Tang's dining table

Chapter 1286 People should not get married and have children

"Do you want to hear this story?"

Li Zhi's voice was gentle and affectionate.

Wu Mei held Li Zhi's cold hand and whispered: "Your Majesty is my husband. I have taken away your most important thing. No matter what you say, as your Majesty's queen, I must listen. This is human relations..."

Li Zhi looked at Wu Mei's slightly plump face and said: "You are already the queen who is the mother of the country. No one in the world does not respect you. The prince is born by you. Why do you still want so much power?"

Wu Mei sighed and said: "When I was young, I didn't live well. When I grew up, I didn't live well. The green lamps and ancient Buddhas in Ganye Temple have chilled my heart.

When your majesty took me away from Ganye Temple, I swore in my heart that I must repay your majesty's kindness to me. Therefore, for many years, I have been willing to serve your majesty.

But, no matter how hot it is A heart, after experiencing too many mountains of corpses and seas of blood, will eventually become cold.

Your Majesty wants the nobles not to hold you hostage, and I will stab them with a knife until they are powerless to resist.

Your Majesty wants the nobles to bow their heads and submit to you, and I will frame them and kill them until the heads of the nobles roll and the blood flows like a river.

Your Majesty is worried that the royal family covets the throne, so I will kill them one by one.

I have chanted Buddha in Ganye Temple, and I know that if too much killing is done, the road of reincarnation will not be peaceful.

I am originally a poor person, and I just want to live a good life while I am alive, and I don’t want to care about the situation after death.

It was not until Shangguan Yi conspired to depose the queen that I realized that Your Majesty felt that my hands were stained with too much blood and too dirty, and wanted to get rid of me so that he could become a clean person.

This won’t work, husband My lord, husband and wife are one body, living on the same bed and dying in the same grave. It is not possible for one to be clean and the other to be bloodstained. My skirt is stained with blood, and your majesty's underwear should be equally stained. This is a good couple, and they can live a long and happy life. "

Li Zhi looked at Wu Mei and said in a dry voice: "I am the emperor."

Wu Mei sneered and said: "There are many emperors in history books, but not many of them can really die of old age. Your majesty might as well take a look at the world today, how many people still think you are the emperor?

You are the emperor when you are in power, but when you are old and weak and can no longer shock the world, who will regard you as the emperor?

I have heard from scholars in the Arab world that in the west of the Arab world, where lions live, when a male lion in a lion group grows old, there are young lions in the wild. When a male lion challenges him, the old lion will be expelled from the lion group after being defeated, and finally eaten by hyenas on the grassland. Your Majesty, look at this, how similar it is to the court of my Tang Dynasty.

The emperor is a saying.

When you are lucky, anyone can sit on the throne and be praised as a sage king. When you are unlucky, even if you are a peerless hero, what good is it? Didn't the King of Western Chu commit suicide by slashing his throat in the Wujiang River, and finally be dismembered by some hyena-like Han generals?

When I am grateful for your grace, you are the supreme emperor. When I hate you deeply, I can still pull you down from the throne. "

Li Zhi smiled softly and said, "Yun Chu is outside Jiucheng Palace, you have no chance."

Wu Mei nodded and said, "There is really no chance, but I can give it a try."

Li Zhi said, "You have no intention of giving it a try. If you really want to fight, I should have become a dead man by now. "

Wu Mei smiled and patted Li Zhi's hand and said, "If your majesty is really ruthless and treats me like a cow and a horse, I really want to fight. I'm annoyed by your majesty, who is affectionate for a while, and I can't do it. "

Li Zhi smiled and said, "Aren't you worried about Yun Chu?"

Wu Mei rolled her eyes at Li Zhi and said, "You have been the emperor for so many years, and you haven't won over a few people. Even your wife and son are not on the same page with you. It's not surprising that Yun Chu appeared.

Yun Chu is actually the best at changing his attitude according to the situation. I thought he would pretend to be deaf and dumb this time, but I didn't expect that he would come to Jiucheng Palace to see you in person, which made me very passive.

He claimed that he would take your majesty back to Chang'an, but he was actually considering his Chang'an. He didn't consider your majesty much. He might make a big fuss, but he would never raise an army to deal with me.

If he really served your majesty wholeheartedly, the palace soldiers around Chang'an would have been dispatched early. "

After listening to Wu Mei's words, Li Zhi pondered for a moment and said, "You can feed me with that bowl of soup now."

Wu Mei smiled brightly when she heard that, and fed Li Zhi spoonful after spoonful of Tremella and Lotus Seed Soup, which Li Zhi ate sweetly.

When Wu Mei came out of Qingliang Palace, she saw Prince Li Hong leaning against a beam with a piece of grass in his mouth.

Seeing his mother coming out, Li Hong spit out the grass in his mouth and said to Wu Mei, "Did father drink that bowl of soup?"

Wu Mei covered her mouth and chuckled, "You and your son are really alike. You both want me to do bad things, but you only do good things. Perhaps, this is the bad nature of your Li family."

Li Hong walked a few steps under the eaves with his hands behind his back and said, "My mother didn't even give me a chance to attack you. "

Wu Mei looked at her son who had grown tall and strong and sighed, "Your mother, I have a husband but it's the same as not having one. I gave birth to four children but all of them turned against me. I only have a little power left. Do you still want to take it away?"

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Li Hong bent down and saluted: "Thank you very much, Queen Mother, for not killing me."

Wu Mei raised her eyes and said, "I originally thought about it this way, but unfortunately, I couldn't make the move."

Li Hong sighed and said: "The child was assassinated thirty-one times in total, sixteen of which the evidence clearly points to the mother."

Wu Mei waved her hand and said: "The people below are all making their own decisions. Just like you tried to assassinate me three times, it's all the same."

Li Hong nodded and said: "Indeed, it is the people below who have made their own decisions. After the dust settles, I think these people should suffer the consequences."

Wu Mei looked at the hypocritical and inhuman son in front of her and sighed: "This is the Tian family."

Li Hong shook his head and said: "That's not the case. When the child was young, he grew up in Yun's. He had lunch at Yun's every day. Yun still had some Hu Feng on him. The family did not implement a meal-sharing system. Put all the food on a large dining table and everyone eats it around the table.

At that time, my children were still young and could not compete with the master and the mistress, not even Naha. Many times, seeing my favorite dishes being eaten by them, I could only eat some dishes that were not to my liking, and I even got into trouble over it. Several games.

As a result, the chef ignored me. Next time he served my favorite dish, he would still use his chopsticks.

Later, the child understood two principles. If he wants to eat well, he must have a big mouth and be fast, and the second is that there must be fewer people on the table to eat.

Children of the first type think it is immodest and undesirable, so they have been implementing the second idea and trying their best to keep the number of people eating at the table as small as possible.

Over the years, the child has tried its best to suppress everyone who can sit at the dinner table. As a result, only mother and son are left at the dinner table. Mother always loves children, so why not sit down at the table by herself? "

Wu Mei smiled and said: "You also know that my mother has suffered hardships since she was a child. She is always worried about not having enough to eat, and the table cannot be empty."

Li Hong looked at his mother with regret and said, "In that case, let me have dinner with my mother for a few years."

Wu Mei said: "Don't you want to force me off the dining table?"

Li Hong shook his head and said: "Master wants me to treat the emperor clearly and clearly. Therefore, the child cannot bear any unkindness or injustice. It is better to wait for a few years. Anyway, the child's appetite is not big now. Mother should eat less." ”

After that, he turned around and left.

Wu Mei called from behind: "Why don't you go and see if your father is okay?"

Li Hong waved his hand and said: "Father, I will definitely be safe and peaceful!"

After watching Li Hong leave, Wu Mei said to the round and round Aunt Chun: "You have also seen that there is nothing good about getting married, and there is nothing good about having children."

Aunt Chun supported Wu Mei and slowly left the Qingliang Hall. As she walked down the steps, she said, "The queen is right. I will never get married, have children, or leave the queen in this life..."

The giant bear gnawed the last bamboo, pulled many green balls outside the Qingliang Hall, and rubbed his butt at the corner of the Qingliang Hall, then entered the Qingliang Hall and put his fat body on his wide feet. On the stool, she opened her mouth and licked Li Zhi's hanging hand. Seeing that Li Zhi didn't want to pay attention to her, she put her head on the foot stool and fell asleep.

Li Zhi's fingers twitched a few times, but finally did not move again.

He lay lifeless on the bed, with countless sadness in his one eye.

Yunchu felt very sad when he looked at Xue Rengui, who was neatly dressed.

Xue Rengui has white beard and hair. He looks like Santa Claus, but not as energetic as Santa Claus. He is so old that one would like to kill him with a knife.

That's right, Yun Chu is just thinking about killing Xue Rengui with a knife. There is no other reason, just because the Jiucheng Palace he guards is now a sieve. He intercepts people who should not be intercepted very well. Those who are a real threat to the emperor, He didn't stop anyone.

"Are you planning to die and grab a good spot in the imperial mausoleum?"

Xue Rengui glanced at the people of Chang'an who were singing and dancing behind him and said, "Why don't you bring a hundred thousand soldiers and horses over here?"

Yunchu spread his hands and said, "I have no intention of rebelling."

Xue Rengui said: "Why don't you ask how your son is doing?"

Yun Chu smiled and said, "If something happens to my son, I will gather 100,000 soldiers and horses to come over."

Xue Rengui said angrily: "Your Majesty's safety is not as important as your son?"

Yun Chu sneered and said: "Since you think your sons are not important, why bother sending them to Hedong? At least, my son is still in Jiucheng Palace. I won't tell you this to a shameless old thief. Where is Ruichun?"

Xue Rengui said expressionlessly: "Dead."

Yun Chu was stunned for a moment and said: "Get out of the way, I want to enter the palace."

Xue Rengui's beard trembled for a moment, and finally he closed his eyes and said, "What difference does it make whether you come or not?"

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