Tang's dining table

Chapter 1256 The result of the mischief of the children

Li Zhi and Wu Mei are two very elegant people.

They are good at poetry and songs, and have a high level of appreciation and good creative ability. Of course, they usually don't compare with people like Yun Chu.

Under Yun Chu's guidance, Crown Prince Li Hong is also a well-rounded young man. He is gentle and polite, and his horse lance skills have now reached the level of the hall.

Yong Wang Li Xian is also very good, especially in recent years, his reputation in learning has vaguely surpassed that of Crown Prince Li Hong. Even Li Hong has praised him in front of everyone.

On the whole, Li Zhi and Wu Mei have only given birth to these two excellent sons.

As for other children, it is hard to say.

Anding Princess Li Si has a bad reputation now, especially after getting two poisonous dragons, she has become an indescribable existence in the royal family, and also made the reputation of her in-laws Yun family into a dark abyss.

This made the Yun family an isolated object in the social life of the Tang Dynasty. After all, when visiting the Yun family, one had to be careful whether a poisonous dragon would suddenly appear behind them, which made it impossible for people to talk at ease.

Ying Wang Li Xian liked to smell fragrance. Given his status as a prince, he could basically find all the strange fragrances in the world in his mansion. Even so, he still spent most of his time on the business of combining fragrances, preparing to make more fragrances. The so-called fragrance spread ten miles to the imperial family, referring to Li Xian's palace in Luoyang.

Xiang Wang Li Dan usually did not live in the city. He liked hunting, fishing, and wandering among the mountains and rivers all day long. At a young age, he had already begun to develop in the direction of a hermit.

Princess Taiping was different after all. She liked handsome men, beautiful women, and all beautiful things.

After Li Si and Yun Luan entered Princess Taiping's mansion and saw the handsome men and beautiful women in the banquet hall, they understood why Taiping only invited Yun Jin and not the two of them. The reason was very simple, because her appearance was not up to standard.

Not only were the guests handsome, but even the maids who served them showed off their slender white necks, walking among the crowd like swans.

They were playing pot-tossing when Li Si came in.

Today's pot-tossing game was very different from the previous ones. The feather arrow in the hand needed to pass through three golden rings and then accurately be thrown into a copper plum vase with a long neck and narrow holes.

Taiping was throwing, and her throwing skills were very high. With just a light throw, the feather arrow crossed a distance of six meters, passed through three golden rings, and did not even touch the copper bottle, but drilled into the bottleneck, and only made a thump after it fell to the bottom.

This kind of four-no-touch technique is generally counted as three points.

When the guests saw Taiping ignoring Li Si, they naturally followed suit, but because of Li Si's reputation, they pretended to be busy with other things and pretended not to see it.

Yunjin, who was sitting at the top, would naturally not ignore her sister-in-law and brother, but she didn't understand why the two of them came, so she propped her hand on the low table and supported her cheek, smiling and watching how things progressed.

Li Si, angry, released two poisonous dragons. As the poisonous dragons slid on the thick wool carpet, all the handsome men and beautiful women in the banquet hall trembled except for Yun Jin, who looked calm, and Tai Ping, who looked angry.

Li Si, who was wearing a dark purple matchmaker, went straight to Tai Ping's wide seat and sat down. He took the feather arrow from Tai Ping's hand and threw it into the pot. He also hit it with four non-sticks. He put his arm around Tai Ping's thin shoulders and said, "You didn't invite me to the banquet. It's so rude."

Tai Ping tilted her head and looked at Li Si and said, "Today's banquet is called the Beauty Banquet. Do you think it's appropriate to invite you?"

Li Si shook the golden bell in her hair and said with a smile, "Your brother-in-law has always said that I am the best in the world. Young heroes like Wen Huan, Di Guangsi, Li Chengxiu also said so. Great poets such as Lu Zhaolin and Yang Jiong wrote poems for me, my sister. My parents-in-law also think so.

Why, you become ugly when it comes to you? "

After saying that, Li Si sat up straight, flicked the bell on the golden step-shaking with her fingers, looked at the men and women in the hall and asked in a deep voice: "I, Li Si, the Princess Anding of the Tang Dynasty, do you think I am beautiful?"

At this time, two poisonous dragons had climbed up along the pillars, coiled on the dragon heads, and rubbed the pillars with hundreds of legs, making a rustling sound.

The power of the Princess of the Tang Dynasty was added by the two poisonous dragons at this moment, and the next moment, the busy hall became silent.

Yun Luan, who still had Li Si's bag hanging on her elbow, immediately stepped forward and said, "My eldest sister-in-law is the most beautiful in the family."

After she finished speaking, she found that no one responded, so she said angrily, "Hurry up and say it, my sister-in-law is the most beautiful. If you don't say it, drag it out and beat it to death!"

Taiping ignored the two poisonous dragons on the pillar. She heard from her mother that these things are actually two caterpillars. They look scary, but they are useless. A good knifeman can kill several of them with one knife.

Seeing Yunluan roaring at her banquet, Taiping said angrily: "Yun Xiaoniao, look at all the handsome men present here, which one can you beat?"

Yunluan said indifferently: "If I can't beat them, my elder brother can certainly beat them. If my elder brother can't beat them, there is still my father. If you dare to beat me, be careful that my father will tie up your whole family and beat them."

Taiping stopped talking when Yunluan mentioned his father Yunchu. It was useless to say anything at this time. Yunchu dared to beat officials in the court and recently killed a fourth-rank official in Chang'an.

If it was someone else's young man who said this, Taiping would definitely let him know how powerful the Tang princess was. Unfortunately, it was Yunluan who said this. His father, who had a violent temper, could really beat up someone else's family.

Although she was favored by her father and mother, Yunchu was once the master of the prince, so it was okay to teach her a lesson.

Taiping, who had simply weighed the pros and cons, immediately had red eyes and collapsed on the seat, as if she had been bullied by Yunluan, the playboy.

She had always been high and mighty in the past, and had never shown any form of weakness. Today, she really wanted to see if anyone would stand up for her.

Li Si whispered, "What are you doing?"

Taiping whispered, "See if Yunluan will be beaten into a pulp."

As Taiping sat down, the hall fell silent again.

Yunluan thought that her words had frightened Taiping, so she wanted to get close to Taiping and say a few words of comfort.

As soon as she moved her feet, there was a figure in front of her.

Yun Luan raised her head and saw the guy's face. She looked at him once, then lowered her head, looked at him again, and finally fixed her eyes on his face and said, "Get lost."

The man said in a deep voice, "What a domineering Yun family member."

Yun Luan said, "How do I domineering?"

The man said, "Can your father really tie up my whole family and beat them?"

Yun Luan looked at the handsome face and said, "I'm telling the truth." After saying that, she wanted to push the handsome man away, but she didn't expect that this guy looked thin, but his whole body was full of muscles. She pushed him twice but failed to push him away. Instead, she was shocked by the guy and took two steps back.

"Who are you?" The distance between the two was a little farther. Yun Luan finally realized that this guy was not only handsome, but also had a first-class temperament. Just standing there, he could make countless men feel ashamed.

Seeing that her brother was at a disadvantage, Yun Jin did not step forward, but smiled and said, "Xue Xu, a man from Yicheng, is the son of Princess Chengyang."

Yun Luan waved an empty jade bottle in her hand and said, "Sister, you should stay away from him as much as possible in the future. He has a disease."

Yun Jin glanced at Xue Xu who was about to go berserk and said, "The family education of Princess Chengyang is strict. Master Xue should not be infected with a disease."

Yun Luan shook her head and said, "Maybe he didn't have it before, but he has it now. He just broke my jade bottle containing pathogens. This is what the old immortal extracted from more than 20 patients and was going to use for experiments. Now, it's all on him."

After saying that, she jumped away from Xue Xu.

Xue Xu looked down at the wet stains on his robe, his face suddenly turned pale, roared, and rushed towards Yun Luan with his fists.

Yun Luan knew he couldn't beat him when he saw the posture. He hid behind the pillar and his body was flexible. For a while, the furious Xue Xu couldn't catch him.

Yun Jin's voice sounded faintly from behind: "Yicheng man, the pathogen is different from the virus. As long as you burn your clothes immediately, soak your whole body in lime water for half an hour, soak in willow water for another half an hour, and finally bathe your whole body with disinfectant, there should be no serious consequences."

After that, Yun Jin looked at the other frightened handsome men and beautiful women who covered their mouths and noses with handkerchiefs and said: "You too, this thing is likely to spread with droplets."

Xue Xu yelled at Yun Luan in anger: "I will never let you go." After that, he hurriedly ordered the steward of the Princess's Mansion to prepare lime water, willow water and disinfectant for him.

In Taiping's surprised eyes, the handsome men and beautiful women she invited were like dogs that had lost their homes, and many of them ran out while taking off their clothes.

It's fine if others say the pathogen is a virus, but Yunluan, Sun Shenxian's disciple, said this, and it can't be underestimated. Recently, these noble sons all know that Yunluan is learning gynecology from the old Shenxian, and this matter has become a joke among them after dinner.

Only Li Si, Taiping, Yunjin and Yunluan were left, and there was a group of palace maids who were obviously scared to death but didn't dare to abandon the princess and run away.

Since everyone had run away, Taiping naturally stopped pretending. He jumped to Yunluan and snatched the jade bottle from Yunluan's hand, closed one eye and looked into the bottle.

After a few glances, he immediately asked Yunluan: "Really?"

Yunluan spread his hands and said: "If I dare to take the pathogen out of the laboratory, the old immortal will hang me on the flagpole to dry before tomorrow. Do you believe it?"

Taiping suddenly felt bored, threw the jade bottle in his hand to Yunluan, turned around on the ground with his hands behind his back, and suddenly hugged Yunluan's arm and begged: "Take me to the laboratory."

Yunluan shook her head and said: "No, even if you are Princess Taiping, if you dare to steal the pathogen from the old immortal, you can't escape a beating. Hey, why didn't you run just now?"

Taiping shook off Yunluan's arm and said: "I don't believe your sister-in-law, my sister is , you dare to bring out the pathogen of the internal disease. "

Yun Luan laughed and said, "Princess, you are wise, but wait until they have finished bathing in lime water, willow water, and disinfectant before telling them the truth. "

Taiping asked suspiciously, "Why?"

Yun Luan patted her cheek and said, "I simply cannot tolerate that there are men in Chang'an who are more handsome than me."

Taiping laughed and said, "That's troublesome. You have to soak at least half of the men in Chang'an in lime water. Little bird, since you can scare people with the old immortal's disease, you should know the purpose of my coming to Chang'an. In a word, can you take me into the second workshop of the Gunpowder Department to have a look?"

Yun Luan said: "Even if you saw it, it still makes no sense. What do you think it does?"

Li Si, who was sitting high on the chair, said sourly: "The Queen Mother wants to know what the second workshop is for and what is in it, but she knows that it is forbidden by the father, so she cannot plot it openly and let Taiping come and see. One glance is the most suitable.”

Yun Luan looked at Taiping and said, "You should go find me, Aye."

Taiping looked at Yunluan with a smile but said nothing.

Yun Jin sighed and said: "How can we tell the elders about the children's play?"

The smile on Taiping's face grew wider, and he blinked his big talking eyes and said: "When this princess came, my mother told me that as long as I make a request to you, you will definitely agree."

Yun Luan remembered what Aye said when he and his sister-in-law left home, and sighed: "Okay, in three days' time, I will take you to Zhongnan Mountain to play."

Taiping was overjoyed when he heard this. He turned around and ordered the female officer beside him: "Go and tell those who soak in lime water that they must soak for an hour before they can be completely disinfected."

Then he said to Yun Luan: "How is it? Has the depression in your chest dissipated?"

Yun Luan looked up to the sky and sighed: "If I are captured and beheaded by Your Majesty, please remember to intercede for me."

Taiping said seriously: "This is the result of numerous exchanges of interests. No one will cause trouble for you."