Tang's dining table

Chapter 808 You don’t know anything

Yun Chu took out a thin ivory ruler from the pen holder, placed half of it in the air and half of it on the table, and motioned Di Renjie to hit the ruler vertically with a grape from the fruit plate.

With a "chirp" sound, the ruler was hit by the grapes and rolled to the ground.

Gentle said: "What do you want to explain?"

Yunchu didn't answer his question. He picked up the ruler and put it away again. Then he found a piece of white paper and covered the part of the ruler against the table, indicating to Di Renjie to continue smashing the grapes.

Di Renjie picked a large grape and dropped it vertically on the ruler again. This time, the ruler bounced but did not fall.

The clever Di Renjie took another orange and hit it on the ruler again. The ruler bounced even more fiercely and still did not fall to the ground. It seemed that the paper was very heavy and completely fixed the ruler.

Until Di Renjie hit it with a big pear with plenty of water, Yunchu's precious ivory ruler broke from it, but the other half was still pressed firmly on the table by the white paper.

Yun Chu regretfully picked up the broken ruler, used a knife to repair the break, and one ruler turned into two rulers, and put it into the pen holder.

Di Renjie stuffed the two grapes that fell on the ground into his mouth and handed the pear to Wen Wenwen.

She gently took a bite of the pear and said, "What do you mean?"

Yun Chu sat behind the table, holding his hands on his lower abdomen, looking at her gently and said, "It means that you actually don't understand anything."

Wen Wen nodded and said, "Change to another one and continue."

Yun Chu nodded, stood up and took two silver forks from the shelf behind him, bit them together, took out a toothpick from the toothpick tube and inserted it horizontally on the mouth of the fork, and finally inserted a toothpick into a Hold a fork with toothpicks inserted into the holes on the lid of the copper incense burner and place the toothpicks point to point.

Then, Wen Wengen Di Renjie saw the fork tilted to one side, but did not fall. Yun Chu even pushed it gently, and the fork rotated around the toothpick.

Wen Wen threw the finished fruit core into the paper basket, took the toothpick, fork, and incense burner, and repeated Yun Chu's actions just now. As a result, he could do it easily.

After completing the experiment, he looked at Yun Chu tenderly and said: "This is the knowledge of the Mohist family. It should be similar to the small hole imaging in the black room of Mo Zhai in the past."

Di Renjie also followed: "The wooden ox and the flowing horse are the same as the birds of the Gongshu family, but the knowledge of the Mohist family and the knowledge of the Gongshu family have been lost.

So, what my sons and others will learn from now on is the knowledge of Mo Zhai and Gong Shu? "

Yun Chu shook his head proudly and said: "In the Mohist family, Gongshu's knowledge is shallow. He knows it but doesn't know why. It cannot be compared with the knowledge I have."

Wen Wen's eyes lit up and she said, "Are you a master of all things?"

Yun Chu silently worshiped the sages of possessive physics in his heart and nodded naturally.

After hearing these words, Wen Wenwen stood up straight and said to Yun Chuxing, "In this case, a certain family is willing to worship Brother Yu Chu as their disciple."

Di Renjie went even further, kneeling on the ground and kowtowing as if pounding garlic.

Faced with these two shameless people who wanted to prostitute their knowledge for nothing, Yun Chu naturally refused sternly.

Di Renjie got up with difficulty from the ground and said regretfully: "If you have the opportunity to see the true face of knowledge, it is not impossible to worship your adoptive father."

Wen Wen was also filled with emotion and said to Yun Chu: "Today I saw Quanzi assembling a wooden cow and a flowing horse, and saw that the formed wooden cow and flowing horse weighing 100 kilograms could be dragged forward by Quanzi. I already thought it was amazing at the time. Unexpectedly, another I have seen two more incredible demonstrations. From now on, Quanzi will never have anything to do with his knowledge."

Yun Chu curled his lips and said, "Are you qualified to ask?"

Wen Wen turned around and said, "Don't be too complacent. You are just lucky enough to have someone help you. We just don't have this opportunity. If we did, our learning would definitely be no worse than yours."

Yun Chu frowned and said, "I remember you are not a jealous person. Why are you spending the whole day with a resentful woman?"

Gentle said: "That's someone else, but it won't work here. The thief God has given you all the good things, but I have nothing."

Di Renjie said to Wen Wen, "It's shameful to worship Yun Chu as his adoptive father. It would be a good idea for us to worship Master Xuanzang as our teacher."

Yun Chu touched his still green forehead and said, "Do you still remember the last time I was beaten with a stick and my head was bloody?"

Di Renjie touched his head and said, "In order to study, it's not a big deal for me to have two sticks."

Seeing that these two people were stunned, Yun Chu laughed and said, "Then go quickly and prepare more gifts. Master Xuanzang is in a good mood recently."

Yunjin's wooden cow and flowing horse are still a bit bulky. Although there are connecting rods and eccentric devices inside, as long as a force is given to the eccentric, every time the eccentric rotates once, the eccentric will move the connecting rod to connect the limbs. When the rod rotates once, the limbs of the wooden cow and the flowing horse will move forward.

Very clumsy!

In other words, this thing is a big toy for children. As for actual use, it is of little use.

Even so, when Yun Jin, Wen Huan, and Di Guangsi led three wooden oxen and stray horses around Jinchangfang, they still gave this already lively market a great shock.

When the villagers who were shocked by the wooden cow and the horse heard that this thing was made by three children under the command of the carpenter, then, after the appearance of the Buddhist girl Naha in the Yun family, three smart people once again appeared. Excellent children, even when they are three years old, I personally know that these three children will have a bright future, and the three families will be prosperous.

In fact, this is just empty talk. The fathers of these three children are top leaders among the new generation of officials in the Tang Dynasty. As long as their children are not stupid, their future will not be that bad.

The people of the Tang Dynasty seemed to be very keen on such things as prodigies, and several prodigies would appear every now and then.

Therefore, the Yun family was originally a family of prominent officials in Chang'an, so producing three child prodigies at once was really nothing.

What's more, Yun's child prodigy is different from other prodigies in poetry and literature. The legend of the wooden cow and the flowing horse was the product of Shu Prime Minister Zhuge Liang's ingenious plan. It was said that it had been lost long ago, but now, it has been reappeared by three children. It can be described as miraculous.

With these three wooden cows and stray horses, ordinary people can even take them to the government to receive rewards. Of course, officials can report these objects to the court as auspicious signs. No matter which kind they are, they can get great rewards.

Unlike poetry, just write something like "Goose and goose, singing to the sky, white hair floats on the green water, and anthurium stirs the clear waves", and you can become famous in Luoyang.

Unlike Luoyang, it is obviously much more difficult to get famous in Chang'an.

Of course Yu Xiurong knew that her husband had made the drawings for making wooden cows and flowing horses. She was waiting on him while he was drawing them.

My husband's situation is not good. He has made too many great achievements in the past, but now his ordinary small achievements will not bring any benefit to him, not to mention attracting the royal family's covetousness.

Now, the three little boys took a wooden cow and a stray horse out for a walk. Everyone knew that the children made this thing themselves. Even the emperor had no face to snatch things from the children.

As the children's mother and mistress, Yu Xiurong had long been standing at the door dressed in fine clothes. While saying polite words to the neighbors, listening to their compliments, she looked at the three sweaty little guys holding hands with a smile. Walking over with a wooden cow.

If Yu Xiurong could still maintain his emotions, Wen Huan's mother and Di Guangsi's mother would have been crying so hard that they couldn't stand upright. If not for the support of the maids around them, they would have knelt on the ground and cried loudly. .

An eight-year-old child can reproduce Wuhou's old skills. Who would believe it? Today, their children did it.

It stands to reason that these three children are all legitimate sons and eldest sons. Even if they become useless in the future, they can inherit their father's title. So far, although Di Renjie has not received a title, no one doubts that Di Renjie will not get a title in the future.

Therefore, the future of these three children is worry-free. However, if the children can force Ye Shengzu to get their own future, wouldn't it be even more glorious?

Whether it is Yu Xiurong, Di Renjie's wife Wang, or the gentle wife Zheng, they all know as clearly as a mirror, as long as their husbands are willing to report this matter, these three children will at least get the real salary of an honest man. In terms of position, he became an official at the age of eight, and he was better than many people in their seventies or eighties from the beginning.

Yun Jin flicked his itchy ears in confusion. He couldn't figure out why Wen and Di Guangsi were held tightly by their mother and cried. Only his mother looked at him with disgust.

Yun Jin, clucking, pulled the wooden cow over, leaned close to her mother and said, "Why are the two aunts crying?"

Yu Xiurong said: "Of course it's because their son is so good and I feel so happy that I hold them and cry."

Yun Jin nodded and said, "Why don't you hold the baby? Isn't your baby bad?"

Yu Xiurong said: "You, Aye, started supporting your family when you were eight years old, so you are much better than you.

However, my son is not bad, so my mother-in-law reluctantly gave you a hug, and she stopped crying. "

Yun Jin was hugged perfunctorily by his mother, and looked at Wen Huan and Di Guangsi with some envy. Before he could feel envious, he was hugged by Li Si.

Although the people here are all members of the family, Yun Jin was still hugged by Li Si and her face turned red. She wanted to break free, but she didn't expect that Li Si was so powerful that she couldn't break free at all.

"Yes, yes, you are really a smart child." Li Si hugged Yun Jin and rubbed his face against Yun Jin's face.

Yu Xiurong was watching from the side. She felt that Li Si did this on purpose, deliberately taking advantage of the presence of his wife Wen Wen and Di Renjie's wife to openly reveal his plan against Yun Jin.

Seeing this scene as a gentle wife, Di Renjie's wife forgot to continue crying.

Not only did he forget to cry, but the newly born child prodigy in his arms no longer smelled so good.

If the other royal princesses were holding Yun Jin, they would probably feel that Yun Jin was pitiful.

However, Li Si was different after all. This child grew up under the eyes of a few of them. Although he was a little stupid, he was actually a good child.

Cui Yao looked at her disciple with a look of relief, put her hands in the sleeves of her wide gauze clothes, and said to Ms. Cui next to her: "Let me just say, even if the disciples I teach are not very knowledgeable, they are not very good." You must learn to hold on to what you want most from an early age.”

Mrs. Cui pointed at Yu Xiurong's face like the bottom of a pot and whispered, "Madam doesn't seem very happy."

Cui Yao pouted and said, "She is confused. She always thinks that Li Si is Yun Jin's sister."

Cui said: "It's probably because she doesn't like Princess Li."

Cui Yao said: "She still likes Li Si, but Li Si's boy-girl looks like His Majesty's, which is far different from the Queen's charming appearance."

Yu Xiurong watched Li Si and Yun Jin happily dragging wooden cows and horses into the back house, and then cast a fierce gaze on Cui Yao.

Cui Yao waved her hand and said: "It's none of my business, even if you want to complain, it was you who led the wolf into the house in the first place.

You are the one who raised the wolf cub, okay? Bear with it! "

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