Tang's dining table

Qiuniang is a beautiful woman who is a little tall, with long legs, a thin waist, and a figure as sharp as a knife. Even though there are a few white pockmarks on her face, this still does not affect people's evaluation of her as a stunning beauty.

The beauty of this woman lies in her temperament, coupled with the one-sided look of her hair in a ponytail without saying a word, which makes people feel affectionate.

Gongsun pushed the shy Qiuniang and said: "There is no need to pretend in front of these two people. They are both smart enough. They are not the idiots you usually see. Besides, you are not the beauty they like. Tell me quickly. Business."

Qiuniang rolled her eyes at Gongsun, then smiled at Yunchu and Di Renjie and said, "May I ask you, sir, what is an oiran?"

Di Renjie turned the white jade ring on his thumb and said lazily: "Yunchu and I are both the winners in this year's imperial examination competition. Why? It's because of our full talent.

This is a men’s competition, so what can the women’s competition be? The skin is just a trail, given by the mother-in-law. The beauty and ugliness can be distinguished at a glance. If you want to use this to win the championship, it is not enough. At this time, playing music, chess, calligraphy and painting, singing and dancing, figure, temperament, and talent have become important auxiliaries.

In other words, to be an oiran, you need not only looks, but also talent, temperament, and conversation, all of which are indispensable.

Only those who stand out from the many beauties have the ability to play the role of oiran. From now on, the assignment and organization of various singing, dancing, juggling, etc. at the annual food fair in Jinchangfang will all fall into the hands of the oiran lady without any objection. This alone is enough for this oiran lady to enjoy for a lifetime. "

Qiuniang said: "So, the order of our singing, dancing, and appearance at the food party can no longer be so random. Everyone's appearance times will increase. How to arrange the appearance time is very troublesome."

Seeing that Qiuniang was about to be pulled into Yunchu's arms by her bun, Gongsun pulled Qiuniang back again and said: "Don't blindly fall into a man's arms, sometimes someone will die."

Qiuniang said angrily: "Well, this one belongs to you, and that one belongs to me."

Di Renjie said politely: "Xiaosheng Di Renjie, don't call me that."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Actually, it was only after I looked at your schedule for the past seven days that I discovered that you are all secretly competing. Since you like competing, I will simply arrange an opportunity for you to compete openly.

Let me tell you, it is not impossible to seduce men to vote. I am just worried that you will be too busy. After all, we estimate that the number of people entering Jinchangfang on the first night will not be less than 30,000.

How many can you seduce even if you are exhausted? It's not even as many people as other beauties attracting by flexing their fingers on the stage.

Perform well, and even forget about choosing an oiran. Maybe when you exchange money with Mrs. Cui, you will suddenly find that you are already an oiran. "

Qiuniang obviously wanted to say something else. She really liked the two young men in front of her, so even just talking would be good.

Unfortunately, Qiuniang still reluctantly left after being pulled by the powerful Gongsun who was practicing sword dance.

"This woman will definitely become the madam of a certain teaching in Pingkangfang within a year. Do you believe it or not?"

Di Renjie watched Qiuniang go away, feeling somewhat regretful.

"That's natural. I've been in the church for so many years, and I haven't seen any kind of man. As for him, he seems reluctant to leave in front of the two of us.

Although this feeling is very good, I still have to say that they are planning to develop the two of us into high-rollers who spend a lot of money and lay the foundation for a new teaching workshop in the future. I can still see this clearly. "

Di Renjie sighed and said: "This miserable life, look what it has forced a good beauty into.

You said, if you and I become stupider and don't see human nature so thoroughly, can we live a happier life? "

"You like fake things?"

"Fake things look better, sound better, and make people feel better..."

Li Zhi waved his broad sleeves and sang and danced in the hall. Wu Mei held the child on one side and stepped on the ground with her feet to beat the rhythm for him.

Occasionally, I would hold my child and join in Li Zhi's dance. Just look back and smile, and there would be countless romantic moments.

"Your Majesty, the Duke of Zhao has the original memorial."

As soon as the eunuch's voice fell, Li Zhi and Wu Mei stopped dancing. Li Zhi sneered and said: "Look, this is my good uncle. The memorial has come to my palace."

Wu Mei chuckled and said, "Then send her away quickly. I really want to have some fun with Your Majesty today."

Li Zhi smiled, kissed Wu Mei on the corner of the mouth, ordered to change clothes, and went to see Changsun Wuji.

After a stick of incense, Li Zhi came back angrily. As he walked away, he said angrily: "How can this be unreasonable? How can it be unreasonable? I don't even have the power to allow a small market to hold a small gourmet party?"

Wu Mei smiled and said: "It's a done deal. Duke Zhao should only be here to admonish His Majesty, not to stop His Majesty."

Li Zhi said angrily: "Jinchangfang has spread this matter to the entire Chang'an City, and the yellow dragon flag representing the imperial power has been planted on the side of the giant phoenix. It's already like this. Why do you think he still comes to make me unhappy?" Woolen cloth.

He also said that I have grown up and can no longer be naughty.

Listen, listen, what nonsense is this? My children are already in a group, and he still treats me as a child.

He also took out my father's "Emperor's Code" and asked me to abide by it carefully, to be considerate of all the people in the world, and to know the ancestral teachings that water can carry a boat but also capsize it!

This pisses me off so much, Wu Mei, do you think he knows Yun Chu’s purpose for doing this? Does he know that this is a grand event held by officials?

Did he know that as long as this grand event that brings joy to all people is held, there will be two more kilometers of schools and pingzhun pharmacies in Wannian County?

He didn't know anything, but he just came to lecture me. Is he the emperor or am I the emperor?

Wow, wow, it really pisses me off. "

Seeing Li Zhi lying on the brocade couch, kicking his legs randomly, Wu Mei asked worriedly: "Your Majesty, you didn't have an attack on the spot, did you?"

Li Zhi said blankly: "If I had an attack on the spot, I wouldn't be angry anymore. It would be his turn to be angry."

Wu Mei put her daughter next to Li Zhi's head, teasing the child and talking to Li Zhi.

Li Zhi looked at the moon-white scholar's shirt he had changed into and sighed, "Forget it, we won't go out."

Wu Mei whispered: "Everything should focus on the overall situation."

Li Zhi smiled bitterly and said, "This world is so boring."

Wu Mei could only smile bitterly, and neither husband nor wife was interested in talking. They quietly hugged a screaming baby, closed their eyes and let out a sigh of relief.

At this moment, I heard the eunuch shout loudly: "Your Majesty, the British Duke Li Ji wants to see you."

Li Zhi opened his eyes suddenly, looked at Wu Mei and said, "You said, I just agreed to a folk event. Doesn't this also violate the laws of heaven?"

As he spoke, Li Zhi jumped up from the brocade couch, held the sword he had just removed from his body and roared: "I must go to Jinchangfang!"

After yelling, he hurriedly left the palace.

Wu Mei looked at Li Zhi's back and sighed deeply. This was not what a mature emperor should look like.

An hour later, Li Zhi came back again. This time, the look on his face was extremely strange. It couldn't be said to be joy or anger. Wu Mei thought that the emperor was finally persuaded by Li Ji. After all, , Li Ji was a rare wise man in the Tang Dynasty.

Wu Mei whispered: "Has His Majesty's anger dissipated?"

Li Zhi frowned and said: "I told Mr. Ying that I would go to Jinchangfang Bailongyufu for a night visit, just to see what he would say.

Unexpectedly, Duke Ying said that I had stayed in the palace for too long and had never really gone among the people to listen, see and feel.

He also encouraged me not to be afraid of my people. They are all grateful to me now and thank me for bringing them a peaceful and peaceful life.

He also said that if I go to Jinchangfang in Bailongyu uniform, I must ask him to go with me. Not only will he go, but Su Dingfang, Liang Jianfang, Zheng Rentai and other veteran army generals will accompany me.

He also said that with a group of people like them here, I would be safe even if I was in a dragon's pond or a tiger's den. "

After listening to Li Zhi's words, Wu Mei quickly changed into Zhaoyi's court clothes, took the most standard court steps, came to Li Zhi, bowed down and said: "Your Majesty has won the hearts of the old ministers, and I congratulate your Majesty."

Li Zhi turned his head to the sky and laughed...

"Wu Mei, if you give me some more time, I will definitely let you sit on the throne of queen."

At dawn, the gates of Jinchangfang opened wide, and fast horses sprang out from Jinchangfang one after another. Under the control of the knights wearing bright clothes on the horses, they quickly dispersed to various streets in Chang'anfang City. The flag on his back whistled, and the shouts of "Jinchangfang is open" quickly spread throughout Chang'an City.

Li Ji opened the carriage curtain and took a look outside, and said to Li An: "Go and reply to the Yun family. I will be there for his wedding."

Li An smiled and said: "This is a great honor for the Yun family."

Li Ji did not answer, but continued: "Tell Yun Chu to get rid of all the bad people under his command, and no suspicious people are allowed to approach Jinchangfang during these seven days.

You also told him that anyone who disobeys the order - beheaded! "

After saying that, he took out a gold medal from his arms and handed it to Li An. Li An was taken aback and said quickly: "Lang Jun, are you planning to mobilize troops to enter the city?"

Li Ji nodded and said, "I can't trust others. It's better to prepare yourself for some things."

"Lang Jun can't trust Yun Chu either?"

"I can't trust anyone. Go ahead and ask them to wait at your house. If anything changes, I will summon them."

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