Terrorist Invasion, Scientific Breeding Of Aliens At The Beginning

【Ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!

【Look at this symbiotic elf, and then look at my husky who is demolishing the house...how about eating dog meat tonight】

【It melts the heart of my old Aunt~】

[Although I am still a bit against parasitic creatures, but.....this one is really obedient and makes people feel distressed]

【This is too smart!】

【cute………………】

【Put away your beastly thoughts! That's my right hand!】

【My right hand is nothing... The key is that it's not just your right hand!】

【Damn it, shut up! Such a cute little life, you can do it too?!】

Humans are easily swayed animals.

Before seeing the real parasitic beasts, they imagined them to be ugly and hideous, as if they wanted to murder their own ecology at any time.

But when I really saw this little cutie, the original scary image was shattered in my heart!

Audiences, their favorability towards the 'Symbiotic Elf' began to rise.

Only now did they realize that it was reasonable for Cao Yu to choose such a cute name for this kind of life.

The documentary came to the second day.

The videographer of the program group showed Kong Weiming the video from last night.

This doctor, who had always been against parasitic beasts, began to feel a little guilty.

While eating, Kong Weiming said to his right hand: "Starting today, I will give you 1 hour of free time every day.

His right hand was holding chopsticks, when suddenly, the little finger raised up cutely, and an eye popped out of it.

He blinked and looked at him for a while, and there was another mouth on the back of his hand.

You You said timidly: "Really? When? Now?"

Kong Weiming thought for a while: "After seven o'clock in the evening."

Youyou's mouth was raised sharply: "That's really great!"

Kong Weiming asked again: "What are you going to do during the free time?"

Youyou thought for a while: "Can I study? Use your computer?"

Kong Weiming was taken aback: "Uh...it's okay`々.

The barrage is surging again:

[At this moment, I looked at my son, and my son also looked at me, and said, "Don't believe in rumors, don't spread rumors! Iron juice!"]

【My daughter was watching it with me. Seeing this, she cursed and went to watch the cartoon】

[The little cutie who loves to learn is so cute]

Of course, conspiracy theorists still exist.

【Such a life form with high IQ and great enthusiasm for learning, don't you think it's scary?】

【Judging from the learning speed shown by this creature before, it is only a matter of minutes to replace humans】

【Give them enough time, humans will only be their slaves】

Then, the two groups began to argue.

In the documentary, after the starting point that night, Kong Weiming was lying on the bed watching TV, while You You lay beside him, constantly typing on his laptop.

The speed ranges from slow to fast, from jerky to skilled.

During the period, Kong Weiming also took a curious look at the screen to see what information Youyou was looking up.

After watching it for a while, I found that it was still learning to read.

Query the meaning and pronunciation of various Chinese words.

I don't look at it any more.

After one hour.

Youyou suddenly said timidly: "Kong Weiming, your computer seems to be sick...it may be caused by me.

"Ah? Sick?" Kong Weiming turned his head to look.

On the laptop, there was a constant splash screen, and various colored dialog boxes and pictures popped up constantly.

He suddenly turned pale with shock: "Fuck! What websites have you been looking at!?"

"oh"

Left and right lowered their heads: "Cao Yu said that our symbiotic elves are a species that cannot reproduce...and humans are very good at reproduction, I just want to see how humans reproduce..."

Barrage:

【puff!】

【Cao Yu, Cao Yu, teach the children!】

[Hahahahahahaha haha ​​laughed at me! There are so many warnings that you don't listen to the firewall, do you want to open it! Why is this child so curious!]

【Wait? Symbiotic elves can't reproduce?】

[If this is true...then...it doesn't seem like a terrible species?]

Many conspiracy theorists worry about an abnormal creature because they may destroy human beings and occupy the earth.

This usually has a premise.

That is, this kind of creature must have very good reproductive ability, just like the previous aliens.

Even under the encirclement and suppression of all human beings, it is still not completely eliminated. In the wild and in the ocean, some parts are still stubbornly breeding.

In the documentary, Kong Weiming repaired the computer, and punished him a little, so that he was not allowed to use the computer the next day.

During free time, you can only play with him as the host.

Afterwards, the audience saw a very loving interaction......

Play rock-paper-scissors with your left hand and your right hand.

One's own left and right play chess with one's own right hand.

Kong Weiming wanted to fix his nails, so You You took the initiative to take over the task, separated two fingers, and turned them into scissors and a razor.

Even repairing and grinding, and finally a very familiar blow, blowing off the powder dust from the grinding.

It can be said to be very professional.

And it can also help to pick out ears, massage, tickle, and scratch the hard-to-reach places on the back.

Make the audience hungry.

A month-long documentary, only 3 episodes were edited.

Soon everyone saw the end.

During the viewing process, many people's impressions of parasitic beasts have changed from rejection to acceptance, and many people even wish to buy one right away!

if you can.

They really have the feeling of watching Pokemon cartoons when I was a kid.

I want to hold Pikachu in my arms and rua it fiercely!

Now, Yoyo gives them a similar feeling, and Yoyo is real!

In the last episode, the interaction between Kong Weiming and Youyou made everyone's love for the parasitic beast reach its peak!

First, Kong Weiming stayed up all night writing his thesis.

The right and the right have been very well-behaved the whole time, keeping still.

He only separated one eye on the back of his hand, and very sure (Li Lihao) was really looking at the content of the paper.

When Kong Weiming finished writing, checked it several times, and was about to turn off the computer, it made a sound:

"Brother, you seem to have a grammatical error here."

Kong Weiming was startled: "Huh?"

Extend your fingers right and left, and point to somewhere in the paper: "The plural of diagnosis should be diagnoses, and the survival rate over several years...should not be added to nouns used as attributives."

You pointed out several mistakes in succession.

Kong Weiming looked at it carefully, and checked the information again.

Turns out it's exactly what it says it is!

Neither he nor the audience expected that after only studying Youyou for a month, he could even master English grammar so well!

Kong Weiming gave it a chance.

"How about...you change it for me?"

Youyou agreed immediately!

Afterwards, the audience saw what a real code word machine attack is!