Tang's dining table

Chapter 1278 Chapter 203 There is a smell of feces in nature

Wenrou has a talent, that is, he can seduce people around him to be as lazy as him. Sometimes, when he yawns, Yunchu can't help but yawn, and even the way they open their mouths is similar.

Perhaps, people like him are suitable to be a real Tang people.

Powerful, lazy, seemingly doing everything as he pleases, but he is a unique school.

The citizens of a powerful country are like Wenrou. After taking a nap, the big things will disappear.

"My friendship with the emperor began with that conversation in the cotton field. When I told him about my ambitions, he just said something bad about his wife. I told him several times, both explicitly and implicitly, not to talk about his wife in front of outsiders, but he didn't listen and talked even harder.

When I mentioned cotton bolls, he said that he had given the queen a pair of jade walnuts in Ganye Temple, and that walnuts meant "sets", which meant that he and the queen were a good match, and everything matched.

I was so angry that I asked him if the most compatible part was sex, and he shamelessly said yes.

At that time, Li Zhi must have loved Wu Mei so much that he was willing to make enemies with the whole world for her."

Gentle said: "Just like when I saw you beating Wu Mei in the academy The moment I beat my classmates, I suddenly felt that I had become clear-headed. Yes, I had wanted to beat those idiots for a long time, but I couldn't beat them up because of my status as a scholar.

Seeing you beat them as you please, I felt that we should be the same kind of people. Until you threw Jin Manru out of the window, I liked you very much. Until you punched Jin Manru in the lower abdomen and beat out her breakfast, I felt that I had made you my friend.

By the way, when are you going to Jiucheng Palace? "

Wenrou is such a person. He can say some affectionate words to you. After all, he is still sober, and sober to a terrifying degree.

"I wanted to avoid it and ignore everything."

"Well, sitting on the mountain and watching the tigers fight is the best choice. However, we brothers have never taken the usual way to do things. If you want to help the emperor, then go ahead. I'm in Chang'an."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "I'm not a qualified boss."

Wenrou sneered and said, "We have seen many qualified bosses. Now, I want to follow an unqualified one."

Yun Chu said, "The prince is the one who really sits on the mountain and watches the tigers fight. If I go to help the emperor, there may be nothing left of our previous friendship."

Wenrou shook her head and said, "We are people who make a living by our own ability, not by favors. However, the bad thing is that you can't mobilize the Chang'an army. You can only Can mobilize private soldiers.

To be honest, the number of 18,000 people will not play any role in the upcoming fight. "

Yun Chu said: "Those 18,000 people are for you weak chickens. I am brave and don't need them. I can go alone."

Wenrou sat up in surprise and looked at Yun Chu and said: "It's a bit embarrassing for us to risk our lives with our current status."

Yun Chu also sat up and said: "Li Zhi has believed in me for more than 20 years, so let him trust me to the end. Even if it is a lie, I plan to lie to Li Zhi to death."

Wenrou smiled bitterly and said: "Cheating to death is not a lie."

Yun Chu raised his hand and pressed Wenrou's shoulder, then stood up and left.

Wenrou, if Di Renjie doesn't come back, Yun Chu can't leave Chang'an. Since Wenrou is back, Yun Chu thinks he should go to Jiucheng Palace.

When the queen's people are not enough, they will naturally be found by the emperor to kill. When the queen's people are more, it is hard to say who will kill whom.

Yun Chu really hoped that Li Zhi was just an emperor at this moment. There were many emperors who deserved to die or died in this world. People like him would toast to celebrate rather than mourn when they heard that the emperor had died.

Unfortunately, Li Zhi was not just an emperor. He was Yun Chu's friend, a friend who trusted him wholeheartedly for his whole life.

Since ancient times, the debt of friendship is the most difficult to repay, so Yun Chu is going to go to Jiucheng Palace in person. Jiucheng Palace is not a good place, and it can even be said to be a place of death. The emperor should not die here.

Yes, Li Zhi is going to die, this is the judgment of the old immortal...

Two months ago, it was the last time that the old immortal diagnosed the emperor's pulse, but this time the emperor refused very arrogantly.

This is a dragon-shaped creature, he does not want to lose his dignity and pride in his last moments.

Although the old immortal did not understand Li Zhi's behavior of hiding his illness and avoiding medical treatment, he still gave Li Zhi absolute respect. After returning from Jiucheng Palace, he stayed indoors and did not tell anyone a word about Li Zhi's condition, whether it was the queen or the prince.

It was not until the emperor began to bombard the city of Chang'an that he told Yunchu to be careful and patient, and that he would win if he could get through it.

Yunchu heard the old immortal's advice very clearly - the emperor was about to die.

Every time the emperor died, something big would happen, and these big things were unpredictable and the most dangerous time.

When Yunchu returned home, Yu Xiurong had already returned from Bashang. After being married for many years, she knew something big was going to happen just by looking at her husband.

This time, she did not pretend not to know, and asked cautiously: "My lord, do you have anything to say to me?"

Yunchu smiled and said, "I am going to take His Majesty back to Taiji Palace."

Although Yunchu's words were gentle, they were very firm. Yu Xiurong said in a trembling voice: "Then please bring my beautiful Yu'er back."

Yunchu nodded.

Yu Xiurong asked again: "How many people are you planning to take to Jiucheng Palace?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "I owe Li Zhi this. Chang'an has only contributed to the Tang Dynasty over the years and has no debt. Therefore, Chang'an does not need to send troops and horses, I can just go there myself."

Yu Xiurong took Yun Chu's hand and said, "My husband doesn't owe Datang, let alone Li Zhi."

Yun Chu took Yu Xiurong's hand and said, "Friendship is not something that can be weighed down. You can't just say good intentions once and repay them with another good intention."

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Yu Xiurong cried: "Then my friendship is worthless?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Of course it is very valuable. It is my priceless treasure. Of course, a priceless treasure must be carried with you, so you come with me."

Hearing what Yunchu said, Yu Xiurong put away her tears and said with a smile on her face: "We, husband and wife, will go together to invite His Majesty to return to Chang'an."

Yun Chu nodded and said, "Go and clean up. This time we'll go riding."

Facts have proved that if a man wants to do something risky, he must not tell his wife. Once he tells his wife, even if she is ready to face the crisis with you, she will still find ways to reduce the risk she will face. Danger.

Who can a housewife ask for help from, naturally, the people around her, one is the old housekeeper Liu Yi, and the other is the groom Fei Jiu.

After the retainers Liu Yi and Fei Jiu figured out the danger the family leader was about to face, they immediately contacted the other retainers of the Yun family. After all, the core of all retainers' lives and work was the family leader Yun Chu.

Since the head of the family has classified this matter as a private matter, the public power controlled by the head of the house cannot be used. However, the private power of the head of the house can naturally be mobilized.

When Yunchu and his wife were about to ride to Jiucheng Palace the next day, they suddenly discovered that just outside the door of Jinchangfang's house, there was a large group of servants and farmers holding axes, shovels, pickaxes, and hunting bows on their backs.

The servants were from Yun's family, and the farmers were from Yun's farm. Seeing this group of people, Yun Chu realized that his family actually supported more than 3,000 people.

Yun Chu looked at Yu Xiurong, who looked proud.

"Mr. Lang, these are all the servants and tribes that I manage on a daily basis. These people do not belong to Chang'an, nor are they officials. They and the Yun family have a life-and-death relationship of mutual prosperity and loss.

On weekdays, we rely on the big tree of the Yun family to make ends meet. Now, it’s time to make use of them. "

Yun Chu looked at several women with white hair or gray hair, still fat bodies and holding kitchen knives, and said to Yu Xiurong: "Fei Yi and the others are too old to walk. Why are you freeing them up?"

Yu Xiurong said: "I bought them back."

Yunchu sighed and said, "Didn't he split up and go out?"

Yu Xiurong smiled and said: "Isn't Langjun going to Jiucheng Palace to welcome His Majesty back to Chang'an? They always need to prepare meals on the way."

The mistress of the house had given the order, and just like the emperor's will, it was difficult to change. Yun Chu also felt that it seemed more sincere to take the servant to Jiucheng Palace.

When they left Yun's mansion on horses and carriages, there were always people in Jinchangfang driving carriages, riding horses, and riding donkeys to join their team.

When they walked onto Zhuque Street, the housekeeper Liu Yi had already opened the guard of honor for Yunchu's trip. Even the twelve halberds placed on the top of Yun's hall to represent Yunchu's military achievements were handed over to twelve big and round servants to hold them. , and the number of people in the team behind him has exceeded 5,000.

Yun Chu looked around, and at first sight he saw Wen Wen leaning on the beam of the teahouse on the second floor. He was holding Hu Ji whose face could not be seen clearly, but could only see her extremely exaggerated figure. He was shaking a small hand with his other hand. The ball fan was smiling at Yun Chu.

Seeing this scene, Yunchu didn't know that things had changed.

He jumped off his horse, came to the second floor of the teahouse and said to Wen Wen, "What do you want to do?"

Wen Wen took her left hand from Hu Ji's chest and smiled: "The people's support can be used."

Yun Chu frowned and said, "I just don't want to involve the people of Chang'an."

Wen Wen raised her hand and slapped Hu Ji on the buttocks and said, "Did you hear me clearly? Now you can go to your superiors to report that Yunchu is going to Jiucheng Palace to greet His Majesty and return to Chang'an. As a result, the people of Chang'an listened. When they arrived, they all followed."

Hu Ji bowed politely and hurriedly left.

Yun Chu said: "Is this also a secret agent?"

Wen Wen sniffed and said, "The rank is very high. You can be called a general in the army."

Yun Chu looked at the female spy's exaggerated buttocks and nodded: "It can carry 10,000 troops!"

She gently shook her little fan and said, "You always want to protect Chang'an, but you don't know that Chang'an has grown into a giant and can protect you."

Yun Chu said: "There is actually no danger in my trip. I just want to tell Li Zhi that I will carry out my promise to protect him."

Wen Wen pointed her fan at the crowds gathering on Zhuque Street and said, "You have become one with Chang'an a long time ago. How about an individual? There is no better way to go alone than to bring a whole city of people with you.

When the emperor sees that everyone in the city loves him, he may not be willing to die.

But if this happens, the queen and the prince will hate you very much. "

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "The prince shouldn't think so."

Wenrou looked at Yunchu in surprise and said, "My ancestor loved me deeply. After he died, do you know how happy I felt? A bunch of people outside who don't know what they are talking about insist that I am sad in my heart and can only relieve my sadness by being unrestrained. You should know that I am really happy. He is dead, and the last bond between Wen's family and me has disappeared. From then on, I am Wenrou and Wenrou is Wen's family.

It is such a refreshing thing to manage yourself and be responsible for yourself.

I can think so, but you are not the prince, so how can I know that the prince will not think so?

The stupidest person in the world is to use his own heart to make decisions instead of others' hearts. There are no good people in the Li family. I advise you to stay away from the prince in the future."

Yunchu sighed, "It's too big a scene."

Wenrou laughed, "Heroes are shown in troubled times. Now, all those who should die are dead, and those who should not die are also dead. It's finally time for us brothers to appear.

This is our first appearance. How can we not tell the world how powerful we are."