Tang's dining table

"Why did I humiliate Buddhism?"

Qiuji sighed and looked at Yunchu with gentleness. Di Renjie waved his hand and said: "Wukong, Wuneng, Wuching, please follow me."

Yun Chu, Wen Wen, and Di Renjie looked at each other, wondering who Guiji was calling.

Qiu Ji then took out three ultimatums from his sleeve and handed them to the three of them respectively.

The ultimatum in Yunchu's hand clearly had the word "Wukong" written on it.

The word "Wuneng" was written on the certificate in Wen Wenwen's hand.

As for Di Renjie's ultimatum, the word "Wu Jing" is clearly written on it.

Yun Chu swallowed his saliva and said, "I just want to borrow a monk's robe. I have no intention of becoming the monkey monk in the story."

Gentle said: "A certain family has nothing in common with that greedy and lustful pig."

Di Renjie said: "A certain family's face is not swarthy, and his eyebrows don't look like Monk Sha with two steel forks."

Master Qiuji said with a smile: "You don't really think that you can escape unscathed by hanging your hat on the Wudafu pine tree and writing a Buddhist verse?

Also, do you really think that you can run away just by provoking a dispute between the Queen and Shangguan Yi and leaving such a huge mess?

It is indeed wrong for the Queen to humiliate you. Didn't you humiliate the Queen first with Shangguan Yi?

Don’t think that if you and the Queen are the only parties involved, no one will know. The Queen will indeed not talk about her shame, and neither will you. However, there are as many strange people in this world as crucian carp crossing the river, and nothing can be a real secret. .

Don't firmly think that the emperor and the prince will be on your side, so you can do whatever you want. Things are always changing. The emperor also wants to know whether Chang'an will really be the same without you.

It is never easy for the royal family to bow their heads and admit their mistakes, and the consequences are endless.

If you want the royal family not to pursue you, then you have to give the world a good reason, such as - your heart is filled with despair and you have escaped into Buddhism. "

Yun Chu said: "It's nothing to worry about future troubles. It's amazing that we went to the Western Region to find Naha. I just want to know how you will face our three wives later. They probably won't like to climb into their beds at night. They are three Buddhist monks.

Anyway, you see the three of them often. If you have the ability to convince them, the three of us don’t matter. "

Qiuji said with a smile: "This eminent monk, Lao Na, has climbed into the beds of many women. They all say that they have a unique flavor. As for the mistresses of your three families, it is actually the best to convince them. Compared with your safety, they will never care. That bit of hair on your head.

Let's go, enter this Mahavira Hall, and after kowtowing in front of the Buddha, all the past will disappear. "

Wen Wen said with a smile: "Our road is actually wider."

Di Renjie also smiled and said: "Let's go in and pay homage to our new boss."

Yun Chu also nodded and said: "If you remove the trouble threads, you can really get rid of the troubles. The price-performance ratio is good. Junior brothers, let's go in now."

Three young men in rich clothes entered.

The three monks in green clothes came out, and even the wild beasts around the temple seemed to be rejoicing for them. The roars of tigers, apes, and birds echoed across the earth, as if they were praising the three of them.

Master Qiuji looked at the freshly baked Master Wukong and said: "You are really a monk. You are obviously bound by the world of mortals, but you still have the solemn look of a precious elephant. It is very rare."

Caressing his bald head tenderly, he looked at Master Qiuji and said, "I wonder if I can imitate Master Qiuji after returning to Chang'an and carry wine and prostitutes through Chang'an Market?"

Master Guiji smiled and pointed to his fat belly and said, "The Buddha often sits here and needs good food and drinks. If you don't have a Buddha in your heart, you will fall into the endless hell."

Yunchu said with a smile: "After the wine and meat passed through the intestines, it stayed in the heart of the Buddha. If people in the world imitate me, it will be like entering the devil's path."

Master Qiji glanced at Master Wukong and said, "You are a person with Buddha nature."

Yun Chu nodded and said: "It should be so."

Master Guiji said with some melancholy: "This is indeed the case."

After that, he pointed to the Zen monastery where Yunchu and the others lived, and walked into the Mahavira Hall again. It is estimated that the Buddhist verses that Yunchu just said touched him a lot, and he needs to understand it again.

Wen Wen looked at Yun Chu and said, "What kind of ambition did you make in front of the Buddha just now?"

Yun Chu said: “Concentrate and calmly copy the Boya Parami Heart Sutra.

Wen Wen sighed and said, "You should be smarter. My ambition is to copy a copy of the Lotus Sutra."

Di Renjie looked strange when he heard this and didn't speak for a long time.

Gentle said: "You can't really make any big ambitions, right? Although our brothers are taking refuge in Buddhism at this time, our ambitions must be fulfilled. This is the minimum respect for Buddhism."

Di Renjie said: "On a whim, I decided to copy the Shurangama Sutra."

Gentle and puzzled, he said: "The full text of the Shurangama Sutra is only over 62,000 words, which is 20,000 words less than the Lotus Sutra that I want to copy. Why are you in trouble?"

Di Renjie sighed and said, "Prick blood to copy the scriptures."

Hearing what Di Renjie said, Yun Chu and Wen Wen felt speechless, but luckily, Di Renjie was fatter and had a lot of blood on his body. After copying, he shouldn't be anemic.

Li Si saw three bald monks entering the Zen monastery. After taking a closer look at the faces of the three monks, he screamed and flew to report the news.

"Mom, mom, Aye has become a monk."

Yu Xiurong, who was watching someone clean up the Zen room, suddenly heard Li Si's cry, and the duster he held in his hand fell from his hand. He suppressed the shock, came out of the room, and saw his naked husband wearing a monk's robe. The brain comes in from outside.

Yu Xiurong felt like the world was spinning and he could no longer stand firmly, so he slid softly to the ground.

Yun Chu leapt forward, supported Yu Xiurong, and said directly: "It's about taking refuge, so don't worry too much about it."

Yu Xiurong's eyes had long been filled with tears. He reached out to touch Yun Chu's bald head, and suddenly slapped his bald head and said, "Why didn't you tell me earlier?"

Yun Chu sighed and said: "I just found out that when I saw Master Qiji, I was taken to the Main Hall to have my hair shaved off, and I was given the name of Wukong.

He also said that it was arranged by Master Xuanzang and was not negotiable. "

Yu Xiurong was just about to get angry. He felt that Master Xuanzang, even if he was Aye, could not just let her husband escape into Buddhism without any discussion. Even if it was fake, it would be difficult to say or not.

However, a woman's screams could also be heard from the monastery next door, so she said to Yunchu: "Let me go and have a look. Your two brothers are just two uncles. They never want to talk to your wife properly..."

Seeing Yu Xiurong go to Wen Wen's house with Cui Yao with a wicked smile on her face, she heard the screams of the maids coming from the Zen courtyard on the other side, and their wife also fainted.

Yun Luan climbed onto Aye's lap, then stood on tiptoes and reached out to touch Aye's bald head and said, "Aye, I want a bald head too."

Yun Chu hugged Yun Luan and said, "Aye is just afraid of the heat. When the weather gets cooler, his hair will grow."

Yun Luan said: "I also want to cool down."

Yunchu grabbed his son and threw it into the air a few times. Then he caught it and the child forgot that Aye was bald.

Compared with Yun Luan, Yun Jin, Yun Jin and Li Si are obviously not so easy to fool.

Especially Li Si looked at the master's bald head thoughtfully, and then said: "I can actually choose to escape into Buddhism."

Yun Jin said: "You have escaped into Buddhism, what will my brother do?"

Li Si rolled his eyes at Yun Jin and said, "My mother also escaped into Buddhism. Do you think it delayed her from becoming the queen?"

Yun Jin looked back at her sister.

Yun Jin immediately raised his hand to cover his black hair and said, "Don't even think about it."

Yun Jin said: "In the future, it would be good for my Yun family to develop specifically in Buddhism. Master Xuanzang has said that Buddhism has more money than the entire Chang'an. It also operates in a secretive and unassuming way. The prospects are actually quite good."

Li Si shook his head and said: "If Aye develops another monster like Chang'an in Buddhism, my father will definitely send troops to capture it. Will you want your life or money?"

Just when Yun Jin was about to answer Li Si's question, Wen Huan and Di Guangsi appeared at the door and shouted to him: "Yun Jin, let's go become novice monks. Brother Chengxiu has already left."

Yun Jin touched her hair and said to Li Si with a smile, "I'll come as soon as I go."

Li Si rolled his eyes and said, "I'll go take a look."

Yun Jin said: "Even if the King of Heaven is here, I will never even think of shaving off my hair."

Yun Chu hugged Yun Luan, and the father and son were playing very happily, turning a deaf ear to other people's affairs. He felt that whether it was Li Chengxiu, Yun Jin, Wen Huan, or Di Guangsi, they were wise enough to face their own choices.

After a long time, Yu Xiurong and Cui Yao came back and complained to Yun Chu: "Both of them wanted to jump into the well, but they couldn't stop them. Later, Wen Rou and Di Renjie stopped letting people stop them, but they stopped jumping and jumped on them. He was bitten and beaten, and I felt embarrassed and came back.

Hey, Yunjin, where did Li Si go? "

Yun Jin, who was reading a book boredly on the side, said: "I wonder if a little novice monk and a little nun will come to the house soon."

Yu Xiurong's eyebrows stood up when he heard this, and he said angrily: "Who told them to do this?"

Yun Jin said: "Li Chengxiu!"

"Damn it, there's no one who can make people worry less."

After that, he hurried out.

For Yun Chu, it was nothing for a man to have a bald head. He had already had a bald head during the year and a half of studying at the party school, not to mention that he suffered a calamity in the Tang Dynasty. He shaved his head as usual, and had no strange idea that his hair and skin should not be damaged by his parents.

Gentleness, although Di Renjie is also a scholar, is not comparable to ordinary rotten scholars. They also believe that honoring your parents is definitely not about whether you shave your head or not. Having a filial heart and filial behavior are better than anything else.

When Yu Xiurong grabbed Yun Jin and Li Si came back, just as Yun Jin said, a young novice monk with delicate features and a delicate-looking little nun appeared in front of Yun Chu.

Yu Xiurong sat slumped on a futon. He picked up the mallet and knocked on the wooden fish in front of him angrily and said, "It's okay now. The ancestors of the Yun family are all monks now and in the future."