Tang's dining table

After Yunchu finished eating the venison, he took out a crystal clear gourd-shaped medicine bottle from his pocket, poured out four soybean-sized pills with a strong medicinal aroma, and swallowed them with water.

Aunt Chun looked at the medicine bottle in Yunchu's hand with an anxious look, and almost without hesitation reached out to ask for it.

Yun Chu was not stingy and poured four pills into her hand. Aunt Chun quickly swallowed the pills with saliva.

After swallowing it, she saw Yunchu lazily leaning on the back of the chair as if to regain her breath. Aunt Chun found a small soft couch and sat on it, sticking out her tongue and panting like a puppy.

"Since you know that this deer meat is inappropriate, why do you still eat it secretly?" Yun Chu asked lazily.

Aunt Chun said: "If there is nothing wrong with the venison, I will make a profit by eating it secretly. If there is something wrong with the venison, if you eat it and die, I will not survive. It is better to eat it together."

Yun Chu said: "I mean, before you sent the deer meat over, you ate it secretly."

Aunt Chun said: "If anything goes wrong, I will definitely die regardless of whether you eat it or not. If I die, whether it is the queen or you, what can you do to me? You can't use a big pot Cook me and eat me, you know, I was poisoned to death."

Yun Chu picked up his thumb and said, "You won't even say you don't want to poison me to death, right?"

Aunt Chun smiled and said: "You were quite a good person, it would be a pity to die."

Yun Chu stood up and hugged Aunt Chun. He could clearly feel that the body of this ordinary-looking and somewhat fat middle-aged palace maid was a little stiff. After letting go of her, Aunt Chun still stood there stiffly.

Yunchu smiled, put the beautiful jade gourd medicine bottle in Grandma Chun's hand and said, "From now on, take two pills before meals."

Aunt Chun's face was so red that it was almost smoking, and she whispered: "Antidote?"

Yun Chu smiled and said: "The person with the deepest knowledge of poisons in the world is Sun Shenxian, and below Sun Shenxian is me. For me, the so-called Hedinghong is red arsenic, the so-called Broken Heart Powder is Gelsemium elegans, the so-called The trigger medicine is Nux vomica. As for the poison, the old fairy said it is a fictitious thing. Most people just add some aconite juice to the wine and treat it as a poison.

Therefore, the highly toxins that can be added to food are nothing more than plant toxins and mineral toxins. As for independent biological toxins, they are generally difficult to preserve and do not have much effectiveness unless they are bitten by living poisons.

Whether it's Hedinghong, Bronchang Powder, or the drug that induces the disease, it's a common medicine in the big pharmacies in Chang'an. I can tell it from the taste even with my eyes closed, so it's not very easy to poison me with poison. easy.

However, I have recently done some old research and found that after mixing mineral toxins and plant toxins, a new mixed toxin can appear. This new toxin has the advantages of both mineral and plant toxins, and shortens the time of poisoning. If necessary, the mixing ratio of the two toxins can be used to control the time of poisoning, and even the pain that a person endures, such as prolonging the time of spasms, convulsions, or long-term pain like burning fire. , the end is very magical.

If you are short of poison in the future, just ask Princess An Ding for it. The poison she has there is more and more complete than what I have in my hand. "

No one had ever said such terrifying words to Mother Chun. The special stimulation brought to her by Yun Chu's hug quickly subsided from her body. She covered her mouth with her hands and said, "I just want to know about the deer we just ate." Is the meat safe?”

Yun Chu shook his head and said, "It's not safe."

When Aunt Chun heard this, her face turned earthy.

Yunchu continued: "Venison has a bad taste. Therefore, when stewing venison, you must add chicken broth, soy sauce, pepper water, cooking wine, refined salt, and sugar. It is best to add some sea vegetables, and then Add the venison, boil it and then simmer it over a slow fire for an hour and a half. When the venison is cooked, boil it over a strong fire... Only then will the venison stewed be delicate and not burnt, and have a lasting flavor.

The venison the queen asked you to bring is obviously not suitable. Not to mention the firewood, the flavor has not yet penetrated. The most important thing is that the deer sinews have not been cooked to pieces and will clog your teeth. "

Aunt Chun looked at Yun Chu with her mouth wide open.

On the way back, Aunt Chun held the gourd-shaped medicine bottle that Yun Chu gave her in her hand, and her face was red. Since there was no danger, the feeling of Yun Chu hugging her appeared again.

The night wind was very cool, but Sister Chun felt hot and hot, her face was red, her legs were a little weak, her feet seemed to have stepped into the clouds, and she was weak and weak.

Put the medicine bottle to your nose and smell it. The faint smell of pear that Yunchu left on the medicine bottle even overwhelmed the smell of the pills. Thinking of this, Grandma Chun poured out a pill and slowly When chewed, the pills are not bitter at all, and a lot of honey is added to them.

Aunt Chun didn't know how she got back to the queen's palace. The queen was still asleep when she entered. She raised her head and glanced at Aunt Chun and said, "Yunchu thinks so highly of himself, why did he sleep with a good guy like you?"

Aunt Chun quickly shook her head and said, "No."

Wu Mei stood up slowly, raised her hand and stroked Aunt Chun's eyebrows with her fingertips. Seeing that Aunt Chun's eyebrows were not messy at all, she nodded and said, "I knew I should have sent a beauty there. Since it was not available in time, Luan, who are you showing this arousing look to?"

Aunt Chun said quickly: "The king had just finished washing when the slave came in."

Wu Mei nodded understandingly and said: "Oh, that's right, there is no woman who doesn't like a man like Yun Chu, let alone a woman like you who doesn't even know what a man is.

What a pity. Firstly, you are old, and secondly, you are ugly. Giving you to someone like Yunchu is not a reward, but an insult. Otherwise, I really want to fulfill your little wish. thought. "

Aunt Chun said: "I just want to be with the Queen and don't want to go anywhere."

Wu Mei nodded and said: "That's right. With your temperament, you will be bullied wherever you go if you leave me. You might as well stay and let me bully you personally, so that you can live a better life."

What, Yun Chu ate the venison? "

Aunt Chun nodded repeatedly and said: "After eating it, she said that the venison was too raw and unpalatable, and it also stuffed her teeth. She also joked that the queen should cook the cook."

Wu Mei smiled and said: "Yunchu is good at delicious food and is known as Yi Ya. You must listen to his advice. Someone comes and beats the cook who cooked the venison to death with sticks!"

Immediately, a palace attendant took the order and left. Aunt Chun quickly said: "The Lord is joking."

Wu Mei smiled and said, "You are telling the truth when you are joking."

Seeing that Aunt Chun was still worried about the fate of the cook, Wu Mei asked again: "Did Yunchu hesitate to eat venison?"

Aunt Chun said: "No, I sat down, picked it up and gnawed it. However, after eating the venison, I drank a few pills."

Wu Mei sighed and said: "He believes that I have no intention of killing him, but he is not sure that I will not harm him, so he swallowed some antidote, right?"

Before Wu Mei could ask, Aunt Chun took out the bottle of medicine and showed it to Wu Mei.

Wu Mei did not take the medicine, but asked the palace servants to take the medicine bottle to the imperial doctor to identify it.

After a while, the palace attendant reported back: "The Imperial Physician Liu said that this substance is Dashanzhao Pill, which is specially designed to treat symptoms such as loss of appetite, indigestion, epigastric distension and stuffiness caused by internal cessation of food accumulation."

Wu Mei took the medicine bottle, pulled out the stopper and smelled it. Sure enough, it smelled like hawthorn. She threw the medicine bottle to Aunt Chun and said, "It's very suitable for you to take. You didn't ask Yun Chu if you were not afraid of this venison." Poisoned?"

As soon as he said the words, he saw Grandma Chun's eyes widening. She waved her hands and said, "I know I sent the wrong person, but if I send others, Yunchu will not allow them to go in late at night."

Grandma Chun's eyes widened and she said, "I didn't report anything, and no one stopped me. I just went in."

Wu Mei nodded with satisfaction and said: "That's because Yun Chu is not prepared for you. You can go in with someone else and give it a try."

Aunt Chun lowered her eyes and said, "Is this servant really ugly enough to make others not care about the defense between men and women?"

Wu Mei touched Grandma Chun's round chin and said, "It's just Yunchu and the others. Others, I'd love to marry you and go home."

Aunt Chun couldn't help but smile.

Wu Mei said angrily: "It seems that she still wants to get married."

Sleeping in a military camp is the most boring way to sleep in the world. Even a minister like Yun Chu sleeps on a bed that is only two feet wide. The military tent is extremely cold due to the ban on fire.

Yunchu got up at dawn, washed himself in the cold river water, and then started a new round of morning inspections.

Under bright sunshine, any scene will become more beautiful.

When he got up, the soldiers in the military camp had already started their morning exercises. The content of their morning exercises was very simple. They simply lined up and ran. Then they took turns driving wooden stakes into the ground with a mallet, running to improve endurance, and smashing wood. The stakes are for building strength.

When tens of thousands of people were naked and running around shouting slogans, the sky was naturally filled with dust.

When the sun rose ten feet high, the inner guards opened the wall in the center of the military stronghold. The officials who stayed in the simple palace last night came out slowly with yawns. Only Yunchu was the one. Walking towards the inside.

After greeting some familiar officials, Yun Chu came to the side hall of the Animal Skin Hall where Li Zhi lived.

Li Zhi, who had just had breakfast and was taking the giant bear for a walk, saw Yun Chu coming, so he waved over. The giant bear didn't like Yun Chu very much, so he turned around and wanted to leave, but after being kicked by Li Zhi, he became obedient. squatting on the ground.

"Did you kill someone last night?"

Li Zhi asked with interest.

"Violated the fire ban and refused to listen to advice."

Li Zhi looked at Yun Chu and said, "Why don't you kill Gongsun Changshan to establish your authority?"

Yun Chu said: "Sin does not lead to death."

Li Zhi shook his head and said: "Next time you have such an opportunity, kill him. You were the first to enter the inner city this morning. The memorial to impeach you for being domineering entered my palace last night."