Tang's dining table

When Yunchu left in the morning, Yu Xiurong was still fine. He said he had a bad appetite in the morning, so he reluctantly drank a bowl of porridge, two fried dough sticks, a bowl of tofu and four meat buns.

There is no sign of anything related to production.

Although Yunchu was very sure that the due date was within these days, it was obvious that his two children had no intention of seeing him today.

His wife was able to eat, his children were safe, his sister was naughty, and his family was well. Yun Chu just went to court, and in the end, he was marked 250 by the emperor.

It's good. Now the child is anxious to see his father. As long as the child comes out, he no longer has to worry about his wife's belly exploding.

The bay-red horse seemed to know his brother's anxious mood and ran all the way. Not only did he not hit anyone, but he also got him home in the shortest time.

As soon as they entered, they found that the Yun family, which had always been orderly, was in chaos. Even Fei Ba, a guy who only knew how to drink and had no brains, was looking anxiously at the moon door of the inner house on tiptoes.

Yunchu didn't get off his horse until he reached the atrium and entered the back house. He heard a loud cry of a baby coming from the sterilized delivery room that had been prepared.

Then, Cui's extremely happy voice was heard accompanied by the baby's cry.

"The one who came out first is Xiaolangjun. He is the eldest son of the Yun family, his legitimate son, blessed by gods and Buddhas."

Yunchu stopped, smiled, and looked up at the sky.

The weather in Chang'an City today is not very good. The morning glow has not dissipated. It is spread like a brocade ribbon on the east side of Chang'an City, but the sky is clear and clear over Chang'an City. The tall Big Wild Goose Pagoda spreads its shadow to the west like a clock, almost running through it. The whole city of Chang'an.

Naha ran in panting. When she heard that her nephew had been born, she was eager to get into the delivery room to see her nephew, but she was pushed out mercilessly by Mrs. Cui who was guarding the door.

There were already six stable women in the house guarding Yu Xiurong, so there was no room for her to interfere.

"Don't be in a hurry to take the baby out. Let's watch his sister together after she is born." Yun Chu shouted loudly into the delivery room.

Perhaps hearing Yun Chu's voice, Yu Xiurong, who was already very tired, seemed to have regained his energy and began to shout to continue living.

"Brother, I really want to see my nephew and niece." Naha leaned against Yun Chu, and the two looked up at the sky together.

"You'll see it soon. They should be just like when you were born, small, soft, and ugly."

"I'm not ugly, and neither are my nephew and niece."

"When you were born, I was the first person to hold you. Wouldn't I know whether you were ugly or not?

However, you were so small when you were born. There was no soft cloth at home, so we had to wrap you in leather.

The leather is very hard and not breathable, so you cry all the time.

I picked up a tattered flag from the battlefield, boiled it several times in boiling water, and then dried it in the sun. Finally, I beat the tattered flag with a wooden stick until it was soft and wrapped it around you so that you wouldn't cry. "

Naha likes to hear her brother talk about things she didn't know before. As long as he starts talking, she will feel very comfortable.

This child's sense of crisis has come.

So Yun Chu put his arm around her shoulders and told her some good things that he had done to her in the past to increase her confidence.

Speaking of which, Naha is more suitable to be his daughter than his sister.

This kid really grew up after he pooped and peed.

Just when Naha was immersed in the good times of the past, the baby's cry came again from the delivery room.

"It's a little lady." Cui's joyful voice came again.

Yun Chu let out a sigh of relief, and his anxious heart finally relaxed.

In a short time, Cui and Wenpo, the number one person in Wannian County, appeared in front of Yun Chu with a child in their arms.

Mrs. Cui held the boy in her arms and bowed to Yunchu respectfully: "Please give me a name, head of the family."

Yun Chu leaned over and looked at the child's tightly clenched hands, and said softly: "My name is Yun Jin. To Yun, the birth of this child is a piece of beautiful jade given to me by God."

Ms. Cui looked at the child in her arms with a smile and said, "Yunjin, Yunjin, Yun's beautiful jade."

Yun Chu took the son from Mrs. Cui and held her in her arms. Mrs. Cui took the baby girl from Mrs. Wen's hand and once again knelt down and said, "Please give me a name for the little lady, please."

Yunchu looked at the colorful clouds that were about to disappear on the horizon and said, "The brocade clouds are like ribbons, and the colors are dancing in the air. My son's name should be Yun Jin."

Although the pronunciation of the two children's names is the same, Cui did not misunderstand. She is also a well-educated woman, so she naturally knows the difference between the two children's names.

Mrs. Cui hugged the child and saluted her again: "Yunjin, Yunjin, Yunshi's Caiyun Niang."

The two children were in Yun Chu's hands. It was estimated that the other Wen Pos had already packed up Yu Xiurong, so she carried the two children and Naha, who was watching the baby on her brother's shoulder, into the delivery room together.

Yun Chu entered the delivery room, first thanked the six stable women here, and then said to Cui, "As a reward, five golden melon seeds."

The six stable women thought that they could make a small fortune by delivering babies to the county magistrate's wife, but they did not expect that the county magistrate's reward would be so generous.

Cui smiled and took away a group of overjoyed Wen Pos, leaving the space for Yun's five masters.

Yu Xiurong's face was pale, but there was a strong sense of pride in her brows. She gave birth to a pair of children to Yun Chu at once. She was worthy of the grand pomp her husband gave her when he married her, and she was also worthy of the ten-mile red makeup that stunned the people of Chang'an. .

Yun Chu placed the two children next to Yu Xiurong, held her cold hand and said, "Thank you for your hard work."

Yu Xiurong looked at the proud work in front of him, raised his eyebrows at Yun Chu and said, "I said back then, you won't suffer any loss if you marry me."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "I have never doubted this sentence, and I firmly believe that I have married a treasure."

Yu Xiurong's body completely relaxed, she closed her eyes slightly and said, "I will have no regrets in this life."

After saying that, he immediately opened his eyes and looked at Naha who was fascinated by the child and said: "No, when I find a good family for Naha to marry, I will have no regrets."

Naha curled her lips, obviously repelling Yu Xiurong's words.

The stable women waited for Yu Xiurong to give birth to milk, then they wiped their mouths that were shiny from eating, clutched the five golden melon seeds that the host had given them, and left with regret.

After the baby drank milk and Yu Xiurong fell into a deep sleep, Yun Chu left the delivery room. In the next month, Yu Xiurong would spend her confinement in this room.

When he arrived at the atrium, he saw Master Qiuji, the abbot of Daci'en Temple, sitting on a chair and smiling at him.

Yun Chu didn't really like spying on his family's foundation, mainly because the person's name didn't sound good, and he didn't like it in terms of both the literal meaning and the connotation. The literal meaning was too rogue, and the meaning was too sinister. Why would he keep looking at other people's family property?

Just when Yun Chu thought that Master Que Ji came here to celebrate his birthday, Master Que Ji took out a piece of paper from his large monk robe and handed it to Yun Chu and said: "Master Xuanzang knows that you already have an heir. , I pity you for having no words so far, so I gave you a very good word, Yuchu!

Then, Yunchu changed his name to Yuchu! "

Being given a calligraphy by Master Xuanzang was a great honor and blessing for the people of the Tang Dynasty, almost as much as being given a calligraphy by the emperor.

For Yunchu, it was obvious that it was much better for Master Xuanzang to give characters than to be given by the emperor.

He even believed that from today on, when others call him, they will usually call him Yun Yuchu. As for the nickname, it is likely to be the two hundred and five that Emperor Li Zhi said as a prophecy.

Yunchu, courtesy name Yuchu, number, two hundred and five. In one day, Yunchu had a son, a daughter, a name, and a social media number. It was a fruitful day.

In Yunchu's expectant eyes, Master Qiuji actually... left. Such a wealthy monk actually walked away with his sleeves waving, without leaving any gifts.

Di Renjie, Wen Wenwen followed.

Di Renjie was whispering to Mrs. Cui, and learned from a few words that this guy was asking how the Yun family's delivery room was organized, who invited Mrs. Wen, and whether any special delivery methods were used.

Apparently, he was preparing for his wife to give birth.

"Ah, Brother Yun! Congratulations, you have a boy and a girl in one fell swoop, and you have both children in an instant. This is a sign of great wealth.

Then he went home and reprimanded Zhuo Jing, saying that if he gave birth to one child at a time, he would be surrounded by dangers. He was really not a son of man. "

Yun Chu found a chair and sat down and said to Wen Wen: "There is a secret recipe for this. There is a book called "Ode to the Great Joy of Yin and Yang of Heaven and Earth". I wonder if Brother Rumor has heard of it?"

He smiled softly and said, "Brother Two Hundred and Five underestimates Brother Yu. Although Brother Yu cannot be said to know all the books in the world, he is still well-read. If so, the title of the book that even Brother Yu has never heard of must have been made up by Brother Two Hundred and Five."

Yun Chu sneered and said: "Husband, life is the foundation of man; lust is man's benefit.

Capital savings and profits are nothing more than food and clothing.

With enough food and clothing, there is nothing more than joy.

The most exquisite pleasure is the way of husband and wife, and it is in line with the feelings of men and women.

Love knows, nothing can be handed over.

The rest of the official titles and titles are due to the decline of human feelings.

Husband's structure has become the origin of group ethics and the beginning of good fortune.

The heaven and the earth are connected and the load is balanced, and the man and the woman are connected and the yin and yang are in harmony. Therefore, Zhongni said that marriage is great, and the poet wrote the chapter "Katydid".

Examining the roots and looking for them cannot be separated from this. Then I thought about the ambitions of men and women, describing the beauty and beauty. "

Brother Liuyan listened to Yunchu reciting a passage and found that this passage was so emotional and reasonable that it could not have been compiled in a short time. He couldn't help but take a breath and said: "Is there really such a strange book?"

Yun Chu chuckled and said, "Where do you think my little children came from?"

"Where is such a wonderful book now?"

Yun Chu turned around and saw that Di Renjie had already gathered next to the two of them. Judging from his eager expression, he was probably very fascinated by this book.

Of course, Yun Chu did not have such a book, because this book was written by Bai Juyi's younger brother Bai Xing, who does not exist at all now.

He can remember the opening chapter just so that when others are telling dirty jokes at the wine table, he will take out this thing, not only to look elegant, but also to make others think that he is very knowledgeable...

Attachment: The next chapter will be released at 5 pm on the 8th. You read it first, and I will continue writing. This book is the first release of Qidian. Everyone is welcome to read it on the Qidian app——

Thanks to Brother Digital for the name. Anyway, none of the names I had thought about for a long time were as good as the name you came up with, so I’ll use it. Thank you very much.