Tang's dining table

In the Tang Dynasty, it was the job of the eldest lady in the family to provide for her husband's child.

Therefore, Yunchu told Yu Xiurong about Aunt Chun.

Yu Xiurong looked at her husband with a mustache, feeling a little sad but also a little proud.

He touched Yunchu's eyebrows with his hand and said, "After so many years, there is only one decent woman who has fallen in love with her husband. It's a pity that she has such a beautiful appearance."

Yun Chu smiled and said: "This has something to do with my ethics."

Yu Xiurong covered her mouth and smiled: "Like the dancer who was kissed by her husband in Baqiao?"

Yun Chu said: "Since ancient times, there have been many romantic literati. Your husband was just reciting poems and had nowhere to vent his emotions. At that time, almost all the people present were men. Only the dancer was pretty, so I had to kiss her. If she If you weren't here, you would cry to death if I couldn't restrain myself from kissing a bearded man."

Yu Xiurong said: "Not only will I cry to death, I will hang myself immediately. I will hang myself immediately without waiting for a moment, so that I will not be sickened to death by this matter."

Yun Chu waved his hand and said, "Go talk to Aunt Chun and tell her that I am not a good match for her."

Yu Xiurong hesitated and said, "Mother Chun takes great care of the Yun family."

Yun Chu thought for a while and shook his head resolutely: "It is too dangerous for her to help Yun. Just say that Yun is grateful for her kindness and should put herself first in the future and not take risks."

Yu Xiurong looked at her husband and said, "Husband, you know that the more you say this, the more Aunt Chun will be addicted to it. As time goes by, she will do more dangerous things for you.

It's better to let me handle it. Instead of being sneaky and making people suspicious, it's better to show off your carriage and horse and fight with Aunt Chun. "

Yun Chu nodded and said: "It does sound like what the scumbag said. Forget it, you are a woman and know a woman's heart best. I'll leave it to you. Just don't hurt her."

Yu Xiurong took a baseball bat from the shelf and said, "If you dare to steal a man from me, she is impatient."

Li Si, who was lying at the entrance of the tent eavesdropping, changed his expression when he heard the words, and ran away quickly.

Mom is going to settle accounts with Aunt Chun. This is a big deal. No matter whether she wins or loses, she won't be able to get away with it. She must discuss it with Yun Jin and the others.

Yun Jin was stunned after hearing Li Si's words, but Wen Huan and Di Guangsi looked very excited.

When it comes to matters involving her father, Yun Jin naturally has no choice but to ask Li Si for help.

So, Li Si took Yunjin and the others to find Prince Li Hong.

"You mean, Master and Aunt Chun? Hahaha... let me laugh for a while before talking."

After listening to Li Si's explanation, Li Hong laughed so hard that he couldn't breathe for a moment.

If there were rumors of an affair between Master and any beauty in his father's palace, Li Hong would consider it an earth-shattering and treasonous event, but this Aunt Chun was unique.

Aunt Chun was originally a maid assigned by Emperor Taizong to his mother. She had been with his mother since she was nine years old. To be precise, Aunt Chun was from Emperor Taizong's harem, not from her father's harem.

Now, his mother has become his father's queen, and Aunt Chun now admires his master. The more Li Hong thinks about it, the more interesting this matter becomes, and he thinks he has the responsibility to tell his father such interesting things.

"Hahaha……"

Li Zhi's wild laughter came from the big tent, and he was almost breathless, so much so that the giant bear glanced at the emperor worriedly.

Li Zhi finally calmed down and couldn't wait to ask Li Hong: "Is this serious?"

Li Hong suppressed his smile and said, "Aunt Chun sent beef jerky to Marquis Lantian to express her friendship, and it was known by the Yu family. At this time, the Yu family was carrying a stick on the way to find Aunt Chun."

"Beef jerky? You said it was the charcoal-grilled beef jerky your mother gave to Aunt Chun. This guy usually treats beef jerky as precious as life, but he was willing to give it to Yun Chu as a token of love?

This is not easy... Hahahaha, let me laugh for a while, Grandma Chun has lost weight recently... Hahaha, a woman should be flattered by her beauty?

According to the decree, Yu's advance into the Chinese army must not be stopped. "

Li Hong looked at his father who was almost laughing and said in silence: "Father, I told my father to ask you to find a way to stop this, not to let you watch the king's jokes."

Li Zhi said with great joy: "Have you made too many jokes about me over the years, your master? Do you know that your bastard master has even begun to speculate about my... relationship with your mother?"

Over the years, he has done a lot of bad things, but I have never caught his tail. This time I finally have solid evidence. How do you ask me to let him go?

Tsk tsk, I have long heard that the Yu family is tough and a strange woman who has practiced martial arts... Come here, give Grandma Chun some armor..."

Seeing that his father was going crazy, Li Hong left decisively and went to find his mother. If this matter spread, it would damage the reputation of his master and must be stopped.

Yu Xiurong calmly embroidered the handkerchief for a while. When he saw that the peonies on the handkerchief had taken shape, he put down the pattern and said to Yun Chu, who had been reading, "Is it almost time?"

Yun Chu put down the book and said, "It will take some time for Li Si to discuss with Yun Jin and the others. It will also take some time to find the prince to make an decision. It will also take some time for the prince to find your majesty. So, it is still a little early."

Yu Xiurong said: "I just knocked on the door and brought the matter to light. Will it cause any harm to Aunt Chun?"

Yun Chu shook his head and said: "Over the years, what your Majesty has been looking forward to most is to see me make a fool of myself. If I never make mistakes, this expectation will eventually turn into fear. Now, finally, there is something that can make him laugh. , it is of great benefit to both me and Aunt Chun."

Yu Xiurong looked at Yun Chu and said: "I have never understood what is so funny about this matter. Aunt Chun said that she is old but has never experienced anything between a man and a woman. She is naturally curious about this kind of thing. .

We come to our house a lot on weekdays, so it is natural for her to have secret feelings for her husband. It is the most normal thing for a little girl to admire a man. What's so funny about it? "

Yun Chu looked at Yu Xiurong suspiciously and said, "You are so calm about the matter of Aunt Chun. Why have you been holding on to the matter about the dancer for ten years?"

Yu Xiurong turned around and smiled charmingly at Yun Chu and said: "That dancing girl will pounce on you if your husband raises your finger. Aunt Chun is different. She just thinks about it in her heart and can't do anything else.

Besides, my husband is the tanlang in other people's dreams, unattainable, poor... but I can sleep on the same bed as my husband, within reach, so I will naturally be more generous.

Okay, it’s almost time. If you wait a little longer, there will be more people watching the excitement. "

Yun Chu watched Yu Xiurong put on a fancy outfit that was only worn when playing polo, and her hair was pulled into a man's bun, which was tightly tied with clips and short hairpins. Then he held up a baseball bat. Just walk outside. When he walked to the door, he turned to Yun Chu and said, "Li Si is back. Let her wait for me. If I don't deal with it this time, she won't be able to change her bad habit of eavesdropping."

Yun Chu spread his hands and said, "This time it was clearly your plan."

"If she didn't have this bad habit, I wouldn't be able to plot against her."

Seeing Yu Xiurong leading Cui and Cui Yao angrily towards the Chinese army, Yun Chu said to Wen Wen and Di Renjie's family who were hiding in the entrance of their tent and peeking, "What are you doing sneakily?"

Gentle and Di Renjie both pointed their thumbs at Yun Chu, but each of their wives gave Yun Chu a big eye roll and went back to the tent.

In the Tang Dynasty, women would naturally be arrogant and weak when doing other things, but when it came to matters between men and women, they really dared to make things big, even if they brought it to the imperial court.

I recall that back then, because Emperor Taizong rewarded her husband with a beautiful woman, Fang Xuanling's wife was able to break into the hall and drink up the black vinegar, which was said to be poison, in front of the emperor. She was really powerful.

Emperor Taizong, who had always kept his word, had to withdraw his intention to reward Fang Xuanling with beautiful women.

Then there were the two wives of Yuchi Laohei, who guarded the gate of the inner house with knives and did not allow the beauties sent by the emperor to enter the inner house. This was also a move that faced the emperor's authority and also won the final victory.

Not to mention the past incident in which Tang Jian’s wife chopped off the head of the Orchid that Tang Jian brought from the Western Regions with one knife, and paraded the bloody head through the city to the government to surrender.

It was the efforts of so many senior women that gave Yu Xiurong the opportunity to break into the emperor's army with a stick and beat the lowly maids who seduced other men's husbands.

At this time, Wu Mei was watching Taiping staggering on the ground.

After listening to Li Hong's story, she looked at Aunt Chun, who had an earthy complexion beside her, and said, "Are you tempted?"

Aunt Chun immediately knelt down and said: "I just saw the hard work of the Lord, so I gave him some beef jerky."

Wu Mei said: "No farewell?"

Aunt Chun put her head on the ground and whispered: "There is also a purse."

Wu Mei frowned and said, "You can also give your needles and threads to others, even to your lover?"

Aunt Chun said quickly: "I'm not my lover, but I think Junhou is a good person."

"Ha--" Wu Mei looked up to the sky and laughed, then immediately lowered her face and said: "You are really full, warm and lustful. In the early years, seeing that you were older, I once asked you about your marriage. What did you say?

You said you would accompany me for the rest of your life. Why have you changed it now? "

Aunt Chun said: "I don't dare to do this anymore."

Seeing that Aunt Chun was frightened, Wu Mei softened her tone and said: "You are a good picker, but you are just a picker. Don't think that I will bestow you with Yunchu's good deeds. This is impossible."

Aunt Chun's big tears fell on the floor, and soon they gathered into a pool of water.

Wu Mei sighed and said: "If you change someone else, I will help you even if you don't want to. But if Yun Chu doesn't do it, he and I are not the same people. If you marry someone, you will also suffer a fate under Yu Xiurong.

Furthermore, how can the eldest maid under me be a concubine for others, even if she is an equal wife? "

As he spoke, he raised Grandma Chun's oval face and looked at it carefully for a while and said: "With your kindness in serving me for eighteen years, even if you are married to the Duke, it is more than enough!"