Tang's dining table

It is definitely not easy to find a normal child in the Yun family.

Because the head of the family, Yun Chu, is abnormal.

He has the unique freedom and ease from his descendants, as well as the savagery from the desert western regions, and finally a little bit of madness that sees through the world. All of this is finally wrapped up by the knowledge and rules he has acquired after studying hard and becomes a man who is extremely capable of hiding. of perversion.

With such a father, his children are basically not normal. To be honest, his three children are even genetically incompatible with the Tang Dynasty.

Although one thousand four hundred years is insignificant in terms of the evolution of human genes, the genetic similarity between humans and pigs is 99%.

Yu Xiurong is not an ordinary person. Not only her parents died when she was young, but she also has no ancestors. A little girl just lives alone in a big house full of firewood in the city of Chang'an, which is full of tigers and wolves, and does whatever she wants at any time. Be prepared to burn this big house with fire.

Intellectual, elegant, and calm, you will never see anxiety or anger on her face.

She can use a few words to make you feel the warmth of a spring breeze. At the same time, she can also use small and subtle expressions to make you feel on pins and needles, like thorns piercing your back, and finally have to run away.

In the Yun family, what the children feared most was not the general father, but their gentle mother.

The father is furious, and they have plenty of ways to calm down their anger. It's hard to beat him until it hurts for two days. If the mother is furious, there is nothing they can do. What awaits them will be psychological torture that makes people want to go crazy...

In this family, love is real love, beatings are real beatings, and torture is real torture. Everything is done from a real perspective.

Therefore, the children of the Yun family and other people's children are basically the kind of people who are extremely calm and wise on the outside, but actually crazy and selfless on the inside.

The Battle of Southwest drove countless barbarians to kill each other. This actually caused some damage to the hearts of Wen Huan, Di Guangsi and others, but it had little impact on Yun Jin. After venting the madness in his body, he Even became smarter and wiser.

Yun Jin is also such a girl, a scary person with a clear mind. She has known since she was very young that she wants to control her own destiny and what she should do to achieve this goal. Until now, she has done very well. good.

When a tiger gives birth to three sons, one of them must be a tiger. If the first two children are considered normal, then Yun Luan is definitely the most abnormal one. When it comes to intelligence, he is the smartest one in the Yun family. He has a photographic memory. Skills aside, this child has never made his demands clear since he was a child. He seems to be happy-go-lucky and lazy, but Yun's tutor Cui Yao thinks that he is the most terrifying one among Yun's children.

Because the first two children have traces of their hearts, but Yun Luan does not.

Yun Luan spent a lot of effort to make up for her homework and was greatly praised by Yun Chu.

There is nothing to say. Yun Luan has completed the homework assigned by Yun Chu, and completed it very well. Although the large and small characters are obviously suspected of being tricky, Yun Chu was very satisfied with the child after thoroughly checking Yun Luan's homework.

The purpose of assigning homework is for children to accept, absorb, and master this knowledge, and Yun Luan has obviously achieved this.

As for being lazy when he had time, it was because Yun Chu, a father, underestimated his son. The homework assigned at the beginning was too few and did not match the child's IQ.

So, Yun Chu found more books for Yun Luan to read. Anyway, his brain can absorb knowledge much better than a computer, and it has almost unlimited storage.

What is knowledge?

It is the experience and wisdom summarized by the predecessors. If there is no need for some hard indicators as a stepping stone, the more extensive the knowledge, the better. Once the breadth reaches a certain level, it will naturally delve deeper.

During the days when Yun Luan was with his father, he read a lot of books, a lot.

Yun Chu hopes that his children can find their favorite academic direction from the vast sea of ​​knowledge and go all the way. This method quickly worked for Yun Jin and Yun Jin, but it didn't seem to have any effect on Yun Luan.

During this period of time, Yun Chu conducted countless academic tests on Yun Luan, and Yun Luan was able to handle them with ease. Yes, he was able to handle them with ease. It wasn't until Yun Chu brought out advanced mathematics that Yun Luan began to panic. After all, this You won't really know something. If you want to know it, you must study it systematically. The skill of photographic memory is of little use in front of it. If you can memorize the questions, but you can't answer them, the result will be the same.

October in Luoyang is still hot and dry. Different from the hot flashes in previous years, this year's Luoyang is not only hot but also dry. The vegetation on Mang Mountain has begun to dry up and die in large tracts. People have nothing to do about it.

In such an environment, wildfires appear unsurprisingly.

The government has nothing to do about such mountain fires. They can only wait for the mountain fires to burn out and extinguish them on their own.

The thick smoke from the fire could be seen clearly even in Luoyang City, where the city was filled with smoke and smoke.

Yunchu behaved extremely leisurely, lying on a recliner, shaking a cattail leaf fan, while watching his youngest son, who was only wearing a pair of trousers, solving problems.

"Didn't Aye say that man can conquer heaven?" Yun Luan, who was solving the problem, looked at the smoke and clouds floating over and said to his father thoughtfully.

Yunchu knew that this was a small counterattack against his son who was impatient to do the questions for a long time.

"When manpower is limited."

"Man can conquer the sky is what Aye said. When manpower is limited, it is also what Aye said. Which of these two sentences is true?" It was obvious that Yun Luan was waiting for Aye to say this.

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Do we have to use this kind of binary thinking to consider the problem? Either right or wrong? Is it possible that both statements are correct?"

"It's also possible that they are all wrong. I hate the words "Cheruglun" in the book the most. To be honest, it is wrong to say that it is right. As a result, when children want to look at problems critically, they often have the illusion that there is actually a difference between reading and not reading. Not much, anyway, the end of all knowledge is that it is probably possible, and there is no good conclusion."

Yun Chu hit his son on the head with a cattail leaf fan and said, "Don't worry, it's not arithmetic, it's not investigation, it's not geometry."

"Is he human?" Yun Luan asked carefully.

Hearing his son ask this, Yun Chu's heart skipped a beat, and he looked at his younger son warily and said, "What do you want to say?"

Yun Luan thought for a moment and said, "Is the distinction between men and women important?"

Yunchu said firmly: "It's very important."

"How important is it?"

Yun Chu didn't use big principles to tell him the importance of the distinction between men and women. He knew that if he gave Yun Luan some big truths at this time, this bastard would definitely have more truths waiting for him.

As a father, he must establish an accurate view of gender for his ten-year-old child, so he took off Yun Luan's few clothes, hugged his bare buttocks and prepared to go for a walk in Luoyang City. lock up.

At the same time, this is also a way to detect the child's view of gender shame.

Fortunately, Yun Luan screamed like a slaughtered pig. When Yun Guan came over, he covered his front with one hand and his back with one hand, feeling extremely ashamed.

When Yun Guan saw the naked Yun Luan, he felt ashamed and immediately covered his eyes with his hands. Of course, his fingers were splayed wide, and his round eyes were completely exposed.

After putting on shorts for his son, Yun Luan angrily beat his father who had made him look embarrassed with his fists, very hard. Unfortunately, his fists were weak and had no lethality when hitting his father's hard body.

After beating his father a few times and howling twice, he ran away with Yun Guo.

This is the best benefit he can get at the moment.

Taiping rushed into the Yun family's house on a white pony, followed by fifty or sixty palace servants and eunuchs. Taiping's little face was red, he came to the atrium without courtesy, and faced the trousers and topless man. Yun Luan shouted: "Let's go horse racing."

Yun Luan said: "If you are so rude, you will easily be beaten to death in the future."

Taiping frowned and said, "Who dares?"

Yun Luan said: "I don't know. Anyway, the fate of those who said this in the history books was not very good. You are Princess Taiping of the Tang Dynasty, and you will be included in the history books in the future. So, don't say such things in the future, don't be like Wei Yan of the Shu Han Dynasty." As soon as he said this, his head was chopped off by Ma Dai. "

He still respected Xue Taiping, so he nodded and said, "Okay, I won't talk about it anymore, Yun Luan, let's go horse racing."

Yun Luan pulled Yun Guo Guan, who was always tugging at his trousers, out from behind and blocked him in front of him, and said to Taiping: "You are competing with Gui Guan. I am a man and I only compete with men."

Just when Taiping was hesitating, Yun Guanguan whispered: "Who said women can't do what men do? Think of Princess Pingyang."

Although Yun Guan's voice was low, Taiping could hear it clearly. His eyes suddenly lit up and he said to Yun Luan: "Yes, who said women are inferior to men!"

Yun Guan looked back at Yun Luan, a trace of pride flashed in his eyes.

Yun Luan originally wanted to ask Taiping if he dared to be topless like him. After thinking about it, he felt that the consequences would be serious, so he said to Taiping: "My family is full of tall horses, and there is no such pony."

Taiping pinched his lips and whistled, and the palace attendants behind him brought two variegated ponies. Yun Luan immediately jumped on one horse, and Yun Guan also jumped on another pony. The three of them He turned around and left Yunshi.

The pony couldn't run very fast and was very bumpy. Yun Luan's uncovered fat body undulated like waves. He looked at Tai Ping and laughed, and sometimes even came over to give it a squeeze.

"Your flesh is bound by clothes. If you don't wear clothes, your flesh will tremble. You don't know, it's so comfortable. Oh, you can't do it. You are a woman and you can't enjoy the coolness of our men." .”

Yun Guanguan said to Taiping full of expectations: "The princess just said, who said women are inferior to men."

Taiping sneered and said to Yun Luan and Yun Guan: "If you want to see my body, go ahead and dream about it. Come here!"

Following Taiping's shout, more than a dozen palace eunuchs gathered around him.

Just when Yun Guanghu rolled his eyes and wanted to run away, Yun Luan looked at Taiping provocatively.

Taiping suddenly showed a cunning look in his eyes, pointing at Gong E in front of him, the eunuch said: "Take off your clothes and run away!"

Yun Luan, who originally wanted to watch the excitement, heard what Taiping said, and immediately wailed: "No, I will be beaten to death by my father."

Taiping laughed and said: "This is what you will get for teasing me. Take off your clothes and run away!"

Seeing those quail-like eunuchs, when Gong E began to take off her clothes, Yun Luan and Yun Guan urged their ponies to flee.

Seeing the two of them running away, Taiping laughed and said, "Run there, stop for me."

Yun Luan and Yun Gui Guo ran faster, so Tai Ping chased them on horseback. In an instant, they ran far away, leaving only a group of palace maids who could neither take off nor take off their clothes, and the eunuchs stayed where they were.

Just when I thought my mother's fracture was the worst thing that could happen, I was diagnosed with lung cancer. She has been suffering from anger for the past few days and her lips are full of blisters. Please forgive me for the unstable updates.