Tang's dining table

In the Tang Dynasty, long and short sentences were not taken seriously because they had a special accent to sing. Therefore, women preferred long and short sentences, and therefore they were not allowed to appear on the stage. They would only stand out in the small circle of women's gatherings. Some particularly outstanding ones Being sung by singers in a Goulan tile house, long and short sentences are generally not seen in big scenes.

How to put it, it's like the difference between Yu Xiurong and Gongsun Auntie, one is his wife and the other is his wife.

Of course, this is also related to the fact that there were no particularly outstanding long and short sentences in the Tang Dynasty, and Yunchu was working hard to change the humble situation of long and short sentences.

He also believed that as long as people like Su Shi, Xin Qiji, Li Qingzhao, and Liu Yong began to publish literary works through his mouth, the situation would definitely change.

Yu Xiurong is a woman who despises long and short sentences.

Therefore, after she got the high-end goods from her husband, "without the colorful phoenix flying wings, but with a telepathic connection", she quickly left to show off to Cui Yao and the others.

Before going to bed, Yu Xiurong had not come back yet, so she asked the maid and said that Madam was leading a group of women at home to have a poetry party with a bonfire in the backyard, and that Madam was already showing signs of being drunk.

Yunchu had no choice but to bring over the three sleeping children and sleep with him. The mother-in-law was already dead.

According to the habits of wealthy families, Yun Jin, Yun Jin, and Yun Luan should have their own bedrooms long ago.

Even though the twins were six years old, Yunchu still put them to sleep in the suite of his bedroom. This made it easier for him to check on the children in the middle of the night, and also allowed him to see them as soon as possible if the children were startled. 's parents.

Children raised in this way generally have a closer relationship with their parents and are unlikely to turn into gentle bastards.

There is almost no affection between the brothers and sisters of the Wen family. The ancestor of the Wen family raised his children like wolves, and they were in a competitive relationship with each other. Although they could still act unanimously when there were enemies outside, Yun Chu was very worried. Someone has benefited greatly, and it is not impossible to betray the Wen family.

At least, Wen Wen always wants to kill his two brothers...

Among the three children, Yun Jin is the most honest when sleeping, but Yun Jin is very bad at sleeping. For some reason, when she falls asleep, she will step on Yun Jin's face with her feet.

Yun Chu corrected him several times, and finally had to put the child on the other side of him. Just when Yun Chu was about to blow out the candles and go to sleep, he keenly noticed that Yun Luan, who was sleeping with his penis upturned on his back, suddenly ejaculated. A crystal clear water column...

At this time, Yun Chu's unparalleled martial arts that he had practiced for many years came into use. He hooked the urinal on the ground with his foot, and the urinal fell into his hand in an instant. Before the fountain created by Yun Luan reached its highest point and dispersed, Accurately, Yun Chu caught it with a urinal.

You must not wake the child up at this time. You can only depend on Yun Chu's dexterity in catching the urine.

Children stop peeing when they want, without any hesitation, unlike older people who still have damn residue.

After watching his baby boy finish urinating, he seemed to feel comfortable, so he turned around, exposed his white and tender buttocks, and continued to sleep soundly.

Yun Chu looked at the child's appearance and was extremely happy.

At dawn, Yun Chu had a child hidden under his left arm, a child hidden under his right arm, and a fat boy lying on his belly.

As for Yu Xiurong, she was completely drunk last night and was sent to a side room to sleep by Cui Yao and the others. They did not dare to disturb Yun Chu and his son.

Yun Jin was picked up by his grandmother and maid, and the same was true for Yun Jin. Only Yun Luan and his father were left looking at each other.

Although things at home were dull, they were experienced every day. At least, after Yun Chu drank a bowl of porridge and ate a basket of buns, Naha and Li Si got involved with him.

I don’t know what these two girls were thinking. They wanted to go to Dali Temple today to see how Di Renjie solved the case.

"Why do girls watch solving crimes? As you know, the cases Di Renjie solves are always bloody human life cases. Do you want to see the corpse?"

Yunchu felt bad about Naha and Li Si's choice.

Naha patted Li Si on the head and said, "The main thing is that she wants to watch."

Yunchu looked at Li Si, who looked weak with his head hanging down, and said, "Well, why are you thinking about watching this?"

"The prince's brother sent a letter saying that many members of the royal family have died recently."

Yun Chu frowned and said, "What does the death of many royal families have to do with you?"

Li Si continued to hang his head and did not answer.

Naha said cheerfully: "Li Si just wants to ask Di Renjie for some advice on how to kill people without leaving traces."

Yun Chu was stunned for a moment and squatted down, holding Li Si's hand and saying, "You want to kill someone, who do you want to kill?"

Li Siping looked into Yun Chu's eyes and said with tears, "Many people are asking for marriage."

Yun Chu said: "I want to ask you to marry me?"

Li Si nodded and said, "The prince's brother can't say anything less than the six families, and he also said that those families are the families that the queen is planning to kill, so he asked me to marry him, hoping that the queen would let their family go.

I don’t want to go to Luoyang…”

Yun Chu patted the poor child on the back, then looked at Naha and said, "So, you gave her the murderous idea?"

Naha said with a hearty smile: "It's really unavoidable. Just kill the groom and become a widow on the wedding night. In the Tang Dynasty, the happiest person in the Tang Dynasty is the widowed princess. Maybe she can get a lot of property in vain."

After that, seeing that his brother's expression was wrong, he turned around and ran away.

When Yun Chu angrily shouted "wild and untamed" and left home to go to work, Naha was crying in Yu Xiurong's arms. She didn't understand. It was obviously a good idea, why did her brother do this? Beat her so hard.

What she said was not wrong. Many widowed princesses who stayed in Chang'an lived really well, with no one to control them and no moral constraints. They really lived out the true nature of women.

Especially Princess Yongjia, who had been in love with the former Chang'an County Magistrate Helan Sengjia for many years, was the envy of women all over the world.

The reason why she is envious is because of her special love story with Helan Sengga, the Earl of Tonghua.

In fact, the two of them are very innocent, they don't live in the same house, they are just in pure spiritual love.

Just when everyone was thinking this, the monks of Guangfu Temple discovered many two-inch holes in the wall while cleaning up the monk's room where Princess Yongjia and Helan Sangha had stayed...

Then, some good people in arithmetic calculated based on the thickness of the wall that the length of Helan Sangha's guy was over a foot.

For a time, Helan Sangha became famous in Chang'an.

Emperor Taizong left a legacy to Li Zhi’s sisters, who died and killed, but the consequences were not too many. The legacy left to Li Zhi’s aunts by the great ancestor Li Yuan is still spread all over Chang’an. One of their great characteristics is—— Most of them are widows.

With Helan Sengjia Zhuyu in front of him, a wave of search for the unparalleled man started in Chang'an city.

Yun Chu and Wen Wen were relatively tolerant of this kind of thing. As long as the person was consensual, there was nothing to say.

In fact, the two of them were looking forward to the fact that these powerful women could stay in their own princess mansion and enjoy themselves, instead of being the disgusting people who came to Chang'an City to show off.

Naha was whipped by Yunchu with his belt.

The crime was that she was worried that she would lead Li Si into trouble.

The daughters of the Li family cannot withstand this temptation. Whether they are Li Yuansheng, Li Shimin, or Li Zhisheng, even the daughters born to Li Zhi's sons have very bad historical records.

Li Si is a good child, and Yunchu hopes that this child will have a clean and bright future.

After Di Renjie heard Yun Chu's worries, he said to Yun Chu: "Bring them here. Some things are always hidden. It's not good to hide them. It's better to block them. The reason why the Li girls are shameless is that there is no law in their eyes, only The restraint of a weak etiquette prevents them from feeling the consequences of doing those things.

As long as they see the consequences, they won't act recklessly. "

Yun Chu said: "Don't you think we can regulate their behavior through beautiful love?"

"What you call love is often the source of fornication."

After listening to Di Renjie's words, Yun Chu nodded to express his understanding, because under the background of parents' orders and matchmaker's words, most love can only appear with men other than husbands.

Even though what Di Renjie said made sense, Yun Chu had no intention of dragging Naha and Li Si to accept Di Renjie's teachings.

Today, the young minister of Dali Temple in Chang'an is like the King of Hell in the eyes of the people of Chang'an. Last year, as many as 143 people were sent to the execution platform and beheaded by his hands.

As for those who were sent away, there were even more people who fled far away, and Di Renjie liked heavy sentences for minor crimes. He felt that if Chang'an City wanted to have a good atmosphere, it was necessary to pick out those with flaws from the huge crowd. Send them to the Western Regions, Lingnan, Liaodong, or to the fields.

Nowadays, the reason why there are people in Chang'an who don't close their doors at night and don't pick up things on the street is not because the moral standards of the residents in this city have improved, but because the cost of doing those things is too high.

Although there are reasons for the improvement of people's lives, harsh punishments play a greater role.

As for the dream of hoping that people can show extremely high moral standards through ethics and education, Yun Chu has never had it.

The reason why Di Renjie came to the Wannian County government office today was entirely because today was the day of the annual "criminal meeting" in Wannian County.

The so-called "criminal discussion" means that in order to show his tolerance, the emperor will release a group of prisoners to go home before spring every year.

The origin of this system comes from King Wen of Zhou. I heard that King Wen of Zhou would do this when he had nothing to do. He would even take the initiative to release criminals in prisons home to visit their relatives, and then wait for them to return to prison to continue serving their sentences.

In the Tang Dynasty, you can't do this. If you do it, the prisoners released today may appear in any corner of the Tang Dynasty three or five days later.

Therefore, whether it was Yun Chu, Di Renjie or Wen Wen who came over, they all agreed.

This favor only applies to prisoners who have three days left before the end of their sentence. They can go home and are allowed to stay at home for three days. As long as they do not commit any crime during these three days, they can return to the county government office. Get the real release documents and become a free man.

In addition, even if the prisoner is a filial son, a righteous man, or anyone else within the scope of the punishment, he must finish his sentence honestly.

For Yunchu and the others, the greatest filial piety and the greatest righteousness are not to commit crimes. As long as you commit a crime, don't expect the government to forgive you.

Because, at the beginning of your crime, you clearly understood the consequences of doing so. It is fair to seek mercy and get mercy.