Tang's dining table

Li Ji actually hoped that Yun Chu could stand up and wave the red flag, so that he would have reason to send Yun Chu to Liaodong at the beginning of spring.

Pei Xingjian had already made great contributions once in Liaodong, and he wanted to go again and make greater contributions.

As for Xue Rengui, he believed that capturing the flag was a great opportunity for him to leave the court and go to the frontier to make contributions.

As for Yunchu, he had no intention of leaving Chang'an. He had lived with the Hu people at the border for thirteen years. He had seen enough of the desert, Gobi, snow-capped mountains, and grasslands.

He likes to have a bowl of porridge, soup, noodles, or tofu, fried dough sticks, or steamed buns that suits his appetite when he wakes up in the morning.

Instead of eating dry fried noodles and tsampa.

People who have never herded sheep always think that shepherds eat mutton and beef for every meal. I don’t know what they think. Anyway, Yun Chu has been a herdsman for several years, and eating a roast mutton meal is like celebrating the New Year.

He likes to stay in Chang'an City and watch the various markets here, instead of hiding under the snow-capped mountains and watching those Uighur boys chirping me and me with the big-tailed sheep (not a typo).

He likes to watch the endless flow of people on the street instead of watching the endless flow of sheep and horses.

He likes to have a clean wife nestled in his arms beside him, not in the frontier, even in beautiful moments like London, when one hand needs to be free to grasp the hilt of a knife.

It makes sense that God gave a man two hands. Each design echoes a woman's body structure. Obviously, grabbing the handle of a knife is a wrong use of the hands.

It is difficult for people who have not stayed in the primitive Western Regions for a long time to understand Yun Chu's idea of ​​​​wanting to die in Chang'an City.

There were people who were willing to go to the frontier to fight the foreigners on their behalf, and they were so eager that Yun Chu had no reason not to help them.

It wasn't Yun Chu who turned towards Xue Rengui. If the second person to step onto the platform was Pei Xingjian, Yun Chu would still have given him the red flag.

Yunchu's subordinates had no objection to this. They also hated going to the border to fight with foreigners. It could even be said that why would they risk their lives for something they could get in Chang'an?

If a person has money, his life will become valuable.

Xue Rengui received a lot of rewards. Yunchu ordered a team of government servants to help Xue Rengui transport them, and finally sent them to Wannian County government office.

As for the money in the casino, although the winner was Xue Rengui, the casino had to compensate the people of Wannian County according to Yunchu's handicap.

They are also very reluctant, because the payout amount for a one-to-one bet is too different from that for a one-to-eight bet.

There was no casino that did not pay compensation according to the strategy given by Yun Chu, not even the casino owner who complained.

These people can still tell the difference between a full meal and a full meal.

In the cold winter months, nothing can make people feel more happy than eating a mutton hot pot.

There is no chili, which is the biggest regret. Fortunately, chive flowers, fermented bean curd, and sesame sauce are still available here at Yunchu.

Wenwen likes to serve mutton with mustard, so he is the sloppiest when eating mutton and needs to constantly wipe his nose and tears.

"His Majesty used two thousand craftsmen to dig up the high platform overnight and took out eight hundred kilograms of gunpowder. It seems to be a top secret, but in fact, everyone who needs to know knows it."

Gentle wiped away the tears and said to Yun Chu and Di Renjie with a cry.

"So, in order to show his innocence, Duke Ying took out a thunderbolt in front of His Majesty and lit it under the platform to prove his innocence.

After all, if he wanted to assassinate the king at that time, he could just throw the thunderbolt on His Majesty. "

Di Renjie heard what Yun Chu said about the scene at that time, and now he can easily draw a conclusion based on Wen Wen's words.

Wen Wen covered her nose with a handkerchief and made a "boss" sound. Then she opened the handkerchief and looked at her results. If she felt very satisfied, she put it in her sleeves and said to Yun Chu: "Changsun Wuji came to apologize and took me away." Gunpowder, everything was explained in detail, and I heard it was accurate."

Di Renjie sighed and said: "Once Chu Suiliang left, Changsun Wuji no longer had any talents around him. It is impossible to be absolutely accurate. The more accurate he is, the more others will doubt him."

Yun Chu took a bite of mutton and said, "No matter what he does, the emperor's attitude towards him has been very obvious. The judge of the Wuyan Academy has been sent to prison, and the manager of the gunpowder workshop has also been sent to prison.

If these two people couldn't figure out the source of the eight hundred kilograms of gunpowder, that would be the fate of the Yi tribe.

Do you think the two of them can explain it clearly? "

Di Renjie said: "If you can explain it clearly, why can't you explain it clearly? And I must be able to explain it clearly."

Hearing what Di Renjie said, even Gentleman, who had always been heartless, sighed.

"Sometimes, it's much more difficult for a living person than a dead person. Eight hundred kilograms of gunpowder can put everyone in the court in danger.

From now on, I'm afraid no one wants to have anything to do with gunpowder. I think this may be His Majesty’s original intention. "

Yun Chu was silent for a moment and said: "We should do our own thing well and not get involved in the emperor's affairs, nor in the affairs of those ministers.

No matter how the current situation changes, life must go on. "

Wen Wen nodded and raised his wine glass to touch it with Di Renjie Yunchu, and then the three of them relaxed their stomachs and started eating and drinking.

When Li Hong entered his mother's palace, he specially asked the nuns to rearrange his clothes, carefully tucked a lock of naughty hair into a golden hair ring, and flicked the beautiful red pom-pom with his hands. , and then cautiously walked into Wu Mei's bedroom.

A palace servant was holding Li Xian and standing at the edge of the curtain. His father was not there, so Li Hong didn't even bother to take a look, so he came to his mother's side, hugged her thigh and looked up at Wu Mei and said, "Auntie, I don't want to go to the East Palace."

Wu Mei lowered her head to look at her son and said calmly: "You are the prince, what can you do if you don't go to the East Palace?"

Li Hong said angrily: "Unless the queen mother also moves to the East Palace."

When Wu Mei heard this, a smile appeared on her face and she said: "That can't be done, that's your place, not the place where the queen mother lives."

Li Hong firmly hugged Wu Mei's thigh with one arm and said angrily: "If Aniang doesn't go, Hong'er won't go either."

Wu Mei raised her hand and slapped Li Hong on the buttocks and said: "Don't mess around. After Emperor Qin makes the decree, you can go to the East Palace and learn your skills from the masters. If you learn your skills well, you will be better than anything else." "

"How about my father also goes to live in the East Palace, so that my mother can go."

Wu Mei ignored the bastard son next to her and continued to flip through the documents in her hand. After reading for a while, she handed two of the documents to the female officer and said, "Take it and execute it. It will take effect immediately."

Seeing that his mother was free, Li Hong continued to hold her legs and groaned, expressing his unwillingness to go to the East Palace.

Wu Mei was annoyed.

While the mother and son were still hesitating, Li Zhi brought the giant bear into the hall, took Li Xian from the palace servants, opened the swaddling clothes, looked at it, and then asked Li Hong with a smile why he provoked him. Mother is angry.

Wu Mei said boredly: "Your son said that the East Palace is too big and he doesn't want to go, so he wants to find a small house with us to live in. He also said that he will not go unless His Majesty and I also go to live in the East Palace."

Li Zhi pulled Li Hong and said: "The East Palace is very good. My father used to live in the East Palace. Let me tell you, there is a green pavilion there. It is an unknown grass that climbs all over the pavilion, giving the whole pavilion They all put on a green dress, and every year in midsummer, my father would take a blanket and sleep there. Not only is it cool, but it is also where you can have the best dreams."

Li Hong thought about the scene described by his father and said cheerfully: "When next summer, father, mother, queen, and children, we will go to sleep in the green pavilion and have a good dream together."

Li Zhi laughed loudly after hearing this and said to Wu Mei: "Who doesn't want to secretly have a dream? Wu Mei, this child's nature is not like either of the two of us."

Wu Mei smiled and said: "Fortunately, from the time I was pregnant with this child until his birth, I was under His Majesty's nose. Otherwise, I would not be able to bear the crime of a son being unworthy of his father."

Li Zhi looked at Li Hong's eyebrows, then took a bronze mirror to look at himself. Finally, the father and son faced each other and looked into the mirror together. Li Zhi looked at it for a while, then dropped the mirror and said, "It's just like when I was a child." appearance."

Wu Mei smiled strangely, took Li Xian over, let Li Hong hold him, and asked Li Zhi to take another look at the two brothers.

Everything comes out in this comparison. Li Hong has the same pair of red phoenix eyes as Li Zhi. The corners of the eyes of both father and son are slightly upward. Li Xian is different. His eyes are rounder and his nose is not as good as Li Zhi. Li Hong So straight and straight, especially the midline on the lips, which is not as clearly distinguishable as Li Zhi and Li Hong.

Li Zhi glanced at Wu Mei angrily and said, "What can a child see?"

Wu Mei said slowly: "That's different. Master Huiru came to the palace to visit me when I gave birth to Hong'er. She once said that Hong'er's appearance was beyond words.

After Li Xian was born, Master Huiru also visited the palace. After seeing Li Xian, Master Huiru said nothing.

When it comes to observing people and images, Master Huiru’s ability is still superior to that of Master Xuanzang. Your Majesty, tell me, why is this? "

Li Zhi laughed out loud and said, "My heart is broken and I can't change it."

Wu Mei smiled bitterly and said: "In this concubine, even if it makes sense, Your Majesty will still be entangled in it. Why is it that when you go to someone else's place, even if you don't make sense, why can Your Majesty still find three points of truth?"

Li Zhi patted the giant bear on the head and said, "I never doubted it."

Wu Mei sighed and said, "This is the first time I heard that being smart is also a sin."

Li Zhi hugged Li Hong and said to his son seriously: "Son, when you marry in the future, the more stupid you are, the better."

Li Hong nodded and said: "Kid, remember, if you want to marry a stupid wife in the future, even if she is not stupid, she must be beaten to a stupid wife."

Li Zhi nodded happily, and then said to Wu Mei, "My son is still wiser."

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