Tang's dining table

A tour group of 17,623 people was trapped in the carnival for twelve hours.

This is the effect that Yun Chu wants in Jinchangfang.

Only carnival can make people forget the long time, and only carnival can make these people who usually live frugally feel generous once in a while, because happiness is priceless.

However, anyone who enters Jinchangfang, no matter how beautiful the beauties on the stage are, how enchanting the dances are, or how joyful the acrobatics are, unless they have already finished their meal because they came early, their first The first choice is always - the big cafeteria.

September is the most abundant time for food in the Tang Dynasty. At this time, the autumn grain has already fallen into the bag, and the food that should be stored has been stored. In addition, in the past spring and summer, Chang'an had good weather, so I am willing to spend an extra two hundred There are still many people who come to Jinchangfang to broaden their horizons.

These people have never seen the so-called stunning beauties before. Now there are stunning beauties wearing few and thin clothes, singing, dancing, and sword dancing on the stage. Some soft-boned beauties can even put their heads on their buttocks, and then Put it in a bucket yourself...

There was a fat Orchid who could actually dance on a small table, spinning her body and jumping like a crazy lamb. But for such a fat lamb, no matter how fiercely it jumped, Always stood firmly on the table without falling.

People actually don’t understand watching Hu people dancing, especially those in Jinchangfang who have just escaped from basic poverty. They just want to see when the Hu Ji wearing a big skirt with exposed legs falls off the table. inside, so as to expose more of the thighs.

Every time he almost fell, people would exclaim, and when he finally didn't fall, everyone would express regret in unison.

However, this Hu Ji finally fell off as everyone wished, but her legs were not exposed, but a greasy white patch was exposed on her chest, which dazzled everyone.

Just like that, after finally getting up, he covered his buttocks that seemed to be hurt by the fall, and told all the audience in stuttering Chinese that the reason why he fell was entirely because of the constraints of clothes. Next time, be prepared to wear less. The clothes come out and continue to dance for everyone to see.

If she falls down again at that time, please cover your eyes and don't look at her embarrassment...

The woman on the swing was neatly dressed, but people soon discovered the difference. After every few swings on the swing, the beauty's body would shed her skin. As the swing went higher, there would always be a layer of skin as thin as a cicada. Wing's clothes fell from the sky.

The curious people raised their heads and stared at the enchanting dancer without blinking, for fear of missing some details.

As a result, when one of the dancer's clothes fell off, the dancer's two bare arms were exposed. Just when people continued to expect that her clothes would continue to fall off, the swing slowly stopped.

However, a waiter standing next to the swing secretly said to the audience in front of him: "There will be no clothes prepared by her wife tomorrow..."

At the beginning of the year, Di Renjie watched the two performances with great interest. They both felt very good. They were both gorgeous but not vulgar, vulgar but not flattering.

Very good dances, such as "Plucking Wei" and "Southern Wind", don't move for a long time, but when they move, they are still cold. They are not good to say, and even the music next to them is not good, and it takes a long time to start playing.

Such good things are not suitable to appear on such a national carnival occasion. Really good programs are what people like to see.

They like to watch the beauty turn over and reveal her belly button, or see the small half of the jade bowl with pimples through the beauty's wide sleeves.

Qiuniang obviously understands what is the spirit of mass entertainment, so today, she put a black mole the size of a soybean on the corner of her mouth.

It was strange that after she clicked on the mole, her voice became slightly hoarse, and she pointed out the shortcomings of the two beauties, Hu and Han, in a professional spirit.

"Hu Ji is too stupid, and Seventeenth Mother is too smart. Hu Ji dances the Hu Xuan dance very well. Everyone knows that today, it doesn't matter whether she dances the Hu Xuan well or not. The important thing is to make others willing to use the bamboo stick. Throw it into her bamboo basket.

This is a real money transaction, not just skipping one game and taking the money from another.

Hu Ji had big breasts, so she had to expose some of them. Even if she had one exposed when she fell down, she foolishly wrapped herself up tightly and wasted a good opportunity for hundreds of people to watch. She was so angry. I'll whip her when I get back.

The Seventeenth Mother has no breasts, so she has to show her back. What kind of temptation is it to pull off her clothes one by one? The people watching here are not those young men in the seminary. They all have to pretend to be elegant. The vulgar people just like to watch vulgar things. They have seduced the people here until their mouths are dry, and finally they just show their arms. That’s it?

Go back and whip her. "

The red lips kept turning, and there was a black mole trembling brightly on the side. This dead woman, just by saying a word, made Yun Chu and Di Renjie bend down and run away.

"Tsk, tsk, this is the real profession." Di Renjie finally straightened up and sighed sincerely.

"It's a pity that Brother Wenwen is not here. If he were here, he would regret bringing his wife to Jinchangfang for fun."

Yunchu was also very emotional. The brothel business of the Tang Dynasty started with Guan Zhong and has been more than 1,300 years now. After countless generations of beauty lovers, it has long surpassed what Yunchu has seen. A clubhouse from an era more than 1,300 years after the Tang Dynasty.

"Brother, I'm Xi'an..." As soon as he started speaking, he lost interest.

Yun Chu looked at Di Renjie and said, "Hey, I'm getting married tomorrow. It's normal to endure it. Why do you have to work so hard?"

"It's better to be fair in this kind of thing. There was a letter from my hometown in Bingzhou saying that my mother was suffering from typhoid fever. The little lady of the Wang family took care of her for two months without taking any clothes off. She is a truly good daughter.

She is a good girl, and I have no choice but to become a good damn man. "

Yun Chu nodded. It seemed that pursuing fairness was what this guy had always pursued. It was not surprising at all to do such a thing.

Jinchangfang was overcrowded, and there were crowds of people everywhere, and there was even more cheers at the polo field.

After the two hurried over, they discovered that a group of women from Jiaofangsi were playing polo.

Yunchu took one look at it and dragged Naha away who was standing on the sidelines and screaming hard... These dead women relied on their good equestrian skills, but none of them refused to put their butts on the saddle properly. Pouting her buttocks which have become very big due to riding horses for a long time, just look at the hoarse people watching polo in the audience and you will know that except for Naha, she is a serious polo watcher, and the rest are To see someone's butt.

"I want to play polo like this in the future!" Passing by a stall selling candied haws, Naha casually pulled out three sticks from the straw bundle and gave one to each of Yunchu and Di Renjie.

Yunchu stared at the candied haws for a moment, then grabbed Naha's collar, lifted her up and yelled, "You came into my study again?"

While biting the red fruit candied haws without fear, Naha said to Yun Chu: "The twenty-eighth mother's father fell and broke his leg while working at the Guangfufang construction site, and her brother went to the Guangfufang construction site to move bricks. , As a result, her brother injured his hand again and was unable to carry bricks.

If you don't let Sanfei teach her how to make candied haws for sale, what will you let her family eat? "

Yun Chu said angrily: "Except for my brother and I, all the people in the world are pitiful, right? I'm the only one who's not pitiful, am I?"

Naha bit another candied haws and said: "You are drunk, and you are still yelling in our yard - I am born with talents that will be useful, and I will come back after all the money I spent! I learned to be so generous from you. .”

Yun Chu was speechless, stuffed Naha into Di Renjie's arms and said, "Here you go."

Di Renjie hugged Naha in surprise and laughed: "Are you telling the truth? In this case, this girl will become my sister."

Naha kicked her legs and slipped out of Di Renjie's arms. She took a few steps and took Yun Chu's hand: "My brother is not short of money! He can make it back even if he is short of money."

Seeing his girl's big eyes blinking, although she was telling the truth, Yun Chu still wanted to know who gave her the confidence to say this.

When they returned home, the brother and sister discovered that there was a door god holding a spurge in front of their house.

Yun Chu stepped forward and said, "Brother Keep the promise, why are you here to guard the door of my house if you don't want to watch the energetic singing and dancing?"

Pei Xingjian said with a donkey face: "Stop talking nonsense, let's have a fight. The winner will have a gourmet party next year, and the loser will challenge the winner next year and bet on where the next gourmet party will be held."

Yun Chu smiled bitterly and said, "Isn't this unreasonable?"

Pei Xingjian said: "Reasoning is left to the literati. You and I are both warriors on the battlefield. Why not speak with weapons? Win with dignity and lose with integrity. This is what a man should do."

Yun Chu carefully pushed away the spurge that was about to hit his face with his hand, and said sadly: "Brother Shouyu, you really can't follow Mr. Liang anymore. We are different from them. Both of us are Jinshi. The new generation of strong generals who are both civil and military are very different from their reckless counterparts.

You can't always take advantage of a rude person and use it to your death. "

Pei Xingjian sneered and said, "Okay, let's be reasonable. You first tell me about using a whip to peel off Gongsun's robe in front of me."

After finishing speaking, without waiting for Yun Chu's reply, he pointed at Di Renjie and said, "After the battle between me and Yun Chu is over, I will fight to the death with you, a shameless thief!"

Unlike Yun Chu, who was somewhat willing to fight Pei Xingjian when he faced the challenge, Di Renjie, who had already gained weight, dared to fight Pei Xingjian fiercely. This was purely seeking death.

However, he also knew very well that this was the plan devised by Pei Xingjian, who did not want to give Yun Chu a reason to refuse.

Yunchu sighed and said: "Even if I ask you to do it and organize it, do you know how to organize, how to arrange, how to publicize, and how to distribute profits?"

Pei Xingjian laughed and said, "If I beat you, I will understand everything."

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Last night, there was a thunderstorm here, and I promised to have a power outage at midnight, so I uploaded it in a hurry, but it turned out to be wrong. I had no choice but to make it up during the day. 'Also, brothers and sisters, don't pay attention to the appendix at the end. It's used by Qidian to prevent theft. This is a manual job, so I can't guarantee the time accurately - ahhhhh'