Tang's dining table

After hearing that her aunt got along well with Zhong Kui, Wen Wen booked a whole floor in the best flower house in Pingkangfang and invited Yun Chu, Di Renjie, Zhong Kui, Lao He from the Imperial Medical Office, and Lao He from the Gongmen Bureau. Huang Suan found a rough reason to hold a small-scale internal gathering.

The reason is to provide pre-marital education to Zhong Kui, a man who is insulated from women.

Yunchu didn't believe this extremely bad reason. He was more inclined to be gentle and wanted to go, but just pulled his own group to cover him up.

It would be very suspicious to go to Hua's house alone, but it would be slightly better to go to Hua's house in a group. It would be easier to explain to both the censor and my wife.

Naturally, it’s interesting to go to Pingkangfang after dark.

Therefore, Yun Chu changed his clothes in the evening despite Yu Xiurong's nagging.

"What matters can't be discussed at home or in the government office, but we have to go to Hua's house? I heard from Gongsun that none of the women there are good."

Yun Chu put on a soft-winged webbed head, but Yu Xiurong replaced it with a soft-winged webbed head inlaid with a piece of white jade.

After Yun Chu put on his green shirt, Yu Xiurong took off the leather belt and replaced it with a jade belt.

Just as Yun Chu hung a fragrant wood pendant on his belt, Yu Xiurong replaced it with a jade pendant made of mutton-fat white jade.

As for the boots on his feet, Yun Chu didn't plan to wear them himself, because they would definitely be replaced by Yu Xiurong.

Sure enough, Yu Xiurong put on the black leather Liuhe boots that Yunchu wore only when he went to court. These boots were made of seven pieces of leather and had only six seams.

In the summer, other people wear thin soft boots unless they appear on important occasions, but there are people who will wear these long leather boots.

Looking at Yu Xiurong who was squatting on the ground to help him put on his boots, Yun Chu said helplessly: "Are you worried that I won't get athlete's foot?"

Yu Xiurong didn't answer. He pulled Yun Chu up from the chair, looked up and down, and thoughtfully used a handkerchief with some water to tidy up the two mustaches on Yun Chu's upper lip. Then he said with satisfaction: "This is good. .”

Yun Chu looked at his bright attire and said puzzledly: "I'm going to a brothel tonight for a banquet. If you dress me up like this, aren't you afraid of being caught by the goblins in the Hua family?"

Yu Xiurong looked at his work with satisfaction and said, "The people in the brothel are all very sensible women.

I like rich businessmen who are wealthy the most. As for my husband, who is a noble person at first glance, I will only serve him carefully and will never get involved. "

Yun Chu looked at his handsome face in the bronze mirror and said, "Why, could it be said that I am not liked by others?"

Yu Xiurong hugged Yunchu's waist, put her head on his neck and said intoxicatedly: "They know that everyone likes a handsome man like my husband, but they are not the ones who can like him.

Under normal circumstances, a handsome man like your husband has a jealous tigress behind him. Once they are targeted by an unreasonable and wealthy tigress, they will never end well.

Those women who are Chao Qin Muchu are smart. "

Yun Chu smiled and said: "I remember that in the brothel, your husband still had some reputation. Everyone liked to ask me to write poems."

Yu Xiurong curled her lips and said, "That happened when my husband was not yet a marquis. Now, I bet that no brothel girl would dare to ask her husband to write poems."

Yun Chu laughed loudly, patted Yu Xiurong's little face and said, "I want to see it tonight."

Yu Xiurong's expression changed, and he immediately shouted outside: "Liu Fei, you are following the Marquis tonight."

Yun Chu looked at the bloated Liu Fei appearing at the door and couldn't help but said, "Shouldn't Fei Jiu be the one to follow?"

Yu Xiurong gritted her fine teeth while stuffing Yun Chu's horizontal knife into Liu Fei's arms, and said: "Just go to Liu Fei, Fei Jiu is unreliable."

"Whoever goes to a brothel with a maid... or such a fat maid... will definitely be laughed at..."

Yun Chu muttered and left the house. Liu Fei hugged Heng Dao tightly and followed. It seemed that she planned to stay together tonight.

Before leaving the house, Li Hong, who had changed his clothes, suddenly appeared, followed by Xiao Siye, who was over two meters tall, and another sturdy man in black.

"Master, I'm going too." Li Hong swung the horse's tail behind his head and followed.

"Go, go, that's not a place for children. Also, how did you know?"

"I watched Zhong Kui teach Li Si how to play stick today. From what I heard from him, he is different from you, master. He is an honest gentleman.

And, master, I have grown up. "

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "If you go, you will cause trouble for everyone. Then you will have fun. We are all on tenterhooks and can't play anymore. So, if you want to watch the singing and dancing, you'd better watch it in the East Palace." Bar."

"The palace is boring."

"Xu Jingzong's house often has scenes of naked women riding donkeys crossing the overpass. You might as well go and see it."

"I'm not going. What I want to see is singing and dancing, not naked women."

"Look, you haven't grown up yet. You still don't believe it. Every man goes to a brothel to watch singing and dancing. We all go to see beauties."

Li Hong was a little disappointed. Although he was a prince, his freedom was limited. If Yun Chu dared to take him to a brothel today, within three days, Yun Chu's reputation would be stink, and it would be so stink that it would last forever.

There was no choice but to disappoint Li Hong.

Pingkangfang is actually on the edge of Dongshi. If Yunchu is willing to build the Wannian County government office higher and stay on the second floor, he can see the bewitching women in Pingkangfang.

As the master, Wen Wenwen was the first to arrive. When Yun Chu arrived with Liu Fei, Wen Wenrou had already been lying on the slender legs of a singer for a long time.

When he saw Yun Chu come in, he waved his hand casually, even if he said hello, but when he saw Liu Fei behind Yun Chu, his eyes became strange.

Clapping their hands, a young Madam came out from behind the curtain. After meeting Yun Chu, the Madam affectionately took Liu Fei's hand and said, "Sister, you are really rich. Tell me how you can do it." After eating like you, fat beauties have become popular in Chang'an..."

Regardless of the fact that the old madam is a lowly person, when it comes to the ability to get close to someone, it is simply not comparable to someone like Liu Fei who has been in the kitchen for a long time.

With just a few words, Liu Fei had a very lively conversation with the old madam, but Yun Chu didn't hear what they said.

The spacious hall is covered with a thick wool carpet, the kind that can sink half of your feet when you step on it. There is also a two-foot-high slide rail laid on the carpet. With a gentle wave of your hand, a bottle of wine can be He slid along the slide and arrived in front of Liu Fei and the Madam.

"Thank you for the wine, sir." The old bustard stood up and bowed. His beautiful, smooth back was exposed from the wide collar. It can be said that since entering this room, everything is interesting.

When Di Renjie came, he was carried in by two beautiful singers. When he saw Liu Fei, he immediately took his hands off the singer's shoulders, and then looked at Yunchu with sharp eyes.

The old madam naturally saw Di Renjie's displeasure, picked up a huge wine bottle and said to Liu Fei: "It's the first time I've met my sister, let's have a drink."

Liu Fei was about to stand up and say hello to Di Renjie, but when he saw Di Renjie sitting next to Wen Wenwen, he ignored her and picked up the wine bottle and drank it all in one gulp.

The old madam quickly refilled the wine bottle. Liufei had never drank such delicious sweet wine, so he drank it all in one gulp.

Wen Wen glanced at Liu Fei's already blushing face, picked up the wine glass and said to Di Renjie, "You're so late."

Di Renjie said: "It's even more disappointing if you come early."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "It's not my fault. It was arranged by Xiu Rong. I promised her before that all household matters are within her control, including me."

Di Renjie looked down upon Yun Chu's explanation and said to Wen Wen, "Why are you inviting me to drink?"

Wen Wen laughed and said: "Brother Zhong Kui is about to have a good thing. I am afraid that he will follow in the footsteps of Xue Wanche, so I held a banquet to open his eyes."

Di Renjie nodded and said, "That's right. When Xue Wanche married Princess Danyang, they didn't attend the wedding for several months and cried to Emperor Taizong. Only then did they realize that although this man was brave enough to win the three armies, he didn't understand the affairs of men and women. It's natural for you to have this worry."

Yun Chu sneered and said: "That's nonsense. Xue Wanche is the son of Xue Shixiong, the former Sui Dynasty left imperial guard general. He had many servants and maids at home since he was a child, and there must be no shortage of ethical teachers. How can he not understand the affairs of men and women?

Also, Zhong Kui is probably the one who reads the most among our group. He is not a fool, how could he not know? "

Although Yun Chu's analysis was very reasonable and gentle, Di Renjie and Quan pretended not to hear it and just listened to Di Renjie say: "I just don't know if the women here will accept Brother Zhong Kui."

Wen Wen raised his glass and laughed loudly: "Even if all the women in the world despise Brother Zhong Kui, Brother Zhong Kui will definitely get the best comfort here, because I gave you a lot of money tonight."

Just as the three men were interacting obscenely, Liu Fei made a grunt and fell down on the short table, while the old madam put away her drunken show and resumed her flowery smile.

Clapping their hands gently, two women who were stronger than Liu Fei came out, carrying the drunk Liu Fei and placing them behind Yun Chu.

"Antitoxic medicine is mixed with honey from hundreds of flowers, and the big bull will fall back." He raised his wine glass in a gentle and proud voice.

Yun Chu stroked the Heng Dao in his hand and said, "What are you going to do tonight?"

Wen Wen sighed and said: "Some strange people came and they were ready to fight each other. After thinking for a long time, I felt that I couldn't stop them and needed to let them do what they wanted, so I called everyone together to give them a chance to start."

At Yunchu, Di Renjie knew that any strange person who came out of Wen Wen's mouth was either from the emperor or the empress, or else, from the prince Li Hong.

The reason why they are strange is that these people can obviously do anything openly, but they choose to cover their faces and do some shameful things.

Li Hong was in the Yun Family, which was a safer place than the East Palace, so Yun Chu didn't care about those strange people.

Clapping her hands gently, a group of musicians and singers holding various musical instruments came out from behind the curtain.

As soon as his voice rose, Yun Chu whispered to Wen Wen: "Do you have to disgust Master Xuanzang and follow me here?"

Gentle and silent laughter, and then a gentle female voice sounded in the hall.

"Mandarin ducks and butterflies fly together. The spring scenery in the garden is intoxicating. I quietly ask the holy monk if my daughter is beautiful..."