfang without gangsters is like a painting. Whether it is the giant phoenix, the straight alleys, or the Kongming lanterns floating in the sky, plus the people passing by, they all blend together harmoniously.

"Pay the money, pay the money, pay the money..."

A burst of noise woke up the two siblings who were in a daze.

Yunchu glanced at Naha, who immediately hid the baseball bat behind her back, and Yunchu's baseball bat was also naturally hidden behind her arm.

Liu Yi, who was awakened from his dream of collecting money by the noise, was like a frightened donkey. He ordered his men to keep an eye on the cash box. He ran to the scene of the incident as quickly as possible. When he reached the place, he saw the Yunchu brothers and sisters. He was standing sadly outside the crowd watching the fun.

"Uncle Tiger, Uncle Tiger, let's go quickly, let's go quickly, Jinchangfang is not a place where you can collect money at will."

The buck-toothed tiger with buck teeth was stunned by Liu Yi's words. When he came here before, the weak Liu Yi didn't dare to say that.

He grabbed Liu Yi's chest, lifted him up and roared: "You don't even want to ask, where can you, Mr. Hu, go to No. 108 House in Chang'an?"

Liu Yi was lifted up, and when he saw Yunchu watching with a smile, he didn't know where he got the courage to grab the buck-toothed tiger's wrist and said: "You still have time to leave now, don't blame me for not saying it before."

The buck-toothed tiger raised his knee and pressed it hard against Liu Yi's crotch. Liu Yi screamed and curled up like a prawn.

The buck-toothed tiger abandoned Liu Yi, looked at the pedestrians on the street and said, "Who dares to say that you, Lord Tiger, are not good?"

Everyone on the street quickly dispersed, and some timid ones dragged their families quickly deeper into the alley.

The buck-toothed tiger couldn't help laughing when he saw the crowd dispersed. The six strong men who came with him also laughed in unison.

The buck-toothed tiger grabbed a merchant selling bamboo stools, shook him and yelled: "A family has twenty cents, I showed kindness yesterday, do you think I'm easy to bully?"

The bamboo stool seller was at a loss when he suddenly saw the director behind the buck-toothed tiger. He took out a stick and shook it from time to time. He didn't know where he got the strength to push the buck-toothed tiger's hand away. He roared angrily: “Grandpa won’t give you any money today!”

The merchant's words stunned the buck-toothed tiger. Immediately, he smiled ferociously and wanted to step forward to arrest this merchant who was not afraid of death. Today, he had to use this guy to establish his power no matter what.

The vendor was also smart and didn't dare to run around, so he ran straight to hide behind Yunchu. With Yunchu in front, he was no longer afraid. He jumped up and pointed at the buck-toothed tiger and shouted: "You have the ability." Come here! The head of my family is here, and I don’t even dare to borrow ten of your courage."

Yun Chu looked back at this vendor who was very good at sowing dissension. The vendor immediately gave Yun Chu a lewd smile.

The buck-toothed tiger seemed to be a character. Hearing that the young man standing in front of him was the chief of the area, he clasped his fists and said: "We don't offend the river. You will be your chief. I won't mess with you. I will accept you." Money, how about we have nothing to do with each other."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "No!"

The buck-toothed tiger said angrily: "What do you want?"

Yun Chu leaned forward slightly, looked into the buck-toothed tiger's eyes and said, "Today, either you beat me to death, or you beat me to death!"

The buck-toothed tiger looked up to the sky and smiled silently, and then said to Yun Chu: "I haven't killed a leader before, and I'll try it today!"

After saying that, he rushed towards Yun Chu. Unexpectedly, he was only halfway through when he felt a sharp pain in his bones. His knees softened and he knelt in front of Yun Chu. At this time, he found a man wearing a pink undershirt. The little Hu Ji in the skirt was smiling at him.

The buck-toothed tiger was not surprised but overjoyed. He pointed at the beautiful little Hu Ji and said to his accomplices: "Catch her, big price!"

As soon as he finished speaking, under the gaze of everyone, the buck-toothed tiger's mouth burst open, and the teeth in his mouth flew everywhere. Not only did the teeth fly everywhere, but even his chin was sunk two inches inwards. , and then large amounts of blood spurted out like spring water.

The buck-toothed tiger was completely incapacitated by this blow. Blood bubbles bubbled up in the area similar to his mouth. His crotch was already wet with blood, and it was still growing.

There was no scream, not even too much movement. The baseball bat hit the bucktooth tiger's mouth, only a popping sound was made, which was almost inaudible.

Liu Yi, who had expected this result for a long time, showed his role as an upright person at this time, summoned a large group of residents to form a small circle, and drove away the tourists who seemed to be watching the fun. Far away.

Yun Chu slowly wiped the blood from the stick on the buck-toothed tiger's body, and said calmly to the residents around him: "Article 1 of Jinchangfang's "Township Covenant and Civil Rules" states that thieves must be beaten if they come, not even to death. Remember?"

Under Yun Chu's cold eyes, the villagers nodded one after another.

Yun Chu pointed at the remaining six who were struck fiercely by Yun Chu, and the frightened gangsters said: "Kill them."

So Naha was the first to rush forward with a baseball bat held high, and then the six thugs were overwhelmed by the surging crowd.

After the crowd dispersed, there were six tattered corpses lying on the ground. At this time, the residents who had been bullied for a long time and finally burst out with emotions became panicked and looked at their parents in bewilderment. .

Yun Chu came to the buck-toothed tiger who was still spitting out blood and bubbles, and with a little force of his hands, he twisted his face back.

Then he clapped his hands and said to Liu Yi, who was also dumbfounded: "Bury it in the seepage pit. Remember to dig a deeper pit to prevent the smell from coming out when the weather is hot. Everyone can continue to do what they should do. If anyone asks, just say they don't know. alright."