Tang's dining table

The dumplings with chive filling are indeed very fresh, but this is nothing to Li Zhi and his wife.

Yu Xiurong was very smart and sent thirty-six dumplings, which was just enough for two adults.

As a result, Yun Jin ate four, Li Si ate two, and Li Hong wanted to eat after ten, but was kicked away by Li Zhi.

The order in which you eat dumplings is important.

Li Hong swallowed one first, then fed one to Yun Jin and another to Li Si. Seeing that the two people had not moved yet, he continued until there were twenty dumplings left before Li Zhi and Wu Mei started to take action.

After eating the dumplings, Li Zhi and Wu Mei continued to watch the newly rehearsed song and dance of Taiyue Department - Yangliu Branch.

Li Si got a jade exquisite. Whether the jade is good or not is of no significance to the Yun family. There are many more in Naha's house, but the carving is the best.

Yun Jin got a gold Ruyi, which was heavy on his hand. Yun Jin didn't like it and wanted the knife in Li Hong's hand.

Li Hong led the two of them out of Hanyuan Hall with a smile. After seeing that the person who escorted them out was Aunt Chun, he picked up one of them with one hand and walked toward the outside of Taiji Palace with rapid strides. As he walked, he said: "Two idiots, When you go to Hanyuan Hall, why don’t you know how to turn around and come to the East Palace, and I’ll take you there?”

Li Si screamed: "If you call me a fool again, I will tell Aunt Naha and ask you to pay back the money."

Listening to Li Si talking about Naha, Li Hong felt a dull pain in his heart. He put the two little ones on the ground and said: "In the future, I will send things to the palace, especially food. Let me deliver them. If you are fine, don't give them." Come in."

Li Si pouted and said, "I didn't want to come at all."

Just when Li Hong was about to speak, he heard Aunt Chun say faintly: "I can still breathe, please don't treat me as a dead person, okay?"

Yun Jin patted Aunt Chun's fat hand and said, "The housekeeper bought sixty donkeys. Come tomorrow and we can eat donkey steaks together."

Aunt Chun looked at her belly and round thighs and sighed: "The Queen asked me to be a vegetarian for one year and she is not allowed to show my obesity."

Yun Jin said disdainfully: "The pigs in Qujiangfang eat vegetarian food all day long, and each one is fatter than the last."

Aunt Chun said angrily: "Who said that?"

Yun Jin said: "Mr. Cui said this when grandma knocked the braised pork off my sister's chopsticks."

Aunt Chun looked at Li Si with envy and said, "If you can eat meat, just eat more. I can't eat it."

Li Si looked at Aunt Chun's round face, shuddered and said, "I don't dare to eat it. If I eat more, I won't be able to dance."

Li Hong refused to speak after being warned by Aunt Chun. Seeing that the three people were talking nonsense, he couldn't help but said: "It's easy to lose weight, just ask Li Si to ask Sun Shenxian for a prescription.

As long as you lose weight, your mother will not restrict you from eating meat. "

Yun Jin said happily: "Okay, okay, you can drink medicine and eat meat at the same time!"

Although Yun Jin's idea was unreliable, Aunt Chun still became happy and happily sent the three of them out of the palace.

As soon as the three people left, the heavy palace doors were locked, shutting the three people out.

Li Hong looked back at the closed palace doors and was about to comfort Li Si when he found that his sister had already carried Yun Jin into the carriage. He jumped onto the carriage and was urging the groom to start quickly and leave this unpleasant place. The place.

Seeing that the little carriage left under the escort of the family general, Li Hong wanted to follow him. Finally, he combed his hair with both hands and took the eunuch with him, and the guards turned around and returned to the East Palace.

After Li Si, Yun Jin, and Li Hong left, the emperor and empress seemed to have lost interest in watching the music and dance. One went back to Liang Yi Hall to sleep, and the other continued to stay in Han Yuan Hall in a daze.

When Aunt Chun returned to Hanyuan Hall, the queen had already taken off her coat and was lying on her side on the bed in the palace.

Aunt Chun looked at the Queen's undulating body with envy, and felt that it was a pity that the Emperor returned to Liangyi Palace.

Tip-toeing, he held a thin blanket to cover the queen, when the queen said: "Get out of here, it's so dry."

Aunt Chun asked tentatively: "Would you like me to bring a bowl of soup to Your Majesty?"

Wu Mei turned over and looked at Aunt Chun and said, "Are they talking about me?"

Aunt Chun said: "No one dares to say anything wrong about the Queen."

Wu Mei sighed and said: "The prince is smart, and with him here, there is nothing wrong with him.

However, An Ding is afraid of me. This is a real thing. "

Aunt Chun said: "How about taking An Ding back and spending time with you for a long time, then we won't be separated from each other anymore."

Wu Mei said quietly: "I don't know how to get along with An Ding alone. Anyway, this is her life. Whether it is good or bad depends on her.

Prepare water, I want to take a bath...ice water! "

When Li Si and Yun Jin came back, Yu Xiurong was giving Yun San a bath, and a fat child was sitting in the basin playing happily.

Li Si and Yun Jin walked through two layers of brocade tents before arriving at the place where Yun San took a bath. The place was very stuffy.

Li Si reached out to grab Yun San's little sparrow, which looked like a silkworm chrysalis, but Ms. Cui grabbed her hand. Fortunately, Yu Xiurong turned around to grab a towel and didn't see it, otherwise she would have been beaten again.

When Yun San saw her sister and brother coming back, they happily sat together in the basin, causing bath water to be everywhere.

This child is one year and six months old and still can't call her grandma or grandpa, which makes Yu Xiurong very worried.

Li Si could only call people when he was two years old, Yun Jin was the first to call people when he was ten months old, and Yun Jin also started calling people at one and two months old.

Every time Li Si came back from the palace, he would deliberately look for trouble to get a beating. Today he was not beaten, so the child was a little disappointed.

Yu Xiurong fished Yun San out of the water, wiped it dry, and spread scented powder on his crotch, butt cracks, arms, legs, and the folds under his neck. Then he wrapped Yun San in a small quilt and handed it to Cui. .

When Mrs. Cui carried Yun San out, Yu Xiurong wiped the sweat from her forehead and said, "Did it go well?"

Li Si nodded and said, "It went very well. My father and mother liked it very much. They ate ten dumplings each."

Yu Xiurong asked: "Who ate the rest, or was it dumped?"

"I was eaten by the prince's brother, me, Yun Jin."

"Do you eat first, or the emperor and empress?"

"The prince's brother ate first, then Yun Jin, I, the father, and the mother ate last."

Yu Xiurong smiled and touched Li Si's face and said, "Wash your feet and go to bed. You sleep next to my mother tonight."

Li Si immediately screamed happily and jumped out. Seeing that Yun Jin didn't follow him, he jumped back and took Yun Jin with him to wash his feet.

The maids poured out Yun San's bath water, and Yu Xiurong came to Cui Yao's room. Seeing her topless breastfeeding her son, she couldn't help but said, "Can't you cover it up?"

Cui Yao snorted disdainfully and said, "There is only a six-year-old boy and two suckling babies in this inner house. Are there any men there?"

Yu Xiurong said: "Don't think that I don't know that you often climb the wall and go out to find men in the middle of the night."

Cui Yao laughed and said: "Eat and drink, men and women, human beings have great desires. They should be sparse and not blocked."

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "You have such a pimpled face, but you can still talk about it."

Cui Yao said: "Your man is fair and fair, but unfortunately, if you want to see him thousands of miles away, it cannot be solved with a ladder."

When arguing with Cui Yao, Yu Xiurong is always no match. The main reason is that Cui Yao is more like a man than a woman.

After the argument, Yu Xiurong recounted how Li Si and the others delivered dumplings to the emperor and empress today.

Cui Yao said: "Your Yun family's holy love is not declining. The emperor and the queen can eat the dumplings you sent immediately when it is not a regular meal. It is a great honor to give them.

Don't worry, nothing will happen to your family.

As for the prince eating first, this is to support your Yun family. Good luck, good luck. You said that the Cui family are all smart people. Why can't they get such favors as the emperor and the empress?

The Crown Princess will probably leave from the Wenxi Pei family, and there is no Cui family among the Prince's teachers. It seems that the Cui family will have to endure it for another fifty years. "

Yu Xiurong sighed and said, "It would be great if my husband comes back. I have been really scared these days when he is gone."

Cui Yao said: "Di Renjie is a man of great wisdom. When everyone was jealous of your husband and wanted to pick the big peach of Wannian County, he openly and honestly took refuge in the prince, and finally helped your family stabilize the situation. This is a big favor, you should remember it.

Speaking of which, a good official suddenly turned into a sycophant. Without enough friendship, he couldn't do such a thing. "

Yu Xiurong said indifferently: "Yun and Di are one and the same. It's hard to say who is grateful to whom. If you insist on taking Di Renjie's behavior as a favor, then you are underestimating Di Renjie.

My husband has long said that Di Renjie has the talent of being a prime minister and an assistant. Therefore, whether he is an official or a sycophant, it will not affect him. "

Cui Yao smiled and said: "It's a pity that Yun Chu, Di Renjie, and Wen Wenwen were born in this glorious age, and their hands and feet were bound by emotion, reason, and law. If they were born in troubled times, these three people's achievements would be even greater."

Yu Xiurong looked at Cui Yao and said, "What about you?"

Cui Yao smiled bitterly and said, "You and I are both girls. Do you still need me to tell you what we can and cannot do?"

Yu Xiurong was silent for a long time, and finally said: "I still prefer this prosperous age, where people can live like human beings."

Cui Yao sneered, pointed at Yu Xiurong and said: "Are you talking about your husband's rhetoric about being a troubled person and a peace dog again?

Sometimes I just can't figure it out. For him, a warrior, holding a three-foot sword and achieving immortal feats is his highest pursuit, but his idea is different. He insists on making the people's mouths eat as much as they can. A bite of something is more important than making achievements.

I really don’t know who he learned this from.

Sometimes I feel that your husband is not a serious Tang Dynasty man, because the Tang Dynasty people pursue him with no special interest at all. "

Yu Xiurong said angrily: "My husband is from the Tang Dynasty. Although he grew up in the Western Regions, he is a true Tang Dynasty person."

Cui Yao sneered: "How little beards there are in Chang'an? They are more barbaric than the Tang people, and they believe in the sword in their hands even more.

Your husband grew up in the Western Regions, and he will only become more wild and untamed when he returns to Chang'an. Instead of attending a few days of classes, he will come back with a ninth-place Jinshi exam. "

Yu Xiurong sneered: "What if my husband is really the son of Master Xuanzang?"

Cui Yao scratched her ears angrily and said, "Could it be that those monks really have some unknown secret?

To fix my appearance, tell me, should I find an eminent monk to unite with me and give birth to a child and give it a try? "

Yu Xiurong's eyes were as wide as copper bells, and he pointed at Cui Yao and said, "You... you... you... how can you be so deviant?"

See you tomorrow,