Tang's dining table

When Yunchu said these words, there was no one around him.

At least Lou Shide, who returned from Longyou, could see and hear clearly.

Cui Mian laughed at Yunchu for being a shameless official, but Lou Shide didn't think so. He felt that Yunchu's approach was correct. If he could save millions of tons of grain by kissing Cui Mian's ass, this business would be completely I've done it well.

Give it to him and he will do it!

As far as Yun Chu was concerned, Lou Shide felt that he could rest assured that he would give Yun Chu the 300,000 tons of grain he had worked hard to raise from Longyou. At least, this man would never waste any of his hard work.

So, with the purpose of learning, Lou Shide stayed by the side and continued to watch the confrontation between Cui Mian and Yun Chu.

Although the mixed scene of a high-ranking official, a man with a heavy yoke on his shoulders, and a stinking corpse made people look very uncomfortable, as long as there was knowledge in it, Lou Shide believed that he should learn it.

Yun Chu was really anxious. The reason why he ordered thirty-six charity granaries to be burned was mainly because there was really no food in these granaries.

Once people starve, it will definitely cause a big problem. Although in the short term, people still have food in their homes, it is estimated that supporting a group of people will not be a problem. No matter how long the time goes, people who have no food to eat will really be Do a lot of unexpected things.

Cui Mian, this bastard, is obviously determined to die. At this time, if there is no hope for Cui Mian, God knows whether this guy will really be so crazy as to poison the food. Come.

As for using Cui's people to force him, it seems that 80% of the time it won't work, because Cui Mian is already crazy.

The young masters of aristocratic families have never been short of dead men who helped them do evil things.

Especially in the Tang Dynasty, a society where the tribal system has not been completely eliminated, Cui Mian was capable and capable of poisoning food.

In order to express his soft attitude, Yunchu asked Chief Liu to bring the small stove over. He personally cooked tea for Cui Mian and gave Di Renjie some time to see if he could find out the dead soldiers who helped Cui Mian poison.

These dead soldiers are different from Cui Mian, a lunatic. The reason why dead soldiers are called dead soldiers is that they can die for others under certain conditions.

As for a person like Cui Mian, he simply wants to die now. He is going to die. With his various characters, he wants to drag the Cui family together to destroy him. What can you do to him?

Yun Chu didn't care at all whether Cui died or not. What mattered to him was that there was no food problem in Chang'an City.

At first, he used the grain as props for this large-scale performance. Now, the props cannot be taken back, and the consequences are very serious.

"Brother Cui is well-educated and well-informed. Why don't you take the scientific examination and serve as an official to benefit the people of this world?"

Yun Chu put two roasted red dates into the cans of tea. When the tea boiled, he poured a cup of tea and put it on Cui Mian's yoke.

Cui Mian picked up the hot tea with a rotten hand, took a sip and said, "This is an insult to a certain family."

Yun Chu frowned and said: "The osmanthus tree sprouts thirteen new branches every year and looks down upon the students all over the world. How can it be a shame?

My generation has long had no worries about food and clothing, and I have everything I can. Isn’t it possible that at this time, if we still can’t let go of those low-end petty things, we can’t do some good for the people of this world?

When the time comes, seeing that the people under their rule are well-fed, well-fed, happy and healthy, then they can point at the heads of Guizhou and say proudly: This is all thanks to a certain family, and in this way they can be considered to have fulfilled their lifelong ambition. . "

Cui Mian took a bite of the baked Hu cake handed over by Yunchu and said in surprise: "Is this why you are our enemy?"

Yun Chu also took a bite of the cake and said, "That's how I am. I like to compose poems, so I became the best in the Tang Dynasty."

If you want to fight, become a soldier. Once you become invincible, you won't like being a soldier anymore.

Then he goes to do business. After doing business can benefit the entire city of Chang'an, he doesn't like doing business that much.

When I feel that being the magistrate of Wannian County is no longer interesting, I may wander around the world. After touring the Tang Dynasty as an idle cloud wild crane, I will look for the next thing of interest.

Brother Cui also has such a temperament, why do you have to do something that you don't like, or even that you don't want to do, just for your Cui family's worthless interests? "

Cui Mian looked at Yunchu suspiciously and said, "Is it really that good?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "In the Western Regions, a certain family dared to attack tens of thousands of Turkic troops by riding alone at the age of thirteen. In the end, although they were beaten all over their bodies, the arrows dug out from their bodies weighed three kilograms. .

Hahaha, but a certain family survived after being tortured for half a month at the hands of a group of doctors who were worse than butchers.

Brother Cui, have you never felt this feeling of being born towards death? This kind of ultimate enjoyment beyond life cannot be brought by just a woman or a prostitute. A man can control everything with a horse and a gun. The world is the way of a true good man. "

Cui Mian looked at Yun Chu and said, "If your tongue shines like a lotus flower, a certain food company in Chang'an City will be destroyed."

Yun Chu waved his hands boldly and said: "Without this mere million tons of grain, the people of Chang'an will just live a hard life for a year. Now, copper coins have been in my warehouses for ten thousand years. Soon, we will Twelve giant bronze bulls will be cast on Zhuque Street to show the wealth of Chang'an.

Don’t think that when I told His Majesty that I wanted to cover Chang’an with gold foil, it was just a joke. That’s what I want to do. I want a golden Chang’an to make this capital of the Tang Dynasty the center of the world and the center of everyone’s life. The city of the world that everyone longs for.

Therefore, for those Guizhou bosses and gangsters in Chang'an City, just a few meals can help a certain family establish their eternal achievements, which is a very cost-effective deal. "

Cui Mian grabbed the cup with his broken hand and said in surprise: "Are you fighting with us for Chang'an, not for the people in Chang'an City?"

Yun Chu laughed loudly and said: "A certain family killed many people in the Western Regions, and also killed Liaodong like a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood. How did you learn that a certain family was a man who loved his people like his own children?

Hahahaha, no wonder you lost so miserably. It turns out that you want to use these Guizhou leaders and gangsters in Chang'an City to blackmail me. Hahahaha, who will lose if you don't fail?

Come, Lao Liu, bring me the strongest antiseptic. There is a guy here who has been fooled by a big shackle. He will treat me like this. Bring me some wine, and let's talk about Tao, Tao. "

Seeing Mr. Liu running to get the wine, Lou Shide moved Mr. Liu's and his chairs over, supported the shackles around Cui Mian's neck, and said to Yun Chu excitedly: "Sir, please tell me, a certain person Everyone is excited to hear it."

Yun Chu glanced at Lou Shide and said, "Who are you? Who are you qualified to discuss with us?"

Lou Shide sneered and said: "A certain family is ranked seventh in the Jinshi Department, but it is more respectable than the county official who is ninth in the Jinshi Department."

Cui Mian looked at Lou Shide in confusion, wondering why a fat man suddenly appeared between the two of them.

Two days and two nights of sleepless torture have already consumed most of Cui Mian's energy. The reason why he can continue to confront Yun Chu at this moment is because of the anger in his heart. As for his brain, he is no longer so bright. .

I heard Lou Shide continue: "What Brother Yun just said is absolutely correct. A real man does something and doesn't do something. Take a certain family as an example. His Royal Highness originally wanted me to serve as a ceremonial officer in the East Palace. This can't be more noble." official position.

But I don't want to do this job. I would rather take a group of prisoners to farm in Longyou to grow food.

This year is the first harvest season. I heard that the price of grain in Chang'an has been stirred up by Brother Cui. Hahaha, the grain brought by a certain family this time will definitely be sold at a high price. "

When Cui Mian heard this, he immediately turned to look at Yun Chu and said: "This is what a certain family expects. If the price of food in Chang'an is high, merchants from other places will transport food to Chang'an to sell it. As a result, the price of food elsewhere will also rise." It's rising steadily.

If a certain family has a lot of copper coins, it will continue to buy grain and continue to push up the price of grain. When all the grain from the world flows to Chang'an, a certain family will transport the grain to another place. The price of grain has just risen. place to sell. "

Yun Chu poured a glass of wine for Cui Mian with his eyes widened. As he drank it, he said in confusion: "Don't tell me that the price of food will be higher in Chang'an? Aren't you going to lose money?"

Cui Mian took a sip of potent anti-toxic medicine, looked at Yun Chu and laughed and said: "It's beyond stupidity, it's beyond stupidity. The reason why I don't sell woodcutters even if I've traveled a hundred miles, and I don't rebel even if I've traveled thousands of miles, is because of the lack of profit. I raised the price of grain so high, and that's broken." This rule will change once Chang'an is filled with food.

Do you think there will be food shortages in other places? Especially whether people in disaster areas want to live or not, it depends on my eyes. "

Yun Chu was shocked and said: "Your purpose is not to make money at all? It is to gain power!"

Cui Mian once again picked up the wine glass with his broken hand and drank it down in one gulp: "Do you think I care about something as useless as money?"

Lou Shide clapped his hands and laughed and said: "Sure enough, money is a useless thing. You can't eat it when you're hungry, and you can't drink it when you're thirsty.

A certain family had just heard that Brother Cui had mixed arsenic into the grain. Therefore, the county magistrate had to pay a high price for the grain that a certain family brought this time. "

Yun Chu smiled and said: "It doesn't matter. A certain family has recently sold a lot of real estate, and the most they have is copper coins. If you have the ability to help me provide food to feed everyone in Chang'an City, you will definitely be able to enjoy it after I kill Brother Cui." Endless benefits.”

Lou Shide looked at Cui Mian's pale face and said with a lewd smile: "Like Brother Cui, I have no interest in money. I want what Brother Cui wants. After all, the Cui family is a wealthy family. They The things you want must be good things.”

Cui Mian smiled and said to Lou Shide: "You don't have that much food to feed Chang'an. At the same time, you will die if you ask for anything Cui can ask for."

Lou Shide shook his head and said: "We have more than 60,000 people who have been farming in Longyou for two years. Brother Cui really underestimated our strength.

This time we brought 300,000 dans of grain..."

Cui Mian said: "I only need to pull out the poison in the grain and release the grain immediately. I will definitely make your 300,000 tons of grain worthless."

Lou Shide smiled brightly and said: "The grain brought by a certain family was grown by prisoners. Except for the seeds, there is no capital. How can you compare with us? Besides, the toxins you mixed into the grain, How can we be able to distinguish clearly overnight?"

Cui Mian laughed and said, "Just follow the marks you made in advance and pull out the marked ones."

Yun Chu looked at Cui Mian's eyes that were gradually becoming distracted, stood up silently, and said to Di Renjie who hurried over: "There is a mark, can you find it?"

Di Renjie knelt down and looked at Cui Mian, whose eyes were distracted, and said, "Can you tell me something?"

Cui Mian's mouth was dripping with a trace of the old man's drool. He looked at Cui Zhuan, who was dark and chubby, and said vaguely: "I hate it before I get it. The Acacia mandarin duck tent is still half-covered when I return. It smells like a peach blossom tree."

Lou Shide said: "It has something to do with peach blossoms."

Di Renjie glanced at this guy who was fatter than himself and said with certainty: "I guess it's the fragrance of peach blossoms."

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "Maybe it smells like Cui Zhuan."

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