Tang's dining table

Yun Chu never allowed children to lie.

He can choose not to tell, or object, but he cannot lie. Telling too many lies will have a serious consequence, which is to make the child think that telling the truth does not need to work so hard, and a lie can achieve the same effect as telling the truth. the result of.

In fact, can lies really be compared with the truth?

Obviously you can't. Even if you tell a hundred lies and others believe it, after the 101st lie is exposed, the building built by the previous 100 lies will completely collapse, and there will be no chance to rebuild.

Of course, Yunchu's request for the truth is not to tell everyone. Wouldn't he be a fool if he did that?

Language is a very rigorously structured thing, and there are countless mysteries hidden in it. Generally speaking, language is used to communicate with people, and there are countless techniques for communicating with people.

Everything can be understood and expressed from many angles. A good child only needs to tell the truth from the angle that is most beneficial to himself and his own purposes.

There is no need to lie, and it is much more advanced than lying.

Just like the famous saying - as soon as I came in, I saw Chang Wei playing Laifu!

Under the influence of this kind of education, neither Li Si nor Wen Huan nor Di Guangsi wanted to be like Yun Jin. Therefore, under the threat of eating catfish, they chose to harm themselves and Yun Jin. Jin eats the catfish with the least harm.

In the past, people in the Tang Dynasty did not eat carp because the character for carp was Tongli. In the middle of Taizong's reign, people began to eat carp because Emperor Taizong himself also ate it.

As for catfish, many people eat it. This kind of fish has a lot of oil. Even if you don’t add oil, you can still produce oil. And eating fish is basically inseparable from oil. Even if it is steamed fish, it will not last long. It takes a spoonful of hot oil to taste.

Of course Yun Chu eats catfish, and he has eaten it often before. Whether it is catfish stewed with eggplant, catfish stewed with beans, or catfish braised with tofu, they are all delicacies in his eyes.

In the winter, there were only tofu and salted vegetables in the military camp. Yun Chu personally cooked a large pot of salted vegetables and stewed catfish with tofu. There was a lot of oil and the taste was great. After the four children ate it, they were still shouting. Want to eat.

As for the fish eating dead people, they had long forgotten about it in front of the fragrant dishes...

Li Si vowed to become the most ferocious bad thing in the future and eat all the bad things in the world...

On February 16, Yunchu led the generals of the rear army to welcome Li Zhi's arrival at the edge of the pontoon.

Before welcoming Li Zhi's arrival, Yunchu's exploration horses had been released hundreds of miles away, and the upper reaches of the Yellow River were under constant surveillance. The entire Dongming County was under military control, and pedestrians were prohibited from moving.

The simple pontoons originally placed on both sides of the pontoon also fell down at the same time. As for the main bridge in the middle, Yunchu even sent someone to splash water on it carefully and wash it. The wooden boards on it were also completely dismantled and reinstalled. In order to prevent someone from installing gunpowder on it.

Even so, Yunchu still didn't dare to be careless in the slightest, and even prepared a ship as a backup.

The first person Yunchu saw was Xue Rengui. This guy had been worried a lot lately. His originally black and shiny beard was now interspersed with white beards, especially his eyes, which were as red as fire.

"I didn't hear there was any big commotion over there. Why did you end up like this?"

Xue Rengui whispered: "Sixteen assassinations, seventy-nine people died. Xue Yuancao, the Marquis of Fenyin County, was shot in the dark. Now life and death are uncertain. I really don't know how many dead people are left in Jiyang City. I can't sleep at night." Now I’m finally free.”

Yun Chu said: "Your Majesty should stay in Luoyang and not come out."

Xue Rengui shook his head and said: "We are going to grant Zen to Mount Tai. How could your Majesty not come out?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "Fengchan Taishan is usually in September, and it's only the middle of February now. If it's so difficult for you, how can you survive the rest of the days?"

Xue Rengui said with a smile: "Now that His Majesty has sent you here, I will be your trouble from now on. I, old Xue, can finally feel proud in Hedong and let go of the slander I have received recently."

Yun Chu said: "Don't provoke a civil uprising."

Xue Rengui sneered: "Only the gentry, it has nothing to do with the people."

Yun Chu nodded and said, "Then we must tell the people the benefits first, and then take action."

Xue Rengui said: "I can't take care of that much anymore. More than three hundred of my sons died in agony. I have to get this debt back. Those who I didn't like before will be included in my slaughter."

When Yunchu saw that Xue Rengui didn't listen to the advice, he stopped talking. Seeing that this guy was tired and tired, he asked someone to light up a small stove and cook pots of tea. On cold days, this thing is the most comforting thing. .

After waiting for another hour, I saw a group of Baiqi who were acting as a facade coming over from a distance. The formation of these people was loose and did not look like an elite at all.

Fortunately, Yunchu knew that these people were actually the targets specially set out by the emperor to attract the enemy's arrows. The real Baiqi must be guarding the emperor Luanjia now.

The group of hundreds of cavalry came over on horseback. Seeing Yun Chu's face as gloomy as water, they felt uncomfortable and started to show off their chest and belly. The military discipline in Yun Chu's army was notoriously strict. Xue Rengui could get away with it. There was no reason for Yun Chu to hide away.

"Cut down three thousand trees to serve as a warning to others."

Yun Chu's whip still hit the leader Baiqi Colonel's face. Ever since he took over the military task of guarding the emperor, Yun Chu automatically became the Minister of Suwei, and was the direct superior of Baiqi, who looked like a bully in front of him.

Xue Rengui was drinking sweet tea and watching the fun with a smile. He had just handed over his duties as Minister of Suwei, and now he was happy to see this group of Baiqi composed of Tang Dynasty dudes making a fool of themselves.

The drum music sounded in front, and the song should be "Zhi Ge". This surprised Yun Chu. Obviously the emperor did nothing else except kill people along the way. It would be too much to play "Zhi Ge" at this time. Too much.

Xue Rengui saw the huge Luan Jia slowly approaching, and said with a smile: "Once the heavy burden was lifted, it turned out to be so relaxed and comfortable."

After saying that, he cupped his fists and saluted Yun Chu, then jumped on the war horse and ran towards Luan Jia. Looking at the lively appearance of the war horse, it had to be said that Xue Rengui had not been having a good life recently.

The officials of the Ministry of Rites did not show up, so Yun Chu naturally couldn't go anywhere. After a while, Wei Xuan, the minister of the Ministry of Rites, came riding his horse. He didn't dismount when he saw Yun Chu. He took out a scroll and started babbling and singing on the horse, okay? After Yi Yi finished singing, Wei Xuan clasped his fists on his horse and said to Yun Chu, "Your Majesty, Your Majesty has summoned me."

Yunchu mounted his horse and started to leave, but Wei Xuan grabbed him and said, "The Lord takes off his armor."

Yun Chu said: "How can I protect His Majesty when I take off my armor?"

After saying that, he rode towards Luan Jia to greet him.

Wei Xuan looked at Yun Chu's back and said to his followers: "Is this the style of a favorite?"

There were also people who knew about Yun Chu's affairs, and they quickly said: "Your Majesty did not blame you when you wore armor and entered the palace several times."

Meeting the emperor in the wild is more troublesome than in the palace. First, he has to pass the Jinwu Guards to verify his will and waistband, and then there are the left and right guards. Yun Chu needs to register to pass and arrive at the newly established left and right Qianniu. When defending, you must hand over all weapons and wear a ceremonial sword.

After Yunchu passed the Qianniu Guards on the left and right, he arrived at the Palace Guard level. Fortunately, the guard at the Palace Guard level was an acquaintance, the general who was stronger than the Ox. In the past, this guy always followed Li Zhi. He was like a shadow behind him and never spoke.

When I saw this guy again today, he was actually smiling all over his face. When he saw Yun Chu, he even knew how to clasp his fists and salute. The most important thing was that he spoke standard Guanzhong dialect.

"Your Majesty, are you alright?"

Listening to Wen Zou Zou's words coming from this giant man's mouth, Yun Chu also clasped his fists and said, "Is General Lei okay?"

Lao Lei couldn't pretend any longer, so he sneered and said, "Your Majesty wants me to speak like a human being."

Yun Chu said: "He's even less human."

Lao Lei touched his bald head and said, "That's right, I don't think he speaks like a human being."

Yun Chu pointed at Luan Jia who was not far away and said, "You don't have to search your body and touch your crotch this time, right?"

Lao Lei smiled honestly, but said without hesitation: "Rules are rules."

Yun Chu said angrily: "Is it possible to find a palace maid?"

Lao Lei showed his white teeth and said with a smile: "I, Lao Lei, can personally serve you."

In the end, Lao Lei found a good-looking man who touched Yun Chu from head to toe before letting him go.

It wasn't until Yunchu saw Ruichun's dead face that the search process was finally over. When he looked up, he saw Li Zhi and Wu Mei playing chess in the open car door.

I obviously saw Yun Chu coming and watched for a long time. When Yun Chu came over, I pretended not to see it. The two of them were having fun.

Ruichun boarded the carriage and whispered at the door: "Your Majesty, I have an audience with Hou Yun of Lantian for the first time."

Li Zhi pretended to look at Yun Chu, said: "Xuan." and continued to play chess with Wu Mei. However, the giant bear lying on the door of Luanjia acting as a carpet saw Yunchu, and hurriedly got up and got into the depths of Luanjia. .

It was only when Yunchu got into the Luanjia that he discovered that the entire Luanjia was actually quite large, with an area of ​​ten square meters. The furnishings inside were extremely luxurious. Just the light-blocking bead curtains were made of more dongzhu than those in the Yun family's treasury. Dongzhu has more.

Seeing Yun Chu looking around as soon as he came up, Li Zhi coughed and asked, "Is the floating bridge you built stable?"

Yun Chu said: "It's safe."

Wu Mei looked at Yun Chu and said, "If it's safe, why do you want to build two auxiliary bridges?"

Yun Chu replied expressionlessly: "In order to be more secure, not only that, I also prepared a giant boat."

Li Zhi nodded and said: "It is safe to be safe. The problem is that there is a three-point risk in sailing and running."

Yun Chu smiled and said, "Whatever your Majesty wants, please just give it."

Li Zhi said: "Call Li Ji over."

Yunchu didn't answer, just looked at the emperor.

Li Zhi said leisurely: "In the past, there were people who expressed their feelings in front of Huang Quan. I think there is no difference between the Yellow River and Huang Quan. I am going to talk to Li Ji in the center of Huang Quan. What do you think?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "That's inappropriate."

"What's wrong?"

"Because Your Majesty can't ask anything."